/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9877612
Best idol. I'd love it if she mooned me.

I wouldn't want to walk into her in a dark alley.

>>9877864
Why not?

>>9877878
She would fuck up my shit.

>>9877884
Why would you not want her to f*ck you?

>>9877886
Getting fucked and getting fucked up are two entirely different things, anonymous.

Did she lose part of her finger in a drug deal gone bad?

>>9877893
I don't think I'd mind being M to Takane's S. I don't think she'd be too rough.

>>9877905
It's just some weird perspective.

>>9877909
I wish I could be her slave or butler.

A girl with a healthy appetite who knows how to stay in shape is kind of hot. I'd say that contributes.

>>9877914
or should I say, buttler.

>>9877948
No more Yayoi, Clammy?

>>9877974
It's not very nice to post unrelated characters if a thread is already existent for that character, why would Clammy do that?

She has a nice butt.

Takane is going to get fat if she keeps eating so much.

>>9878003
It's okay, she works out.

If only ZUN!bar was here...

She is way too lewd...

>>9878072

>>9878072
Azusa got some man shoulders there.

>>9878084
She does swimming.

>>9878084
Do you want to be my girlfriend?

>>9878187
Back off, Takane is mine.

>>9878187
How am I supposed to answer that?

>>9878203
With an outburst. First you get flustered and can't come up with a proper answer. Trying to question who would be such an idiot as to make such a question over the internet, but stuttering, unable to finish the sentence. Then you calm down and tell me that it was unexpected. That you knew me from afar, always popular, always beautiful. You were never expecting someone like me to fall for someone like you. You stutter again, with the possibility of this being a prank coming to mind. I assure you that's not the case. I tell how I've always seen you from afar. Unreachable. Pure and untouched. How it took all my courage to confess. You grow meek. You blush, telling me you're impressed I thought so highly of you. Then we look at each other for a moment that extends to eternity. You tell me how happy you are. You say "yes".

>>9878229
Sounds like something out of a very cliche romance anime/manga.

>>9878252
So what if it's cliché? The most genuine feelings are always cliché. Love is a cliché, as both partners exchange the embarassing feelings they have for each other, with a blush on their faces.

Let's be cliché, Clammy. Let's hold hands while taking a stroll by the local park, with matching parkas.

>>9878277
What is a parka? It sounds cute.

>>9878277
That picture is very odd. Takane looks uninterested, and Hibiki is crying. Why?

>>9878291
Hey clammy, pls email me.
I have something very important to discuss with you. It's very important so please don't ignore me, that would also be a mean thing to do.

>>9878291
You just informed Hibiki that both you and Takane are about to rape her. That's not uninterest, but rather her cold stare.

>>9878291
Your inability to read emotions is so charming, Clammy. I can imagine you getting jealous because you think I'm uninterested in our conversation, when in fact I am mesmerized with your wordplay.

>>9878287
A simple google search will provide you all the answers you need.

Only one of these two girls is perfect.

Hint: it's the one without all the excess lard on her!

>>9878320
I was hoping you'd have an example of a cute girl (possibly Takane) wearing one.

Also why are her breasts so low on her chest in your image?

>>9878339
I'm sorry but I don't have one, anon.

>Also why are her breasts so low on her chest in your image?
I don't know. I'm so concentrated on her beautiful face I hardly ever notice below that point. It's probably because of the perspective.

>>9878354
>I'm so concentrated on her beautiful face
How pure.

>>9878336
I only see one girl here.

>>9878361
If those crystal shoes mean Takane is Cinderella, I hope midnight never comes... Ah, Clammy... I always find myself saying such romantic jibberish whenever you're around!

>>9878336
It's actually the one on the right, that's just your subconsciousness telling you that you're attracted to little boys, Fag.

>>9878374
Indeed. Lunarians aren't girls.

>>9878374
Maybe it's already past midnight and she has already turned back. She is holding TWO shoes instead of one.

>>9878384
She's holding the shoes because she's walking on a pool. She just took them off. That doesn't mean midnight came and went.

>>9878401
Didn't she get her lost shoe back in midnight? The story is a bit fuzzy in my mind.

>>9878408
I have no idea. The point is Takane is a princess.

>>9878339
Her breasts are sagging due to her gluttonous appetite. I like my idols to keep themselves nice and thin, so they're always absolutely parched whenever I give them a sip of my sweet, sticky, man-juice...

>>9878452
So your penis is so small and your penis milk so little in quantity you can only fill the bellies of starved idols?

As a side note, I'd love to see your tiny erect penis poking out of laced panties.

>>9878664
That's very lewd.

>>9878696
Oh, Clammy, you're back... You still didn't tell me if you want to be my girlfriend. Come on, it will be fun!

>>9878707
I don't make a very good girl.

>>9878713
I love you just the way you are.

>>9878731
But I am a large bearded man that does heavy lifting three times a week. It has come to my attention that several people see me as some sort of shota from the way I post on 4chan.

>>9878740
Then you can be my boyfriend instead of my girlfriend. I don't mind you having that phisyque and being my girlfriend, though. And I never thought of you as a shota.

>>9878753
How could I even be your boyfriend/girlfriend anyways? Sounds weird.

>>9878763
Why is it weird?

>>9878785
People normally don't ask someone to be their boyfriend/girlfriend until they've spent a decent amount of time together.

I don't think I will ever understand how sage is supposed to be used on /jp/

We need to have a Takane thread on /a/.

>>9878797
We've spent so much time together, clammy. The only difference is that I don't use a tripcode. But we've had so many intimate conversations in the past... And are you really ok with a normal person? If you were, you wouldn't be in /jp/. Just tell me if you want to be my girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Whatever you prefer.

Takane thread must be back on page 0 again.

>>9878882
No it doesn't. It's nothing but an image dump at this point. You save it when it's on page 15. You'd know this if you lurked instead of making subhuman posts about how much of a crossboarder you are.

>>9878897
How uncalled for

>>9878905
Like your bumping.

>>9878871
It's hard to feel close to someone when you have no way of knowing them from a crowd of identical people.

>>9878913
You still haven't given a proper answer to my question, Clammy. Will you be my boyfriend? Or my girlfriend? Yes or no?

>>9878911
No bumps here.

>>9878921
I'm not one for internet relationships. Nor do I want to associate with majority of people I meet in real life. I am going to be alone. Sorry.

>>9878911
>>9878927

What's a "bump"?

I'm kind of new to all these Forum terms.

>>9878934
Playing hard to get, I see! Don't worry, I'll keep chasing you! You'll be mine, Clammy. I'll be yours. And that will be all we'll ever need.

>>9878943
I don't know about that.

>>9878950
You don't know? Don't worry. I'll teach you. I'll teach you all you need to know!

>>9878966
And what does that include?

>>9878972
It's a secret.

>>9878979
I don't know if I like the sound of that.

>>9878972
I'll pin you down and show you what time it is, for one!

>>9879002
That's something we'll have to find out. Later. Bye bye, Clammy!

>>9878807
This thread only confirms everything I've ever learned...

pic related

>>9879022
Alright, bye.

>>9879034

You should make a Makoto, Takane or Hibiki thread on /a/ over the next couple of days.

>>9879046
Sure, I can do that.

Hibiki is the best idol. Period.
And HibiTaka is the best couple.

>>9881053
This is a nice couple as well.

Takane has the best reaction images

>>9881113

Takane is the most fuckable idol. Prove me wrong.

>>9881113
Fixed by Transparency-kun.

>>9881088
The lewdest couple.

thought I wasnt going to fap today, b ut hey look a takane thread

>>9882500

Takane scares me. Chihaya, on the other hand, is a delicate, defenceless, sensitive, embarrassed virgin with a beautiful flat chest--aw man, brb--fappin' hard!

>>9883905
How about now?

>>9887019
Someone post the picture of Azusa's disgusting, dead zombie vagina.

I just fapped to Takane, felt good.

>>9887720
How about I just post a picture of your mothers instead?

>>9887801
Don't be mean to him.