/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It says you're a submissive pansy sissy boy who likes to get kicked around.

>>9923804
/jp/ is not your personal fortune teller. And if we were it wouldn't be free!

It says you've got good taste.

iy says you have a jew soul

>>9923807
That's all of /jp/ regardless of touhou choice.

>>9923849
Quit projecting, cake boy.

>>9923804
You have very plain tastes and vanilla ice cream is probably one of your favorite ice cream flavors.

>>9923849

Is that the MGQ thing with the female playable character, or what is this?

>>9923905
It is just MGQ I think.

>>9923859
I'm not fat. I think most of us are very scrawny in fact.

>>9923849
That's why fortune telling is so easy.

>>9923804
Urgh, remove that manhand and replace it with womanhand. Goddamn self-insert.

you are poor.

>>9923954
her love makes me the richest guy in earth

Reimu is my favorite touhou because she does drugs like me and is crimson (my favorite color)

>>9924307
>since_when_did_she_say_that_she_loves_you.bernkastel

Reimu cannot be your waifu she is a Miko and is sworn to celibacy.

>>9924307
That makes you broke in two ways.

Liking the main girl best is the worst possible choice. Always.

>>9924616
Why? I usually end up preferring minor characters, and I envy people who like the main girl, since she'll be in much more doujin works and is much more likely to get figures.

>>9924655

You're meant to like the main girl.

She is artificially good.

>>9924372
im ok with a platonic relationship

>>9924672
Reimu is kind of cunty though. That's part of her charm I guess.

>>9924672
So you like minor characters to be different from the norm? That's pathetic.

>>9923804

It says you're a secondary, because if you weren't you wouldn't have picked one of the most generic mary-sue characters in the game

>>9924823

One day you will be as skilled in consuming media as me, and only then will you understand the egregious mistake you just made.

Look forward to it.

>Liking a girl that beats up youkai as a hobby

>>9924852
If youkai were innocent peaceful creatures she wouldn't have to

Do you think murderers and villains should go free from punishment?

>>9924830

>>9925031
Do you think the human race should go free from punishment?

>>9924823
Everyone knows that only plebs like the main characters.

>>9924852
she does it as a job..not as a hubby

you think making those little girl cry, makes her happy ?

>>9925095
No, thats why hell exists to punish us.

>>9925123
Hell exists for youkai too, bro.

>>9925120
Yeah!

>>9925120
Yes. It's the only thing that brings joy to her miserable life. Why do you think she only smiles when she's laying the smack down on someone? She lives for the thrill of battle.

>>9925169
see, she is perfect

>>9925204
I do love a bloodthirsty protagonist.

>>9925123
>us
sorry man, but shiki and komachi aren't real.

you might self insert yourself into some generic human village male, but that's minority, so don't talk as if you represented everyone.

>>9923804
it says you like reimu

what about dr. pepper

>>9928666

i dont get it

>>9928694

i mean, i get what shes asking, but what is the origin of this joke

>>9928666
im form latin america

we dont get dr pepper here

but i still prefer reimu over any drink

>>9928697
つ「http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=11439610」

>>9928697
Both are red and white and despite being popular it's hard to understand why people like it.

>>9928710

i like how they shorten dr pepper to dokupe. is there anything they cant make cute?