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How do I not be fat?

>> No.9883320

Stop eating.

>> No.9883318

Eat less, and move more.

>> No.9883321

not be american

>> No.9883327

>>9883308
Get a good metabolism like me. I don't work out. Eat burgers every other day and my BMI is exactly average.

>> No.9883355

Why is that man fucking a man?

>> No.9883360

>>9883355
Go ask your dad.

>> No.9883365

>>9883327
Metabolism isnt something you buy from a store, nerd

>> No.9883374

>>9883327
You will die faster.

>> No.9883401

>>9883327
I love when people say this. "I have a good metabolism! I can eat whatever I want and not get fat!"

Enjoy hitting your mid-twenties. Also enjoy muscular atrophy and cancer.

>> No.9883407

>>9883374
People will become immortal during the next 50 years anyway.
Can't wait for those augmentations.

>> No.9883433
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9883433

>>9883401
No need to be upset, lardass.
Not everyone can have such a perfect body as myself.

>> No.9883442

>>9883433
>Not everyone can have such a perfect body as myself.
Post pics with timestamp

:3

>> No.9883448

>>9883401
I'm 30.

My diet consists of not being a fatass with a shit body.

>> No.9883449

>>9883407
Please be right with those predictions.

>> No.9883471

>>9883442
Sorry but I'm not a slut.
Pure little girls don't post their bodies on the internet.

>> No.9883503

>>9883471
Then youre a lardass

>> No.9883524

>>9883327
Probably because you dont eat a ton like these fatasses in the thread

Im the same way but I often only eat 3 medium sized meals during the day and some sweets, I dont constantly stuff my face with huge meals, sometimes Ill either forget to eat a meal or not eat so my stomach is empty for anal

>> No.9883523

>>>/fit/

>> No.9883541
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9883541

start by not being gay and work from there

>> No.9883548
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>>9883503
Sure whatever you say, /b/ro.

>> No.9883562

>>9883541
Being gay is my only motivation for me to watch my weight. No one likes fat gay guys.

>> No.9883570

>>9883562
This

>> No.9883582

>>9883562
this

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>>9883562
the dude in the op pic is doing ok whats your excuse

>> No.9883604

To begin with, try cutting all foods containing sugar or sugar equivalents from your diet. I do mean ALL - no cake, no sweets, no fruits even. Eat only things you cook yourself and read ingredients lists religiously - never buy anything containing sugar or equivalents.

Try a nice variety of dishes to see what you like and what you don't. Eat fresh vegetables when possible.

Live like that for a few months and see if your metabolism will return to normal and cut off some of the fat.

>> No.9883614

>>9883562
My motivation to watch my weight is because I don't like fat guys.

>> No.9883635

>>9883524
>some sweets
fatty detected

>> No.9883662

>>9883602
Well I try to keep myself looking as appealing as possible because that's what I expect from other guys. I dunno if there is any logic to it but I guess if I want a cute boy, I have to be a cute boy.

>> No.9883665

>>9883635
No I've tried to put on weight, i cant do it because I dont eat enough calories

Underweight.

>> No.9883689

My mom is fat

>> No.9883694

>>9883689
Self burn!

>> No.9883705

Eat one small meal a day like me.

I call it the "poverty diet".

>> No.9883705,1 [INTERNAL] 

How the flip is this image NSFW?

I have children's books that show the intergluteal cleft. Does that make them pornography?

>> No.9883705,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9883705,1
Think to yourself, "would this image make a pure, innocent girl (like Saten-san) blush?" If the answer is yes, then the image is NSFW.

>> No.9883705,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9883705,1
Whether it's NSFW or not is irrelevant. It's not /jp/, so it would be deleted either way.

>> No.9883705,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9883705,3
I know, but I was banned for NSFW.

If I was banned for violating /jp/ rule 1 or global rule 3, I'd be the happiest man in the world.

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