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>> No.9884668

Sorry, Futo asked first,

>> No.9884674
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>> No.9884685

>>9884663
I don't fuck dorks.

>> No.9884688

What's with the impoliteness?

>> No.9884712

>collar shirt
>no bottoms
>mint stripped thigh highs
MY DI-
>worst 2hu
no tahnk yu

>> No.9884718

Wait, what's going on? Why are there yes pillows?

>> No.9884719

So what's with the Yes/No pillow images?
Is this some thing in Japanese land?

>> No.9884722

Good thing I brought some "No" pillows with me.

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>> No.9884728

Dork.

>> No.9884729

>>9884712
>worst 2hu
that's flanshit but the dork is close enough

>> No.9884730

Her face says "no" but the pillows say "YES."

>> No.9884743

>>9884730
I dunno, it might be a look of her thinking "J-Just fuck me already, you idiot! Don't make ME say it! I'll s-sound like a slut!"

>> No.9884768

>>9884730
>Her face says "no"
she is literally saying 'lets fug'

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>> No.9884789
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9884789

Why do so many people bully Youmu? Please be nice to her, she is not a dork.

>> No.9884794

>>9884789
We've been over this. Her dorky hairstyle and serious demeanor make her a target for that sort of stuff.

>> No.9884799
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>>9884789
It's okay.

Youmu is a strong independent woman who don't need no bully ranger.

>> No.9884808
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9884808

Sex with Youmu!

>> No.9884810

「私と寝て」?

What does this mean?

>> No.9884813

>>9884810
Please fuck me, im a dork.

>> No.9884819

>>9884799
is that a cold sore? how fucking horrifying

>> No.9884824

>>9884810

You knew it well enough to type it up, yet you couldn't translate it? I don't believe you.

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Youmu bullying general?

>> No.9884857

It's rape even if the pillows say yes.

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>>9884825

>> No.9884872

>>9884860
Why is it zoomed up so close? Did someone cut off her face and throw it at the screen?

>> No.9884877
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>>9884872

>> No.9884885

Rape with Youmu~

>> No.9884893

>>9884877
She's going to be upside down next isn't she?

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>>9884885
That's right. Now bend over.

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>> No.9884915

>>9884872
It means it's too late to run.

>> No.9884927

>>9884915
Why dat nigga gotta be all up in my face tho?

>> No.9884950

>>9884927
She'll take all your spring.

>> No.9884976

>>9884950
Bitch better pay for it fist. I don't go around give out my spring for free.

>> No.9885023

>>9884824
ごめんな

Please helpお願いします. I can just read Kana, and Kanji I don't know anything about grammar.

>> No.9885049
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9885049

But, Youmu, Futo already asked first...

>> No.9885071

>>9885023
It means 'sleep with me."

>> No.9885105

>>9885049
Why does Youmu feel that she has to piss on their parade? They just want to be happy doing their thing and Youmu's jelly ass feels like it's her duty to make sure they don't get to because she doesn't get to.

>> No.9885140
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>>9885105
"I want you to break up with Futo right now. Right this instant!" Youmu said, making her way toward me with a knife in her hand. "What are you doing, Lady Youmu!?" Futo-chan yelled, sensing the tension. "This is between me and him. Please keep quiet. I'm his friend, thus it's my duty to set him straight when he strays off the path," Youmu spat out. "My lord is my patron! He has done nothing that deserves being encroached upon with a blade!" Futo-chan said, trying to protect me. "Patron? So what? Even though I knew him first, you just came along and easily..." Youmu said loudly before catching herself. After holding herself back, she let out a long vocal whimper and dropped to her knees, clutching her chest as if in pain. I was still in shock, but was a bit relieved after seeing that Youmu had dropped the knife. More importantly, I was worried about Youmu's sudden change in attitude and asked her about it. Looking at her cast-down face, I saw that she was crying. As I tried to speak to her, she began apologizing: "I... I'm sorry... I just... got a little... hic emotionally worked up... I, I understand... hic you aren't that kind of person... hic" she cried, trying to maintain the composure of her voice. "I, I'm sorry... for ruining everything... I'll leave now..." she said, staggering as she got up...

>> No.9885168

Don't worry, Youmu, I'll complete your other half!

>> No.9885187

>>9885140
Damn, she sounds like she's just a crazy jealous person here. Good thing she came to her senses and left.

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>>9885187
The guy was pretty much the only other person she knew and talked to outside of Yuyuko, and she's probably known him for months or longer by that time. Then suddenly someone that has only been with that guy for about three days is sleeping in bed with him.

>> No.9885313

>>9885280
Well obviously the dude only liked Youmu as a friend and she should get over it. These kinds of things happen and Youmu learned a valuable life lesson about how people don't want to fuck you just because you know them.

>> No.9885329

>>9884663
Please speak in kana, little girl. I can't understand your strange Chinese ideographs.

>> No.9885345

>>9885313
It wasn't ever between her and him, it's between her and Futo. One of them has known him for a while and has pretty much put her claim on him and the other has pretty much lost anyone else that she could related to and has latched on to the only person that has taken care of her that she has left, which is why they are about to kill each other.

>> No.9885371

>>9885345
Well I hope Futo wins then. She's jelly as fuck and needs to go find another faceless fellow to latch onto.

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>>9885371
Who knows, might turn out that way.

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Anything other than Youmu ready to cut the shit out of the next asshole about to invade Hakugyokurou is shit.

>> No.9885399

>>9885381
And that artist enjoys his unhappy touhous. What would make for a better ending than a sad little girl with nothing losing the person she liked to somebody else and ending up with even less than she started with?

The only way the artist could make it sadder/funnier is if Youmu got hit by a bus as she hobbled home after getting her ass beat and ending up a cripple.

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>>9885397
Don't piss yourself Youmu-chan!

>> No.9885426

>>9885399
Or the guy could put himself between them at the last second sacrificing himself to save them from each other as his character has been so willing to put other people before himself, thereby leaving them both with nothing, and therefore doubling the misery.

>> No.9885440

>>9885426
That could work. Then they would both have to live the rest of their lives knowing their petty squabble killed the guy that they liked.

And even then it would be worse for Youmu because if she didn't start shit then he wouldn't have died at all.

>> No.9885444

>>9885426
Not to mention the person that they were fighting for dies at both of their hands.

>> No.9885462
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9885462

Youmu a cute.

>> No.9885471

>>9885440
But the only reason she did it was because she liked him so much in the first place.

>> No.9885479

>>9885471
Yes, but she still started the fight so the majority of the blame and guilt would be on her anyways.

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>>9885462
Youmu a warrior of the sword

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>>9885477
Youmu a cute warrior of the sword.

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>>9885462

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RAPE WITH YOUMU!

>> No.9885506
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>>9885497
Yes she's quite pretty, but you shouldn't sexualize her, she's got enough on her plate to worry about.

>> No.9885509

>>9885506
What, pruning a bonsai tree?

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>>9885501
Just look at how vulnerable she is.

>> No.9885515

>>9885506
>sample

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>>9885509
Being a gardener for such a huge place is probably pretty hard work, not to mention she has to work at her swordsmanship.

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Youmu with no swords!

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>>9885527
Oh come on, don't do that, that's just as bad as taking away Aya's camera.

>> No.9885571

>>9885541
Well a good warrior should know how to fight even without weapons using moves other than kicking people in the nuts.

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>>9885571
If you study on how to kill a thousand different ways using a spear, I don't expect you'd do well if someone suddenly handed you a knife.

>> No.9885604

>>9885592
Exactly. That's why she should take the time to learn how to use other weapons. You never know when you're not going to have your favored arms.

>> No.9886326

>>9885592
At the very least she'd know numerous fatal spots to hit with the knife.

>> No.9886363

>>9886326
Probably wouldn't be really hard to figure it out. Now if you were given an unconventional weapon like then you might need to worry.

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>>9885592
Ridiculous. Anybody who knows a thousand ways to kill with anything is going to be at least reasonably competent with another weapon.

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