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Lift regularly, or else.

>> No.9875881

Or else I'll become a holocaust survivor?

>> No.9875892

>>9875881
>holocaust survivor

All two billion of them?

>> No.9875927

>>9875892
Yes. If you don't life you may develop millions of alternate Jewish personalities.

>> No.9876032

>>9875858
what if I can't afford a gym membership or thousands worth of gym equipment?

>> No.9876080
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>>9876032
You can lift heavy things at home for free.

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>> No.9876386 [DELETED] 

>>9876080
Yep, like your ass.

Or your mom.

>> No.9876410 [DELETED] 

>>9876386
I'm holocaust survivor tier fit and my mom is dead.

>> No.9876417

>>9875892
Oy Vey!
That's sixteen billion, goyim!

>> No.9876455

But I DO lift. 3 Times a week actually.

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>> No.9876547

>>9876476
Does she have 3 breasts?

>> No.9876550

>>9876547
You don't?

>> No.9876557

>>9876550
Nope, I have 6. Did she have breast cancer or something?

>> No.9876572

>>9875858
Translate it weebs!

>> No.9876575
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I'm sure Eirin lifts a lot.

>> No.9876668

>>9876572
Eirin became so tiny USA!
The perfect occasion USA!
Payback time USA!
Don't forget to take photos USA!
For Pearl Harbor USA!

>> No.9876683

>>9876668
Is that last one serious? Lol.

>> No.9876689

>>9876683
Of course lel

>> No.9876739
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Or else...

>> No.9876789

>>9876739
Where's her nose?

>> No.9876806

>>9876789
How does she smell?
Terrible!

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>>9876806

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No touhou is exempt from lifting.

>> No.9877637

Do not lift, just do low impact cardio and bodyweight exercises in moderation.
Seriously, otherwise you'll spend too much effort and probably injury yourself like me.
And I'll get less pussy if you're all ripped.

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9877732

Skinny touhous thread? Skinny touhous thread!

>> No.9877782

I lifted regularly and hurt my lower back
Now I can only lift things with my upper body
I'm disproportionate now

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>> No.9877810

>>9877782
Sup anon same here. ;_;

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>> No.9878390

>>9877782
>>9877810
Sounds like you two paid a visit to snap city! Did you guys even read the sticky?

>> No.9878479

I'm sure /jp/ would rather have me sleep with them if I was anorexic than a fatty.

>> No.9879172

>>9877598
OHAYOU GOZAIMASS!! OAHYOU GOZAIMASS!!

>> No.9879195

But I'm in the gym right now /jp/.

>>tfw barrel chest

My bench is the same as my squat...1 plate.

>> No.9879202

>>9876363
"L-Look at me... I'm so fat! It's disgusting!"

>> No.9879227

>>9879202
Silly patchy.

>> No.9880618

>>9876363
>>9879202
>>9879227
Hahaha funny... NOT!

>> No.9881324

I would like to

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