/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Saber riding a banana is a miracle of the universe

Give me back my pizza thread you little bitch.

Satako eating a banana is a miracle of the universe. I am too lazy to remake this thred.

Is this the pizza thread or the banana thread?

>>9886300
Can we have a sandwich thread?

>>9886300
Both. Bananas on pizza sounds pretty cool.

Why do shops all sell bananas in that unripened green and angular state? It's bullshit, if I buy a banana I want to eat it now, and I can't eat it like that.

>>9886330
I like bananas better when they're more firm and starchy. They're also better for you (more resistant starch), so it's a win-win.

>>9886330
prevents eat-n-runs

>>9886336
Who's to say I can't eat the unripe fruit?

>>9886338
Because people will know or otherwise believe you got it from the stand and ask for the receipt or be hauled off to prison

>>9886336
Why don't more people do this? Even if they catch you there will be no evidence if you eat all the food.

>>9886341
It doesn't stop me from picking one off the bunch and hiding it in my pants.

>>9886336
The worst part is that when people do this they leave the banana peels lying all over the place and people get in horrible accidents from them.

>>9886345
At least you're not being retarded and eating it in public, anyway that's what we call shoplifting and people do that with more than just unripe fruit.

>>9886330
They may hold up best like that when shipped. The fruit is not as soft, so there's less chance something will squish. Either that, or the bananas are cut early to ensure that by the time they get to the consumer, they seem as "fresh" as possible, even if that means they aren't entirely ripened.

Also, regardless of what people say, you cannot ripen a fruit once it has been pulled off the tree. You can soften it up, but you cannot ripen it further to make it sweeter or add flavor.

Also, tomatoes are almost always picked when green and turned red by exposing the tomato to ethylene, which is why the storebought tomatoes have no flavor compared to homegrown (and certain heirloom) varieties, which are more fully ripened on the vine.

>>9886360
What does a truRIPE banana taste like?

>>9886368
Tastes fresher in general. Most noticeably it's slightly tart/citrusy in a wonderful way.

>>9886368
TruRIPE is to grocery what onahole is to your hand.

>>9886368
Maybe more like banana, or perhaps sweeter. I don't know. Growing up I always wanted to have an ice cream banana tree. There are lots of different types out there, yet we only get one or two types in stores. It's a bummer too, because they look and seem like they're so tasty.

Miki loves hanii's bananas. Nano nano~

>>9886376
>>9886378
Sounds fantastic, too bad I'll probably never ever enjoy a truRIPE banana. I guess I just have to deal with these regular bananas.

>>9886385
Dumb irrelevant slut trying to get attention.

I never knew /jp/ was so passionate about bananas

>>9886386

Before I kill myself I am going to go on a gastronomic tour, eating delicious steaks and other such things.
Thanks to you I have now added truRIPE bananas to that list.

>>9886390
Eeeeh~? Don't be so cruel, I'm just being me nano~♡ I also love /jp/ and banana culture~!

>>9886403
could this be the begining of a epic new mene?

>>9886420
Could you bring me a glass of water?

>>9886421
I know you're just going to bash the glass over my head so I brought it to you in a styrofoam cup. Take that, bully!

The feels I get when sucking on a banana. Man, I wish I could share them with you but I dom't want to get wet in my good underwear.

There are also many types of pineapple. The flesh of the ones in cans are more rigid than the flesh of wild pineapple and that's the only reason they're able to be shipped in cans without disintegrating. They were specially developed to be able to be shipped.

There are lots of fruits and such that aren't shipped because they're too delicate. Cashews, for instance, are the in the green part of this fruit. The fruit itself is too fragile to ship, but is entirely edible and locally enjoyed.

There's an island where (if I'm remembering correctly) a plant grows that when eaten, will block pregnancy. Naturally, the girls eat it and then go out to rape men.

It'd be nice to go around and enjoy all kinds of local fruits and vegetables.

banana curry i am going to make it

>>9886435
That's cool.

sorry

>>9886562
>>9886435
Yeah it is pretty amazing how they can get to the point of redesigning things these days, and safely too, not like the whole GM food fuck-ups of the past.
These days it is very safe since they actually have a clue about what they are changing.

I've talked to a few people who work in food sciences related to this. One of them is trying to make some bambara groundnuts easier to grow.
Another is blasting UV on to strawberries IN the factory lines without modifying the lines speed to kill off enough surface bacteria to make them last longer.

>>9886744
That is glorious.

>>9886385
Too lewd.

Why aren't bananas fruit?

>>9886435
>a plant grows that when eaten, will block pregnancy
the pharmaceuticals will be doing everything they can to block the export of this

>>9888189
Since when is a banana not a fruit?