/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I prefer the regular kind of insane.

I generally like it when a girl obsesses to that extent

I don't want any.

I don't feel anything. I suffered from frostbite few years ago and they took off my feet

love them

(please help me)

I posted on a website about wanting a yandere. I described what a yandere was. A girl who had never seen anime before replied to me and said she had some serious problems. She destroyed her last boyfriends life and abused him physically. I was young and naieve then and I decided to move forward with her. I quickly learned I was making a bad decision and just tried to ignore her. Luckily it had only gone far enough where she knew my phone number and could just spam call me for 3 days. Haven't heard from her since. She actually wasn't bad looking either.

It seems 3DPD Yanderes just cant be the same.

I generally approve of yanderes.

It's a nice little fantasy. She loves you so much, she'll do her damndest to get with you and stay with you, even if it means killing lots of people!

>>9905894
Same as what? Mentally disturbed individuals who pose a risk to themselves and others?

>>9905905
Yeah, I feel the same way.

They're scary.

>>9905894
>It seems 3DPD Yanderes just cant be the same.
A good rule of thumb: what's good about 2D does not translate to 3D. 2D is and should always be nothing but a wonderful fantasy.

>>9905905

Well said, Anon

New question, your favorite 2hu is how yandere for you.

How fucked are you?

It's sad when they kill the one they love. I like when they don't do that.

I think they are cute. It could never work with me and one though since I would accept her and she wouldn't have any reason to be crazy.

Unless she's ugly, then we are going to have problems. Fortunately unlike most male protagonists in yandere things, I'm not above punching a woman.

Are there any yandere related things that deal with an ugly girl? It feels like one of those things that would have been done by now.

>>9905936
I can see her coming from miles away while she cannot see me. Super-easy to avoid.

>>9905936
>mfw baka trying to hunt me down

>>9905936
She doesn't seem like the type that would mellow out if I like her back. I have a feeling this would end with me getting impaled on her horn by accident.

Honestly, I'm fucked. Most likely Komachi will drag me to Shikieiki to do who knows what. Then again, the smart thing to do is resign myself to her and stay near her at all times praying she doesn't get angry.

>>9905936
I'll become yandere for her as well then.

>>9905936
pretty damn fucked

I think they are super cute, but sadly it is an underexploited archetype.

I specially love that maniac yet submissive voice of theirs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9qw1n83Yqw

>>9905936

I don't think I can handle a yandere goddess.

>>9905936
At least she's real now...

>>9905958
Well this won't end well.

>>9905969
Look on the bright side.

You can have all the yakitori you could want!

>>9905936
A better question would be: Your least favorite 2hu is now yandere for you.

How fucked are you?

>>9905949
She'll freeze your legs so you can't run from her when she finds you.

i like

>>9906015
Well...

Fuck.

>>9906015

It'd be some character I constantly forget about like Orange or Large Toad or Mizunowhatever his name is, they can't do crap to me.

>>9906015
I don't have any pictures of Rumia.

But she won't want to eat me now, so I guess I'd actually be able to appreciate how cute she is now.

>>9906026
Doesn't she fly around in a sphere of darkness? Though she does go around regularly at night...

>>9906015
That might make her suddenly much more appealing

Help me /jp/.
There was a hentai manga were a mother was yandere for her son. She had sex with him and tricked the kid's classmate into seeing them. She ripped her love letter.
I can't find it on sad panda or anywhere else

>please respond

>>9906015
I will stand and fight while dual wielding cans of bug spray.

They're great when they have their own personality in addition to being in deep love with somebody.
When their love is all their is to their personality (like that no-personality bitch Koharu) then they're fucking boring.

>>9906063
Someone actually saved my stupid drawing? Huh. I'm flattered.

>>9906072
And thank you for drawing it my good man. There were surprisingly no pictures of Wriggle getting bug sprayed and you changed that.

Loyalty is an endearing trait.

>>9906078
Yes it is. All I've ever really wanted in a woman was a servant who was loyal to the point of insanity.

>>9906078
Loyalty is a trait I hardly see in women these days. Hell, even in my own mom.

i like their facial expressions

Yandere are fantastic.

>>9906055
Sauce?

I haven't seen a yandere I didn't like. I wouldn't mind putting my life in the hands of one.

>>9906075
Unsurprisingly, you didn't look very hard.

>>9905936
what would happen to me

>>9906124
Looks playful and therefore doesn't count.

>>9906078
>>9906099
Loyalty isn't something you'll ever see in women. That is only a trait expected from men, where kings and lords would have men lay their lives on their lords behalf solely on loyalty and respect.
Similarly, love isn't something a woman can experience. Romantic love as you know it was invented by male writers.

>>9906131
Marrying for love was a luxury that only poor people had back in the days. Lords and other important people had to marry other important people to make their family stronger no matter how much they didn't like it. It's probably why they had concubines and mistresses. You put your seed into your wife to make kids then you bang that hot chick you hired to live with you because you don't want to touch your wife more than you have to.

>>9906122
Kochiya Sanae wa Yuganderu

>>9906150
Are there any other ones like this?

>>9906150
Thanks, you made my night.

How can Shiki be yandere if she will never show you any love?

>>9905936
Oh man I am ready for your love Satori.

>>9905936
Oh God, considering mine is Yukari, I'm fucked in the 4th dimension.

Captcha: Inseperable Partners

>>9906226
>>9906232
Now do your least favorite.

>>9906240
What if I don't have a least favorite touhou?

>>9906250
I'll be sad.

>>9906259
I don't know if I have a least favorite touhou.

The true appeal of yanderes isn't when they're beautiful and attractive and madly in love with you. It's when they're freakishly ugly and unattractive in every possible way and they're madly in love with you.

Imagine a brutally ugly girl who doesn't have one good thing going for her and you know you'll never love who kills your friends and family and maybe even the pretty girl you actually like.

>>9906240
It's too difficult to think of a least favorite Touhou,

>>9906325
fujoshi in disguise detected.

>>9906325
Stop... Projecting? I don't know the right word for this but just stop, its not our fault you're ugly.

>>9906355
>>9906342
Huh? I think you're misunderstanding something. I'm not saying all yanderers should be ugly. I'm saying the only time a yandere is truly effective (as in scary as heck) is when they're ugly and unattractive. Nobody's scared or thinks weirdly of a beautiful 10/10 girl who's deeply in love with them.

>>9906325
Ew. Care to explain your reasoning?

>>9906355
The real /jp/sie self-inserts into the yandere, nerd.

What if two yanderes like each other?

>>9906371

I'd be scared if a beautiful girl killed people I cared about.

>>9906379
Deep rabu.

>>9906383
Why would you care about anyone else?

>>9906035
Knowing this about Yuuka is the first step to understanding your love for Yuuka.

it's basically her modus operandi in my mind anyway so hey

>>9906371
This is true. That's why I never understood why the male is always so resistant of them. I like the concept of yandere but hate the execution of it in most things.

>>9906403

I guess I'm just weird like that.

>>9906383
Joke is on the beautiful girl, I don't care about many people. She'd kill 2 people tops and once she's killed them it will be up to her to let me l mooch off of her.

I love crazy yanderes~

it is a very lovely trait that is just ..... attractive!

wwww

>>9906445
Hi Sparky. I'm following you, you know~

>>9906454

>>9906445
Post the one with the hair.