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who romney here

Romney will be whatever he needs to be to win. He's like a fucking personality shapeshifter.

Obama-sama > Mitt-kun

romney hates asians and hispanics.

The day is January 1st 2014. After crushing Obama on election day, Romney got straight to work cleaning up the mess created by the previous administration. The years of class warfare were finally over, and the rich were once again respected for their hard work and job creation. Catholic schools were no longer forced to provide free abortions.. the war on religion waged by the left was no more.

Obamacare was repealed, and a new American golden age was upon us. The free market drove medical prices so low that every person in America had coverage. People once again understood the necessity of personal responsibility, nobody reached into the pockets of others to feed themselves. Thanks to a hardline policy on China, jobs were no longer outsourced to foreign sweatshops. You own a small business, that you built yourself, with your own sweat, blood and tears. Because there is no longer a minimum wage, small businesses across the country can now afford to employ the more unfortunate members of society and teach them on the job, and as a result unemployment plummets to 1%. As you get in your flying car and get ready for another day at work, you stop and thank god that you were born in the greatest country on the face of this earth. Suddenly, tears begin to stream down your face.. all you can think about is the man that made all of this possible, the man who turned these dreams into reality. Your sadness slowly turns to joy and you mumble a few heartfelt words as your car lifts off the newly paved streets..

"Thank you, Mitt Romney."

>>9926179
Romney is hispanic

>>9926171
Yes, good goyim! Believe what you heard on MSNBC, hehehehehehehe.

>>9926179
Good.

>>9926179
Romney has heavy family ties to Mexico.

>>9926185
Yes because Romney winning would somehow be bad for the Jews. Because Republicans in large totally don't support Israel with blind fanaticism. Because the free market and small government would TOTALLY be bad for Jews. Right? RIGHT?

Christ and Mary you're bad at this JIDF shit, go to /pol/ and lurk for a few months if you want to pretend you're anti-semitic.

>>9926185
But romoney is a mormon. You do realize they believe they are jew descendants and where 'special' underpants...?

Obama is a tsundere dominant
Romney is a submissive moeblob

>click /jp/
>"Did I click the wrong board? I must be on /pol/"
>look up
>it's /jp/ alright

White people are disgusting

>>9926199

>>9926215
You must be jew here.

>>9926199
> Because the free market and small government would TOTALLY be bad for Jews.

Jews vote overwhelmingly democratic.

Bow down, goyim.

>>9926223

>>9926219
You don't get it you retard. You fucking sheep. You've been had by both sides. You pretend to be anti-jew and gobble down their jew treasures like hunch-backed illiterate serfs.

Obama and Romney are the SAME. NOTHING will change no matter who is president.

>>9926235
I post anti-semitic things ironically. I'm a Jew.

>>9926215
Who are you quoting, JIDF?

>>9926246
We're all JIDF here zeh hachever sheli

>>9926246
How do you manage to do that? I get irritated each time someone makes fun of my nationality.

Maybe...you get paid for it?

>>9926254
>zeh hachever sheli
translate it, kike

This guy.

>>9926272
Isn't that the dad from Frasier?

>>9926272
This, libertarians works.

>>9926266
Translate it yourself goy

>>9926261
Self-deprecation is a trademark of being Jewish. It's in our genes.

>>9926285

>>>/b/
>>>/pol/

I chose liberty.

>>9926338
Do i get autismbux with libertarianism?

>>9926349
No, but you get freedom.

Considering the first and then the second two debates, they're both switches.

>>9926349
>needing autismbux
>not leeching off you're parents
haha wtf am i qutoing??

>>9926371
What if my parents die off, or kick me out of my home?

>>9926376
Then you have shit parents. Tell them to get life insurance.

>>9926376
Become a Buddhist monk.

Like it fucking matters.

>>9926385
What do i do when the life insurance ends?

>>9926386
They don't just let you join because you show up.

>>9926402
Just get a job you moran. They hire fucking anyone for burger flipping or stocking shelves at wal mart.

>>9926402
die

>>9926428
What if i'm too socially retarded to get a job?

>>9926438
You aren't. Some place will eventually hire you. Just keep on your meds and keep applying to food places and convenience stores.

You'll eventually get hired. They hire literal retards to stock shelves.

>>9926443
Literal retards are better off than us social retards since they aren't self-aware.

Does anyone actually care about these puppets?

Or is it nothing but collective spasms?

>>9926500
Does communism give me autismbux?