/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes.

Let's try to take it easy.

>>9942348
same here, marybro
were gonna get fucked up

how will you be taking it easy without electricity for 2-3 days? i think i'll sleep and fap extra hard.

Yeah, It's going to hit around me. I'm a little worried.

When is it supposed to hit MD?

>>9942369
I'm not sure. I haven't given it much thought, but I'm going to have to ration my food stocks, and probably do a puzzle or something.

If I could, I would invite you all to my awesome apartment in the bay area.

But I know how you all would rather drown than live with a black guy so yeah.

Whatever happens, remember to take it easy no matter what.

>>9942384
Sunday through tuesday, last I heard. Better get some canned stuff before everything's gone, anon-kun

>>9942395
Cute image dude.

>>9942392
The only place I can go to get food is the campus store. Such are the perils of being a shutin college student.

I have some emergency food and books though. I just don't know how I'll take it easy without internet.

>>9942398
Thanks, I tired my hardest!

>Hurricane Sandy: Hit on New York could have major impact

>>9942395
dude black people are great
i love fried chicken

i mean except the fat black women that dont have inside voices and smell like indian elephants.

my home and room is going to flood like it did with Irene. i have to bring my doujinshi, dakimakura, figures, computer, tv and records away. i don't know where i would go though.

i'm scared.

>>9942395
>But I know how you all would rather drown than live with a black guy so yeah.
Damn straight. Death before dishonor.

I'm shocked an person like you can appreciate that. You must be quite intelligent for one of your kind.

>>9942415
Nice house. Looks like I'll be getting to rape somebody tonight!

>>9942415
A-anon-kun, I'm so sorry. That is literally the worst place to live imaginable... You can come over to my house, if you want.

>>9942420
t-try it i-i know black belt d-dummy.

>>9942395

I'm black and live near the bay area too so no thanks.

>>9942421
>literally
come on guys you know it makes my autism go wild when you use that word

Isn't it only supposed to be a low-lvl hurricane SAT1 or something

Best of luck to
>>9942415
though, I hope none of your stuff gets damaged

>>9942432
Your resistance only makes my penis harder.

But I tell you what, if you don't hurt me too much, after we do the force-y fun time, I'll take you and your stuff to a hotel a few hundred miles away, and I'll take you back afterwards. Sound good?

>>9942431
Gomen

delaware..
:(

>>9942429
My invitation was only meant for the /jp/ers about to live in Atlantis II.

>>9942441
f**k u

Haha, faggots, I'm in New Orleans. Who's getting fucked now?

>>9942395
> But I know how you all would rather drown than live with a black guy so yeah.
Whoa no man, I'd totally be all over that shit. Provided I had my own living space there, and transportation was arranged, of course.

>>9942454
You're a fag.

>>9942454
I thought I was the only NOLA /jp/sie on this board.

>>9942453
Oh, just so you know, I'm HIV positive. I hope you don't mind.

>>9942446
At least you don't have sales tax.

>>9942465
How does it feel to live in the Africa of the New world?

>>9942467

>>9942408
Hopefully many Jews will die.

Dude I live near the gulf coast and I don't watch/read the news, so when I saw this posted, I was like "goddamn it another one?!" and then I realized it was headed to the northeast and I was like oh man sucks to be those guys.

Down here, we're used to this sort of thing...most of the people up there aren't going to know what to do to prepare, and the news isn't going to help because I'm sure they'll be all "WEATHERFUCKINGPOCALYPSE" about it like they do with any out-of-the-ordinary weather.

>>9942470
How do you want me to respond to that?

>>9942415
You can go to a hurricane shelter. They usually set these up in community centers/high school gyms in areas with higher ground...as for your things, I would get a storage shed or leave them with a friend if you have one you can trust with your things.

You're going to be okay, anon. These things happen all the time, so don't panic.

>>9942395
You feel comfy now, but at least we KNOW when our disasters are coming.

Enjoy your 10.0 earthquake, fucker

I live in New Jersey.

I'm not afraid because Storm Vanguard Chris Christie will protect us.

>>9942521
that is a very fucking large man, sir.

>>9942509
do hurricane shelters have other people? i'm bad with other people, like to the point where i have breakdowns. last hurricane i stayed in my car for three days i have too much stuff now. how much are storage sheds?

>>9942521
shame the storm is gong to be directly over brick and my town is going to get hit since im close to it. also christie is a bigger idiot than i am.

>>9942532
I live in Ocean County as well and it looks like it's going to directly hit us again...just like Irene did.

I'm not looking forward to not having power for 2-3 weeks again.

>>9942532
>biggier idiot than iam

I see what you did there.

A tip for those about to get raped by hurricane sandy. Don't let this money making opportunity slip by, with a chainsaw, axe, spade, 'contractor' garbage bags and fuel you can make some quick cash in the first few days after the storm passes.

>>9942508
"It sucks :<"

>>9942546
last time i lost power for about a week, but i had to get about four inches of water out of my house. you should get your hands on a generator and a few gallons of gas while you can.

>>9942567
Well yeah, that works, but I feel like there's a more articulated way to respond to something that's obviously exaggerated, yet at the same time not too far off from the truth.

>>9942532
Sadly, yeah, they usually do. IDK what else man short of renting a hotel a few cities away in higher ground.

>>9942532

You know how you look at other people and don't give a shit or even think twice about them unless there is something overtly wrong with them?

Well that's how everyone looks at you, no one cares, no one thinks twice.

>>9942521

Oh you.

>>9942609
k

RIP in piece Northeast

>>9942579
How did you manage to go a week without internet, I would have had a mental break down.

>>9942590
Lousianna is like the last place I'd want to live. Dirty, religious poor people everywhere, shitty jobs, below sea level, swamps, gators, crawfish, hill-billies. Ew.

north connecticutfag here, i have my PSP with corpse party installed ready for when we lose power!

>>9942622

You should have more than enough stuff backed up on your hard drive that you haven't went through.

>>9942615

Not trying to be mean, just trying to help with the social anxiety.

>>9942622
i have a psp with a car charger and a portable dvd player.

>>9942629
oh okay. thanks i thought you were just being mean.