/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No.

I still don't understand why they can't sell complete fuckable bodies with at least a head.

>>9871575
The faces would look awful.

Customs going to send you to jail

>>9871577
I don't hail from the land of clapping.

Forgot to mention, it's only one remotely decent that I managed to find on Kanojo.

>>9871584
Americlap is it?

>>9871575

They do, and they're extremely expensive, thousands of dollars even.

Unless you're talking about like a miniature sized doll completely made out of the same material as the onahole or something, which would look retarded.

I probably couldn't get done using it because I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing.

>>9871584
But I, and several other people from New Jersey, own a secret twin tales.

>>9871575
But they do.

Some of them are ridiculously expensive. I'm talking the prices of a shitty car.

>>9871610

>New Jersey

South Jersey?

>>9871618
I spoke to someone from Cape May this morning, but no, I'm up in Middlesex.

>>9871575
They do. They cost a lot.

>>9871608
They do this too.
I'm sure someone will post a gif of the small dolls getting fucked at some point.
I've seen a Haruhi one, Saber ones.
In fact, I am sure there was a website with those small dolls posted a while back. At least, I think that is what they were.
It could be people were just modding onaholes in to these dolls, honestly no idea.

I have no idea where I saved it, not even going to bother looking, will take hours to find again.
Seriously need to organize older files, so many, so naive in thinking saving 1000 files with any name per folder was an acceptable idea.

>>9871623
>>9871610
>>9871618
>New Jersey
How do you people do it? How can you put up with such a shithole?

On topic , is there a price difference between the various distributers? Any particular ones have a bigger selection?

I've always been curious whenever these threads pop-up.

>>9871626
>They do this too.
the one's you're talking about only have the onahole for the lower body and use different materials for the other parts

>>9871618
Shit who said Jersey?
Can we have /jp/ meetup?

And yes OP, buy that it looks nice.
Is it cheaper than twin tales?

>>9871563
It depends; how badly do you want to be arrested?

>>9871637

I never said I like it here, but my family is here, and I don't really want to go anywhere far away from that.

Personally I live in a huge tourist trap community, I really hate north jersey, but I've become very fond of low-middle-class white neighborhoods in south jersey, just can't stand the highly Hispanic/black areas, which the town I live in is.

>>9871672

>>9871575
I've only found this one picture, and can't find any more info. The english-speaking doll forums don't want to talk about it since young dolls are pretty much taboo there.

>>9871761

Those stains...

>>9871773
I don't see any.

>>9871794

Your monitor has low contrast ratio tilt it backward; the abdomen and inner thighs are covered in faint stains.

>>9871563

I was thinking about buying it too OP.

Make a review if you get it.

>>9871804
aren't those just jpg artefacts?

>>9871623

>living in Middlesex
>not being in based Edison

You are doing it all wrong.

>>9871804
Doesn't look like semen to me.

>>9871820

Nah, pretty clear cum stains.

>>9871804
those look more like manufacturing defects or it's just damaged

>>9871830

Looks exactly like dried semen to me.

i see no semen

>>9871804

Your stupid.

>>9871830
That doll looks like milk when she puts too much make up.

>>9871860

Everyone but me is wrong.

>>9871830
how big/how much are those dolls?

>>9871761
Even in dolls people get their pantsu in a bunch over lawli?
How pathetic.

>>9871828
Why aren't you guys NEETing it up on the central Jersey shore?

I want one of those rodeo machines she's sitting on. I bet it feels really good on your abs, and it looks really erotic.

>>9871903

Pedophilia is a CRIME.

>>9871761
damn, that's freaky looking.

some of those lolidolls look really fuckable though.

>>9871903
They somehow think that it will make people want real girls.
Pretty foolish if you ask me.
You don't see people go from Heroin to Tobacco.

Dolls are superior to real girls anyway.

>>9871910

Why, because that isn't how you spell it?

>>9871910
No, actually it isn't.

>>9871914
....or so I've heard

>>9871914
>Dolls are superior to real girls anyway.
In all probability, fucking a real girl is probably more pleasurable than fucking a doll.

>>9871915
>>9871917

Sick fucks, go commit sudoku.

>>9871918
I heard real vaginas are inferior to fake ones.
Fake ones are designed to just feel good, while real ones are like sloppy and gross.

>>9871918
not if you get the heated ones with the beads and the undulating motor.

>>9871918
Only if you legitimately care about each other.

>>9871925
>I heard
those neckbeards you talk to aren't really reliable source bro

>>9871910
no it's not
being a pedophile is not the same as being a child molester

>>9871934
try admitting to being one on 4chan and see how the mods react.

>>9871924
Is that necessary? Some people are into rape.

>>9871925
I've heard this, but at the end of the day, there's more to sex with a doll/person than just the hole/vagina.

>>9871943

I don't think they particularly care what people say, outside of the OP.

>>9871943
Mods that were chosen by moot to rid the site of weirdos.

Aren't there warnings on some of these that say with repeated use you may be unable to properly perform with an actual woman?

pedophile /= child molester.
Other wise people who are bibliophiles must molest books.
It's retarded that people can't use words in the correct way and instead jam new meanings on to them.

>>9871956

That's probably just marketing, and who would care about that if they are buying an onahole anyway?

>>9871956

Why?

>>9871963
To get advertisers.
Thats the word on the street, anyway.

>>9871963
I'm guessing because >>9871925

>>9871953

That's why you get a dakimakura.

>>9871959
homophobia is a fear of monotony, not an feeling of revulsion to faggotry.

>>9871971
but you can't hump a daki without damaging yourself
Traumatic masturbatory syndrome i think it's called

Any Canadians brave draconian censorship laws and order a loli hole yet?

>>9871761
>customs calls wanting to know why there's a body with no skeleton in your package showing up on their x-ray machine.
>your parents answer the call

>>9872001
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>>9872001

Epic meme text and hidden surprise bar.

>>9871990
I have two and live in BC. They've never opened any of my packages.

>>9872010
>>9872006
forgot i'm on one of the few "no memes/fun allowed" boards. both of you should relax.

>>9872022

Epic use of irony, friend.

>>9872022
You should never act like an idiot regardless of what board you're on.

>>9871976
>homophobia is a fear of monotony
I think I have this. Whenever I try to escape my NEET lifestyle by going to school or finding a job, I end up feeling so distressed by the idea of spending every single day for years to come like that, that I end up quitting. And then as I continue being a NEET, I feel distressed by my days being exactly the same unless I find some escape from it.

>>9872022

Stupid nerd.

I have actually had things spoiled for me because I automatically moused over spoilers on /jp/.
It's no laughing matter.

>>9872022
Just report them.

>>9872045
That's why rules are in place to prevent these kinds of things.

9872006

>hidden surprise bar.

Truly... epic.

I will ensure to incorporate this terminology into my future posts.

>>9872006

They are called meme arrows, you stupid newfag.

I can guarantee intercourse and orgasms themselves are great and better than using hand but it's completely up to you, to decide if it's worth more than 50$.

Soft one (left) is really great, stimulating and tight at the same time; you can feel the whole structure if you don't use too much of the lube and it's really pleasant.

Hard one (right) is the same with minor changes - material is obviously a little harder, tighter too at the same time, but it's a little less stimulating and you can't feel the structure as good as in the soft one.

I'd rate both of them at 9/10; but the only comparison I have is the 'seven' and my hand.

If you have to choose between one of them, take the soft version, it's newer and superior, at least in my opinion.
I also think you should take a look at the sujiman (https://en-nls.com/pict1-31187?c2=9999)) or the Girl in the Box (https://en-nls.com/pict1-32178?c2=9999)), sujiman had really good feedback and girl in the box is supposed to be very good also (according to my sensei Descartes, he had an accident with it and I hope it was just factory defect that is not common; check the archive for more details on that).
. details on that).

Where my NJ friends at?
I'm up by Newark now.

The girls are always too cute for me to want to defile

>>9872174
Nigga you gunna get shot!
C'mon down to Monmouth.

>>9871761
Ew, gross. The face isn't ridiculous enough to make it fun. I'd rather just have the pussy and legs.

>>9872164

Thanks anon.

>>9872164
How do those compare to twin tales?
Anyone have both?

>>9872297
Sorry, I didn't own twintails. According to RDC differences are rather minor. Twintails are lose; usual in tightness while tsurupetas are tighter. I was told it's 95-98% as good or even better, so I think you should base your decision on whether you want something more lose or tight, if the former - get twintails, if latter - tsurupeta. Please note that most loli holes lack penetration as they're usually only ~12cm on average.

>>9872164
holy shit get out viral devs

next time try not being so obvious that you are being paid to post this

>>9872022
You should never forget where you are. Ever.

In fact, forget you were here, go somewhere else.

Learn to type like a normal person and stop misusing a feature like a moron.
A citation of events != a quotation, no matter how far you stretch English.
/lit/ must cry every day when it sees greentext stupidity. Mind you, I have no idea, for all I know /lit/ could be filled with pretentious faggots.

>>9872363
>I have no idea, for all I know /lit/ could be filled with pretentious faggots.

It is.

>>9872022

Then go back to /b/ or /sp/

They are the only ones who still accept that

>>9872297
i have both and i'd say the tsurupeta is a little better

>>9872373
Oh boy.

>>9872375
Well, /v/ still does. And /r9k/ if I remember correct.
That was the board all those people were pushed to when it got revived, especially people on /v/.
But even as all those people did eventually leave, the board still got worse. It is basically unbrowseable now.
I just hide all posts and view images.

>>9872347
I want something tighter but I also don't want to tear the hole...
There is a slight tear in my twin tails that I have since repaired but I don't know how well it will hold.

>>9872423
this
it's more durable and tighter

>>9872416
Tsurupeta is much more durable compared to Twin Tales.

>>9872416
I had no problem with tsurupetas if it comes to durability, at least so far. I used each of them about 5 times, just be careful to not move it too far, don't 'over-penetrate' it, I'm always very cautious about that.

>>9872423
>>9872425
I don't have to worry about dick size?

>>9872460
if you're normal sized, then no

Puni Virgin was the surprise winner for me the this year.

Bought it out from a whim and ended up being the best onahole released this year (so far).

Feels good man.

>>9872566
Blasphemy!

>>9872566
no explosion?

>>9872566
I don't get it.

>>9871918
>fucking a real girl is probably more pleasurable than fucking a doll.
You're already resorting to such a lame excuse?

>>9872646

Granted I've never fucked either, I would have to agree.

I just can't imagine it feeling better, but it might.

Does anyone know if Meiki has an official site?

>>9872646
Actually there were anons in the past threads claiming that onaholes feel better than real girls. Actual guys like YN10RDY who were married in the past said that fucking a real girl is like banging a "warm, slopy wet hole" and was supposed to be quite a 'disgusting' feeling.

I've had sex(with a girl) before, and let me tell you, using my hand is way better. Lots of pre-cum too.

Sex is just like when you find a really amazing doujin on exhentai but you end it up cumming on page 5 and when is loading.

Or maybe it was because I was drunk as HELL.

I bet an onahole feels amazing.

>>9872718
I've had sex(with a girl) before, and let me tell you, using my hand is way better.

Same here, it's really not worth the hassle

I'm not sure what I'm seeing on this site ... what's with the prices?

http://www.isex-shop.com/search.php?encode=YToyOntzOjg6ImtleXdvcmRzIjtzOjM6Ik5QRyI7czoxODoic2VhcmNoX
2VuY29kZV90aW1lIjtpOjEzNTAxNzY1MjI7fQ==

I really wanna order some loli onaholes, because tenga stuff is just too big.
I live in canada though so I'm kind of afraid of getting them checked and get into legal problems...
have any of you canadabros ordered loli ona holes before?

>>9872819
¥ is also used for the Chinese Yuan (元), which a person might reasonably guess a Chinese site would be using and try google.

>>9872858
>loli onaholes, because tenga stuff is just too big.
>too big
oh wow how embarrassing

>>9872858
>canada
I bought one and got it shipped here. I took a risk. Customs didn't open it but I have had customs open my stuff before for figs. I live in the exact same city where someone got caught importing loli ero-manga. He was labelled a sex offender and all the horrible things associated with it.

Read this. Scroll down to the person convicted from Alberta: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography_laws_in_Canada

I have heard that the custom officers in Vancouver are quite anal.

You WILL be taking a risk if you order one.

>>9872885
it is indeed shamefur dispray

>>9872894

>someone got caught importing loli ero-manga. He was labelled a sex offender and all the horrible things associated with it.

THEY'RE FUCKING CARTOONS! What kind f shit hole country ...

>labelled a sex offender and all the horrible things associated with it

That's ridiculous...

>>9872894

I wonder if I would go to jail for using sadpanda in Canada, because it really seems like the police over there have nothing better to do.

>>9872894

Why don't they just start sending people who play CoD to prison for murder ...

>>9872926
same country that gave us this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fiMg8N79Us

http://www2.macleans.ca/2012/05/01/a-room-of-their-own-2/

They are big on the whole thought police bullshit.

>>9872425
>>9872423
>>9872460
My Tsurupeta's already started tearing at the opening, which I've had to repair several times so the tear doesn't' get bigger. They're also notoriously hard to clean.

In terms of "over-penetration", they hold up quite well.

>>9872949
don't give people any ideas

I used to live in central.
Is Hoboken guy still around?

how long until we all have our thoughts monitored 24/7 by the police and get sent to jail for having any law breaking thoughts?

>>9872894
>Vancouver

They have never opened any of my packages.

>>9873135
about 12 years ago

>>9872894
>police arrested a 26 year old Edmonton, Alberta man named Gordon Chin for importing Japanese magazine (manga) depicting explicit child sexuality.
Holy fuck, I live in Edmonton. I would never order a loli manga, but it's still frightening to see these types of laws being enforced a just because the public thinks it's gross/weird or whatever.

>>9873275
>They have never opened any of my packages.
its not like there wont be some people that have not had their stuff opened by customs, like yourself (me too for that matter). also its not like they are going to be opening every package from japan. there is a chance it may eventually happen though.

like >>9872894 , i heard its strict but to what extent im not sure. im not sure how they actually determine what package is more likely to be opened than another. would a poorly filled out customs label be more likely to be opened? is there a quota for stuff to be examined from a certain country? gotta open every 100th package? completely random?

im sure they are more interested in things like drugs than a sex toy but if some normalfag opens your package and sees some naked loli on the box and a sex toy is inside you are going to be in shit

>>9872718
>>9872737
How does it feel to know that you are forever exiled from the realm of magic?

>>9873559
wait ... requesting clarification of wizarding rules. Do I lose wizardom if I have had a blowjob, eaten 2 girls out etc?

or just penetration virginity.

also, quality thread would post again.

>>9873637
Cease and desist posting immediately.

>>9873637
>eaten 2 girls out
Why does this sound so disgusting, just the phrase itself... I'm already getting sick

Onaholes feel better than sex. Women get tighter the longer they don't have sex, but that's only in the first one or two inches on their vagina. Past that, they're all loose. I copulated with a 3D that masturbated with a large Mag-Lite and she was loose, but after she started using a Corona bottle, she was tighter. I also didn't feel any difference between vaginal and anal. In any case, I couldn't orgasm because I'm on a high dose of SSRI and anti-psychotic.

This is Brilliant!

>>9873827
Why are you ingesting poison? If you want to kill yourself so bad, there are faster and easier ways.

Are there any tight ona holes (deaht grip sufferer) that you can buy in Canada that don't trigger the thought police?

I just want something to stick my dick into not a package.

>>9874249
>don't trigger the thought police
any of them.

most of the places we order from can have the box destroyed and only send the sex toy. be -absolutely clear- with them that you want the box destroyed and only want the cocksleeve

unless you are completely autistic and need the box you can completely avoid being put onto the registered sex offenders list

>>9872894
I got the seven and seventeen in a while back and customs opened it. They took off some of the plastic that nls puts over the items so they could see what was inside, but otherwise let it through without issue.

I've had customs open a bunch of things, and even had a package (eroge) held for investigation once. They let that pass though, so I got some good insight into what they're looking for. Canada customs will only block something for loli art if it's a slam dunk argument, and for that, they're looking for identifying features that would let them say at a glance how bad it is. 'The girl on the package looks young' doesn't really hold for them or likely court either as it needs to be beyond reasonable doubt. They're looking for stated ages, visual queues (ex: the press release for gordon chen mentioned specifically 'girls in diapers'), or something that they can point to as basis for an argument. Some loli onaholes might have packaging that actually meet those criteria, but nls usually shows the packaging so you can get a good idea before hand. I was a bit worried that the 'seven' would be an issue but it looks like they didn't give it much more than a passing glance.

Anyways I recently got the sujiman, and it's pretty good. Unfortunately the insert doesn't look like it got molded completely straight, so mine is visibly weaker on one side than the other. Worried it might tear if I'm not careful.

>>9874391
seven any good? thinking of getting it + some tenga eggs and a bunch of lube but thats a lot of dosh for some fake pussy.

I edge for hours ... will I just ruin a hole in a couple days like that?

>everyone used to have literal hard ons for the tenga flip
>Come back a few weeks later and there are a trillion favorite ona sholes.

ARTIFICIAL PUSSY TECHNOLOGY GENTLEMEN... we have reached singularity.

>>9874448

Is the Fliphole worth getting nowadays?

>>9874413
I've heard people say good things about the seven, but I didn't really like it that much. Main reason is there's a fairly hard corner just on the inside that I found irritating, but your milage may vary. I think the design is a bit dated these days anyways, most of the newer ones don't use straight/cylindrical type insert molds anymore.

>>9874457
waht do you suggest?


4.5" circumference, 5.5"-6.0" length

needs to be durable for long sessions (2hrs +) and last a while.

>>9871983
Jesus fuck. What have i done?

>>9874448
Who are you quoting, nerd?

Puni Hole looks promising. How good is it in comparison to tsurupetas?

>>9872363
/lit/ uses greentext a hell of a lot and don't really give a shit about spelling or grammar unless you're criticising someone on theirs.

Has anyone from the UK tried ordering one of those loliholes? I am seriously considering it and need to know how my chances will fare with customs.

>>9876552
you can ask them to remove the box

>>9876559
That could work. I would like the boxart but I suppose I can always try and print out my own.

Thought loli holes were legal in America?

>>9878888

Holes yes, artwork no

How bad is the box for the Secret Twin Tales?

I think most of the trouble can be avoided if you specifically ask for the box art to be removed.

>>9879105
>>9878888

If you're buying it, from say.. NLS, leave a note when you order saying to remove it from the box, and throw away said box before sending it off.

I'm too autistic to not have a box. Can you bring them into the country if you buy it in Japan?

>>9879486
That is even worse.

You can be arrested instead of just having the stuff confiscated.

So does only the Canadian government open packages or do they all do it?
I'm an American't.

>>9879722
American customs will open your package too.

>TFW no shota holes in the thread

>>9880425

Epic meme arrows bro.

>>9879218
The back of the box on either Secret Twin Tale is the loli completely naked with her vagina hidden but covered in semen, and visible otherwise. That said I imported the whole package to New York a couple of months ago, after reading a lot of people do the same in the US. Bit nerve wrecking, but I wanted the box. There's some pictures of the box on gelbooru if you search "artificial_vagina" and "box."

>>9872894
>Edmonton, Alberta for loli manga
Holy fuck that hits close to home, literally.

>>9876552
Well, I got Love Body Aki and she looks /l/ as hell on the cover.

I looked through lots of topics still I can't find an answer. I'm seriously interested to order one but I'm afraid of possible problems with customs and laws. I moved to EU country some time ago so I don't know how to check if it's ok to order. I'm thinking about asking to remove box and other notes before shipping but I'm not sure if it's enough.

>>9887350
>I moved to EU country some time ago so I don't know how to check if it's ok to order.
would help if you said which country

>>9887366
There's only two countries in the world. America and not America.

>>9872423
this.
>>9872972
>They're also notoriously hard to clean
It's around 10cm deep, you can clean it using a single finger.

>>9887350
> I can't find an answer
The answer is in your heart.
The only reason not to buy one would be something along the line of pic related.

>>9887366
Finland

>>9887496
Not sure that I got what you meant. Actually, before reading all these topics would buy it without any hesitations but now I'm freaked out to have serious problems if I do. That's the only reason.

>>9887587
[this is where that ebin ASCII art copy paste would go if I hadn't deleted it and weren't too lazy to go on the archive for it]

>>9887350
If you buy some from the local store or another country in EU you will be save and is custom free.

>>9887623
Just like fucking a limbless newborn baby!

I'd fuck it

>>9887634
Great. How many people will now think about your comment while using it?

>>9887587
>Finland
they're not illegal in finland so you dont need to worry about that
you might have to pay taxes though

>>9887587
Well I dont know about Finland, but as far as scandinavia goes, Sweden have seen a previous court case so going by stare decisis: Any drawing where the character age isn't mentioned isn't considered CP.
So a 900 year old vampire in a loli body is legal.

I actually wrote a full lengh serious answer, but your post looked like a bad troll/shitposting.
If you really did your homework and read throyugh the archive, then it should be clear that many people got their kana&other loli hole safetly.

The only thing you'd risk is not picking up your lolihole thus losing the money invested IF you experience ALL these:
A) custom check your package.
B) custom actually open your package instead of simply slapping their bill on it.
C) custom employee decides to do some extra paperwork to feel better about himself.

So, you effectively have less than 1‰ chance of getting caught.

>>9887623
Custom fees and a better customer support are the only reason to.

>>9887644
It's awwwwwwright.

Anon who was worried about possible weak spots in the Lilith onaholes here

I eventually decided to get the Lilith Uterus (soft) and the Lilith spiral wave (normal) and can't find any problems with the material.

>>9887647
That's good.

>>9887654

Sorry if that looked like troll. I've never posted on 4chan before so it might be the reason. If you have some other useful information, it would be great to hear.

A lot of people said that they're from US where it's safe. There were some guys from EU who ordered and didn't have issues but it's obvious that those who had them wouldn't have a chance to post opposite.
So I guess that if I ask to remove box, I shouldn't have any problems, right?

>>9887746
>So I guess that if I ask to remove box, I shouldn't have any problems, right?
loli is not illegal in finland so you dont need to do that

>>9887711
Isn't the end of the tunnel of the Lilith spiral wave super thin ?
Mine broke on the third use, but it was soft version.
Also, isn't the Lilith spiral wave normal too aggressive in term of stimulation ?
And how comfortable is the Lilith uterus soft ?
Normal is a bit too hard

>>9887746
A couple of person in the EU got theirs without problem, me included.
Also this >>9887800

>>9887800
>>9887814
Ok, thanks guys. Still I can pretend that it wasn't me who ordered it.

>>9887814
No, the back wall on the spiral wave seems fine, but the stimulation is *really* intense. Definitely not something you want to use every day.
I didn't really try the uterus, so I can't say anything about it yet, but it's about as soft as the Meiki monster (which is the softest onahole I've had so far)

>>9887814
My lilith spiral seems fine at the end.

>>9887654

Keep up with the times. Supreme court in Sweden stated that only 1 of those pictures were breaking the rules, and it was the one that looked like someone took a photo and airbrushed it.

I've also had none of my packages being visibly opened the last 2 years when it comes to items from Japan (mainly figures). So it seems hard to really get in trouble over mailed items in Sweden.

>>9872290
I think it's extremely hot. Nice and realistic looking. It would be kind of creepy if it were anime style.

>>9872566

What a strange way to throw away money

>>9871626

Did he just say 'modding' onaholes.. A whole new level of faggotry.

>>9889201
I know right? Those turbonerds should get girlfriends like us.

>>9889324
Get a girlfriend and stick an onahole in her vagina?

>>9889333
Molded girls > Real girls
Get on with the times grandpa.

Guys I need to know where I can buy a full body onahole.

>>9889347
lots of places
they also cost a lot

>>9889347 full body onahole
Like, an onahole so large you can use it as a sleeping bag?

>>9889398
It has legs and arms and a face too
>>9889377
Tell me you cunt

How long do Tenga Eggs usually last, /jp/?

>>9889409
i dont think you have 6000 bux

>>9889429
I do, I saved up for just this and now I need to know where to buy one.

>>9889440
http://aidoll.4woods.jp/en/order/

>>9889426
at least 20 uses.

>>9893565
Looks cheap

>>9893584
like your mom

>>9893605
Na, she don't cost as much as a doll you fuck.

Also, I've heard her blowjobs are great because she has no teeth. Gumjobs, oooooooo.

>>9893656
Have you no shame?

>>9872017
Which ones do you have?
I'm thinking of getting a couple but I'm not sure of the legality

>>9871563

why the fuck does this make me think of Mr. Saturn

>>9871618

lol south nj fag here to

>>9887623
Oh my god where can I buy this?
NJ rules

Just used my FH for the first time after saving 2 days worth of cum. It was like reaching nirvana or enlightenment or something.

>>9893739

BeCAUs3 Y0U W1SH T0 FUcK mR. SATurN, ZOOM!

H-H3NtAi!

I wonder if there's a script for writing in actual Mr. Saturn font..

>>9889474
These things don't even have mouth orifices let alone anal.
America does it better.

>>9894608
Are you blind or just trying to troll?

>>>/gif/5228000

>>9889440
here's another place: artetokio.com

>>9894166

Well, that's just lovely.

>>9872894

Are people arrested for Sadpanda in Canada?

After about a month, the backordered soloflesh I ordered came today and so did I. The heat and weight of it felt very, very good.

I have tried and discarded a fleshlight (didn't care for it too much) and have a Meiki Angel and a Sujiman Kupa Roa. Compared with those, the soloflesh really impressed me. I do have something of a butt fixation though...not anal but the butt itself.

What is /jp/s opinion on the following holes?
-First day of school
-Onaho Fairy
-Puni Virgin
-Open My Pussy!
-Superb Fella 2
-Smooth & Flat Girl's Laboratory

In the past, I have used the Twintales, the OreImo parody hole, 17 Evo and the Raildex parody hole. I enjoyed twintales and Raildex ones, but the other two were meh. I plan to buy two holes, but I want them to last. Even with good care of my twintales, they were destroyed after 4 months of sue or so. I also enjoy a nice and tight vacuum .

So can I really get arrested or questioned for trying to buy one of these in the US? Also please link to where I can purchase.

is being a hobo in glorious nippon a viable career? I want to have a big ass sack full of video games and ona holes over my back.

Anyone have any experience with the Lilith Spiral Dots? A review site said it was more intense than the Waves, and I'm looking for lots of stimulation

Can't find a website that delivers to the US and allows me to request that the box not be included.

>>9887654
Sweden != Finland.

>>9887746
If you want to avoid a trip to the customs office, remember to make an order (or orders, if you're buying several things) below 43 euros (post fees included) to avoid paying VAT. Also now is a really good time to order, because due to political faggotry the limit will be reduced to 22 euros around new year.

Also if you ever order any this kind of stuff from local Internet shops and you live near a city, SmartPost is a great choice for anonymous, zero-embarrassment receiving of packages. Their availability is severely smaller if you live outside of the metropolitan area though.

>>9901506
I ordered them with the box and I'm pretty much ok.

>>9871672
Glorious.

we n/jp/ should meet up and have a weekly onahole gathering

>>9901631
Hm, I wasn't familiar with VAT limits, thanks. I hope to get before limit reduction. So it seems I have to order separately if the price exceeds it.

>>9899570
I'd love to hear about it in more details.

>>9901383
All of those are good mid range onahole. Except maybe for the super fella 2 & onaho fairy, I didn't do any info gathering on those.
Out of that list, I can only speak for the Laboratory one.
It's small and tight and one of the best toy in term of visual aspect.
Regarding its durability, I haven't had any problem so far, but I haven't been using it as much as other holes, it's good but not my favourite kind.

For good succion and durability, I'd simply recommend the kashin ver.3.

>>9901503
I haven't seen anyone in here that does own one.

>>9901631
My dull mind can only go as far as Scandinavia = Scandinavia


On other news
>We are sorry to hear that your item got broke for the first use.
>However we can not replace any items after customer used it for the nature of the special toys.
NLS customer support a shit.

>>9902660
Thaanks. I think I'll be cutting the kupaa from my list. After seeing the product on onaho.net, it seems less desirable.

>>9902098
We should share onaholes

>>9902660
no sympathies for big western penises

Wink JP weekend

>>9903506
how is the puni ana DX?

>>9903506
You listed sujiman & tsubomi twice.

>>9903506
So, which is your favorite?

>>9903506

Where are Cirno's wings dude

>>9903506
Fuck me god. Holy shit.

>>9903506
This is what Heaven looks like.

I'm sure of it.

>>9871563
Source faggot

>>9903506
You better tell us where do you work at so we can get that much pussy too.

>>9903506
Hahaha, he has an Intuos- with that much money, why not just bump it up into a Cintiq already?

>>9903550
Some onas looks very good and feels bad as empty hole. My favorite is not listed. I rebuild the ona to improve sexual function now it looks bad and feels more realistic.
>>9903736
Here is an old picture of me. Painting with real colors are awesome.

>>9903995
You're fingernails are short.

>>9903518
please respond

>>9903995
Are you Swedish? You must be, with all that Swedish gold.

What is the most discreet onahole?

I am extremely paranoid about people finding it. I'm not interested in locking it up, because I'm afraid someone might find the key and get in.

>>9902660
Before filling, it starts out about 4" x 8" or so. It can hold about a gallon-1.5 gallons max, so you can imagine it would get quite large and weighty.

The entrance closes up do to the pressure of the water against it. The walls of the hole do not have ridges or nubs, just a very, very light texture difference.

Most of the sensation of it comes from sliding into the warm, yielding, pressure of it. It was a lot different than using the onaholes I already have in that the butt is pretty big and heavy and the weight on me in that area in addition to sliding into the heat of it was very nice.

The weight of it made it kind of different too, as it weighs 10 or more pounds when full, it's not really something you pound with one hand. It was nice being able to set it on my lap while reclining and rock it back and away on me.

I have to say the feel of the ass of it in my hands was also very nice and when I slipped out of it, it felt good on the outside as well as kind of a dry humping kind of sensation.

The skin of it is not like the normal onaholes I have where they get sticky and need to be powdered after washing.

All in all, of the 4 holes that I have used, I am very much looking forward to going back to it the most.

I would consider myself kind of sensitive penis wise and over stimulation would be painful. The Meiki Angel was uncomfortable for me after a while of using, the Sujiman Kupa Roa was pretty nice, but the Soloflesh seems to be at my 'just right' spot.

The water in the sleeve reaches all the way up to the entrance so it would work well with small penises as well as accommodate large ones with no advantage to one or the other.

>>9904035
The ona is not unboxing.

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Come on guys, show me that you are experts!

>>9904141
Make it unbox

>>9904141
Why are you not telling us your profession?
Come on, man, it's not like we can trace you by telling us your job is `designing pussy' or something.

>>9904325
I would like to say,
1. I'm a onahole tester.
2. I'm a hard working man.
3. I'm a onahole gatherer.

>>9904610
>working
So all just material shit and no time or love for it. Meh, should've known it.

>>9903506
You got the Hinahole!
...how is it

>>9903506

c-can I come over to your house, anonymous?

>>9903506

Is that Rei?

>>9903506

Which one is the best one?

We want to hear about onahole experiences from NEETs, not from the cirno dude.

>>9904687
The design of hinas hole looks bad and is too soft.
It's not really worth.

>>9904829
If you used a shittier camera we wouldn't be able to see all that dirt on the thing.

>>9904829
Yea when I first saw it my first thought was
"That is not Hina's hole!"

>>9904820

I want a cirno onahole

>>9904610
If you have to work, that sounds like a pretty good job. Does fucking onaholes ever get old?

>>9904820
I'm NEET and I have a few onaholes. What would you like to know?

>>9904610
I'd work as a onahole tester too, but it's all about nepotism. Can't you secure me a spot ?
Jokes asides, I'd like to know wether your girl in the box / 箱詰め娘 also suffers from factory defects that would lead to the bottom part dislodging such as in >>9887496.

In the promotional videos they seemed to hold the part that had fallen off with their finger; so maybe it's a known defect of the model. Though, mine had an air bubble trapped in the structure, so I simply may have been unlucky.

>>9904853
Do you have a fridge to make that ice hymen ?

What's the difference between ubu virgin and puni virgin? They state that the rib structure inside is the same and yet, one is significantly more expensive than the other.

>>9904853

There is one, but I've lost the link. It was also only like 900 yen or something so it's probably pretty horrible.

>>9906710
One is years old (ubu virgin), while the other is more recent, thus improved design/materials; or at least you'd expect so from a newer version.
>>9906734
Yeah, it's one of those cheap ones.

Alrighty guys, I attempted to dry the inside of my Kana with an old t-shirt, and it left a green stain. How do I dry the inside of my holes?

>>9909038
You know that little fan thing on your laptop that comes on when it gets too hot?

>>9909038
Don't use a green shirt but a microfiber towel; preferably white ?

>>9909109
I meant it left a green stain on my white shirt.

>>9909114
Theres nothing green in mine. Maybe your twin tales caught the GRIDS.

>>9909114
Wash it before it grows mold ?
I never had this happen to me before in all those years.
Any idea what the stain could be ?

Worst I had is those black spot growing on the tenga flip hole. And of course the fucking oil leaking and leaving stains.

>>9909239
I cleaned out my old kashin onahole and put it away because I was replacing it. I decided to take it out one day on a whim and found a huge black spot at the end of the tunnel. I couldn't clean it off at all and I have no idea what it is.

>>9910114

It's your filthy spawn, you have to feed it with blood and semen daily now.