/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fuck off.

>2:01

Thanks for trying

THIRD!!!!!!1!!

THE BEST TIME OF THE DAY HAS ... no, nevermind. It's already gone.

I can't take it easy with this.

I hate you so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

wtf is wrong with you lately?

>>9948020
The guy who has been doing it isn't doing it.
I tried last night, It's a different anon tonight

I fapped to Flan today

>>9948024
Watch the entire front page get covered in flan tomorrow night

>>9948024
What if he died? ;_____;

>>9948034
The original guy already left /jp/ because it became super shitty.

There will be more people.

Stop making such a big fucking deal out of it.

>>9948034
Impossible

It's ok.
I will enter the elite order of the Flanfly guys.

Wish me luck, /jp/!

>>9948075
You will fail.

>>9948038
The original dose left /jp/ because it was super penne rigante.

There will be more pasta.

Stop making such a fucking deal out of birds.

bump

>>9948097
i see a problem in your mission

>>9948112
you just did it for me

>>9948126
I did?

>>9948135
yes

>>9948139
Fat Milluki belly slap a slap slap

>>9948139
What do i do now?

>>9948150
Grab your nuts and fondle them.

>>9948003
I hate Flan so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>>9948155
But I'm already doing that!

this is a shit
a big one
a grat one
xDDDD

>>9948162
ok now i need you to walk to fridge and grab a delicious banana

>>9948175

>>9948174
I have a banana
what now

>>9948184
peel the banana

>>9948189
Okay what now

>>9948194
Start eating it. What the fuck else?

>>9948194
Slice into an unpeeled banana, about 3/4 through the flesh

Fill the opening with chocolate chips

Wrap the banana in foil

Place foil-wrapped banana in an open fire or on a barbecue

When the foil looks slightly black, remove the banana from the fire

Eat the banana with a spoon.

*options: add marshmallows, nuts, or whatever else you want

>>9948198
I just ate it.

>>9948206
ok now go take a shower with cold water

>>9948210
But it's 2 in the morning

>>9948217
did i ask?you want life to change for the better or not?

>>9948217
Jeez, it's like you've never been in a Flanfly thread before. That's the process:
-Someone finally posts it
-You fondle your nuts a little bit
-Make a delicious banana treat
-Take a shower

>>9948221
i'm on /jp/ what do you think.

>>9948198
This post...

>>9948227
see you in 15 then, i know its gonna be cold but through pain comes pleasure

come back when you are ready for you next assignment

Why are you guys talking about bananas?

>>9948235
We were having so much fun making this lens, that out came the peanut butter and the googly eyes. Adding a pom pon and you have it . . . don't yet know what to call him, but I certainly needed to share the photo as he came out so cute.

>>9948235
Because they are proof of Intelligent Design. And that makes them very important fruit worthy of discussion.

>>9948228
Built from the bottom up:

One slice of whole wheat bread

Cover with peanut butter

Add slices of banana

Drizzle on honey

Sprinkle with cinnamon

>>9948238
>Because they are proof of Intelligent Design

Running out of Hinas.

>>9948075
crossboarder scum spamming this everywhere

>>9948257
It's time for you to get educated, FOOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

>>9948257
Not sure if serious.

>>9948265
>confirmation bias

>>9948234
I'm back what now.

>>9948272
Please don't misuse the quote feature.

>>9948257
You're the odd one out here, koreaboo. We believe in a devine being because we aren't brainwashed atheists like you.

>>9948282
I always say a short prayer before every post I make.

>>9948282
>>9948266
>>9948265
But banana's are one of the most genetically tampered with fruits in existence.

>>9948280
ok do you have a pencil

>>9948282
>devine

Average theist's spelling capabilities.

>>9948288
yes

>>9948295
GET THAT HOMOSHIT OUT OF HERE

>>9948299
write on a note "remind my to pick up my laundry and remind simon he has to fall"

>>9948306
Done

>>9948309
ok now i need you to place that note in a secure place (under the bed, in your closet, in a book, etc etc)

>>9948295
It's not a mistake if god willed it. You have gay taste in gooks BTW, I can't tell if it' a guy or a girl. Sucks to subhuman.

>>9948320
ok

>>9948315
I put it in my gun closet.

>>9948324
What now?

>>9948344
post a worthless status on facebook and it has to be a lie, tell me what you say

>>9948351
But i don't use facebook

>>9948354
post a lie on her then, green text it so i know its you

>>9948358
This thread or /jp/?

wait wait guys... how about a flan with a banana...

>>9948362
on /jp/

>>9948368
How hard did you have to search for that?

>>9948373
Are you kidding?

>>9948370
It's done

>>9948368
Flanana

>>9948287
Exactly, intelligent design. Don't you see?

>>9948386
Please don't be mad at me.

>>9948389
..By humans.

>>9948390
It's okay, I forgive you.

Despite being Flan fan I still should really ask this, Is flanfly thread really a thread posted by someone? It's like there's a script in /jp/ board that creates flanfly thread everyday, very susceptible.

But if not, I'd like to knowing what the culprit intention for creating this thread every fucking day.

There are many better ways to presenting Flan, like posting doujin works related to flan like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOz-T3NPtLA or something similar to that. I hope in the future that all Touhou fan that are not a nihon-jin can spread Touhou by doing something creative, not like this repetitious flanfly thread posting.

>>9948408
We should hug now.

>>9948420
/jp/'s particularly lonely and gay tonight.

>>9948420
Okay.

>>9948424
Hugging isn't gay.

yep parts of this thread is pretty queer, we should make this an intelligent one now.

>>9948404
Intelligent humans.

Oh god somebody help
leg cramp

>>9948489
huh