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Anonymous Mon Oct 15 04:38:16 2012 No.9880997 [Reply] [Original]

I'd like to think that if you're not quite good enough to get into heaven, but don't really deserve to be sent to hell either, the devil shows up to collect you himself.

He puts a hand on your shoulder, offers you a drink, and says "well, at least you gave it a shot." He's been in your situation, after all.

You still end up in hell, but it's a comparatively nice neighborhood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 04:40:30 2012 No.9881004 Going to hell? Sure, just let me grab my Super Shotgun

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 04:42:31 2012 No.9881009 Heaven and hell aren't real

>>	None !FIreFlyLqM Mon Oct 15 04:43:16 2012 No.9881011 >not quite good enough to get into heaven, but don't really deserve to be sent to hell I thought it was a binary thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 04:49:06 2012 No.9881031 >>9881011 Classically, there have been plenty of grey areas. Limbo, purgatory and the like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 04:55:22 2012 No.9881043 >>9881031 This life is purgatory, if you live a life neither good enough to deserve heaven or a life wicked enough to be sent to hell you return here to try again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 05:00:10 2012 No.9881058 Even knew beforehand. I probably still wouldn't change my ways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 05:01:25 2012 No.9881061 Even if I knew beforehand. I probably still wouldn't change my ways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 05:06:01 2012 No.9881078 File: 1.63 MB, 2000x1500, shinki up in this bitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9880997 >the devil shows up to collect you you mean shinki?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 05:06:32 2012 No.9881077 File: 3 KB, 101x93, 1332997429053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9881031 Shikieki would like to have a word with you...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 05:09:16 2012 No.9881090 File: 407 KB, 540x960, DOOM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9881009 >>9881004

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 05:55:00 2012 No.9881215 File: 622 KB, 700x850, Shinki.full.864595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9880997 >offers you a drink, and says "well, at least you gave it a shot." a drink with shinki!?!? yay

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 06:09:37 2012 No.9881254 >>9881043 Hakugyokurou is their purgatory. Or at least the Yama's waiting room or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 06:49:34 2012 No.9881408 Wait, so I get to live in the nice part of hell? That sounds like a pretty sweet deal. The nicest part of hell is probably at least equal to the shittiest part of heaven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 06:53:24 2012 No.9881415 File: 245 KB, 600x800, shinki and alice1349692427689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9881408

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 06:55:23 2012 No.9881419 >>9881415 I'm forced to share a sweater with someone until my time is up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 06:57:38 2012 No.9881425 File: 29 KB, 480x360, shinki38068598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9881419 >I'm forced to share a sweater with someone until my time is up? no!! shinki will take care of you~

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:03:10 2012 No.9881438 File: 238 KB, 706x1000, thesatenofhell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9881425 Well for my sake I hope she's bad at being Satan. Better than going to hell and finding out this fucker is Satan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:12:27 2012 No.9881459 >>9881078 >>9881215 Then it turns into a hell themed dating sim

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:16:57 2012 No.9881476 File: 162 KB, 600x621, regeneration.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good luck, I'm behind 7 phylacteries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:28:43 2012 No.9881507 In Gensokyo, you'll be happy either in hell or heaven. So it was a win-win situation. Only if you're dead in Gensokyo, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 07:30:43 2012 No.9881514 File: 98 KB, 600x735, shinki1349693244845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9881459 shinki misses her dear alice so she makes you her's ....

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:25:31 2012 No.9881683 File: 55 KB, 855x810, zapmothaf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9881438 >Better than going to hell and finding out this fucker is Satan. thats bad hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:28:31 2012 No.9881696 I'd like to think so too. Why would the devil want to make my afterlife miserable anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:31:02 2012 No.9881708 File: 6 KB, 142x71, shinki1349736611893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9881696 shinki loves you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:31:02 2012 No.9881709 File: 88 KB, 298x308, 1344578384546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9881043 I can imagine this happening to me several thousand times. I'm so worthless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 08:33:46 2012 No.9881713 Your consciousness does not end when your body dies. However, there is no "heaven" or "hell" in the sense that you imagine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 10:27:57 2012 No.9882042 >>9881713 >Your consciousness does not end when your body dies. [citation needed]

Anonymous Mon Oct 15 11:34:29 2012 No.9882203

>>9881043
Purgatory isn't really an inbetween place. It's more like.. a stairway to Heaven for those who didn't make it into the elevator. It's a really long and difficult climb, and you have to crawl up since God wants to see you suffer a little, but if you get into Purgatory, you can only go up, so you're guaranteed entrance to Heaven once you're through it.

But the only way to get into Heaven or Purgatory, no matter how good you've been in life, is to sincerely believe in God. So you guys will just be going to Hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 12:12:28 2012 No.9882293 >>9882203 B-but... Gensokyo...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 12:14:27 2012 No.9882298 >>9882203 but what if i don't sincerely believe in hell as others see it? also don't you think that "god" is a bit sick of all the ass kissing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 12:54:02 2012 No.9882384 I'm Jewish, I don't believe there is a hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 13:10:59 2012 No.9882425 >>9882298 Pagans don't believe in Hell, that doesn't keep them from going there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 14:28:38 2012 No.9882765 >>9882425 what makes you so sure ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 14:40:29 2012 No.9882811 >>9881709 Us reincarnators, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 14:50:21 2012 No.9882845 Shit that is a little comforting op. Does this mean I'm going to hell? I don't want to go to hell. Please

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 14:50:51 2012 No.9882846 >>9882384 It exists. It's called "the everyday life of the Palestinian people."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 15:00:47 2012 No.9882868 File: 556 KB, 1115x1600, 0110[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This sounded really familiar, and it turned out to be a part of this http://exhentai.org/g/338849/3990ee23fb/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 15:01:17 2012 No.9882869 >>9882384 I'm pretty sure you guys have Sheol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 15:03:02 2012 No.9882875 >>9882868 You will never be condemned to sexual hell by enma.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 15:13:20 2012 No.9882894 >>9882875 Dont say never Anon. For all we know this might just happen after death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 15:29:17 2012 No.9882942 >>9882868 It's like all the moral grey got to her and she stopped giving a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 15:29:17 2012 No.9882944 >>9882869 That's not hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 15:31:02 2012 No.9882958 >>9882894 Are you trying to make me kill myself? You're succeeding so far.

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