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Someone will probably write a story with a keine-type soo enough, since we already have the mokotan.

>>989563
>canon

Lol

>>989630
Yukkuri canon.

Letty-types have a full body and tend to drink tea for some reason only known to themselves. And they smirk. Alot.

If there's a Letty-type, there must be a Lily-type.

>>989682

Spring it easy?

>wiki
wat

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>>989693
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Yukkuri_shiteitte_ne!

I want to see more nice yukkuris being treated as pets instead of toys. They're like a mix inbetween a slime and a floating skull, which is awesome.

>>989724
>nice yukkuris
There are no nice yukkuris. Except for Yukakkuri, she's awesome.

>>989724
Now imagine picking it up with your hands while it's moving around.

HIDEOUS PIG DISGUSTING FLESH BALL. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

>>989696
You can't take it easy.

>>989733
I can imagine the feeling being like that of a somewhat deflated stretched out softball. That moves and talks. Which is incredibly awesome.

Plus, they're distantly related to the gelatinous cube.

>>989755
oh man that's hot

>>989755
>gelatinous cube

CREATIVE IMPULSE ALERT.

>>989778
... I hereby request a /tg/ short about a mage's factory raising gelatinous cubes for food.

Always a 10x10 room for more jello!

>>989778
Reminds me of a scene in JoJo where Jotaro and Josuke find a bunch of rat melt together in the form of a flesh cube.

A kourin-type has trouble taking it easy and it's always full of rage. (reasons explained bellow) Its catch phrase is "I can't take it easy while you're still alive" (omee ga ikiru kagiri, yukkuri dekinee!)

Kourin types will always attack other kourin types first, but they will also attack other yukkuris if no other Kourin type is present.

Their preferred method of killing other Yukkuris is to suck their inner filling out through their empty eye sockets after first gouging out their eyesballs.

This behavior is explained as twisted jealousy. You see, Kourin types don't have eyes, and its glasses are just there for show.

Kourin types attack other yukkuris for their eyeballs and keep a keep a hidden stash of eyeballs somewhere. Often times, a kourin type will forget the location of his hidden stash and will become angrier than usual.

Stealing a Kourin type glasses will cause them to go berserk and die after one hour.

>>989806
Awesome.

Oozes are too amorphous. Yukkuris more closely fit the aberration type because of the bizarre anatomy and alien mindset. If you look they're more related to the Beholder than anything.

Nitori Kawashiro – Adaptation (Underwater), +1 Swim Speed.

Suwako Moriya – Can attack with its tongue up to 5 ft. away (as Natural Weapon: tentacle).

>>989957
I'm guessing the Nitori head is filled with cucumber paste.

in order to summon a yukkuri you need use the appropriate catalyst that matches the inner filling of the yukkuri

for instance, a yukkureimu would require bean paste, remiriya would require pork, ect

Use the wrong catalyst and you end up with a pile of mouthes and extra eyeballs leaking paste, which can only flop around in place and beg you to kill it.

>>990012

Cool...

I am hot and bothered...

more!

yukkuri shoggoth?

what a discovery

"Mwommy Eirin! Mwommy Eirin!"

A family of yukkuris greeted her as she entered the room. A warm smile and a bag of food were all they needed to accept her as a friend. They had been living there for weeks now, so they all considered her as their mommy, despite their biological mother being in the room as well.

"Hello, Reimu! I see you're taking care of your babies. Do you want some more food?"

As if that needed to be asked, "Yu! We all need food to take it easy! Put it down easy!"

Still beaming a smile, Eirin poured out a bag of yukkuri food into a large bowl in the corner. There was enough room for the small family to all assemble around the bowl, and they spared no time in bouncing happily to their place. A quick headcount(rimshot king) revealed the family was growing quickly- three more than yesterday. Several of the young ones had grown a ribbon on top of their heads, meaning they had hit "puberty" and were now teenagers.

Eirin silently grabbed one of the new teenagers and left the room, closing the door behind her. The creature still had some crumbs around it's mouth, and seemed somewhat stunned that it was being kidnapped in the middle of eating. Eirin covered it's eyes as she whisked it past the numerous glass terrariums and observation windows that filled her laboratory.

"Wow! It got dark all of a sudden! Where are you, mommy Eirin?"

"I'm here, little one." She was in no real hurry to get to the end of the hallway, but a panicking yukkuri was harder to work with. "We're going to a place where you can help me work on something."

"Sit here and try not to move, okay?" She had set it down on the table, "This might hurt a bit, but it won't last long."

"Mommy Eirin, what are you doing? What do you mean it will hurt? I want to take it easy!" It wanted to protest, but it was obedient to Eirin and didn't move.

Eirin had already rigged up the black box with a pair of strange two-sided cables with clamps on each end. A "car battery" and "jumper cables" as Rinnosuke had said, and it was within his ability to tell what they were for;

Electric shock.

"Mommy, those look sharp. What are you doing with them? I want to t-UuuUUUUuuuUuuUUUU!"

Eirin already had her notepad out and was scribbling like a mad artist. Yukkureimu had gone completely rigid and had slightly inflated. Tiny bolts of electricity wove around the clamps and arced to the table and to the poor creature. About twelve seconds in, interesting things began to happen. Yukkureimu seemed to be melting.

>>990122
oh fuck
oh fuck

>>990122
Dammit Eirin, you better not do what I think you're gonna do.

The loud hum that was her attempt at talking while electrocuted faded out and was replaced by a low, slow vibrating hum similar to a quiet air conditioner. Soon, Yukkureimu had melted enough for the clamps to come off and the bolts of electricity had stopped. Eirin pulled away the cables and leaned in to examine what she assumed to be a corpse.

It certainly seemed dead. The eyes, mouth, and hair were more or less intact, unlike melting in water. The only thing that would indicate it being alive was the low hum it continued to produce. Eirin quietly pulled a plastic(who would touch an electrified thing with a metal instrument?) scalpel off of the trolley and dared to poke the mess in front of her. Much to her surprise, the scalpel was sucked out of her hand and the yukkuri began a process later described by Eirin as "I shouldn't have tried to play god."

It began to slowly pull itself back together and reform into a cube. The skin began to turn transparent, the bean paste within it was gone but the scalpel was stuck within it, suspended in some gel. The physical features of the Yukkureimu were likewise sucked into the center. The creature, when it began to calm down, was no larger than a computer monitor. It spent the next few days in a glass box, under observation. Eirin recorded her findings, few as they were, before dumping the horror into the sewers like she did with all of the experiments in the end.

She didn't know what horror she had unleashed upon the underdark. She didn't think it would reproduce or grow. It took hundreds of years for that one experiment to produce enough offspring and cause enough trouble to gain a name.

The gelatinous cube.

>>990122
>>990131
>>990139
P.S. /jp/+/tg/ BFF

>>990139
I love you.

Although I would also suggest having it breed with Myon-types. By which I mean Youmu's ghost. I mean, it's probably even semitransparent!