/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Personality from column A, fashion from column B.

Translate it, weeeaaabbos.

>>9911372
Left is titled, Girls that Girls want to be.
Right is Girls that men like.

If I was forced to pick one!
It would be the one on the right.

I can't read the chinese words, but the girl on the left is super QT

>>9911391
Shouldn't that be switched?

They're both terrible. Also if you haven't seen this image before you need to get out of /jp/.

Left. Didn't we already go over this?

>>9911405
Make me nerd

left one is best one

Left one is a clingy whore

Right

Kurisu and Mayuri?

I like long haired girls, but the left one is dressed like a whore. Although to be fair, the right one's shorts are too fucking short, god damn slut.

Left one

Left with right's hair.

I wanna be left!

Girl on the left all the way. Not only is she more attractive, she even sounds more fun to be around.

Left, but she needs black hair.

>>9911567
disgusting

>>9911567
Left needs to dye her hair brown and get her teeth fixed.

>>9911567
And now I don't want either of them. Thanks.

Left. Makes me think of genki girls like Aoko.
Right makes me think of whiny faggots like fukune.

left will never wear a skirt.

Right, tall girls are disgusting.

Why can't i like both anyway?

>>9911627
165 is tall?

>>9911667
He's a hobbit.

>>9911567
Left is cute as hell. I wish we could date.

>>9911667
Taller than they should be.

>>9911567
Who are these supposed to be anyway? Right looks a little bit like KanaHana, but I think it's mostly the bob cut.

>>9911627
The average male is about 175-177, she isn't that tall.

>>9911372
I would probably choose a mix as there are traits I like from both and dislike from both. The one on the left seems like the kind of girl that would try to get you to go out to karaoke and hang out with lots of people and stuff, which I would absolutely not do, and the girl on the right seems kinda meek, which I don't really find attractive.

Both.

Left, definitely.

>The one on the left seems like the kind of girl that would try to get you to go out to karaoke and hang out with lots of people and stuff

She is only doing because she wants you to have fun, and that's the best way she knows how. It wouldn't hurt to with with her once in a while, if only to show her that you're happy that she cares about you instead of letting you rot away in your dark room.

In theory I'd like to say right, but in my experience I always end up liking girls like the one on the left.

picky again /jp/?

>>9912315
I don't think many people here would like a girl whose definition of fun is karaoke and large social gatherings. Though the surprising number of votes for left seems to prove me wrong.

>>9912358

We all kept telling you /jp/ is mostly made up of normalfag students.

Right of course.

>>9912358
I don't particularly like karaoke and social things but if a girl started dragging me to them I'd go along.

On one hand the girl on the left has long hair. On the other hand she's going to cheat on you.

Which girl do you like?

The one with the cock.

>>9912807
fag

>>9912843
No bullying please

>>9912804
>tumblr
Left

>>9912804
"Just right" sounds like another way of saying that she's a fat ass.

>>9911372
left
>>9911567
left
>>9912804
right

I don't want to deal with another human, especially a woman.

I prefer cute to sexy. Right.

>>9914798
gotta agree with this

Right for sure. But she should wear jeans or something.

>>9912804
>white

Oh ho ho ho ho.

>>9911627
>>9911738

Agreed. Beyond 5'3"/160cm, women slowly start looking either like cows or men.

>>9913080
fuck you

>>9914947
Please

>>9914910
Manbabbies can't handle a real woman.

The only problem with tall women is it looks a little odd if they're seeing a short guy.

>>9914910
That depends on where you were raised, I guess. In my country the average height for males is 183cm (6'), 170cm for females (5'7"), including the tiny sand niggers. 165cm would actually be rather small for a native.

>>9911627
>>9911738
>>9914910
Your tastes are abhorrent and uncultured.

>>9914953
That's a terrible image to use as an example.

Please do not do that.

>>9914959

Strangely, it's interesting to me. I want to carry a taller woman and the idea of doing so seems pretty cool. Not sure why.

>>9914953
Well I certainly wouldn't want a woman like this. I don't think being a "manbaby" has anything to do with it.

I think the choice is clear.

>>9914959
But tall girls with short guys are my favorite!

>>9915028
Look at that fucking judgmental slut sneering in the background. God I hope someone makes a rape doujinshi about her.

>>9915028

Although I don't mind, I can't help but feel it looks really weird.

>>9915046
She's happy for them. You're terrible at reading emotions.

This is the first time I cannot decide.

I actually can't pick either. Swap the hair and I'll pick the shorter one.

Stop posting this. I dated a girl who looked and dressed just like the right one. You're tearing me apart with heartbreak and regret.

>>9912804
The one on the right sounds like a pretentious cunt. I'll take the left because at least she's probably as stupid and shallow as I am so we'll always be on the same page. Sure I wouldn't fuck her but I'd be friends with her.

So left is a pub slut and right is a family girl?
I'd pick right, but I'm sure neither would pick me.

>>9914959
It ain't a problem as long as you're average male height or taller.

>>9915182
>It ain't a problem as long as you're average male height or taller.

;_;

fuck right marry left no short genes in my bloodline thanks though

>>9915319
You poor poor short man.

>>9915319

>>9915319
It's okay, you can make up for it by being buff to the point where it's kind of creepy.

>>9914804

A thousand times this.

>>9914804
I think I'd like a sexy girl that acts cute.

>>9915348
what car's interior is that?

>>9915481

Police

>>9911567

no way theres 15cm difference between the two

>>9915502
No, it's taxi there lol. I mean the model and maker...

>>9912358
>>9912373
>>9912399

>karaoke and large social gatherings

perfect environment in exposing my insecurities

>>9912315
Karaoke doesn't seem that bad. I went once and all I did was sit around drinking, laughing, and looking through the song selections and laughing even more when I saw things I never expected to see at a karaoke place. I had a good time. No amount of drinking will get me actually singing though.

>>9912358
>>9912373
>>9912399

>karaoke and large social gatherings

perfect environment in exposing my insecurities

>>9911372
>>9911391

i knw its been translated in summary but can we get it translated word for word

I like the girl on the left because she's taller and has long hair. I like tall girls with long hair. Short girls are weird to stand next to when you're 195cm.

I may be ugly and bald, but at least I'm Nordic tall.

lol shorties

>>9915744
LEFT:
Girls that girls want to be like
(Admire)
Confident
Pretty smile
Healthy popularity

candid

Does everything with a smile
Good body
Good face
165cm-ish
Capable of physical activity
Strong and kind

RIGHT:
Girls that guys like
(want to be together)

A little needy
A little indulgent
Emotionally expressive

Slim and soft

Shy and doesn't like to be left alone
Not too beautiful
Not too popular

150cm ish

It's ok if she's weak.

>>9915790

thank you based anon

>>9915790
What kind of manlet wants a girl that's 150cm?

How horrifying.

>>9915790
They go out of their way to make the right girl sound "okay" huh?

>>9915790
>Not too beautiful
>Not too popular

Which party do you like?

>>9915847

oh boy

>>9915847
My Japanese isn't the greatest but this is about Tarō Asō 「麻生太郎」 right? He's like the G.W. Bush of Japan right? That's what Wikipedia told me.

>>9915847
pls translate or give a summery on this

>>9915847
Theres been a translation of this floating around forever, have you people seriously never seen this before?

>>9915960

we dont live our lives on /jp/

>>9915963
if you were a true neet you would.

>>9915963
Yes we do. Fuck off.

>>9915847
>お風呂に入らないので臭い（息がウンコ）

ｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>>9915963
I most definitely do, I sit on /jp/ for close to 15 hours a day.

>>9915965
>>9915966
>>9915975

>>9915963 here

i miss being a neet. i truly do.

>>9915954
left - conservative, ultra nationalist
right - successful businessman, progressive

then it goes to list every good and bad thing for both.

>>9915841
Beautiful and popular > slut

>>9915994

>Beautiful and popular > slut

im assuming that should be an equal (=) sign

>>9915994
Unpopular girls have low self-esteem and sleep with tons of men to validate their existence.

>>9916002

wut

>>9916000
It was like a faux implication arrow.

>>9916004
Its true. Remember high school? Band and drama girls were huge sluts. Word around the school was that they were easier than the dance crew and cheerleaders.

>>9916002
hence not too popular, not too pretty.
Essentially cute enough that you can show her off, but not enough that anyone better will take her from you.
Popular enough to have some friends, but not enough that everyone wants her.

>>9916017
American high school sounds almost as mysterious as Japanese high school, but without the cute aspects.

Left as a fuck friend.
Right as a slave wife.

>>9916017
My school let just anyone become cheerleaders some they weren't even that attractive.

>>9916045
Did you go to UGLY SCHOOL or something? What a fag.

>>9916062
Yes actually. There weren't that many good looking people.

>>9916017

>Remember high school?

lol fuck no

also i went to a fucking all boys school fml

>>9916066
>fucking all boys school
How did that one work out?

>>9916093

look at where i am now and you tell me

>>9916093
They made songs about howling in the shadow.

>>9916107
>howling in the shadow

dont follow

>>9916112
NOW I HAVE LOST IT
I KNOW I CAN KILL

Migi no Ko.

>>9916118
I never seen Darker Than Black. I downloaded it, but then my computer got shitfaced

Right.

She's cute.

>>9916160
Nothing of value is lost.
S1 is watchable
OVA is above average
S2 shit all over the franchise, ending on par with umiunko

>>9915795
based on what?