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I hate her.

I'm just not a fan of her horn.

I bet she smells like sweat and alcohol all the time.

So disgusting.

I think she's cute in her own way

Das Spür when nobody likes Cirno due to meme-spouting idiots.

She reminds me of a black man pretending to be an old Swedish lesbian.

I like her.
In fact, a lot of the time when I'm drinking alone, I'll pretend I'm really drinking with her.

>>9867279
Care to elaborate?

Suika!

I've had a wet dream where we were drinking, and we started wrestling to see who was stronger, and she dominated me and forced me to eat her out.

>>9867265
Yeah, when you are doing her and she's all excited and hugs you then... splash! - you're impaled and die.

>>9867291
I don't see any problem with that.

>>9867294
It hurts, you should know that.

being drunk is overrated, and you get awful headaches

>>9867299
Depends on how drunk you are.

>>9867277

Cirno is my favorite touhou

Why do the generally favored American touhous differ from the generally favored Japanese touhous?

I imagine people select their favorites sort of memetically, so it has a snowball effect.

>>9867294
One of the best possible ways to die.

>>9867317
Who's Japan's favourites?

She's one of my favorite touhou characters. I like her even more than Suika.

I think she's cool though.

>>9867331

Momiji is Japan's Cirno.

>>9867351
With that red leaf you'd think she'd be Canada's favourite.

Pure little girls don't do drugs. What's the point of an impure Touhou?

>>9867542
Purity-obsessed nerds like you disgust me. The best girls are impure.

>>9867590
>>9867542
Now calm down you two. Pure girls are great, but impure girls are fine too.
Really, 2D girls of every type are wonderful. You shouldn't limit yourself to just the pure/impure ones, because then you'd be missing out on a lot.

best touhou

>>9867542

Except a lot of Touhou characters drink alcohol.

But Yuugi is my favorite Touhou!
I love my manly drunkard Touhou.

>>9867280
I do this too. I usually (pretty much always) drink alone. But it's not so lonely when I imagine that I am drinking with Yuugi and Suika.
I wish I could escape and spend the rest of my days drinking and partying with them Underground in Gensokyo.

>>9867542
Alcohol isn't a drug, Anon.

>>9867645
You kidding? It's the best one in the world.

>>9867645
Yes it is. In either case, pure little girls do not do it.

>>9867641
>I love my manly drunkard Touhou.
And the fact that she's got insane breasts and an awesome sexy body has anything to do with it right?

>>9867659
Not canon

She's my favorite and she seems to be fairly popular here too. Shame that the Japanese dislike her so we'll probably never get any merchandise of her. Why is she so unpopular there anyways? Is it because she has a simple design?

>>9867674
Because of her ugly horn.

>>9867659
I'd love her even if she was flat and had tube limbs.
Suika is one of my favorite Touhous as well and she is usually depicted as being flat and rather featureless.

I'll admit though that I do rather enjoy her busty bosom and rockin' body that she is usually depicted with. I also like her muscles and tone as well, which isn't exactly feminine.

Take 2 is up

>>9867659
>sexy body

Yuugi's exploding breasts.

>>9867674
There is this doujin circle that makes these cute little charms of Touhous. You can buy them on melonbooks. I really wanted this Yuugi one but I kept putting off buying it, especially since I would have to pay extra to ship it here.

I waited for a real long time, past multiple comikets, and forgot to buy it. When I finally remembered, I thought that I was way too late and it must have already sold out. But when I went to melonbooks, it was the only Touhou charm still in stock, while all the other characters sold out long ago. It was the only one still listed, they moved onto Ten Desire characters already. I guess it was lucky for me though since I got to buy it, I ended up buying the last few left.

Isn't it sad, Yuugi?

Regardless, it seems they restocked all the charms of the old characters again, which is nice. But seeing Yuugi being the last one tears me up.

>>9867683
>>9867712
Sexy doesn't mean "attractive FEMALE body" only you know.

I wonder how dangerous it would be to have a brewery in gensokyo.

>>9867742
That's really cute.
I kind of want one too now.

>>9867742
Aw shit, well hopefully those are still in stock when I get home tomorrow. It would be nice finally having something of her even if it's something as small as a charm.

the things i would do to that oni...

>>9867794
That's a pretty long horn.

>>9867794
This is a SAFE FOR WORK board so take that hentai and get out of here.

>>9867848
Suck my cock, loser.

>>9867848
>you_must_be_a_new_loli_here.jpg

>>9867857
>>9867855
Don't defend shitposters, shitposters. You'll get banned.

>>9867855
Please no bully.

>>9867857
That filename is nowhere to be seen on this thread.

Why would you quote something that doesn't even exist?

>>9867848
>>9867864
You're the one who's ruining a Yuugi thread with metashit, Eugene.

>>9867848

WHY IS /jp/ SFW WHEN NOBODY HAS A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little Eugene is trying to be relevant. Hmph

>>9867910
My job is to make /jp/ a better place. And if my mother saw me looking at hentai I'd lose that job because she'd take away my computer. So be considerate.

>>9867910
o god damn i started laughing real good at taht and my roommate came over and asked me why i had >>9867794's pic up

>>9867787
>>9867792
Like I said, they just restocked every character, including Yuugi, which is pretty cool.
And judging by how long it took for Yuugi to sell out earlier, there should be no threat of it selling out any time soon.

Here it is
http://shop.melonbooks.co.jp/shop/detail/215001000066
And other characters
http://shop.melonbooks.co.jp/shop/list/MF/%25E3%2582%25AE%25E3%2583%25AD%25E3%2583%2581%25E3%2583%25
B3%25E9%258A%2580%25E5%25BA%25A7

They are honestly the best Touhou charms/keychains I have ever seen. Most are huge and look silly on actual keys, but these are small, metal, and durable. And they don't look too silly or obnoxious. Real simple design.

I took a quick pic to show the size. My other keychain is Shikieiki's judge thingy.

I like to imagine Yuugi getting drunk and forcing herself on me without any bondage, just pure indomitable strength, happily ignorant of any resistance.

10/10 woulld watch.

>>9868199
But that's rape.

>>9868199
She's break your Coccyx, and it would the most glorious possible way to die.

>>9868215
yeah, but she doesn't know she's doing it

I love Yuugi, I wanna drink with her

>>9868282

I want an onilicious drinking harem.

the things i would do to that oni...

>>9868294
This is every man's dream

>>9868298
Guess where that horn is going?

Captcha: analysis itedews

>>9868300
I know it's mine dream.
>>9868199
Her face makes me drool, her kisses would reek of alcohol and her tongue would be overly forceful
*nosebleed*
>>9868304
Oh my, I think I might like where this is going.

>>9868298

The things that oni would do to you..

>>9868199
I'm not into femdom but I find the idea of Yuugi doing that extremely hot.

The horniest 2hu

>>9868215
Who wouldn't want to be raped by Yuugi. Hopefully while she was raping me, she'd also taunt and degrade me, asking me to do something about it while she knows I'm too weak to.

I want to work out, drink and bathe with Yuugi! She is my favorite!

>>9868409
I don't think you realize how horrible woman on male rape is.
Females don't have a refractory period so they can go on for hours upon hours, that alone is enough to pretty much cause your dick to be permanently unusable.

>>9868440

>>9868440
> they can go on for hours upon hours, that alone is enough to pretty much cause your dick to be permanently unusable.

I think he realizes this just by the fact she's an oni.

>>9868440
And it'd be worth every second to be dominated and emasculated by Yuugi.

>>9868463
I do not understand the desire for HURK HURK HURK.

>>9868477
Are you saying you don't see the appeal in being dominatd by a female?

>>9868197
Fuck, they don't ship outside of Japan do they?

Hey kid, wanna /ss/?

>>9868440
>cause your dick to be permanently unusable
That's my fetish, though.

>>9870197
Ok.

>>9870204
Your idea of "good tradeoffs" are so messed up.

>>9870211
I don't get what you're saying. I just want Yuugi to humiliate me for having a useless dick.

>>9870231
And you'd need to break it to do that because?

Yuugi's exploding breasts.

>>9870302
NSFW, enjoy you're are're ban's.