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9912581 No.9912581 [Reply] [Original]

Do you think your life would be better or worse if you were born and grew up in and currently lived in Japan

>> No.9912586

If it's anything like anime depicts then it'd be much better. Joining a fun club and having a cute girl leave a note in your shoe locker before she confesses to you on the rooftop.

It's the stuff of my dreams.

>> No.9912587

No autismbux in Japan.
Rampant bullying.
Expensive electricity.

>> No.9912588

I could be the next Haruna Ai if was born male and if I was born female I would be an idol seiyuu like Hanazawa Kana.

>> No.9912591

More manga to read, yes.

>> No.9912593

Worse; people are treated like cattle, no free time, major overpopulation, nuclear disasters, tsunamis, earthquakes, China, pending market crash and oppressive internet laws.

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9912599

I don't know man...

I like being white... Also, going to uni college'n stuff is apparently much easier in BR...
Nippon isn't India levels of hard but it's not EZ either... Also >>9912593
I don't know how often natural disasters occur but they sound scary as HELL...

>> No.9912604

>>9912593
>people are treated like cattle
Like everywhere else

>no free time
Stereotypes

>major overpopulation
Only in places like Tokyo and Osaka

>nuclear disasters
A (Uno,1) nuclear disaster

>tsunamis
>earthquakes
You get used to them when you live on an island

>China
Everyone has to deal with them

>pending market crash
The whole world is facing this

>oppressive internet laws
Did you forget about the megaupload scandal?

>> No.9912612

>>9912604
Not him but its a fact japs on average work longer hours and more than Americans. The japanese welfare systems is terrible and so is their health care. School's are extremely competitive and only the best survive their job market also sucks.

No thanks ill stay in Canada.

>> No.9912617

>>9912593
>nuclear disasters

lel

>> No.9912618

Japanese women are also much easier to get and once you date one they'll never break up with you unless you cheat on them. It's perfect.

>> No.9912620

>>9912612
>Not him but its a fact japs on average work longer hours and more than Americans. The japanese welfare systems is terrible and so is their health care. School's are extremely competitive and only the best survive their job market also sucks.
Thankfully none of this is a problem if you’re a NEET with providing parents.

>> No.9912621

>>9912612
>Not him but its a fact japs on average work longer hours and more than Americans

They can't leave before the boss or it looks bad they mostly fuck off after a certain time

>The japanese welfare systems is terrible and so is their health care

I would never take welfare myself (Too embarrassing) and I don't do any research on healthcare aside fro mental health so i'll take your word

>School's are extremely competitive and only the best survive their job market also sucks.

True

>> No.9912622

>>9912612
i forgot that their legal system sucks too and their a conformist shame society.

>> No.9912624

>>9912620
If you don't have parents your screwed NEET life is safer in the US

>> No.9912627

>>9912618
>Japanese women

You can't atleast say "some" Japanese women? I hate generalizations and most of the time they are not true.

>> No.9912629

Delete, go to /int/

>> No.9912633

>>9912621
not true if look up yearly work hours Japs work much more.

If you didn't have doting parents you would be dependent on welfare. So a good welfare system is crucial to being a NEET

>> No.9912628

Get a load of all the weeaboos in this thread.

>> No.9912635

>>9912622
>conformist shame society.
This isn't a bad thing and they aren't even as bad as Korea.

>> No.9912639

>>9912604
>Like everywhere else
Not where I live. Scandinavia, look it up.

>Stereotypes
A fact. They pride themselves on it.

>Only in places like Tokyo and Osaka
126m people in a small island.

>A (Uno,1) nuclear disaster
3.

>You get used to them when you live on an island
You get used to working retarded hours too. You might even take pride in the wageslavery.

>Everyone has to deal with them
Not everyone is hated by the Chinese and sit next door to them, nor be in conflict over islands with them.

>The whole world is facing this
I'd rather not be on an island with 120 million people when it happens.

>Did you forget about the megaupload scandal?
Nothing in the west comes CLOSE to the torment pirates in japan have to deal with.

>> No.9912641

All things considered I would take Japan over the dump that is Louisiana.I hate living in this shithole.

>> No.9912644

>>9912635
Yes it is a bad thing you can't be an individual. You are expected to act and behave a certain way no freedom, Even if you embaress yourself you embaress your whole family in that society.

>> No.9912648

>>9912618
>unless you cheat on them
Or lost your job.

>> No.9912650

>>9912641
Bad Welfare good luck being NEET.

>> No.9912654

>>9912644
Special snowflake detected

>> No.9912657

>>9912650
At least I could take a step out of my house without a guaranteed chance of being shot or swept over by hurricane #842

>> No.9912661

>>9912654
You would be bullied and judged for being too extreme with your otaku hobbies even by your own family over there.

>> No.9912666

>>9912657
you wouldn't have a house like i said BAD WELFARE.

>> No.9912677

>>9912661
Your not supposed to be public with that type of stuff anyway that's why people at otaku events don't like for photos to be taken because some performers and audience members are scared of being seen.

>> No.9912690

>>9912581
Would I be born and grew up in Japan, I ended up being a different person that would want different kind of things. I don't even know how it could turn out. Usually you don't appreciate what you already have.

>> No.9912736

So, I'm living in Japan right now. It's pretty nice. I couldn't find a decent job to save my life in 'Murica. Do you speak English? Do you have a college degree? Come make $35k a year. That's not a lot, I realize, but unless you've got a family, it enough to have a lot of fun and to travel. I get PLENTY of time off as well.

>> No.9912740

>>9912736
Considering how its considered impossible to find a living place and job being not a japan citizen, thats quite a favorable situation you are describing.

>> No.9912741

>>9912736
So what do you do?

>> No.9912750

>>9912741
From the sound of it he's a language assistant in an English program.

>> No.9912765

>>9912639
>Nothing in the west comes CLOSE to the torment pirates in japan have to deal with.

I know nothing about this, could you give more information?

>> No.9912767

>>9912741
I teach English full-time.

>> No.9912771

>>9912618
Typical weeaboo who thinks that Japan is the same as in anime.

The sad truth is that divorce rate in Japan is as high if not higher than the european mean. That's still better than murrika, but murrika is exceptionally bad with that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divorce_demography

>> No.9912777

>>9912771
Korea is way worse, dude.

>> No.9912785

Better obviously

>> No.9912791

About the same, assuming I was born and lived in similar conditions. Possibly slightly shittier, but not much. I do suspect, however, that I would be slightly healthier.

>> No.9912799

It's better to be a non-japanese that moves to Japan.

>> No.9912802

>>9912736
>$35k a year

get some private work bro. I make 12,000 for three hours work every evening on top of 265,000 a month day job. rolling in cash.

japan is awesome if you live in tokyo or osaka. fucking awful in small towns though from what I hear. if you are just going to sit inside on 4chan every night then what is the point? stay at home. my life is 10x better here.

>> No.9912809

>>9912767
Where do you teach english? At real school or at fake one?

>> No.9912810

>>9912802
You have a job? Life must be shit for you, bro. Maybe if you tried getting autism money we'd accept you on our board.

>> No.9912811

>>9912802
I really hope you're counting in yen bro. Because...

>> No.9912814

>>9912809
ECC

>> No.9912816

>>9912814
That looks like shit. I'm going to try and get a job as highschool english teacher so I can avoid American bastards.

>> No.9912818

Wow, /jp/ is full of normal people. I feel like I don't belong here.

>> No.9912819

Not trying to be an asshole, but didn't you guys know that /jp/ is a shut-in/NEET only zone? You shouldn't talk about this working stuff here.

>> No.9912822

>>9912819
But all of my favorite animu and VN characters have jobs...

>> No.9912824

>>9912822
That's in the 2D world you kisama.

>> No.9912826

>>9912816
Go for it. However, I work only 29 hours a week and teach adults. And if you don't want to be around Americans, I'm assuming you're fluent in Japanese?

>> No.9912827

>>9912818
Have you ever been in doll thread or you spend your time shitposting without even looking at actually consistent threads?

>> No.9912830

>>9912827
All threads made by working scum are shit.

>> No.9912833

>>9912826
I'm working on it. Have to finish my university and by the time I'm done I'll be fluent.

>> No.9912836

>>9912830
Attempt to fit in: failed.

>> No.9912838

>>9912830
You just gelatinous bro.

>> No.9912839

>>9912819

don't pretend you aren't a frustrated voyeur like everyone else who claims to be a no-fucks-given lolNEET. you know you love it.

>> No.9912841

>>9912833
がんばって!

>> No.9912842

>>9912833
So you do not only go outside on a regular basis, but are also basically still a child? What the hell are you doing here? Please go away.

>> No.9912846

>>9912839
All I'm trying to do is to show crossboarders that this isn't the place to talk about their uninteresting stuff.

>> No.9912853

>>9912846
Everyone who was here before split is technically a crossboarder. If you happen to come here after the split, you are a filthy dumb newfag that should shut up and lurk instead of bossing others around.

>> No.9912857

>>9912842
Are you implying university has an age limit? You can go to university when you're 50 years old if you have the money.

>> No.9912861

>>9912581
i would abduct that girl and violently rape her while she is still wearing that dress.

>> No.9912866

>>9912853
Fact is that you have to be unemployed to call yourself an Otaku and call this board your home.

>> No.9912868

>>9912819
No one is blaming anyone for not having a job. Having a job, on the other side, doesn't make you a different completely normal person that can just drop imageboards and hobbies. Because situations vary.
I'm employed by my family, because I'm so shit at finding a job. I have no other social relations than my family, I sit in my room doing mundane tasks like printing documents and editing simple vector graphics and office presentations. I have finished my education years ago. I can't relate to anyone anymore, because I have hobbies you can't talk about with other people, and I'm employed so /jp/ also won't accept me, by your theory.

>> No.9912871

Can western NEETs move there and leech of the Japanese government?

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>>9912861
She's too small to take you anon. You'd only make her cry from the pain.

>> No.9912875

>>9912866
>you have to be unemployed to call yourself an Otaku
>to call yourself an Otaku
>call yourself an Otaku
>call Otaku
No. Get out.

>> No.9912883

>>9912586
But what if you are one of the background characters which have nothing special on their life.

>> No.9912884

I would probably wish i was in Europe or something but Japan would be pretty sweet if i would keep my memory from now

>> No.9912886

>>9912875
Crawl back into your depressing little office. It's your fault for deciding to work.

>> No.9912887

>>9912866
Fact is that, everyone can just type in jp url, go here and type what you did. Because that's exactly what happened, right?
Its not your home, its our home. You haven't even realized how imageboards work, its all forums to you. And yet you are already posting.

>> No.9912899

>>9912586
Japanese rooftops where only invented to help people committing suicide.

>> No.9912895

>>9912765
bump

>> No.9912900
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Ebin thread xDDD

>> No.9912901

>>9912799
Why is that?
No job? Baka gaijin?

>> No.9912905

>>9912887
Stop your little rant already, and stop being so fucking jealous of NEETs.

>> No.9912913

>>9912905
why do you think anyone here actually have a job? gullible much?
can you prove that you dont have a job yourself?
Until then, I'm going to assume that you are just a pathetic office manager with erectile dysfunction that tries to relieve his frustration on internets.

>> No.9912919

>>9912871

I pay japanese unemployment insurance every month so theoretically I could. doubt it would be worth much though.

>> No.9912920

>>9912913
What you're talking about doesn't even make any sense.

>> No.9912927

>>9912919

just googled and it is 60% of my salary. nice. japanese NEETdom here I come.

>> No.9912929

>>9912913
I have a job, I am the CEO of Gensōkyō Cocksuckers Inc.

>> No.9912934

>>9912920
Whats the matter, normie? Why did you drop the topic?
Mad that you can't feel superior to a bunch of losers anymore?
Go cry to your wife that bad kids on internet bullied you.

>> No.9912954

Don't let the normals bully you, NEET-bros! Everyone here know that working is shit. Just ignore them and do your best!

>> No.9912968

Japan a shit

>> No.9912978 [DELETED] 

>>9912968
my saides have left da orbit

>> No.9912980

>>9912901
Because 隣の芝生は青い
If we were born in Japan we would probably be one of those retards wanting to move to America, which is actually a shitty place.

>> No.9912981

Far worse. I'm happy to have been born in the Netherlands, and will probably live here for the rest of my life.

>> No.9912991

Assuming no extreme bullying and no psycho mother, I'd probably be receiving a systems engineer title at my age, ready to shower in cash and 2D paraphernalia because I was born autist at some degree.

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>>9912981

Yay, another Dutch /jp/sie

I was starting to think I was the only one

>> No.9913049

>>9912981
dutchies are pretty universally hated. it's a good thing you don't want to go anywhere else.

>> No.9913052

>>9913022
Please calm down, Henk

>> No.9913054
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9913054

Worse.

Pretty happy here

>> No.9913061

>>9913054
Where about exactly is here for you?

>> No.9913069

>>9913061
not that guy, but i thought that image'd make it incredibly obvious

>> No.9913081

>>9913069
I was referring to the state or even city specifically.

>> No.9913085

>>9912581
it would probably be worse, but I'd be about the same shitty person.

>> No.9913093

>>9913049
I thought it was only shopkeepers that hated them.

>> No.9913108

>>9912612
As a Japanese living in Canada, Hi-five!
Personally, I'm not fond of Japanese work culture at all. I do have the opportunity to go back, but I have no desire to work in a cluttered and almost robotic-like environment. Whilst I do acknowledge that such places like that do exist over here, they're not nearly as frequent as working a job in Tokyo.

Also, an anon above said overpopulation is an issue. It's more or less the major cities. Go to somewhere like Onomichi and take your NEETlife easy.

>> No.9913111

>>9913081
Gold Coast

>> No.9913114

If I were born in Japan I'd have killed myself already, I don't know if I could call this an improvement.

>> No.9913134

>if you were born and grew up in and currently lived in Japan
But it's impossible. How could it be me? Different race, language and almost everything around.
Also being born there you would take many things for granted and won't be able to appreciate it the way you can from a distance...

>> No.9913149

While life may be harder in general, i would at least not live in a liberal nazishithole that thinks having lolicon manga is a crime equal to murder

>> No.9913151

Btw, I wanted to play that game.
But it exist only for arcade machines, XBox360 and iOS. None of which I have.

>> No.9913160

Frankly the only positive thing that you'd get from being born in Japan is that you would know how to speak Japanese by default and you would understand how to read it as part of the compulsory education.

Then again you'd have a hard time learning english, which is probably an even more necessary language to know for people like us, but hell... must of us aren't english native speakers to begin with.

Apart from that what do you get really? You can already import almost everything from there. Plus you can download\pirate stuff without worrying too much, and you can't really do that there.

Oh well, I guess you can say you'd have a better chance to date cute japanese girls... well good luck with that, because actually cute japanese girls are a lot rarer than you may think, and they're most likely not going to date you. Besides, gtfo 3DPD lover scum.

What else? Oh well I guess... that you can go to comiket, big fucking deal! If you're the kind of guy that doesn't mind waiting 3 hours in line just to get fap materials that you can most likely download anyway for free if you can just wait a few weeks...

Seriously... what else? Food? Please... Japanese food is not that great.

>> No.9913175

Its win-win if I was nipponese, I would either be a cute girl, or I'd be a dude and dress like a cute girl.
I'd buy every piece of loli paraphenilia in existance, and brag about it on /jp/.
Seems like an improved life.

>> No.9913201

Have you played this /jp/ ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFnjcaKamp8
The game girls in OP pic are cosplaying.

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>>9913175
Implying that being japanese automatically means being cute.

>> No.9913230

>>9913219
There's cleary some corean in them.

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9913238

It's gonna be inevitable that I would get a change of mindstate and overall perspective if I were born there. I'm going to write a pros and cons on what I think as it ain't gonna be full of happiness without my original persona intact.

Looks like I triggered the "field too long" when writing this so I pasted the pros and cons in pastebin instead http://pastebin.com/7tpDjNyt - (If I were born and grew up in and currently lived in Japan)

---

Read this part after you're done with the pastebin.

I can't think of any other cons besides subjective ones so feel free to modify this to your liking.

The final question is: am I willing to trade my current life for this? I'm siding more with yes for about 70%. The rest are for no as I will lose my current persona which I'm content with, selected memories, my current tastes, various knowledge that can be only gained from being an internet lurker for years. Again, my perspective, viewpoint and mindstate as I am content with mine and would be doubtful if it were to change.

>> No.9913240

>>9913219
ダブル
ハーフ

Those are half breeds.

>> No.9913252

>>9913230
>>9913240
Why are you so pathetically weebish?

>> No.9913266

Definitely much better. I wouldn't have to put up with niggers all my life, for one thing. I'd probably be more motivated living there and would have a job fitting my degree, at least. Affording all that Touhou stuff would be much easier without having to jump through hoops and pay out of the ass just to get a proxy shipment, and attending events would be hella fun. Depending on where I lived, I may have even had a reason to go outside. Knowing Japanese naturally without having to have had spent 2 years "self-teaching" only to reach a half-assed elementary school level is a big plus, too.

>> No.9913282

My life wouldn't be better, since I'd be wishing I was born in America so I could eat ハンバーガー all day.

>> No.9913297

>>9912581

Impossible to say. Socially, I have no idea, but I'm tempted to say economically, I'd be worse off.

>> No.9913303

Would I still be Aryan?

Would have been nice to be there as a kid and dominate all the other kids in their schools with my superior nordic mind. But the people are so fucking disgustingly ugly that no thanks! I am much happier here.

>> No.9913414

>>9913201
>The game girls in OP pic are cosplaying.
Really? I thought they always dressed like that.

>> No.9913424

>>9913414
Well, they actually don't dress like that always.

>> No.9913516

>>9913252
I'm Japanese.

>> No.9913533

I want to go to Japan to open up/play in arcades all day, so I have to learn a bunch of shit about Japanese people.

Since the only aspect of my life that I currently care about is arcades, yes, I think life would be better in Japan.

>> No.9913535

>>9913240
>Those are half breeds.
Japs aren't pure.

>> No.9913609

>>9913516
Why are you so pathetically Japanese?

>> No.9913627

>>9913516
Please get out from /jp. Go to /a/ or whatever.

/jp/ is reserved and meant to be used by only white people, so take a hike, shitskin.

>> No.9913640

>>9913627
Please get out from /jp. Go to /a/ or whatever.

/jp/ is reserved and meant to be used by only shitposters, so take a hike, shitskin.

>> No.9913699

>>9913640
I think he's got that covered.

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>> No.9913719

of you google image search the OPs pic it suggests "deathsmiles hentai"

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>>9913719
I wonder how did it come up with 'hentai' part...

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>>9913715
Jamie's 7UP robot would destroy those two

>> No.9914724

>>9912581
i think i would've died or an hero'd if my parents decided to stay in any repressive asian countries instead of emigrating to canada

>> No.9914739

Worse, I would not be able to get adhd meds if I lived in Japan.

>> No.9914764

Far better.

The stigma of having grades and test scores posted in public would have motivated me to always do my best in school. I would be going to a great college as a result, and my parents' harsh upbringing would have made me well-suited for Japanese society.

I would still be reserved, quiet and cynical since I would have been bullied for my blonde hair. But at least I'd have money and a decent job. I'd have better access to my interests in anime and cosplay as well, which would probably improve my happiness and sociability. Instead I'm just some freak who has a hard time relating to even the nerds here in the U.S.

>> No.9914805

>>9912873

cute girls hired to pretend to play games in cosplay

>> No.9914806

ITT: weeaboos in denial

>> No.9914816

GRORIOUS 1Gbps home Internet connection.

Do you even need to ask?

>> No.9914826

>>9914739
That's like saying you can't get cocaine in America. It's illegal, sure, but it's not too difficult.

>> No.9914885

>>9912581
Life would be much much worse. If someone doesn't admit that than they have no idea what Japan is like.

>> No.9914930

No, I don't want to be born in Japan, it's kinda boring, white man living in Japan seems much more interesting.

>> No.9914948

Phew, I live in Lithuania, it can't be worse than here, we have the highest suicide rate in the world, salary sucks (I mean really). I'm sure it's better in Japan in all ways, well maybe except the work hours.

>> No.9914992

>>9914816
>>9914948
Ogh wait, forgot to mention that we have the fastest internet in the world.

>> No.9915030

On one hand, living in Japan would probably be a lot better than living where I am right now. On the other hand, Japanese society is oppressive and Japanese people all have a herd mentality.

I guess the pros outweigh the cons in this one. Then again there is nothing I can do about it unless I manage to live in Japan somehow, which is something I'm not very keen to do as a non-Japanese. Learning Japanese is also a chore because Japanese people are strange and hard to approach, which is the main reason why I had lost my motivation to master it.

>> No.9915045

We have arcades here everything and people appreciate cute things. Those are the nearest things to Japan here. I'm kinda glad I was born here.

>> No.9915147

I'd spend all day at an arcade with like-minded people

so yeah

>> No.9915235

I imagine I'd have a cute female childhood friend that would of woke me up every morning before school and I would eventually date in my late teenage years before settling down with after college and have 2 beautiful daughters together.

That's what I like to think it would of been like.

>> No.9915251

I would've killed myself by now instead of just thinking about it all the time, so I guess you could say it'd be better.

>> No.9915256

>>9913108
thanks for building all those railroads dude

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>>9915235
and later in your teenager years she would fuck you in the ass

>> No.9915288

>>9915273
I'd be okay with that if it makes her happy

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>>9915288
what if she wants her friends come and fuck you in the ass too?

>> No.9915345

>>9915325
I'd do it for my childhood friend as long as she loved me.

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>>9915345
>>9915288
well it cant be helped than
I hope you 2 will be happy

>> No.9915356

Worse. Drug laws in Japan are way too strict, and I needs my vitamin THC. I have a note from the doctor.

>> No.9915359

if you lived in japan you would inherit their insecurities and wish you were living in america

>> No.9917653

Sex would be much more pleasurable as it seems like their bodies are built for it while in western bodies it's an afterthought.

>> No.9917683

so the whole point of this thread was bunch of canadians whining about how miserable their life is if they're born on jap, because working eight hours a day was considered slavery, and voluntary overtime was considered involuntary.

now i get it why so many japs chant "gaijin piggu go homu". i feel ashamed of my heritage now.

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>>9912883
Hey now, that's not exactly a bad thing either

>> No.9917744

>>9917683
Theres being a weeaboo then theres fucking you, jesus christ get the fuck out of /jp/.

>> No.9917757

Well, considering I live on the right ass cheek of Europe, in a country ruled by the mafia, the government officials are all corrupted to the bone, the people are poor, cultural diversity is hated, hatred is everywhere, the education system is flawed and certificates are barely ever recognized in other countries, all on top of always being looked down upon when I leave my country because we've never achieved anything and its always the scum and gypsies that leave the country first and give a bad reputation for us anyway.
I believe it would've been better. Hell, anywhere might've been better that's not Africa or the Middle East. But I believe it might've been better, I might've had a better and more fun filled childhood. I don't care if anyone calls me a weaboo, all I want is to be happy ;_; . Bulgaria

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I think yes... but the NEET-Life in Japan would be more hard than in my country (Germany). And also the work must be more harder than in my country. But I am sure I can get a girlfriend in Japan because the girls are more easy to get and these are more my taste! I love japanese and asian girls in general. German girls are fucking ugly and also western girls in general. The best part if I born in Japan would be I can speak/write the language. If you don't born with japanese as your mother-language then is it really fucking hard to learn this language. Damn Kanji signs!

>> No.9917783

>>9917683
Don't be ashamed of your heritage, but rather of the leftists who have successfully poisoned the minds of your countrymen.

>> No.9917789

>>9917653
>Sex would be much more pleasurable
I doubt it. It seems like people in Japan don't care about sex. Pretty much all surveys shows that their sex life is dead.
>The countries with the lowest frequency of sex are Japan (37 times per), Malaysia (62) and China (69)

>> No.9917793

>>9917789
Because they have it so infrequently it would feel amazing. Like when you haven't fapped in 12 hours or so.

>> No.9917800

>>9917793
Nope.
http://www.durex.com/en-au/sexualwellbeingsurvey/fequency%20of%20sex/pages/default.aspx

>Japan
>lowest frequency - 34%
>lowest satisfaction - 15%

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>>9917800
M-Maybe they are all being modest. They don't want the rest of us to feel bad you see.

>> No.9917816

>>9917800
Greece is horny as HELL

>> No.9917823

>>9912581
What's their school system like? I'm already aware the girls love gaijins, I'm also aware they treat schooling like a really big deal, and put a lot of emphasis on tests. Maybe if their schools were decent unlike the one I went to I might not have developed such major motivation issues. I was an excellent student before I started getting jaded at the American educational system, but then I'm pretty sure they had much harder schooling anyway so I'd probably be average at best. I hear they really don't value critical thinking/problem solving much and instead emphasizing memorizing lots of arbitrary bullshit, which might also have caused problems.

That said, even if I came out of their educational system happier and more successful, I would have probably become another soulless japanese salaryman instead of a freedom-loving truNEET, I also might have lost my shot at Wizardry. Even worse, if I still became a jaded schizoid-esque person and stopped trying in japanese highschool I probably would have had a much more hellish time.

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>>9917823

>> No.9917841

>>9917825
Cute image dude.

>> No.9917853

>>9917789
>Japan (37 times per)
per what, month?

>> No.9917864

>>9917853
Per year

>> No.9917868

>>9917853
Year.

>According to the AFP, a whopping 36.1 percent of teenage boys between the ages of 16-19 said they had little to no interest in sex, and in some cases even despised it
>Girls, it seems, are suffering from a similar lack of heat: 59 percent in the same age group felt the same way

>40.8 percent of married people said they had not had sex in the past month, up from 36.5 percent in the 2008 survey and 31.9 percent in the 2004 survey, while nearly 50 percent of married people older than 40 years old said they have not had sex in the past month

>> No.9917871

Nobody in Japan has sex because all the girls do that unbearable fucking "squeal like you're being raped by a cactus" routine.

>> No.9917875

>>9917871
But that makes me harder

>> No.9917881

Their masturbation frequency is probably the highest in the world.

>> No.9917882

>>9917864
>>9917868
I couldn't even imagine that if I were a normal. It'd be like fapping 37 times a year.

Maybe they all fap too much.

>> No.9917893

I am a gaijin living in Japan and it's hard to decide. High school and college entrance exams sound like hell. I would not want to have to go through that. It would be nice to have perfect Japanese, too. But gaijin get a number of perks Japanese dudes don't.

>> No.9917891

>>9917868
It's good to hear there's still at least one civilized society (Middle East doesn't count) left that doesn't revolve around sex. I hate our oversexualized culture.

>> No.9917901

doubt it could be any worse frankly

>> No.9917907

>>9917882
There was that article saying that they don't want to date because they are/were screwing their parents. I get a feeling that was just some of the usual sensationalism though.

>> No.9917937

>>9917907
please don't be quoting that article from 1997 that talks about mothers jacking off their kids.

>> No.9917942

>>9917937
Yeah that's the one.

>> No.9917977

>>9917937
Sounds hot.

>> No.9918015

>>9917977
It sounds lewd.

>> No.9918016

maybe. would be spending all day at arcades.

>> No.9918111

japanese men fuck whores/go to pink salons after work every night. of course they will lie. they just never fuck their wives.

>> No.9918122

>Many young Japanese women work in pink salons throughout late high school

EH!? I thought Japanese Highschool girls were pure.

>> No.9918125

>>9918111
And, of course, the wives are in immoral relationships with younger men/highschool boys while the husbands are away, so obviously they'll lie as well.

>> No.9918166

What the fuck are pink salons?

>> No.9918178

>>9918166
A bar where you get a drink of alcohol and your hostess gets a "protein" shake

>> No.9918188

No, i had the best options here and i screwed them over, i would still lose every possibility and shit myself all over whether i had better or worse possibilities.

>> No.9918211

>>9918166
>A pink salon is unusual in that the service is offered in small booths within a large open-plan room. The client is served soft drinks or alcoholic beverages by the "companion" who performs fellatio on him. There may also be additional activities such as fingering the "companion" and sumata.
Many young Japanese women work in pink salons throughout late high school and college as work is plentiful and pay is much better than in customer service positions. However, the work is demanding and an employee may be required to fellate over a dozen men in a single four hour shift.

>3,000 yen

>> No.9918222

>>9918211
I wonder if it's possible to rescue one. As in offer the owner of the club 300,000 yen to adopt one and save them from the horrible conditions.

>> No.9918231

>>9918222
I'm pretty sure the majority of them work voluntarily, so it would more be a matter of paying them to quit. It's a legal job there in Japan.

However apparently they have a lot of human trafficking going on there too, so you may be able to save one.

>> No.9918238

>>9918222
What makes you any better than the individuals giving them money for oral sex, the only difference is the amount of money.

>> No.9918240

Western romantic love + Traditional japanese "obey your husband for life!" romance = underpopulation

Prove me wrong

>> No.9918241

>>9918238
I wouldn't make them do anything lewd with me. I'd set them free.

>> No.9918243

>>9918241
You're just going to spend 300000yen and set them free?

>> No.9918258

>>9918243
If it meant they didn't have to sell their bodies and could concentrate on highschool then yeah.

>> No.9918265

>>9918258
You're assuming they're even doing it because they have to, and not that they just enjoy it or are so hungry for money that they'd sell themselves for it, in which case they'd probably burn through yours in an instant and go back to prostitution.

>> No.9918289

I wonder if videos of pink salons and the like are legal? It would be pretty neat, to say the least.

>> No.9918431

no fucking way.

they get arrested even for using torrents. in here, it's legal to download movies as long as it's for private use only.

>> No.9918440

>>9912635
yes it is a bad thing. that's the reason why their society's 'aging'.

women don't like weak, submissive men, which this society was made to create, and instead go for white and black guys. to a hikki it doesn't matter shit, but to everyone else it's a big problem.

>> No.9918449

>>9912819
>OMG /JP/ IS LEGUIN XDXD
get the fuck out, tryhard

>> No.9919323

>>9912581
i think the question you wanna ask is would your life be better if your country wasn't going down the shitter.

>> No.9919348

Better because I wouldn't have grown up on an American diet and thus wouldn't be overweight and have gynecomastia.

>> No.9919680

>>9919348
> American diet

sounds like youre just too stupid to eat properly and exercise

>> No.9919696

Worse, because then I wouldn't have discovered /jp/

>> No.9919710

I think i would have enjoyed their school system alot more. I was never really pushed to achieve anything in my home country, and we didn't really have any clubs.

Other than that, not really.

>> No.9919714

>>9919696
But why, 2ch has a far richer culture than /jp/ will ever have

>> No.9919726

>>9919714

~www

>> No.9919727

>>9919714
2ch is shit.

>> No.9919772

>>9919714
Do you mean futaba?

>> No.9919777

>>9919772
Futaba is slow as HELL

>> No.9919781

>>9919777
/jp/ isn't that fast either. I don't like fast boards anyways.

>> No.9919789

>>9919781
There is /jp/ slow

Then there is "i have to wait a whole day for a single reply" futaba slow

>> No.9919826

>>9919789
That just makes it feel personal and special

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