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be friend

Die of a heart attack

Play pattycake with her as I am not sexually attracted to fairies.

>>9872711
Are you serious?
Why would I want to torment her? Isn´t she the evidence of a better and more interesting world than this?

>>9872711
I would shoot her in the fucking head for power-ups.

>>9872749
The question is basically whether or not you'd give up a magical, lighthearted experience for temporary mindless, greedy sexual gratification.

And it's a tough choice...

I would rape them just once except for Luna child. I would take her to live with me and turn her into my sex toy forever.

>>9872746
Cute mental image, dude.

Fairies are hot, so it's a tough choice.

If I go for the less friendly approach, there's no need to make it 'a moment', though. Just put her in a cage so she's your pet forever.

>>9872775
>>9872776
That's so cruel

i wanna be friends with baka baka

Definitely the easiest to kidnap. Even her power doesn't help.

>>9872801
Cirno would probably be really fun to play with actually.

I'm not interested in the lewd part. I'd be pretty excited just to find something magical in this world, there'd be so many things to learn from that.

>>9872814
That's why strapping a fairy to a table, stripping her, and fingering her with your pinky would be so cruel and senseless!

Can I just take one and keep her like a pet?

>>9872820
If you take very good care of her body...

Please don't be to rough with your answers, we fairies only want to have fun with your humans uuwuu~~

Get in a bottle for starters.
Then...I don't know. Talk to it, I guess.

I think I would try to blackmail one of them, or try to find a way to keep her under my control.

It's all about power baby.

Once she's under my protection and depends on me, I'd make a move and try to engage in an abusive relationship.

>>9872835
Within hours the fairy has died due to a lack of oxygen. Good job, murderer.

>>9872835
Uh. Get IT in a bottle. It as in the fairy.

Is there anyone here not going for Star?

>>9872838
Two minutes too late.

>>9872818

It seems kind of pointless, really. With a fairy there's a huge potential for adventure, excitement, and friendship. I'm not gonna throw that away for some fleeting sexual feelings I can get rid of by masturbating.

>>9872840
Swing and a miss. Reread my post.

>>9872842
There's holes in the lid, duh. I'm not stupid.

>>9872844
Whoops.
I assumed you meant something else, what with the lack of Star in the thread up to that post.

>>9872828
I'll protect you from violent humans, Star!

>>9872846
If you just keep her captive permanently, you'll definitely have a sentient pet rather than a chance she might befriend you and maybe visit you again some time. There's a lot of potential, yes, but there's also a good chance she just leaves you alone forever after talking/playing with you for a bit.

>>9872802
Why is lolis being dominated by older women so good?

How big? If they're too small, they won't fit into any cute clothes.

I would eat the fairy to gain its power

>>9872901
So make them go nude~

>>9872874

I'm not saying to just let them go for free and hope they return. I'm not the kind of person to keep them around, but that doesn't mean you can't try to strike some kind of deal so that they tag along or at least teach you something interesting.

>>9872901
If you look at the in-game sprites, none of the fairies are smaller than a 5-year old human.

Let her go, but not before feeding and watering her. Then tell her she can come back any time she's hungry.

>>9872923
And what's to keep a fairy, which is so rarely spotted by humans that they are considered not real, from breaking her promise after she leaves you?

A cage. That's what.

>>9872944

Yeah, I admit it's more secure. But it's really not the same, if you ask me. I'd rather take the risk than just keep them around against their will.

>>9872874
What anime is this from??

>>9872965
precure no pico

>>9872971
There's way too many episodes please what episode is it from?

>>9872978
Yumeiro Patissiere. If you watch it for fairies you'll get your share of them, but it's really badly drawn and hard to watch.

Which fairy would be easiest to trick into having sex by convincing her that it was a game?

>>9873116
cirno baka

>>9873120
I think cirno would be too uncooperative

I'd make her guide me back to where she came from.

>>9873116
probably Sunny

>>9873116
sunny because she's a dumbass

I would let her out, and ask her how she was doing, then maybe go for a walk with her, and finally, give a heartfelt goodbye.

You have caught a fairy. Which means that while she was just minding her own business and going about her day, you have just grabbed her and kept her in your grasp, even if for just a moment.

How could any of you still have the hopes of the fairy being friendly to you after such a rude introduction? How would strangers respond if you were to suddenly grab their wrist tightly and started talking to them? It wouldn't be much different for fairies.

I'd definitely fug the fairy. Then imprison her for future fugging.

>>9872711
Anyone who's saying he'd do something else with it then to fuck it, is just simply lying.

>>9872924
FETT!

And that's why you can't keep a fairy imprisoned, they're too big.

>>9876019
Considering the average fairy is a whole lot smaller than the Touhou fairies, most likely you can just keep it in a cage. If you do happen to get a Touhou fairy, the basement will suffice.

Are we talking about real life or erotic fantasies? In real life I would call scientists or something. It's a great discovery.

>>9876824
They'd take her from you with no compensation, then treat her horribly.

(In all seriousness, it happens all the time with archeological finds; if you tell scientists about it, they'll take it from you and you won't get anything for it except maybe for trouble because they want to see if there's more in your backyard if you found it there.)

sunny love

anyone else... eh

>>9875939
Not everyone wants to be a rapist like you do.

>>9872711
Vivisection.

I would beg her to stay and keep an eye on her at all times. If she doesn't want to stay, I'll sadly have to use force in order to keep her with me forever. By that point there is no reason to pretend I'm nice anymore, I'd rape her relentlessly for the rest of her life.

>>9877253
Sounds like one of these bad endings in MonQue.

Depends. If I can fug her, fug her. If I can rub her on my dick, rub her on my dick. If it's male, take it on an adventure. Otherwise befriend it and let it go(that is, make it make some promise in exchange for its freedom).

Don't need some tiny fairy making tiny poops in my room.

It's better to just do what you want with it. If it caught you, it'd probably make you walk into traffic and die or something.

>This thread, numerous people with horrible fairy abuse fantasies.
>The desire to torment and abuse small creatures is one of the earliest warning signs of psychopathy.

And all I want is a happy fairy friend ;_;

>>9878952
>>The desire to torment and abuse small creatures is one of the earliest warning signs of psychopathy.

There isn't anything wrong with being horny and having rape fantasies, you're an idiot.

>>9878981

>psychopath-logic.tiff.jpg.tga.avi

>>9879032
Even normals have fantasies about rape.

>>9879035

But not raping small creatures, mutilating them, imprisoning them, and generally making them suffer for personal amusement.

>>9879317
I makes me happy when other people suffer. There is nothing wrong with that.

>>9879317
Hey, hey, who ever said anything about mutilation and making them suffer? I'll lock them up and rape them, sure, but the suffering is just a side effect and I don't mind them enjoying themselves when I'm not raping them.

>>9879320
I agree.

>>9879320
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>>9879878
I love being awful.

>>9879886
I awful being love.

Now I really want a fairy.