/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would give it back.

Give it back if she gives me something in return.

i'd make her work for it

why does my left hand look weird

give it back and ask her if i can work in the newspaper

Crush it. I'd be doing her a favor by making her get a model that's newer than 60 years old.

Also fuck Aya, I hope she can't get her hands on a new camera.

You've got it all wrong, the hand isn't taking away the camera, you're returning it to a sad/crying Aya who is just happy to see it back now.

One must not bully Touhous

I'm no bully, but for Aya I'll make an exception.
*crushes*

>>9883929
F**k off, cunt. I'm so tired of your stupid hair and "bully ranger" nonsense.

>>9883969
don't bully please

>>9883969
pls no bully

>>9883969
why you bully?

>>9883969
Heeeeeeyyy

I would make her draw her pictures instead so she understands the true value of pictures.

And then we will all have a happy Christmas and merry New Year, Aya having learned a valueable life lesson.

I would never have taken poor Aya's rightful possession in the first place! Furthermore, if I spotted you committing theft, I would notify the proper authorities and buy her ice cream and a new camera as recompense!

hey why is this thread on autosage

I don't think I can crush a camera with my bare hands.

>>9883997
Because she keeps following me.
I swear, I see her everyday. Everyday I see that red retard come into my threads and start yelling "bullys!" Frankly, it's annoying as HELL.

>>9884026

Are you Nephew Yama with your tripcode off?

bullying Aya

who the hell are you? get the fuck off of /jp/

>>9884023
I'd like to see anyone crush a good old all metal SLR with anything less than a large hammer.

>>9883927
daw

I would never take it to begin with. I'd smash the guys face in who took it from her though. Who the fuck takes pleasure in bullying 2hus anyway?

Sick fucks.

>>9884052
Especially Aya, she's just trying to do her job.

Yes, I already got to see her super cute crying face, which is what I wanted in the first place anyways. Now I promise to give it back but only if she lets me hold her while she sobs and then smiles and accepts my apology because I was mean.
Then I'll do it all over again a few weeks later because I really enjoy seeing how cute she looks with tears on her face and feeling/hearing her calm down in my arms.

Her eyes look so sad... feel bad for her.

>>9884052

Hey! I don't tolerate theft and other illdoings, but in the words of Asimov, violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. There is always a better way to solve any issue.

Besides, that person bullying Aya is simply a product of his environment. There was no real human agency involved - he is mean as the sum of his experiences, not as the result of any decision.

I'll give the camera back to Aya, of course. It's probably her treasured possession and a valuable tool of her trade.

I'll take the negatives though. There might be pantysh*cough* pretty pictures of Gensokyo scenery there.

>>9883894

You do realize she would kill you if you broke it right? And that's only if she's feeling merciful.

I want to bully Aya's ears.

She's stronger than me so I would give it back and offer her whatever I was carrying if she'd let me go. If she was weaker than me, I'd take a picture of her crying face, then take the camera away with me and develop the photo.

After getting it developed I would mail her the shattered remains of her camera along with the now cum-smeared picture of her cute tears.

>>9884086

What if she wanted to fug you, instead of your possessions? Would you oblige her?

>>9883903
This. A kiss perhaps?~

>>9884093

no one is going to ever show affection for a mental case, sorry

get yourself some help

>>9884091
I don't know. I'd do it if it couldn't be helped but when I fail to satisfy her she might be angry

>>9884096
Meanie

Why would she be crying? An angry look and spell card would work a lot better

>>9884086
Aya is one of the weakest touhous, the only thing she can do is run away fast

>>9884113

The weakest human can still crush ants you know

>>9884096
Well, birds of a feather flock together, fellow /jp/er.


And If she refuses, I'll return it anyway.

>>9884113
You forgot flying towards you at mach 1 speed and crushing your ribcage.

>>9884150
I think she'd hurt herself just as much. Even more so if she has hollow bones. It'd be easier dropping me off a cliff or throwing things at me.

>>9884153

sorry no it's just you

you have a mental issue and you need to stop exposing us to it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

>>9884185
>These individuals are lively, dramatic, vivacious, enthusiastic, and flirtatious.

I'm the antithesis of these adjectives. The problem isn't like that. The problem goes much deeper.

But enough.

>>9884289

go away

you're disgusting. get to a shrink

>>9884185
>wikipaedophilia

Get out of /jp/, you zionist scum!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIYhE-hei2Y

Yes, and I would reassure her and bring her a newer, higher quality one to cheer her up.

that and a gameboy camera and printer ... for stickers.

I also totally wouldn't blackmail her into paying with her body

why the HELL is it in my urethra

I found your camera Aya! Please do not cry!

>>9884185
Hey, you're not perfect either, anon!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiny_little_bitch_syndrome

>>9884425

I'D STAB HER UNENDINGLY WITH MY HARD THROBBING PENIS

THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR RIGHT