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9880077 No.9880077[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

would you date someone from /jp/ on the internet or irl even?

>> No.9880078

>>9880077

Sure. Why not?

>> No.9880082
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9880082

Only if I were a girl.

>> No.9880087

Fine, I'll date you, but you have to be completely subservient to me.

>> No.9880097

>>9880077

Only if their name begins with ZUN and ends with !bar.

>> No.9880093

Sure, but no sex until 30.

>> No.9880094

>>9880082
btw i'm a girl

>> No.9880107

>>9880093

But I'm 35.

>> No.9880114

I don't think so.

>> No.9880129

>>9880097
My name is Zunaobeba!bar

>> No.9880135

No. Nothing personal though. I don't think there's any human being I would date. It's getting to the point where I can't even imagine a fictional person I would want to be in a relationship with.

>> No.9880210

I actually befriended this one stupid needy /jp/ loser online and am pretending to be his friend so I can gain his trust
once I get enough funny convos logged I will post em here for lulz so we can all laugh at the loser

>> No.9880215

>>9880210

for the lulz /b/ro

>> No.9880224

>>9880210
pls go

>> No.9880229

>>9880215
>>9880224
Are you afraid it might be you?

>> No.9880254

>>9880135
What she said. I can't imagine being in a relationship were feelings are involved. It feels so off.

I could be a cock sleeve tho'.

>> No.9880265

I want a bunch of /jp/sies to gangbang me

>> No.9880266

i'd hug /jp/

>> No.9880288
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>>9880266
I would too. I make sure to be clean all the time and always wear warm clothes hoping that somehow a cute /jp/er is going to materialize and hug me but it never happens.

>> No.9880300

Fuck no.

>> No.9880325
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9880325

who CUTE here

>> No.9880330

>>9880325
me

>> No.9880336
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9880336

>>9880325
Me!

>> No.9880338

>>9880325
You :3

>> No.9880341

>>9880325
Me but I am out of your league nerdball.

>> No.9880397

>>9880325

I wish I was cute.

>> No.9880399

I have a sneaky suspicion jaypeers might be le pedobears

>> No.9880405

I'd sug and fug the HELL outta some jpsie cock.

>> No.9880432
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9880432

>>9880341
confidence is healthy dude but real talk i lay bitches on the daily that would make you like the revolting gender reject you are go sit your poorly shaven ass down on your thumb and spin

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9880472

>>9880432
You don't "lay bitches" you don't even go out. Being in denial is never healthy, please see a shrink.

>> No.9880492

>>9880488
Relatives don't count, fatty.

>> No.9880488

>>9880325
A lot of people have called me cute lately. I dunno if I am though.

>> No.9880491

Only if they act like they do on /jp/. For some reason that turns me on.

>who cute here
>turbonerd
>stop bullying
etc.

>> No.9880498

I don't like smelly boys!

>> No.9880499

>>9880492
Huh? Why would relatives call me cute? That doesn't make sense.

>> No.9880528

>>9880499

He's dad used to call him cute when he sneaked in his bed.

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9880535

>>9880472
i get that your bitter and all since i just called you out but if you keep talking shit im going to have to plunge that bs out of your throat with my cock until your eyes swim around in your head like all those hormones you got that are making you hunger for cock like a starving african child in a chicken coop

come back and see me if you clean up and get some work done though i might be willing to show you a good time

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9880544

>>9880535
Please stop projecting, it's embarrassing.

>> No.9880545

>>9880325
Me! But not as much as you.

>> No.9880578

only if they were actually an attractive, emotionally and mentally stable female that i have common interests with and lives nearby
but im not gonna find that kind of person here [spoiler[;_;

>> No.9880585

>>9880578
You might find attractive but anyone who comes here will never be emotionally and mentally stable.

>> No.9880626
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9880626

>>9880544
>projecting
woah woah woah stop right there broheim you need to have completed psych 101 before youre certified to use that word and sorry i know youre trying to keep me interesteed by playing hard to get or some shit but cattiness is really uncute better luck next time

>> No.9880636

>>9880578
>attractive
>mentally and emotionally stable
>female
Pick two.

>> No.9880639

>>9880636
I'm sorry you only get one

>> No.9880644

>>9880639
Actually I don't get any.

>> No.9880654

I'm doing it right now, in a few weeks it's our first anneversary

>> No.9880697

I'd love to date a /jp/sie but I'm just not pretty enough or smart enough. They might accept me, but I could never accept myself. They would deserve someone better than me even if they don't realize it.

>> No.9880713

I have fantasies about abusing and manipulating /jp/ers... does that count?

>> No.9880725 [DELETED] 

>>9880713
I want you to manipulate me into letting you to bludgeon me to death with your penis.

>> No.9880743

>>9880725
Like i'd take a request from you, fag. Have fun not being bludgeoned by my penis. I'll lightly touch the tip of my penis to your face and you'll be happy with what you get.

>> No.9880764

im actually nanahira

>> No.9880785
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9880785

>>9880077
Why would i want to date a 40 year old balding white virgin?

>> No.9880800

>>9880785
Hey, that's very inaccurate. I'm also fat.

>> No.9880798
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9880798

My bf is actually from /jp/ - /vg/ but we didn't meet on 4chan.

He's cute :3

>> No.9880806

>>9880785

So you wouldn't even date yourself? So unbecoming.

>> No.9880811

>>9880798
Faggots have no place on /jp/, get out cocksucker.

>> No.9880816

>>9880806
Of course i wouldnt. Which is why i would never date another/jp/ loser

>> No.9880834

>>9880785
Because you're not a strong black woman who don't need no man

>> No.9880862

>>9880811
But anon. I'm a girl.

>> No.9880882
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9880882

>>9880862
>girl
>internet
>/jp/

>> No.9880886

>>9880882
You'd be surprised

>> No.9880897

>>9880882
Sure is 2008 in here

>> No.9880899

>>9880882

Pick three.

>> No.9880903

The prerequisites are simple.

-Female
-Cute
-Shared interests.

None of which exist on /jp/

>> No.9880908

>>9880903
you'd be surprised.

>> No.9880916

>>9880908
>>9880886
I don't like surprises.

>> No.9880920

>>9880903

I know just such a person you describe. It's not that tough to do here. I guess the only qualifier you'd have to have in order to really miss out is yandere, and I'm sure there are even some yandere girls browsing /jp/.

>> No.9880922
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>>9880908
I probably would be!

>> No.9880931

>>9880903
But we're all cute and female, and we wouldn't be on /jp/ without shared interests.

>> No.9880936

>>9880916
that's okay anon, you're still cute.

>> No.9880938
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9880938

Already doing it. I have a /jp/ boyfriend ask me anything

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9880941

>>9880931
I have preference for those born without a Y-chromosome.

>> No.9880944

>>9880938

Are you a girl?

>> No.9880949

>>9880941
Would you an XX male?

>> No.9880947

>>9880938
Which one of you has the larger penis?

>> No.9880951
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9880951

>>9880938
do you frot?

>> No.9880955

My dream in life is to have sexual intercourse with a /jp/sie.

>> No.9880956
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9880956

I have a /jp/ gf, ask me anything.

>> No.9880962

>>9880956
What one of you has the larger penis?

>> No.9880963

>>9880956
How often do you have to inflate her?

>> No.9880967

>>9880962
She was born a girl.

>>9880963
Inflation is disgusting.

>> No.9880968

>>9880967
loser

>> No.9880969

>>9880951
Yes, it's my biggest fetish.
My penis is the largest

btw i'm a girl on the inside

>> No.9880970

>>9880956
Does she weigh more than you?
Does she bathe?

>> No.9880973

>>9880967
>She was born a girl.
I don't care about the past, I mean right now.

>> No.9880976

>>9880967
>She was born a girl.
I'm sorry

>> No.9880978
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9880978

I want her but it will never happen ;_;

>> No.9880980

>>9880970
No, she's small. Also shorter than me.
Yep, she breathes.

>>9880973
Let me rephrase that - she doesn't have a penis.

>> No.9880981

Thanks /jp/ due to so many badposters here having a /jp/ relstionship I feel ashamed for mine.
Now I'll have to break up with him and kill myself

>> No.9880982

>>9880978
disgusting

>> No.9880983

>>9880980
>she doesn't have a penis
It's so small that you don't even acknowledge it? That's cute.

>> No.9880984

>>9880969
Show weenie or pooper or pls go

>> No.9880989

We should do a /jp/ boyfriends meetup and take turns in bukkaking each other, 10 cocks vs someone on his knees servicing them all. Dressed as touhous, I choose Yukarin.

>> No.9880986

I'd only date dollfagers

>> No.9880987

>>9880981
The world will be a better place. Thanks

>> No.9880993
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9880993

I wouldn't mind- I don't really see it making that much of a difference. It'd be nice to have someone to share some similar interests and hobbies with. However, they still have to be as acceptable as anyone else socially. You know, hygiene, cares for their appearance slightly, not insane, etc.

>> No.9880991

>>9880956

yo is this from a cartoon? if so, which one?

>> No.9880992

looking for an older male with a larger member
will btm for food and housing

16/m/gay

>> No.9880995

>>9880991
boku no pico lel

>> No.9881000

>>9880993
Translation:
>Cocks cocks cocks rape my mouth double peace sign

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9880998

>>9880288
sweet dolly

best wife

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9881001

>>9880995

there are two types of shitposts, ones where you pretend to be goofy for shits & giggles, but you fall under the category of just being a straight up dumbass.

>> No.9881010
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9881010

Someone please date me.

I'm 22 year old truNEET who likes anime, touhou and VN's. I have no friends so I'll be available for you all the time.

I'm looking for a cute NEET girl who shares my same interests or a cute ladyboy.

>> No.9881012

i wouldnt mind a cute /jp/ boyfriend

>> No.9881013

>>9881001
fuck you i won't do what you tell me
boku no pico lel

>> No.9881021

>>9881010
>ladyboy
You must become the ladyboy, anon.

>> No.9881026

ｄｅｌ

>> No.9881046
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9881046

I want her but it will never happen ;_;

>> No.9881052

>>9881046

Don't do that to my crush, you bitch nerd.

>> No.9881067
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9881067

>>9881052

>> No.9881089

>>9881067
Much better
10/10 would rape

>> No.9881092 [DELETED] 

Has the end come?
Is /jp/ nothing but a dating website for losers abd weaboos now?
Nothing but /r9k/ with touhou flavout?

>> No.9881102

>>9881092
wanna fuck?

>> No.9881106

>>9881092
>Is /jp/ nothing but a dating website for losers abd weaboos now?
>abd
HAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER

>> No.9881107

>>9881092

I will date you if you want anon.

>> No.9881110

Is /jp/ nothing but a dating website for losers and weaboos now?
Nothing but /r9k/ or /soc/ with touhou flavour?

>> No.9881111
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9881111

>>9881092

>> No.9881172

>pretending to be a girl on /jp/

I thought we were past this guys. Wishing to be the little girl is not the same as being a girl, knock off all that silly trollin'.

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9881594

>>9881110
Calm down nerd queen, go suck your daddies dick or someting loll

>> No.9881598

>>9881594
I want them all

>> No.9881602

/soc/ please go

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