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Why does the air in my room feel so thick compared to the rest of the house? It's weighting down on me somehow... what is this? Can someone explain?

>> No.9879135

It's hotter than the rest of your house because your computer is constantly running and you never open a window.

>> No.9879136
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9879136

Does the rest of your house have actual airflow?

It's probably all the cum you've gotten everywhere during your violent masturbation sessions.

>> No.9879138

Well having a bunch of electronics on and having all windows and doors closed will do that. I hate having them open, but I open them if I have to.

>> No.9879146

It's probably the tortured soul of your wasted life which resides in that room.

>> No.9879149

>>9879135
>Logical explanation
Aw come on, you could have tried first to tell him that it was because of magical power or incoming touhou or something.

>> No.9879156

>>9879149
There you go:
>>9879146

>> No.9879160

>>9879135
So it's just hot air. That's a relief. I thought it was related to my masturbation habits.

>> No.9879162

>>9879160
Masturbation can add to the thick air if you don't remove/eat your cum.

>> No.9879170

>>9879162
How does that work?

>> No.9879175

>>9879170
It's smelly

>> No.9879182

>>9879170
Your cum evaporates and stays in the air.
You and everyone who enters your room is breathing your cum.

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>>9879182
Can my mom get pregnant from coming here too often?

>> No.9879185

Open the window every other day.

>> No.9879187

>>9879183
Only if she breaths through her vagina.

>> No.9879190

Happens when you eat your meals in your room, I find.

Ventilate your room more, or use febreze or something.

>> No.9879197

>>9879183
>mragezeichenfödchen
Es ist schon spät Bernd. Warum bist du noch nicht im Bett?

>> No.9879201

>>9879197
Maul halten du Mongo.

>> No.9879204
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>>9879201
Kein Mobbing auf /jp/!

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>>9879204
Sekundiert. Kein Mobbing erlaubt.

>>9879185
It's getting to cold for that. I hate this time of the year. you either get ridiculously thick, smelly air or cold feet and fingers as well as a sore throat when you open the windows.

>> No.9879222

>>9879204
Ich Mobbere deine Mutti jede Nacht.

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>>9879222
>Mobbere
Das ist doch nicht mal ein richtiges Wort, Bernd!

>> No.9879238

hitler please go

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9879246

Where does /jp/ get thet their STG's?

I've been looking for this one but can't find it anywhere.

>> No.9879249

>>9879204
I only know what that means because of Castlevania.

>> No.9879253

>>9879238
It's not Hitler.
Just the German anti-bullying squad and some shitposter. As far as my German goes at least.

>> No.9879256

>>9879231
"Mobbing" ist auch nicht ein richtiges Deutsches Wort, jetzt Maul halten sonst ich prügel dir was.

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>>9879256
Es steht im Duden und wurde aus dem Englischen übernommen. Fremdwörter, kennst du sie?

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>>9879256
http://www.duden.de/rechtschreibung/Mobbing
Wenns im Duden steht ist es auch ein Deutsches Wort.

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>>9879265
>aus dem Englischen übernommen.
Mann du bist die am schlechtem von Deutschen das es gibt. Küsst dir deinem Mutti auch mit so ein Mund?

>> No.9879301

>>9879294
I don’t get it. Your German is shit but it seems like you’re trying to tell >>9879265 off for his German.

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>>9879294
Ein epischer Troll bist du mir.

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>>9879294
An deiner Grammatik musst du aber noch feilen.

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>>9879301
>>9879302
>>9879312
Oh no, I was founded out.

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>>9879325

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>>9879325

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>>9879325

Bitte das nicht machen danke

>> No.9879374

>>9879356
But please speaking with English words, as it is the future way!

>> No.9879408

Bork bork bork.

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