/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I fucked your mom yesterday.

I made some vegetable soup the other day, that have had me farting pretty much non-stop for two days now.

Other than that, nothing really.

Why would you make a thread like this on the weekend during primetime?

I watched youtube videos all day today. I'm such a hikkimori lol.

I fapped to this picture

I spent the whole day in pajamas.

This is a story from 2 weeks ago.

I wanted to try drugs, but I don't know anyone, and I can't trust those internet vendors. So I looked up homemade drugs on wikipedia. Ever heard of jenkem? It's a drug starving african children use, because they literally can't afford anything else. They shit in a bottle, cover it up, stash it somewhere for a week or so. On the 7th day, they punch a hole through the cap, and inhale the fumes through a plastic bag or a straw. The smell is so strong, it causes them hallucinations and makes them forget they're hungry.

Well, I waited until my parents went to bed, and took a shit in a newspaper, then picked up all the stuff and put it inside a beer bottle. I put the cap back on, I used some glue to make sure it was sealed (cont)

I keep having chain erotic dreams and orgasming in my sleep. I can remember it happened at least 3 times last night.

>>9914176
Dis gon be good.

>live with parents
>playing vidya in my basement room
>hear additional voices up stairs
>my brother brought his stupid wife and baby with him over for the weekend
>can hear them chatting about how great and successful he is and what a beautiful family he has and all that lame normal shit
>footsteps coming downstairs
>PANIC!!!
>cover up completely in pretend to be asleep
>hear somebody open my door
>they try to quietly close the door
>hear "he's asleep shhh"
>hear giggling
>start crying as soon as they're all upstairs having fun

>>9914206
Thanks dude, made it up myself but based on a true story.

>>9914202
Nice story, but why doesn't Chihaya just quit?

>>9914176
I stashed it deep inside my closet, wrapped in plastic.
By the 3rd day the smell was pretty fucking strong, I had to tell my mom to stop coming into my room to clean up because she'd notice it. She started to get suspicious, and I overheard her talking to my dad. "he's hiding something! maybe he's doing drugs! you have to talk to him!"
I loled, because I was in fact hiding drugs. Anyway, on Saturday morning she left to do her usual shopping. My dad always goes with her to help her carry the bags. I felt very excited, like a little kid about to open his Christmas presents, and set my alarm clock. I didn't want to miss my chance.

So, I counted to 100 after she left the house and grabbed the bottle. I decided to use the bag instead of the straw, because it was filled to the top and I could end up inhaling the shit itself by accident, so I took off the cap (took some work, because it was all glued up)
cont

I got an update to my favorite webcomic by pestering the author like an asshole.

For me, greatest victory of the week

I have a question for people who get help from support workers.

Does my support worker have any way to find out what I use my debit card for when I order shit online?
I only know that she can see how much money is on my bank account. She also knows I have a debit card but I didn't give her any details about my debit account so she shouldn't know anything when I use it, right?

Now that I have money I just wanna start ordering lewd stuff again after all those years since I was diagnosed with a disability.

>>9914210
The smell was... tremendous. There's no other way to describe it. It was the most horrible thing I've ever experienced, it creeped up through my nose into my brain. I started coughing and threw up, right on my lap.
I tried to put the cap back on, but it was all deformed because of the can opener. I wrapped the bottle in plastic, but it kept coming out. Holy shit. I grabbed the bottle, walked outside and threw it away. Thank god I didn't run into any of my neighbors on the way (I live in a pretty big apartment complex)

when I came back, the smell was still there. I tried febreeze. I opened all the windows. But it wasn't going away. I figured maybe cooking something would make it go away, so I tried to fry some meat and eggs, but no. In the end I grabbed some paper and burned it in the living room, in the same spot where I had opened the bottle, and it did cover up all the smell. But my mom noticed it, and now she's 100% convinced I am doing drugs.

bottom line: no hallucinations, no weird effects, no nothing. Jenkem is fake. don't waste your time.

>>9914212
post the last part nigger

>>9914202
I love your stories dude. They give me a case of the feels.

we don't need these threads everyday

>>9914236
Really? Do you have a petition filled with the signatures of /jp/sies who agree with you?

>>9914240
yes
/q/

>>9914224
Are you telling me shit isn't drugs? What da fuck man?

>>9914278
I followed the instructions to the letter, and nothing happened.

>>9914212
Can anyone please help me?? How much information does my support worker have about me?

>>9914315
they know it all nerd the minute the you buy a loli onahole with THEIR uatism bucks you're gonna get some jailtime

>>9914315
Can't you transfer the money to a paypal account?

>>9914315
Ask Sudo

>>9914332
I thought you can't use pay pal to purchase 18+ stuff?

>>9914339
I've been buying video games, figures and whatever else I want for the 2.5 years I've been on SSI and they've never said anything.

I ate like 2000 ground up morning glory seeds and it didn't do anything. I feel like I've been cheated.

>>9914380
they may have never said anything, but do the REALLY don't know anything?

Not a shut in, so I probably shouldn't be posting ITT, but let me know if you want an update on my punky tooth & infected jaw.

God DAYYUM that shit hurt.

>>9914393
What the hell is a punky tooth?

>>9914387
If you're on disability the money is yours, they can't tell you how to spend it.

>>9914409
I think you're right, pig-san. I should just stop caring about what they think.

>>9914400
"punky" = "rotten"

Usually the term is applied to wood, though. I was applying it to the stump of a broken tooth which I waited too long to get fixed. Brotip, which might seem more obvious to people more reasonable than myself, but hey: Don't fuck around when it comes to dental issues, even if they don't hurt right away, they will.

Fixed now, feels much better. Thank fuck.

>>9914424
Fuck you, I want to keep my rotten tooth and don't want it pulled and can't afford the cost of a root canal.

I think motivation is a finite resource which is depleted.

I spent all of mine a few days ago on a hobby, now I'm worn out and I feel like shit.

I didn't believe it when they told me that drug is shit, but I guess there was some truth in it...

>>9914202
What is there to be sad about?
I'd never want to get in a relationship or start a family. I'd have to sacrifice all the enjoyment I have in life just to please a 3DPD slut and an ungrateful child.

>>9914469
Hah. Same here. A few weeks ago I tried to learn Jp, when I got to 300something kanji and 115vocab I just stopped all of a sudden. I'm not going to say it's too hard or anything like that, it's like it lost all it's novelty or something and I can't bring myself to pick it up again.

>parents come visit me at college and force me to go see a movie
>go
>3D pig movie
>sit in a 5 seat row with my sister, mom, and dad
>empty seat left next to me
>hambeast that smells sits next to me and chews popcorn loudly the whole movie
>almost have a nervous breakdown when we get home from human contact
>never want to go to the movies again

>>9914513

>>9914513
this is a really terrifying story.

I got added by a cute shut-in girl from /jp/. It made me really happy at first, but now I'm sad. She's not willing to talk to me at all anymore, no matter what I try.

At first I thought it was just her autism and told myself to be patient, but at this point, I'm sure she's talking to some nice /jp/er, having fun and interesting conversations full of smiles and laughter, while I'm stuck here looking at her name and not even daring to start a conversation since I know she won't reply.

>>9914505
I know, right?

I was so excited about it just yesterday, but after reaching a milestone, I feel like I've lost all interest in it. I can't even muster up the motivation to watch a movie or something.

>>9914513
>google search similar images
>see this
>what do

>>9914606
Post qwaserboobsgirl.jpg?

Friends I haven't talked to in 6 months called me up and wanted to hang out. I thought they were messing with me so I didn't pick up the phone.

>>9914581
Where did you find a girl on /jp/? Also, are you sure it's not one of the resident drama whores? They'll talk to anyone that'll listen.

I'll talk to you, though, hit me up.

>>9914581
epic ntr m8 you got played

>>9914224
>>9914210
>>9914176
Did you also have a McDonald's glory hole meet up recently? You are a good writer.

>>9914659
She found me. She never talks to me, so I don't think she'll talk to anyone who listens. sage is not a valid email address.

A few days ago when my cousin brought over his computer, he used a bike, which he left in the backyard. I didn't notice until yesterday night when I heard the backyard gate rattle. I got really excited and took the bike for a quick ride. As I left I noticed my nextdoor neighbors got toilet papered, which for some reason happens often on this block. I continued on my ride and realized how much I missed riding a bike. When I was younger I rode bikes and dirtbikes all the time. I love vehicles with two wheels.

I went down the block, followed the road back down to the grocery store and then turned back and returned on the same path I left. Things seemed so peaceful and quiet with just the sound of the tires on the road. If I had my own bike I'd ride it ride it every day. On my way back I noticed my neighbors were already out taking down the toilet paper and I stopped to ask if they wanted any help, but it looked like they were just finishing up and said it was alright.

I need to get money for a bike.

I crashed my motorcycle, again.

That feel when you're a cute hot girl all alone on a sunday because your backstabbing friends all made plans without you. Sigh.

>>9914748
Btw I'm a neckbeard.

>>9914763
Sounds like you're just "jelly".

>>9914774
I can hear your gelatinous waves of neckbeard fat flopping up and down.

>>9914830
Stop talking shit to my gf

I ate my own cum.

I have a wastebasket with no lid next to the computer here, and I have the awful habit of throwing food trash (banana peels, for example) in there. Recently it attracted a large number of those really small flies.

I used a housewife-style remedy: a bowl with some apple cider vinegar and a tiny bit of liquid dish soap blended together, just sitting on the windowsill next to me.

Supposedly the vinegar attracts the flies (that old saying about honey being better is a lie), and the dish soap messes with the surface tension of the vinegar so that the flies can't just land on top of it. They sink in and drown.

It works wonderfully. A few of the flies are just sitting on the rim of the bowl, but most of them are in the vinegar, dead.

>>9914703
>sage is not a valid email address.

I didn't think you'd take me up on it. I'm waiting for your email patiently.

peterjohnnes@ymail.com

I talked to a girl today.
She didn't respond very quickly like she usually (As in the last two weeks) does....
Still hasn't responded.......

That is all

I went to the toilet and take a shit

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>>9914852
wch2hwdfg

>>9914840
>it attracted a large number of those really small flies
It's more likely that there were already eggs from flies on the fruit and they just hatched in the trash bin.

>>9914852
Why hasn't she responded? >>9914843

I didn't text her all day until now. Usually she is all over me in her slight BPD.

Should I have texted her earlier? She saidwe could talk today.

>>9914212
I remember reading that they might occasionally ask for your recent transaction history. I have no idea though.

Can anyone who gets panic attacks describe their experiences? I think I may have had one but I'm not sure. I woke up one night after a nightmare, first actual nightmare I've had in years. After a few minutes I tried going back to sleep, but my imagination was still in the 'creepy' genre so I imagined Doomguy going on a rampage around my room to get to sleep.

After a couple minutes it was getting tiresome and not really making progress so I god rid of Doomguy and started trying to sleep normally, but I had this bad feeling that another nightmare was coming on. I wasn't actually scared yet, but I started seeing slightly eerie stuff, I at the time figured it was similar to feeling a bad trip coming on. (I have no experience with hallucinogens, so I have no idea if that observation was at all accurate.) I tried to just wait to see where it went, but the my imagination seemed to be getting carried away on it's own, quickly producing scarier images.

At this point I opened my eyes, moved around a little to make sure I was still awake, which I was. However the "bad feeling" I had didn't disappear at that point. My face was tingling, my eyes had this weird feeling, it's very hard to describe, but it was almost like the act of seeing was giving back a physical feeling. I felt afraid for no discernible reason, opening my eyes had pretty much got rid of the dreams/imagery I was seeing, but I still felt scared. I had this feeling that I wasn't fully in touch with reality, I didn't feel like I was in my natural state of mind, and as a result I wondered if something was wrong with my water or if I had carbon monoxide poisoning.

After a couple minutes of laying with my eyes open, the feeling seemed to have diminished somewhat so I sat up and just waited the rest of it out. I got up and got some fresh water, still feeling like something could jump me any second, and went back to sleep.

>>9915503
Forgot my pic

>>9915503
>>9915519
Jesus christ I just realized how many times I used the word "feeling"

My vocabulary has really regressed.

>>9914202
On a side note, do people in North America really have kids with any type of background? That's disgusting, people shouldn't mix, even within their colour, it's horrifying, it should be your Germans with Germans, Swedes with your Swedes, and so on.

I know I can't be the only person who is infuriated when they hear people talk about their mutant children.

>>9914513
Always make sure you're either against the wall, or not on either of the sides.

>>9915549
read some books.

>>9915503
I've been diagnosed with them, and they feel to me like a more extreme version of the usual anxiety I have. I start laughing to myself, my heart beats faster, I feel short of breath, etc. It almost feels like I'm losing touch with reality. It's difficult to describe that last part exactly.

I used to have something similar to what you experienced (imagining "scary" things that aren't there, fear of what might be in the dark or what might happen if I go to sleep, etc.), but I've always assumed it belonged more to general anxiety than panic attacks specifically. Then again, I might be wrong.

/jp/ - NEET girls with smelly feet

>>9915554
Why is ethnic purity at all valuable?

Be 25, forced to move back home after college ended and I lost my job.

Was living a 'normal' life for 4 years, had a few friends, went out in public a lot, had a decent desk job making money, all in all I never thought about it until it was done

2 years ago lost my job, moved back home while I looked for a new one. Figured it'd be easy. Months pass, nothing, get comfortable with living alone, not having to deal with people. Friends occasionally asked me to go out places, usually decline and say I was busy.. More months passed, barely went to the store anymore to get my own food, let my parents do it because i couldn't be bothered..

Somewhere along the line I forgot what it felt like to actually talk to someone who wasn't family, Had to go out to the first job interview I've had since I lost my job, this was about 3 months ago. Had a sever panic attack when I got the the place, had to be taken to the hospital because I couldn't breath. Was almost as bad there because it was crowded..

Got home a couple days later, immediately comfortable back in my quiet room with no other people around to bother me.. Realize I'd become NEET and my 'normal' existence was pretty much gone.

Parents don't believe that being a shut-in can manifest in severe physical reactions.. Don't believe me when I say I have to re-think how I'm going to get work.. Probably destined to have a heart attack in the next few years being forced to go out and find a 'normal' job, because my parents don't understand..

Ontop of that, the only people I can talk to online have been fighting a lot lately, and it's left me pretty much emotionally dead because I can't deal with it.

Feels bad man.

>>9915676
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI

>>9915565
I can't take it easy while reading.

>>9915659
Same reason that mixing dog breeds decreases the value.
The higher the chance of harmful genetic mutations or continuing genetic weaknesses, the better!

>>9914606
Couldn't threw that series.
I thought it had real potential, since it actually put forth an effort to have a plot with fighting, but then no vage......just big booby kissing....

>>9915870
This. I don't get how people can stand ecchi that never, ever progresses into sex.

>>9915676
lol fag willy

I guess this is the right thread for this, I went out to the convenience store cause I figured it was late enough that no one else would be there. I just really wanted a bag of chips so I waited until it was late enough. When I got there I was grabbing my chips and a bunch of teenagers came into the store. I couldn't help it /jp/ I ran to the bathroom in tears, and locked myself in there waiting for the door bell thing to ring. But it sounded like another person had showed up so I just stayed in the bathroom crying for 30 minutes. I was trapped in a convenience store bathroom crying my eyes out and shaking, I was so scared I don't think I'm ever going to make the mistake of leaving again. It isn't worth it, not if I have to experience that trauma again /jp/, even thinking about it now I'm still kind of sobbing. Don't make the same mistake I did /jp/ you don't want to experience that...

>>9916109
There, there gentle /jp/-anon. We all learn that hard lesson one way or another.

>>9916126
I'm sure the cashier knew I was crying, I was in such a panic when I was finally leaving. I wonder if hes going to tell everyone about this, I'll never be able to go outside even if I wanted to. I use to take random walks around 3am but what if that guy is getting off his shift and sees me.

>>9916109
I'm so sorry to hear that.

>>9914176
Woah, contradiction, African Children don't eat therefore they can't produce fecal matter.

>>9916109
Even if the teenagers weren't there, wouldn't the cashier scare you anyways?

>>9916155
In the book Children of AIDS: Africa's Orphan Crisis by Emma Guest, the making of jenkem is described: "fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes."[10] The process is similarly described in a 1995 IPS report: "Human excreta is scooped up from the edges of the sewer ponds in old cans and containers which are covered with a polyethylene bag and left to stew or ferment for a week."[4] A 1999 BBC article refers to "the dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave enough room for methane to form at the top."[3] The effects of jenkem inhalation last for around an hour and consist of auditory and visual hallucinations for some users.[3]

>>9916197
Of course its not an easy process at all, but I can get through it by just placing the items on the counter saying debit, and rushing to type my pin in. As long as I don't look up it isn't to hard, only takes 15 seconds or so and he can't make fun of me cause its his job.

>>9916219
>he can't make fun of me cause its his job.
At least not in your face.

As for me, I am not half of a shut-in. Or maybe I am. I only go out when I have to go to college (I speak to no one.) or when I have to get my food (I live alone.) but well, Im not as socially lost as most people here.

>>9916219
But what scares me is what they could be thinking. People can say mean stuff, but they can think even meaner things

How many hours of sleep does everyone get a night?

>>9916268
I'm the same, but I live with my mom. I'm certainly no social person, but I can survive in small situations. I do feel extremely drained by the end of it though, it really takes a lot out of you.

>>9916313
I don't even know, sometimes I wake up when it is already night

>>9916313
I'm always tired and sleepy no matter how much I sleep, I don't get it

>>9916286
Yeah thats why its a very panicky process, but I was really hungry and I mentally prepared myself all day to go out.

>>9916313
5am-2pm usually

Though lately I've been waking up later and later.

I experienced a complete emotional breakdown in university, shut myself away in my dorm room for two whole semesters. I ended up losing my financial aid and went to go live with my relatives. I only lasted a month living with my relatives before they told me to get out of the basement and find a job.

I used the last bit of money I had (I managed to keep a job while I was in university, database entry) to buy a one way train ticket to a place halfway across the country.

I left without saying goodbye.

Four years later I now work for the government and make an upper-middle class salary. I still don't have any friends outside of the internet though. All the women I meet around my age (near Christmas cake) are already married.

I guess I'll just keep working and making money. What else is there to do with my life?

If anyone is curious, I do IT support. So the bulk of my work is helping old ladies recover deleted email in Outlook or resetting passwords.

I actually broke my neet life and went to the madoka movie the other night with a bunch of strangers, something I never thought I could do.
I think I could actually break the cycle.

>>9916313
Sunday-Monday-Tuesday about 3 or 4. I have class at 6:45 AM. And wake up at 5 AM.
Wednsday about 5 hours. From 2 AM till 7 AM.
Tuesday-Friday almost 8. From 2AM till 10 AM
Saturdays and Sundays are a sleepfest. I sleep till my body says "NO MORE." and that is usually 12-1-2 PM.

>>9916437
I wanted to go and see it too, but it's not showing where I live. Feels bad.

>>9916437
Was ZUN!bar there?

>>9916313

I usually sleep from about 5AM to 2PM.

I've been trying to get into a better routine and go to bed earlier, but I always end up staying up instead.

I get sick if I don't go for walks outside but I am too scared to go into small shops.

The introduction of self-checkouts at the supermarket have made my avoidance of social contact even more complete.

>>9916393
>IT support
>upper-middle class salary
you sure about that?

>>9916519
It's the government, what do you expect?

>>9914208
Those pubes.

>>9916109

Jesus, and I thought I was socially anxious.

>>9916519
Tier 3 / Network Engineering makes bank.

One of my favorite singers was having a concert at a small convention-esque event. I went to her concert. First time I've gone to a concert, and first time I've really been out in a while. Ran into someone I went to school with years ago (the person who got me into Japanese culture/anime). They said that they reverted back to their middle school social levels and almost never leave their room because they started playing gaia with their roommate. I told them that 8th grade (when I met them) was the most social I'd ever been, and I never leave my room either. Then the conversation got awkward and they left.

>>9916109
Order your rations online

>>9916219

I wonder if I still feel the way you do. The last time I tried going outside was to go to checkers because I really wanted a burger and it's like right next to my house. I went at around when people usually get back to work and before high school is let out (around 1 pm) so I don't have to stand up outside for too long or stand next to students. It wasn't so bad compared to how I tried to plan out how I present myself outside months ago. I usually wore a hat because I was afraid of people finding out who I was, but now I just wear glasses outside. Every time I go outside, either someone knows who I am or I get honked at as a "hello" or something.

>>9914840
Ha, I always keep rotten fruit in my lidless trashcan right next to me and I don't even have to worry about smells or insects, since I always keep my windows open and a fan running. Shit's freezing in here and I love it.

How do I qualify for Autism bucks?

>>9916393
Seems like you missed a large part of your story.
You know the "neet" to "upper middle class salary" part

Does anyone else have the fear that most of /jp/ is populated by normals who are just slightly unpopular and pretend to be neets and the few that are actual neets haven't been this way for long and will soon find their way in the world and become successful?

I feel most content when everyone around me is miserable, if people are happy near me I feel shitty and on edge.

>>9916776

Yeah, I get what you mean anon.

The feeling most content when everyone around you is miserable thing is kinda weird.

I wasn't supposed to deadlift due to injury, but I did anyways, and I hurt my back again.

Now I feel really depressed.

I get my diagnosis this week.

>>9916865

I usually just skip deadlifts because my form is terrible. It really fucks with my head because I WANT to do them but I don't want to get injured and be out of commission.

>>9916776
I pretend to be a NEET here all the time, and everyone congratulates me on my NEETyness ;)

I am in no way normal, though :p so take it easy friend

>>9916906
if youre flexible enough you can probably pull with good form. Stretch, hamstrings, hip flexors, glutes, all the lower muscles.

Secondly, if youre not deadlifting all that much youre probably not all that strong, so you probably arent pulling enough to hurt yourself, keep practicing with lower weights.

Finally, do core work, like planks and all that, your abs will be so strong, slightly bad form will not affect you.

I was pulling 180kg for reps with pretty bad form, twice a week, for a while before I hurt myself..

>>9916776
Im an active student, but im incredibly sad, lonely, abrasive, and a mild aspie.

>>9916776
Same here. Feels good

>>9916865
How are the muscles doing, tryhard?

>>9916757
Assuming you're American, you need to have a history of treatment to have a shot at getting approval.

>>9916922

Yeaahh, Most i've ever deadlifted is 120 kgs. I'm pretty inflexible but I am trying to fix it through stretching and accessory lifts ( Goodmornings, Weighted Situps)

>>9916930

Lifting is fun.

tfw going back to school tommorow from 3 month hiatus, at least it's only 2 days a week

>>9916938
>tfw

>>9916934
Sudo want to go on a date wednesday, I know we can't meet up in person so heres what I had planned: basically we'll just carry out our normal daily routine but pretend were on a date. We won't talk to each other at all but in spirit we'll be going on a date. If we synchronize the time we eat, say have dinner at around 9pm PST, then it'll be like we're having dinner together. Hows that sound to you?

>>9916922
>>9916937
Did you guys try SS?

>>9916930
I don't lift to impress anyone. I've never had a girlfriend, and I don't show it off./

My school offered an alternative to "Pphysical education" in grades 11 and 12, which was "weight training". Instead of doing bullshit like half assed jogging, and sports you could lift however you please in the school's weightroom.

I didnt plan to do anything in the first place, but I went to /fit/, and educated myself on lifting, and realized I kind of liked it. I only lift because it feels good, in the same way playing video games is, or whatever.

>>9916947
Im above that level, but most of the movements I do are included in that program.

>>9916947
ye

>>9916947

I'm on SS until I can get to intermediate in my big three. I'm still a ways to go.

>>9916960
if your lifts stall, just add more volume, bro.

>>9916776
I'm an attractive, successful and have no problems socializing. How does this make you feel?

>>9916983

I think it's because I never eat enough.

>>9916947
>>9916953
Implying we aren't 4th Reich

>>9916984
I don't care as long as there are some like me around

>>9916987
that and sleep. McDonald's mcdoubles are about 400 calories, and 1.49 each, consider trying to stuff down 4 or 5 post workout if you have on close.

>>9916953
>>9916987
>>9916966

>>9916984
Like a million bucks because the truth is I fucked your mother and you're my son.

I have a story to share before I go to sleep.

I have to say that I do go to college, mainly because my parents forced me to, but that's another story for another time.

The only thing I had back then to feel any self worth was my grades. If I didn't get an A, I felt like I wasn't worth anything.

My major is Economics, so it isn't the easiest thing in the world but I generally did fine in my classes. Then came Econometrics, and I was bombing my homeworks and I bombed the first exam.

I can't tell you the desperation and anxiety I felt then. Now here comes the juicy part. Since most of the class did horrible, he let us argue with him and his TA in class for a higher grade; not my strong point to say the least. Since he's a dick, he left early and left the TA alone. Then my turn came and I went to the front desk and then the TA looked at me and screamed "WOOOH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???." "DUDE, CALM THE FUCK DOWN, WHAT THE FUCK???". That was in front of the entire class.

Turns out I was shaking pretty badly, and I was pretty pale. I could barely speak too and I almost collapsed there from the anxiety. I manage to calm down and argue with him somewhat for a marginally higher grade. But of course I got looks from people for the rest of the semester. I managed to get an A, so fuck them.

I still can't believe that happened. Well, thanks for listening /jp/.

Night fags.

I'm gonna go play pokemon with my cat

>>9917004
>McDonald's mcdoubles are about 400 calories

Isn't it absolutely disgusting?

I've stopped consuming so much 'value' since they started posting the caloric 'values' on the drive-thru menu.

>>9917036

You really are too tough on yourself anon.

>>9917060

When you're bulking you have to meet your Macros. You can fill them with most anything if you're desperate enough.

>>9917060
doesnt really matter, you would require massive amounts of mcdonalds for the saturated fats, and sodium to cause complications, and if youre bulking the goal is to gain weight.

It's kind of gross, but its easy enough to wash down with some drink, and its cheap, easy calories.

Ive eaten 3500 calories worth of mcdonalds in one sitting as my only meal of the day for the purpose of gaining weight.

>>9916934
What does that entail? The official online quiz thing says that I qualify for SSI as long as my disability is expected to last longer than a year, even if I got it/was diagnosed recently. (the question for that one was rather unclear which it meant)

Also, will I need to be on medication to get SSI? Medication's like the only major no-no for me.

>>9917060
How many calories are mcchickens? They're much tastier than Mcdoubles.

Also why the fuck did they invent a whole different sandwich just to jew people out of their second slice of cheese? Goddamn.

>>9917149
dont get mcchickens, those are overpriced.

Junior chickens cost the same, and are about 320 calories I think. They are much more delicious, ill admit.

>>9917170
>Mcchickens
>Overpriced

Aren't they literally a dollar?

>>9917197
no, theyre like 3 or 4 bucks, the junior chickens are a little over a dollar.

>>9917207
Where the fuck do you live that doesn't have dollar menu mcchickens?

>>9917132
I had been to 3-4 different doctors and therapists for treatment before I applied for SSI. The longer your medical history, the more likely you are to be approved for SSI. They're going to require a psych evaluation, but they'll pay for it.

>>9917217
alright listen up sperglord.

there are two chicken sandwhiches. The mcchicken, and the junior chicken.

Theyre basically identical. One is 1.49 and the other, is 3 dollars. There are no 1 dollar mcchickens, anywhere.

>>9917221
They're not going to send me to some government stooge who auto rejects me, are they?

>>9917221
I see. I don't quite have 3 different doctors in my background but I suppose I can always re-apply if I get rejected the first time. It's not like I have anything better to do with my time.

When you finally apply to SSI did you have to get some sort of referral or recommendation from your current Psych or did you just do the entire process yourself?

>>9917221
Its alright Sudo, I understand ;_;

>>9917231
Since when did they do this?

>>9917231
The junior chicken is 1.37 in Canada.

Last I checked "junior chickens" didn't even exist and you got Mcchickens for one dollar in Hawaii

I don't know where you guys live but it sounds awful.

>>9917307
Do you want to be friends we could eat mcchickens and junior chickens together

I downloaded 19 Castlevania soundtracks a couple days ago, all in one folder, and that made me happy. I finally moved it to my music folder. But the strange thing is, when I went to the Lament of Innocence folder, there were a couple pieces of Symphony of the Night there. It's very strange.
I also finally mustered enough will to board up my windows, so now my room is totally dark at all hours now. I'm not sure why I haven't done that years ago.

/jp/ - McChicken Culture

There is a chicken sandwich that is $1, and a somewhat higher quality chicken sandwich that is $3-4. I believe that cheaper one uses meat that is more processed than the more expensive one, and lacks the tomato and whole-leaf lettuce of the more expensive sandwich.

The $1 chicken sandwich here in AZ is a Spicy McChicken. There are no non-spicy McChickens for $1. For some reason they are also incredibly spicy without the mayonnaise.

>>9917430
McChickens make me very happy so that means if /jp/ is about them then it must be happy too.

>>9917355
I want to take you to a mcdonalds bathroom stall and have you bend over with your hands on the wall while I shove spicy mcchickens into your anus. No mayo or lube just spicy mcchickens dryly shoved into your ass hole. Then after I fit no less than 5 mcchickens in your sphinctorectum I will shove in a giant buttplug to prevent you from shitting them out without my consent. Then I'll put your panties back on and allow you to suck my penis as thanks.

Pic related - you after I'm done with you

why is everyone reinforcing the McDonalds/Amerifat stereotype? i thought you were better than that, /jp/. please eat healthier foods

>>9917504
It's tasty

>>9917474
Why did you make this sound so meanie I just wanted to be friends and we could have ate junior chickens and mcchickens together, but now you're being mean to me and making me feel sad

>>9917520
I'll be honest, it's because you're not a cute girl and are instead a gross disgusting fat loser zeta male. If you we're a cute and sexy girl I'd be a lot nicer and treat you right.

>>9915805
That's a lie and you should feel bad for spreading it.

>>9916776
Unfortunately unless you are privileged or getting government assistance, being a NEET is not viable for survival. For some of us it is a choice of "work or die". I'm sure there are a large number of Freeters among us at least, if that makes you feel any better though.

Also I'm not really sure what you are defining as "success". A majority of NEETs have goals (no matter how small) and things they want to experience, even if society may not view them as "successes" when they are achieved. Success may be different for each individual and should be looked at accordingly.

>>9917538
>>9917538
If you go through life suggesting horrible things, such as that, about individuals you've never met, you'll miss out on many pleasant encounters. I'm sorry that is your preconceived notion of what /jp/ is like, I just wanted to be friends with you and eat delicious McChickens together.

>>9917504
I love McDonalds breakfast. No matter what I'm able to cook myself, I will never, ever break away from their breakfast menu.

>>9917544
Shut the fuck up nerd. I don't want to have pleasant encounters with a disgusting person like yourself. Not only would that be impossible, but I'll probably hate you with all my might and try to irritate you like slap the stupid fucking mcchicken out of your fat greasy tube fingers.

>>9917552
Thats unfortunate friend, I wish it weren't like this, I only wish you find a way to be a little more tolerant, for your own happiness. As an aside, you wouldn't happen to be accel anon would you?

>>9917355
I would like to eat mcchickens and junior chickens together.

>/jp/

>>9916776
I have actually been NEET for just a little over seven years this month. I'll save you from whatever rambling, long-winded post I was going to make and instead let you know that if you'd like to ask me anything, feel free.

>>9917408
That's bad for your eyes man

>>9917408
>I also finally mustered enough will to board up my windows, so now my room is totally dark at all hours now. I'm not sure why I haven't done that years ago.
oh yeah the same thing happened to me a while back

>>9917634
shut up nerd

Hey is this the thread to ask questions about disability benefits? Cause I was diagnosed with depression in high school, and I probably could work, if I got the right job, but in general the idea of working is very off putting to me, so if there's a way I could avoid it I'd like to take advantage of it. So like, when you meet with whoever you're supposed to meet with in the process of getting SSI or whatever, do you have to seem like a complete wreck who couldn't possibly operate in society? I ask because despite my intense self-loathing and lack of motivation and integrity, people tend to like me, and I do pretty well in social situations.

It's only my third day since I started studying kanji and I already put it off once. I can feel my drive disappearing already.

>>9917710
Don't worry, you're not alone. Over the past few years, I've picked up and dropped Japanese dozens of times. I dropped it again about three weeks ago. One day I will learn it. I hope.

>>9914638

>>9914638
I dread the moment when that one guy I maintained half decent interaction with will call and ask how am I doing and if I found a job yet.

I'm having a pretty interesting night right now
>watching anime with internet gf for 7 hours straight because she's depressed and won't let me go to bed
>it's 3am and i want to fap to JAV vomit porn but she won't go to sleep
>she got super drunk and is currently in the bathroom puking while I jerk off thinking about it
>"why didn't you stop me from drinking so much this is all your fault I hate you"
livin the life...

>>9917760
Awesome post.

>>9917760
If you have to use "green text" summaries instead of just writing out proper sentences I think you know where to go, if not:
>>>/r9k/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/a/

>>9917760
>>watching anime with internet gf for 7 hours straight because she's depressed and won't let me go to bed
Gosh, I'm jealous.

>>9917760
Just so you know, she probably has an NTR fetish and is probably just keeping you around so she can enjoy her 7 hour screw session with her real boyfriend even more.

Nobody cares that much if someone stays online to talk to them or go to sleep.

>>9917760
>internet gf
>currently in the bathroom puking while I jerk off thinking
I am confused here. Is he implying they are currently having a long distance thing and that girl is actually on his LCD screen and not in his bathroom in his house?
This is pretty pathetic even for /jp/ standard.

>>9917785
>Nobody cares that much if someone stays online to talk to them or go to sleep.
Fat neckbeards do.
Or at least I am.

>>9917785
I do know she has an NTR fetish
mine are worse though so I can't complain
being a sick fuck sucks

Normals!

Leave all the NEET threads alone!

This is the final warning!

Gonna have to try to get a job and learn how to drive soon.

Otherwise I'll probably be kicked out of my house. Wish me luck.

>>9917795
Having Internet girlfriend rocks though.
You get an actually alive masturbation fuel with emotions and such with minimum bad stuff.

>>9917815
I'd say actually having to talk to another human being in a personal fashion is pretty bad.

>>9917815
Why would anyone want to fap to a 3D call center for loser when there is a superior medium in 2D.

>>9914707
I'd like to take you mountainbiking with me.

I'm getting really depressed recently; I think it's just a phase but something tells me this is going to get worse. What kickstarted it was my application for the Marines got postponed another year (medical reasons) and now I've got to find a terrible job in this terrible place.

I hate being inactive. My mind needs constant stimulation otherwise I get suicidal/intrusive thoughts and start having really bad dreams. Been watching movies to keep my brain active too. I finally watched Perfect Blue and thought it was really cool and I'm watching Tokyo Godfathers tonight.

Yeah, that's my blog entry for today. Time for a driving lesson.

>>9914840
I just throw my fruit out of the window usually. If it lands in some bushes then that's cool cos it biodegrades out of sight but it often lands in the road.

>>9917889
Where do you live that you can mountainbike, BC here.

>>9917903
What kind of crazy ass masochistic person gets depressed because they can't join the Marines?

>>9916335
It's probably your diet. I used to worry that I had narcolepsy or was getting MS but then stopped eating dairy and bread. I also started eating less meat and more vegetables and now I have more energy than ever. I should go vegan soon.

Recently i was bullied from outside my flat. It seems a couple of 18+ people were chucking food and stuff at my window and kicking my door and calling me a nerd and a geek.

It was weird because i kinda didn't really expect people 18+ to still bully like that. It was proberly because i have my curtains open and i have umineko canvasses on my wall, but you can also see me always on the computer so maybe that is it.

Eventually I got my mother to clean the windows caked with food stuff because being bullied over again even in my own flat crushed me pretty much. She called the police and they went patrolling around the times it happened. Thankfully it seems to have stopped now there was a police presence about. So yeah it hasn't really been great.

I also worry about the fact that i have no friends online or offline anymore so I go days without any social contact. I'm pretty lonely really but i can't really trust humans anymore due to the fact i can't read their mind. It is too scary.

>>9917935
Get a gun. Shoot a "warning shot" into one of their kneecaps.

>>9917946
unfortunately in england you can not have guns. I did fantasize about catching them and torturing them though to show them physically what mental pain they caused me. I hope that doesnt make me a bad person though. I'd like to destroy people like that.

Luckily it seems like it is over anyway though as it hasnt happened again since. I just needed to get it off my chest.

>>9917906
Wow, you live in pretty much the perfect place to do downhilling and stuff. I live in Yorkshire, England and it's very steep and hilly here so it's not bad at all. We have racetracks for bmx too.

Have you looked at the resorts over there? I was thinking of visiting but I don't have enough money yet.

>>9917951
>>9917935
That's really shit.
I want to hug you, man.

>>9917951
Get a steel bat.

"Defend your property" by breaking one of their legs. Hopefully they'll be some jock and it'll ruin their entire life.
Alternatively take their picture/video and send it to the cops.

Be an evil bastard anon. When people do stupid things like that it gives you the chance to be an evil bastard and get away with it.

Jesus /jp/, I just popped in from /sp/ to see what was up and saw this thread.

Thanks for reminding me to put out some more job applications.

I hope you guys get better. You can totally do it.

>>9917935
Shit negro. Do you live on council estate or something? Unbelievable that adults do that kind of thing.

>>9917960
Well I actually live like 30 minutes out of whistler itself so, yeah its pretty convenient. I had a serious surgery two years back so I kinda went into major isolation and went from mtb + 4chan to purely 4chan. Hoping to get myself back out to at least do some xc or all mountain stuff next season.

>>9917964
I'm not sure brits are allowed to defend their property, otherwise stupid shit like that wouldn't happen in the first place.

>>9917935
That seems really scary dude. People are pretty mean.

>>9917935
While I don't agree with this blog shit on /jp/ I feel for you, I hope that doesn't escalate on you. I'd do as that other guy suggests: grab yourself a bat or weapon or something. I'd hate for them to break into your apartment or something terrible like that.

Not having friends or social contacts isn't that bad at all, just get over and embrace being a shut-in. As long as you have your financial sorted to some degree, or can afford food/internet then you have it pretty good. All we do is spend our time doing exactly what we want, theres nothing wrong with that, may as well enjoy it friend.

>>9917964
>>9917975
He should obviously get a glorious folded-steel katana and slay the offenders in order to restore his honor.

>>9917972
Well I'm building a dh bike up at the moment but it's a pain getting to trails if you don't have a car here. Fortunately I have a riding buddy who drives but ideally we're gonna go out to Spain this winter or Canada next year.

Did you crash?

It's not interesting really, but I'm finally having some meat again. I only ate really cheap and disgusting frozen pizza and the occasional cup ramen in the last 6 months. It's still frying currently and smells absolutely delicious, can't wait.

>>9917967

Well it is a council estate because as a neet i can't afford to house myself. It isn't like a tower block or anything just 3 stories high. Most people around here seem pretty nice and were supportive when it happened to me although unfortunately a load of kids do pass my window to go to school but they have never even given second thought about me which is nice.

I like to think it was just some bad eggs as everyone else seems nice even though i don't really go out and this is the first time there has been a problem. It is a pretty comfy flat though. quite big and has fast internet which is pretty much all i really need at this point in my life i guess. All I need is a cute shut in girl to accompany me and it would be the perfect life.

>>9917975
hah yeah it is a pretty sketchy area. You can only attack someone if they try to attack you and they have to be facing you not running away. It really is too much legal problems to bother with.

Either way don't worry about me i already killed them several times in my mind and that will do.

>>9917981
Honestly if he's a skinny dude like a lot of /jp/sies then he'd probably be better off with a taser or pepper spray. They probably hurt a fuckload more than a bat anyway, and it would probably be a lot more legal too.

I thought I wasn't lost, but after trying a bit to get some resume's out, spending all weekend ifing and buting and never sending out any, and to the ones that were already out, I find myself here Monday morning hoping to death that they don't call me and expect me to come to an interview.

I don't even have a car, I don't know how I'd get to some of these places in a reasonable time, but there's nowhere with "real jobs" in this immediate area.

I want to work, I need to work, but how the fuck can I work without having to get interrogated and judged? Fuck, all I had to do was take a test to get into high school and college, why can't they just have you fill out a test to get a job?

>>9917935
> i have my curtains open and i have umineko canvasses on my wall,
I live on the ground floor and couldn't imagine having my curtains open. When people walk pass the building I live in, our eyes often meet, it's really creepy to have strangers looking in your appartement like that. Especially since I like to walk around naked. I wouldn't even mind them seeing my anime goodies though.

>>9918000

Job interviews are easy bro, just lie through your fucking teeth.

>>9917989
I was going full tilt and my chain snapped, I kind of endo'd and hit the ground so fucking hard. I got up in a daze and just kind of fell over then had 13 screws and a plate thrown into my pelvis. At least I had my full face on otherwise my head and face would have been cut up to shit on rock.

>>9918000
Self-employment, anon. If I ever decide I want to go off the bucks that's what I'll be going for.

>>9918000
I have a university degree and its no better work wise. Just embrace being a NEET and enjoy your time.

>>9918023
I've to ask, in what useless do you have a degree?

>>9918007
I used to always have my curtains closed but after some therapy i managed to be ok with them being open and getting that little bit of daylight from the window. my face is usually covered by the computer monitor though so they can only see the top of my head so it doesnt bother me as much

>>9918033
Its not so much useless, I'm just useless I guess but its in biochemistry.

Have I ever told you about my useless degree? (I did, about 20 times) I have a psych degree!
Now that's a real deal useless degree!
Look at how useless I am!

>>9918040
I assume you're posting in this thread because your currently a NEET. If thats the case props for having a degree and living the NEET life too.

>>9918044
I missed the email field, I'm so very sorry.

>>9918040
>psych degree
Why does anyone that actually has loose screws in his head actually get a psych degree?
This is a serious case of stupid people trying to teach stupid people.

>>9918023
I have a degree too, that's why I need to work. I wish I had just been NEET from the start.

>>9918008
I have a kind of autism/mental disorder that prevents me from being an overly dishonest/fake person.

I just finished Apocalypse Now Redux
holy cow man I don't know what the HELL just happened

>>9918059
Well then, your only option is to actually believe what you're saying

>>9918063
I really enjoyed that movie cause it was vietnam and the music was really good and it was really intense but i didn't understand a lot of what was happening and it was very not cute and really long.

>>9918000
> I don't know how I'd get to some of these places in a reasonable time
Electric scooter
costs under 1 grand, no license required, no gas required

I love most of you, /jp/.

>>9918023

Either

- You went to a shit university
- Your grades were shit
- Bad choice of major

The only advantage there is to having a degree is it can help you get a work visa in Sweden or one of the other nordic countries.

>>9918077
Who don't you love?

>>9918084
You failed to factor in that I'm posting in a NEET thread on /jp/, perhaps I'm a lazy shut in that doesn't want to work. I swear the people posting in these threads are all from other boards.

>>9918088
Why would I want to go there, how would that help me sit on /jp/ for 15 hours a day.

>>9918095
It won't, but neither will having a degree.

>>9918127
Oh I didn't understand what you meant at first but now I get it!

>>9918044
Naturally.

>>9918047
>Why does anyone that actually has loose screws in his head actually get a psych degree?
There is a joke going in a psychological community that anyone who gets interested in psychology tends to be fucked in the head or be a fetishist or have a really nice fascination with penises. (I can confirm that, my group was either that or future soccer moms, professors were mildly strange too from time to time)
So it's pretty natural.
I guess it comes from fucked up people trying to understand why they are fucked up a bit better. Doesn't work out for most.
I couldn't give less shit about what degree I'm getting, due to complete lack of motivation so I went with that.

I live with a relative of mine. I don't have to pay for anything and I even get food for free. To show my gratitude, I help around the house with cleaning and such.

So today we vacuumed the floors and beat the carpets.
I was vacuuming the room that I spend most of my time in. There was this carpet that I was told not to beat.
I tried to use the vacuum cleaner on it, but the nozzle got stuck on it. Somehow I could not fathom what just happened and I started gasping. I went to sit on the bed for about 15 minutes.
Then I got up and lifted the carpet just to drop it right after. I got terrified by this and turned the lights in the room on and off. Then I sat down on the bed again for another 15 minutes. I got the relative of mine to help me with the carpet and after we moved it away from the room I continued vacuuming the room normally.

The room looks much nicer without the carpet.

>>9918155
Why were you not supposed to beat that carpet I dont understand

>>9918155
>>9918161
Probably haunted, possessed or some paranormal shit going on I believe.

>>9918047
Having screws loose doesn't necessarily mean you can't acknowledge that you have screws loose or that you can't help other people with their problems. My therapist was telling me about a very esteemed doctor who suffered from extreme social anxiety and depression. He developed some methods for dealing with issues like depression and now does a lot of other things to help other people with issues similar to his. I can't remember his name at the moment.

>>9918168
Thats kind of spooky now I don't think I'll be able to get to sleep cause I'm scared of ghosts

>>9918090
Some people here are meanies.

>>9918155
So how many minutes did you take to clean the carpet?

>>9918090
Some people here are meanies or they act too much like the terrible people on other boards.

>>9918181
I don't like the meanies either cause they make me sad and I dont want to be on /jp/ cause they are

>>9918170
You probably have to be somewhat abnormal to deal with people's psychological issues, especially cases like extremely abusive homes/rape/molestation victims, etc. I remember hearing that psychologists have abnormally high suicide rates but in retrospect I bet that was just a rumor.

I am really afraid that I will turn into a actual hikky ;_; If I wasn't such an assburger, I would find a job.

Today I went to the library and I was really shocked to find out that it was full of people because of some voting thing. I almost panicked and turned back but then I got the courage to go and quickly loan some random book.

At least I can read here and see that I am not as bad as you people.

>>9918184
That sounds like one of the reasons why I don't go outside. Almost everyone I've ever met has turned out to be incredibly fake and catty when they can get away with it.

>>9918191
You sound like you're kind of a meanie, please dont be mean.

>>9918181
>>9918184
Seems like /jp/ is too tough for you.
/jp/ is the place where you come to learn to tolerate and fight bullies. If you cant handle it, please go elsewhere carebears

>>9918198
Why are you being like this I just want to have fun and be happy on /jp/ where everyone is cute

>>9918198
I said that I didn't like it, not that I couldn't tolerate it, you baka.

>>9918161
It was different from the other carpets we beat, it was different from the bottom. I don't know how to call it.
It's already cold over here. Why I did not beat it, had something to do with that.

>>9918175
If you exclude the pauses, 2 minutes to clean it and move it away.

>>9918186
I'm usually very good at helping other people with whatever problems they have. Another thing about issues is that they vary in extremity. Most people don't have as life-controlling of a problem so they're fairly easy to treat by someone who has dealt with worse problems every day of their life.

>>9918204
I still don't understand and it sounds kind of scary how you are explaining it so before i get to scared I'm not going to press for more

I am going to bed because there is a lot of meanies on /jp/ right now and theres probably more waking up and I dont want to be here for that so good night everyone and remember to be cute and happy and nice and cute!

>>9918230
I will, Anon~

>>9918230
Why don't you make like Madotsuki and jump off a balcony, dork-face?

>>9918206
I'm not sure if I'm any good at helping people. I like to think I'm good at giving practical, moral, and philosophical advice, but I'm very bad at relating to people on an emotional level and also can't really tell if what I say is really any help to them or not.

>>9918252
Why don't you die?

>>9918255
I'm able to reason with other peoples' emotions and understand them but that doesn't mean I often relate at all. I'm definitely better at the practical and philosophical advice too.

I'm going to get a dachshund puppy this Friday. It costs 700 € but my parents are willing to buy it for me. Having a living thing to care for is going to turn my life upside down, but I suppose it's about time I grew up.

I just hope it doesn't chew up my Fumos.

>>9918280
If anything you should take the chance to get a Golden Retriever. Golden Retrievers are such god-tier pets.

>>9918295
I want a small dog because I live in the city.

>>9914088
>boring
You arent a real NEET if you complain about getting bored let alone feel bored at all. I have been NEET for years and never felt bored.

>>9918299
I'm so sorry.

>>9918312
I only get bored when /jp/ is dead.

I guess this is more /tg/ than /jp/, but whatever

I did real life RP with some internet friends of mine that I roleplayed with online, plus a normalfag friend of theirs that they invited to round out our group. It was amazingly awkward and I ended up going home early because so much spaghetti was being dropped. I'm relatively sure we're never going to get together IRL again just because of how poorly it went

Oh well. 3DPD applies to all things, after all

>>9918312
I have been neet for years and I'm completely burned out out of any form of entertainment.

>>9918346
The same goes for me except nothing really brought me enjoyment or a sense of reward even prior to being a NEET.

>>9918040
I am currently studying psych too, dude. I'm pretty sure I will drop it at some point. I could blame the major but I know I wouldn't do any better studying anything else. My motivation in life is so low, and it probably has to do with the depression but I find it so hard to concentrate enough to read the texts.
Psychology is very interesting and it would have been nice if I could pursue it further. I don't have many interests in the clinical field, though. I would probably want to work in some random shit like "psychology in x place".
Right now I should be working on reading texts or answering about 9 questions for the upcoming tests tomorrow, yet here I am, of course.

>>9915805
You're pretty stupid. Mixing races in humans increasing their chances of better traits and helps them evolve

>>9919687
you know I doubt that

>>9919712
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/is-it-better-to-be-mixed-race/articles/is-it-better-to-be-mixed-r
ace

>>9919687
I don't normally reply to attentionwhores but now one is being so retarded that I must.

Just look at how inferior south americans are.

>>9919733
>posts pic from 4ch­on

>expects to be taken seriously

ahahah oh wow

>>9919720
>Hybrid offspring are called the first filial or “F1” generation, hence the term gardeners are familiar with when buying seed; ‘F1 hybrid’. To produce F1 hybrids, the farmer crosses two pure-bred parent strains. Often, these parent stocks are relatively small populations and hence are genetically rather uniform. For this reason, the hybrid offspring tend not only to be more vigorous than their parents, but are also relatively uniform in appearance, a second desirable trai

>relatively small populations that are genetically uniform

these are plants that have been inbreeding forever, not populations of millions of people.

>>9919745
>these are plants that have been inbreeding forever, not populations of millions of people.
And?

>>9919756
people of the same race arent the same level of genetic uniformity.
\
obviously too much genetic difference is bad, you cant impregnate a dog. Obviously too little is bad, because you shouldn't impregnate your sister.

Thus, there is a right amount, however there can be no conclusion drawn between human breeding in regard to race, and plant breeding as the level of genetic uniformity is not the same.

>>9919771
>Obviously too little is bad, because you shouldn't impregnate your sister.
Don’t tell me what to do.
Well my sister isn’t cute, would not impregnate anyway.

I am tired of being a shut in. I want to travel and explore the jungle. Ever felt like this /jp/? How do I make this go away?I know I'll waste a lot of money and end up regretting it in the end, but for some reason I still want to do it.

>>9919810
do you live near any mountains?

Go hiking.

>>9919816
The local mountains are not EXTREME enough for me. I need to put a couple thousand km between myself and home at least.

>>9919810
If you're a real hikki then just go outside for a bit, you'll change your mind.

>>9919810
Do what all good hikkis do.

Explore your mind.

>>9919810
>know I'll waste a lot of money
How do you even have any money?

>>9919810
yes

Pic related

Hunting in one of these would be awesome.

>>9919810
I have a somewhat big TV (38") so if I ever feel like that, I drug myself up and play something relaxing. I don't know, like riding around the desert in Red Dead Redemption, enjoying the landscape in Xenoblade, stuff like that.

It's immersive and enjoyable. I don't know if it'll do it for you though, because my need to actually explorer something in the real word is practically non existant.

>>9919833

It's not the exact car I wanted but similar.

>>9917960
another /jp/ goer in yorkshire? Now that's a rarity.

>>9919827
I have 4000USD in savings from when I had a job, enough to book a trip to Nairobi.

>>9918040
Psych really depends on the program. I did psych undergrad and I'm in a master's program now for experimental psych doing research on sports-related concussions. More neuropsych than standard psych.

There's a big gap between "psychology" and actual scientific experimental psychology.

Anyway, I'll stop talking since I'm not a NEET I just like to lurk these threads. You guys are interesting.

>>9920250
>You guys are interesting.
Why?

Having been among similar people for so long, I'm not quite sure anymore what's so special about us.

>>9920277
I recently explained /jp/ NEET culture to a friend. I was surprised at how lengthy explanation turned out to be. NEET worldview is eerily fascinating.

I wanna buy a butt plug, any recommendations as to what size/texture a beginner should use? I've not done much anal play but I really want to. I was thinking a cute pair of shimapan to wear while I use it might be cute too. I just won't ever be able to work up the courage to go buy one.

>>9920510
Buy one of those beginner sets of 3. They're really cheap, and you can't go wrong with them, since you can start with a tiny one and progress towards the bigger ones.

You can also order shimapan online.

>>9920298

Just because I'm curious about your view on "NEET culture." What is NEET culture? Try to explain your view on what that means

I still don't like interchanging hikikomori with NEET. Anyone can be a NEET, but hikikomori is more specified to us, and it doesn't bring that false sense of security of being a bum. As much as I love living with my parents and doing nothing all day, it isn't something to be very proud of. I hate having no money to spend on nothing.

>>9920948
Why worry about money when there's nothing to spend money on?

>>9920993
I'd at least like to donate to the FSF and buy some Emacs mugs.

>>9918088
>>9918088
I'm a gradstudentfag and I was talking with my mentor today how degrees don't mean shit. He told me how undergrads address him in emails with "Yo doc" and his one friend who hires has college graduates who can barely spell sending in resumes.

The piece of paper isn't worth too much but if you really embrace college you can learn a lot of valuable skills and possibly make some good contacts in your field. You can learn to write well, communicate ideas well, think critically, etc. But most people just do the bare minimum and never get anywhere.

>>9921022
sounds pretty bad.

I'm a physics undergrad, I like the subject, and I want to just keep studying it, but I fear im too unmotivated, and unintelligent to ever make a career out of it.

I just have nothing else to do with my life. What am I going to do, work?

So my drive to learn japanese just like suddenly vanished overnight. I don't even know what happened. When I started it seemed like it was going great, and then all of a sudden today it feels like a chore to go on Memrise even though I'm bored and have nothing to do between posts.

>>9922043
Last night I fired up Anki. It told me the last time I used it was 1.5 years ago.

If I stop this time I fear it'll be for good.