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>>9923576
Was it worth it?

>>9923582
its not like I have anything better to do with my time.

Up next I will attempt to draw flan in my leg.

Was it on easymodo?

>>9923590
>VS Ran
>Easy Modo

>>9923587
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhzOEsKwYU4

>>9923613
Now I feel tempted to do the same thing

>>9923613
My leg is sexy

>>9923610
Please refrain from memetexting

Tell me more about your dreams.
How does she bully you? What goes on in your dreams?

/jp/ shitposting is so subtle, I swear. I think the difference between an OP who believes his post is /jp/-related and an OP who knows he is blatantly shitting up the board, is the space before the apostrophe and not after.

>>9923590
There's no easymodo on Extra Stage, secondaryfag.

I take it you want her to bully you even harder in your dreams as revenge?

>>9924431
You can thank /q/ for that. We now have to make every post as ambiguous as possible.

>>9924379
Please refrain from sucking so much dick, it's making you cranky.

The replies in this thread are the autism that's flogging the corpse of /jp/.

Have you seriously had dreams about Ran, OP? Describe them

>>9925843
Well, first, she pushes me down to the ground and lays on top of me. She rips my panties off and forces her thick, manly cock into my boypussy. I usually wake up with a strange feeling in my anus, but if I don't, then the dream continues, until I cum and spray cum over her tails, which enrages her. To punish me, she touches my penis after ejaculation when it's really sensitive and won't stop. Then I wake up and realize that I have to wash the sheets again.

>>9925855
And you thought it was a good idea to bully her back? Do you realize what's going to happen once you go to sleep?

>>9925855

That's...an interesting dream.

>>9925872

Perhaps this night he'll get bullied by Yukari and he'll need to defeat her to stop the bullying forever.

>>9925887
Or maybe Ran will just bully him even harder for him daring to oppose her. Maybe Yukari will get involved too, since he bullied Ran and now she demands compensation.

>>9925897

Yeah, now that I think about it Ran is in Phantasm too. Double bullying with Ran and Yukari.

>>9925855
you would have to be a total fool to believe that was me

If any of you want to know what my real dream was, it involved me going back a few years to when I was in high school.

My dream involved me being in my school halls walking to the cafeteria to get some food.
I was walking with a girl that I thought was Reimu at the time (its hard to explain, but sometimes you think in your dreams that a person is X even though they look nothing like X) and I guess a friend I used to have back when I was younger. When we got to the cafeteria, reimu and the other kid went to purchase their lunch while I secured a spot in the table. On the other side of the table was a group of girls giggling and talking.

Ran was a tall blonde girl who would steal my wallet with her mind powers, and then yukari (who was also a bitch and sitting next to her) would somehow make my wallet see through and then place it under the tile in the ground. Somehow, the wallet remained visible, and I was digging in the spot in the ground where my wallet was, and the two girls kept on laughing at me. I don't know why but I kept digging, and more people kept on laughing.

Reimu and the other kid never came back.

>>9926225
Such is life in Gensokyo high school.

>>9926225
The other dream I had was about ran throwing pebbles at me while I walked in the park. I don't know how to explain it, but this dream was very realistic. I used to walk around a park near my house every day in the morning, when there were no people in the track. I would just in the track that surrounded a fairly large pond.

In the dream, everything felt like normal, except that ran would follow me and throw things at me and laugh. When I turned around, I saw her grab her tails and hide behind them. I thought that was really cute, but then, I continued walking.

I had no idea who she was in this dream, which is weird I think. I wanted to talk to her, but neglected to do so due to my crippling anxiety when it comes to that sort of stuff.

Have you had any dreams where touhous were involved? how was it?

>>9926252
>Have you had any dreams where touhous were involved? how was it?

I had one this morning that I was turned into a girl and Rinnosuke was about to have sex with me.
I woke up before he put it in.
I am confused.

>>9926252
I did. It involved playing with Cirno, then doing some moderately lewd things that I can't quite remember, but excited me greatly. She was a cute little 5 year old girl in a canon outfit and her wings floated, but I couldn't touch them. Then, the police arrived, and we tried to run away together. I woke up scared, and didn't get to see the ending (might be best, because I probably wouldn't have remembered it).

It also feels like I've posted this before.

>>9926277
at least put a little effort into your shitposts.


The only dream that involved touhous was one where I woke up in my dream, only to do the same things I did back then, which included playing soku for a round while I wanted for the breakfast to heat up.

>>9926252

I've had a few. There was one where Gensokyo turned out to be some sort of Touhou/Megaten crossover with Touhous coexisting with SMT demons. Now I want to play a game with that premise.

I had another where futa-Marisa was raping Reimu. It bothers me because Reimu being raped by futa-Touhous is my fetish, and I'll probably never get to dream about it again.

how do you get yourself to dream with touhous?

I never remember any of my dreams except for very rare occasions where I do

>>9926413
I've had dreams every single night for since 12 days since I've started masturbating less and eating a lot more food.
There's a lot of posts in the archive that go into detail about lucid dreaming and all that good stuff.

The best dream that I can remember ever having involves me being a sprite in imperishable night, flying alongside remi, and then I get sidetracked when I saw a lake. While I was flying with remi, I saw myself as if I was the sprite on the screen, even though I could see myself.

When I got to the lake, remi told me to not go there, but I did. I ended up in this place on earth that looks like no place I've ever been to. There was a small pond, and I was flying around like a damn fairy. When I realized how gay this must look, I landed and started walking. I was in a suburb of somewhere that wasn't the US judging by how the houses looked.

While walking I noticed a big group of people in a circle, so naturally I went to check it out. They were all looking for a flying man, and they caught me when they saw me. The only ones I remembered was a group of crazy mormons, a group of weird cultists, and some crazy scientists.

The mormon group grabbed me and ran fast and locked me in the entrance of a house. There was a rock nearby, so I grabbed it, and when one of the mormons opened the door, I drive the rock to his head and kill him. I then went out of the door and started flying when I realize this is all a dream and then I lost the ability to fly and I fall down. I fell from my bed and woke up with my shirt covered in sweat as if I just ran a marathon.

>>9923613
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhzOEsKwYU4
LET'S US HTTPS:// SOMETIME EH ANON?

>>9926252
Think I had one involving Rumia and another involving Chen. They didn't have much time to form outside the characters.

Had a dream about Marisa once.
She was grinning.
That's it, that's the entire dream. Marisa grinning like an idiot.
What the fuck, subconscious.

>>9926555
She wanted to fuck. Nice job failing to act on the moment, DQN.

>>9926555

I had a very scary horror dream about the Yakumos. I was friends with Yukari and we walked in Rans room and saw her eating Chen and we looked in her closet and there was tons of touhou corpses like Hina, Sanae, Marisa and like pretty much everyone. Then Ran looked at us batshit crazy and attacked us so we had to kill her. And chen was already dead. So we couldn't save anyone.

I've had a dream where I was sitting across from Satori and we were having tea. She seemed happy. That part only lasted 5 seconds though.

>>9926737
that sounds more like a nightmare. it reminds me of this picture.

I could never bring myself to put down a touhou. I had a nightmare where I ended up being tied up to a tree while chen slapped me.
I was reading them stupid bkup comics before I went to sleep that night.

You're all so lucky to have dreams of all these touhous. I can't manage to do that because I'm too confused on what they'd sound like and if they'd speak japanese or english

>>9927069
now that you mention it, when I had that dream of the yakumos stealing my wallet, anll I heard was their laughter, and with that dream with me flying with remi, she was talking in japanese (she sounded like a little girl), although she only said like 5 words, the rest of the dream was in english.

I don't remember the last dream I had.

The most memorable dream is, when I running home naked

>>9926252
Do you think the bullying will stop now that you beat her or do you think Ran will take over your dreams with Yukari's help and bully you forever?

>>9928726
Ran is the one who physically bullies me. Yukari is always laughing at me in my dreams. That or playing a prank like hiding my wallet in thr ground or pulling my pants while i give a speech.

>>9928838
That's what I meant by Yukari helping. In fact I get the feeling she will start taking an active role in bullying you because you dared beat Ran. They'll both be bullying you now for sure.

>>9928859
>>9928859
I'll beat her up today. She pulled an extra spellcard i didnt expect last night. I thought she was done after that card that looks like ran's last card

>>9928881
But do you think this will stop the bullying or intensify it?

I have literally never played an extra

>>9928896
I hope she'll stop once I beat her. I don't like being lightly teased by Yukari.


>>9928942
They're about normal/hard tier. Lunatic is far harder than an extra level (at least in MoF and PCB and IN and EoSD) IN was the hardest exta boss out of those 4 I think.

>>9929554
Mokou is the easiest extra boss

I had a dream where my doujinshis were randomly disappearing or appearing in odd places around my apartment. I investigated and found out that a Kaguya magnet on my fridge would come to life as the real Kaguya at night and she was reading my doujinshi as they were pretty much the only Japanese books I had and she thought most of them were cute and funny. These were worksafe doujinshi, mind you.
We then became friends and I woke up.

Only dream with a Touhou that I currently remember. I don't even feel strongly about Kaguya in any way, but it was still a pleasant dream.

>>9929556
She's also the most fun to play.

>>9929554
I don't know about them, but if someone I bullied bullied me back, I'd just bully them even harder and call my friends to help me out in case you try to outbully me.

>>9929556
Ran is the easiest extra boss. I cleared half of her spellcards before i beat pcb in slow normal. Then again, same could be said about mokou, the last 3 spells and the nonspells are pretty damn hard for me.

>>9926404
>I've had a few. There was one where Gensokyo turned out to be some sort of Touhou/Megaten crossover with Touhous coexisting with SMT demons. Now I want to play a game with that premise.

I had a dream like this except it was an actual game. Artificial Academy graphics, Backgrounds seemingly ripped from Resident Evil 2 and a SMT2 like rpg system.
My character and some NPCs looked like they were ripped right out of AA but the demons looked like they were in Nocturne. In dangerous areas they would run up to you and pick a fight AA style, but then a menu similar to SMT2 comes up
and asks you if you want to fight or talk. Just like in SMT, if you pissed them off or anything the conversation would be instantly over
and they'll try to kill you again. You can't talk to everything, but occasionally there would be potential demon/youkai waifus that you can romance AA style.

>>9930683
That sounds too complex to everything I have experienced.

The only dream with a touhou I've had was with me being in the grocery store and the register girl was a girl with green hair, a frog hairpin and a snake winding down a bit of hair. I don't know how your mind makes it possible for you to see 2d characters in your dreams, but it is amazing.

I had a dream where I was in some huge castle on the countryside, perhaps Middle-European, and Yukari was hosting some big-ass party there. I don't remember seeing other characters except Yukari and Aya, whom I talked to outside the castle when we went to play golf. It was a pleasant experience and Aya was really friendly and talkative. We talked about her job at the Bunbunmaru and about what life was like in Gensokyo.

The odd thing is that I literally suck at golf (played it only few times myself) and I've never felt strongly about Aya.

Why does OP have no lives?

>>9930998
he was bullied in school and did not learn to fit in along with other

I've had a couple of dreams about Ran, the only one were she's kinda mean to me was 71.

71: I was in a supermarket while being a part of one of my friends home movie where he had some people do a flying kick with a lightsaber over some boxes of pasta. I was the first person to go, and I barely made it over. Ran was in a crowd of people to the right of where the boxes where and was watching me. When I saw her she communicated telepathically with me, telling me that I was pathetic and if I was going to do it again.

>>9932326
Sounds like you've got a dream diary, how has that affected your ability to get LDs?

>>9932364
It's journal of only Touhou dreams.

As far as lucid dreams go, I really haven't been successful with them.

81 is a prime example of that:

>81: Apparently I was in Tokyo for a concert where I was going to be playing clarinet (an instrument that I do actually know how to play). I was waiting in line behind some other people, and I realized that I had left my clarinet in a bus that was still parked outside. I was going back to get it when Yuuka came out and told me she was going to "write me up" or something like that. Then the other people in the room that I was in disappeared, leaving only myself and Yuuka. I then became at least semi-lucid, and told myself it was a dream. I remember going to a computer and typing Yuuka's name in it, and pictures of her popped up. I tried to control the dream, but Yuuka grabbed me and and started kissing me. From there I lost track of my lucidity.She brought me across the room, pushed me into a chair and sat on my lap while still kissing me. After a few moments, she brought up some kind of digital screen which she navigated through and I was suddenly back in the line and I had my clarinet...(continued)

The rest of them are here if you're interested in seeing them:

http://uboachan.net/yume/res/24.html

>>9926252
>Have you had any dreams where touhous were involved? how was it?
Yes. I was having tea with Satori (which is weird because I hate tea) and for some reason Chen was there. But she was being REALLY loud and annoying and autistic. So I got up and yelled at her "NO KITTY! STOP BEING A DILDO! THE KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!". And I said it exactly like Cartman did in South Park. It was fucking weird. And so embarrasing too. Satori was looking at me like I was absolutely crazy and Chen was just crying.

Actually it was a hell of a lot like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whJLDZI9iJk

>>9932873
Maybe you should try keeping them for all dreams and see how that goes for lucidity.

>>9932938
I guess that's worth a try.

I might give "wake back to bed" a go when I sleep today.

>>9932326
nice tripcode brah

>>9933033
Are you new here?

>>9932939
>>9932939
How? I had a dream just like that but I was just chatting with aya instead and then the god damn black cat started slapping shit around and I told her to stop being a dildo

I want to know if OP kept getting bullied in the dream world.

>>9935965
I got a dream with ran bullying me again. She was laughing at me while i was in front of a class giving some sort of presentation. She said i talk funny, then yukari appeared in the back of the room and laughed.

This time, i told her to cut that shit out and i slapped her, and she stopped. I felt scared not because of her youkai powers but because I was in school and i thought i was going to get arrested.

I ran out of the room (fucking puns) and I was trying to get to my car. The police was clearly looking for me (schools in clapland have cops since they're low security prisons with mandatory attendance where your parents get arrested if you miss 10 days of school in a year) and my heart was about to give out. When i saw my car in the distance, my vision went black and I heard lots of laughter, then I woke up.

I should mention I failed at yukari again.

Today I dreamed I was a cat that avoided tentacle rape.

That's almost related.

Like a month ago I dreamed I was Okuu and kicked Spiderman's and other superheroes asses with nuclear fire. Destroyed a lot of stuff, so I suppose I was the bad guy.

what. a. fuck.