/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i hate /jp/ and everything it stands for

No i'm hoping m00t deletes it soon, it is a waste of space

>>9853652

just like you

Fuck no.

>>9853656
i wish there was a way to kill people through the internet because id use it on you

>>9853663

no bullying on /jp/ ;_:

>>9853667
dont post shitty reddit memes then you american pig

I think I have a problem because of /jp/
Whenever I see a wimpy guy, I instantly think "oh my, does he browse /jp/?" and start imagining situations of us entering a relationship.
I've tried countless times to get together with a /jp/sy, with so many failed attempts though email, irc, mmo, msn, skype..

I just want to date a /jp/ anon, why is that so hard to find?

/jp/ doesn't love me so no.

>>9853671
ill date you im a girl tho

>>9853669
>>9853663
Average assdevastaded yuro incapable of understanding ``irony''
Notice how no one even mentioned their nationality until he came along.
You never see this behaviour from GOOD poster lands, like the Americas or Australia.

I had a lousy father, a lousy childhood. I hit 40 and I figured I was never going to have a son of my own. Hell, I never wanted one. What the hell do I know about raising a kid?

Then you came into my life, /jp/. I'm a very proud father.

>>9853674
Email me please. I'm about to sleep though, so you have plenty of time to write if you're a nervous responder.
oyasumi jaypee

I'd save it as long as I didn't have to pay for anything.

>>9853696
pretty much this. Not gonna sage even though my post is useless cuz fuq da pohleese

>>9853671
Because we're all NEETs who rarely leave our rooms and don't want to associate with all the disgusting people.

>>9853674

sorry, wrong mail first time....
pls respond if you like though

I've always had mood swings when I was alone and they have been fucking me up real bad lately.

I was truNEET for like 4 years and eventually joined the military and turned into a single, far away from home man that is now a golden symbol for what my sisters should be doing with their lives, but every night I get depressed because I just want to hang out with my friend and play video games and enjoy life.

I get an average of like 4 hours a sleep a night.

Tonight I

nevermind this is some shitty /soc/ post i'm sorry it's just no one cares about what the fuck i'm saying i just wanted to type it out

sorry

>>9853671
are you the veiny tit femanon from another thread

if so I'll be taking more pictures.

>>9853760
no, I'm a guy. I just don't care if its a male or female /jp/, as long as they're cute and submissive. I want them to need me.

>>9853779

You sound like a big jerk!

>>9853787
How? Because I want someone to need my help with things? I hate feeling useless, and if someone doesn't need my support coping with their NEET or depression problems, I wont really feel needed.

I will kill myself if /jp/ is deleted.
Maybe stream it on Twitch but idk how I would let all my friends know to come watch.

>>9853793
You can help me by starting to lick my feet, dude.

If I told you that I genuinely care about you would you believe me?

it would be a shame if it got deleted

>>9853644
I'd mess with football.

>>9858931
You've gone and done it now man, shouldn't have even mentioned messing with football, give my regards to the feds.

/jp/ a shit. Too bad Im stuck here forever. It didnt seem bad back in the day when /jp/ was still tolerable.

If /jp/ disappeared, I'd go to /bun/ or /tc/.

I'll have to deal with the slower posts, but I feel safe there like I feel safe on /jp/.

There's no bully here.

>>9858931

>>9853810
It's ``suck my cock dude''. Get it right.

>>9853671
Meh, can't hurt. Any NEETs want to chat, drop an email.

>>9853663
>>9853669
>>>/v/ onegai

If mootykins was gonna make me tolerate a glorified fleshlight thread on /a/ every damn day for months ever again, on the supposed basis that it was supposedly "related" because you can find one with raildex bitch on the box, I swear I would ride the chinese cheapo bus to New York where mootles apparently goes to university, find out where moot goes to class and accost him in the most embarrassing way possible short of breaking the law.

Luckily I get the impression moot would be even more hostile to another daily theme buttplug/equivalent thread on /a/ than even I would be.

Also it's really good we have a board where Touhou is definitively on-topic and allowed.

>>9853681
Asstrailians and "Australians" (junk Asian countries, India, etc.) are legendary dumbfucks. For example, New Zealand = CP spammers.

>>9853644
>Would you go to the ends of the earth to save /jp/?

YES

>>9859194
Prove it.

>>9853644
>Would you go to the ends of the earth to save /jp/?

>>9859221
ill slaughter anyone who harms /jp/ or a /jp/er!!!

>>9859240
>ill slaughter anyone who harms /jp/ or a /jp/er!!!

What if a /jp/er harms another /jp/er? Would you slaughter that /jp/er? And then would you slaughter yourself, since you harmed a /jp/er?

>>9859248
A true /jp/er would never harm another /jp/er. You just need to decide which of the two is the true /jp/er.

>>9859248
i will say

Please no bullying!!!!

>>9859262
very true

>>9859262
>A true /jp/er would never harm another /jp/er
I'm glad to see someone who doesn't suck at semantics.

Whereas sparky >>9859268 on the other hand fell for the trap.

It is my dream that one day moot will delete this board and everyone on it will simultaneously kill themselves out of grief.

>>9859304
all over your face

it's just a board. there's like 30 others, and then 30 more on every other chan. if you're desperate there are non-futaba forums everywhere with even more boards.

and if you take away touhou, passive aggression, gay innuendo and loli/pedo arguments this place is basically /b/.

in fact /b/ has three of those things they just pitch it differently.

so long story short if this place dies I don't give a shit and neither should anybody else because it makes no sense. seriously sevenchan (word filtered) is more /jp/ than /jp/ itself most of the time.

to be honest /jp is ussually pretty bad.
theres too many bullies and shitposts, but sometimes there is something good. its a shame because /jp has alot of potential.

All I do on /jp/ is hide Touhou threads and reply to shitposts.

>>9859477
You could always stop making shitty posts.
People who complain about shitposts don't seem to realize that they can stop shitposts by telling shitposters to fuck off and by not making shitposts themself

>>9859500
>telling shitposters to fuck off
that's shitposting, an intelligent person would understand that being antagonistic is only going to escalate the situation.

ignore them or something.

>>9853644
>How much do you love /jp/?
Unconditionally.
It's tha kind of love where the faults become something akin to amusing quirks.

>>9859508
It depends on how they respond. Some people shitpost and think they're making quality contributions to the board, who might actually stop. Some people are just doing it for the hilarity value and they'll just reply with a post that's twice as shitty, and should be left alone.

>>9859415
I actually broke off from 4chan when 7 was initially made, and probably stayed there for around a year. The place is just so much slower that I just ended up right back on 4chan after that year. But yeah, if /jp/ was deleted or something I'd probably just go to 7, tc, and bun.

>>9859524
We just need a special squad of turbo-janitors that can place cummulative 30 minute bans or something.

4chan cumulates weaknesses from both democracy and communism.

>>9859673
Give them machetes, too. Machetes are for some reason more intimidating than guns!

I would go to the ends of the earth to save /jp/ mainly because I have nothing better to do and walking is fun.

I would gladly sacrifice my self to save /jp/ and its denizen.

>>9859093
>onegai
hoo kwot mait?

I would take moot hostage.

Danny Choo offers you a deal: he wants to buy /jp/, but he needs your approval. If you give it to him, he gets complete control over /jp/--its content, its rules, its moderation, etc. In return, you get enough money to live in luxury as a NEET for the rest of your life.

Do you accept his offer?

>>9862327
Yes

>>9862327
No

>>9862327
I accept!!

>>9862327
thats even worse than moot deleting /jp/.

>>9862327

Yes.

Fuck these nerds, I don't care about them.

why is Patchy showing off her bare feet?

>>9862361
Nothing wrong with that. You're the lewd one for taking fault with it.

It's the only place left for me on the internet, and even then it's beginning to fade on me. Please don't die /jp/ I'll do anything

>>9862362
Aren't you the lewd one for automatically assuming he had lewd thoughts?

>>9862372
Oh snap, you got him.

Tokiko is gone.
/jp/ is already dead.

I don't like you /jp/ jackasses. In fact, I hate you and I'm sure you feel the same about me.

>>9853644
I do love /jp/. I love /jp/ so much, but everywhere I look I just see people trying to destroy it, applying their backwards logic and passive-agressive approach to discussion and I just feel so sad. I see the mmo /vg/ thread with 300 replies and tons of naysaying posts getting deleted by janitors along with reporting queues and I just can't take it! It's so obvious that there's a couple of well-connected people trying to nudge the board in the direction they see fit and it just saddens me greatly that the ultimate bastion of good sense in 4chan is getting destroyed bit by bit.

>>9862383
You are him.

This is the only place for me now. I can't stand other forums or other boards. It doesn't feel right.

Ends of the earth though, no. I don't love you guys that much.

>>9862383
He's gone from /jp/ but not from the world unfortunately.

>>9862391

I don't even know you. How would I hate you?

>>9853793

not at all.
absolutely not.

>>9862400
I still do not get why people accuse me of this. Aside from some time travel, split personalities, or other advanced fuckery, there's no way I'm tokiko.

I love /jp/ like I love a ロリ. I would do lewd things to /jp/, even if /jp/ told me no...
I would peek at /jp/'s pantsu to see which color she is wearing today. And then I would marry /jp/.

All I know is that I would gladly suck all of /jp/ penises, but only if they wash them first. I don't like dick cheese.

That side, I like this place, and I identify with the people in it. Sooo yeah, I would struggle to save this place.

>>9862633
die fag

I love everyone on /jp/ and want them all to live happy lives. I love you so much I never want to leave your sides. From the bullies, shitposters to all the meidos and decent discussion guys. Even if I have to use a crappy phone to see your beautiful poetry again. You are all wonderful people
Except for Finns. I hate you

I like /jp/ a lot. It's my gateway to otherwise obscure and silly things that I enjoy. The subject matter is one of those things that is only well communicated by an imageboard.

Of course I love /jp/... We have some pretty amazing history, and some pretty well-known posters. Sadly, they're all gone.

Unban Currybutt!

>>9862506

>>9862506

Don't you ever make /jp/ cry, and promise to love and protect her forever. If you can agree to that, I suppose I'm OK with it.

Its alright. I like to think there are a few intelligent people on /Jp/ since the majority is composed of retarded shitposters and just plain idiots. It really makes me embarrassed sometimes, but I guess it can't be help. And this is my home board, so it's not like I'm just criticizing and leaving.
I find that the people who stay within the threads that appeal to their niche interests (kigurumi, j music, dolls, vns, actual touhou threads relevant to the games, etc) tend to have meaningful nice conversations/debates

Sometimes I get upset when I think about the possibility that some /jp/ posters don't vote conservative, but my worries subside eventually.

>>9863156
#romneyryan 2012

:)

>>9863156

Not voting for Obama, or that leverage buyout Mormon faggot that's running against him.

I can't stand either of them.

>>9863178
stop being jealous of mitt romneys wealth

>>9863178
I wish voting for the other parties mattered

/jp/ is nothing to me.
I would cast aside /jp/ like a used up dog on the streets.

I don't dislike /jp/.

I like /jp/ because I don't see greentext and people are a lot more polite.

I kinda wanted to play vidya with someone from /jp/ but y'all are way too shy!

>>9863192

>>9853644
Yes.
I really do love /jp/ oh so very much and most of everyone here dearly too.

>>9853644
I love you Patchouli!
You're the only reason I still come here.

>>9863215
And I love you too Anonymous.

I hate everyone here and wouldn't care if you all died.

>>9863237
>le madness face

nice try imposter

>>9863237
Nooooooooooooo

>>9863237
suck on MY penis!!!!!!

>>9863237
Y-you're not the real Mediator!

>>9863156
I love you too American-eagle-chan.

>>9863237
You're coming real close to being bullied Mediator-san.

I would die to save /jp/

Which isn't saying much, since I'd die for anything, really.

>>9863237
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire US adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.

I love /jp/ a lot. You guys are my only friends.
I don't know if I'd go to the ends of the earth to save you, but I'd certainly consider it.

/jp/ is an addicting place. I don't know why.

I always post using sage because I don't want to unnecessarily bump threads just because of my shitty comments if I'm not contributing with something, so most it's not unusual that I'm the last one commenting on a thread before it gets deleted.

But, I think I would donate some money if it were needed. Something I've never done, and never would, for another website.

>>9868048
>I always post using sage because I don't want to unnecessarily bump threads just because of my shitty comments if I'm not contributing with something
That means love

>>9853671
i would date you i need to be 100% emotionally dependant on someone but if you end it i will probably kill myself or you and i both if i do end up getting 100% attatched

>>9867559

There was a girl that i went out with but we recently broke up. When we were dating, she never said "i love you" to me or anything. I was really upset and it hurt when she never replied to my texts because i wanted to know how she was. maybe im just too like...scared to be by myself. maybe i'm just too incompetent for this "love" thing. You have a lot of chances to find someone. Don't lose hope so easily.

Loving someone is very difficult. I recently broke up with a girl because i found out she was cheating on me. You worry to death about him/her and you want to know how he/she is doing. Before I found out about her cheating on me, I was unsure if she really cared about me at all. Rarely answering my texts or answering a few hours i sent mine, never saying we should go out for something (i always asked if she wanted to go somewhere), and never was she the one to say "i love you". You should just wait. There'll be someone.

>>9863237

Mediator, if you really are Mediator, how come you never respond to me in your /r9k/ threads? I really want to talk to you and get to know you ;_;

>>9871980
Congratulations: you're a neurotic sperglord. Your paranoia wasn't attractive, you weren't being "devoted" or "honest", you were being a creep, and that's probably why she cheated on you,

Now shut yourself in your room and play eroge for a minimum of six months.

>>9868048
I prefer nokosage, if you get the captcha wrong then you don't need to retype it.

Plus, for reason I feel that people only use sage for the status and I despise that.

>>9862633

H-how lewd!

>>9871988
Woah now, watch out for Relationship_Expert89. They're really telling it how it is.

How'd you get to be such an expert on other people's lives?

>>9872018
>They're really telling it how it is.
It sounds about right, really. Stories like this have replayed themselves out so many times that it's practically familiar to anyone who's heard enough relationship stories.

>>9872028
Relationships are never black and white and without knowing in-depth how their relationship we don't know what really happened. Though people can be overbearing and push others away, sometimes people are just whores and cheat because they have no empathy or morals.

Shitposting aside, /jp/ is a pretty fun place. I wouldn't mind taking it east with a fellow /jp/er and playing some games.

>>9872065
I wouldn't want to play with any autist that uses the "shitposting" meme.

>>9871988
i get it. i get it. you didnt have to sound so much of a jerk about it tho -.-

>>9871980
3D can't feel love. All women are sluts. Give up on them.

I am trying very hard to get to know my future husband.

>>9863237
Why don't you just leave then?
We all care about each other for the most part.

the end of my earth is outside my room, so yes, but that's scary so I try not to think about it

I wish /jp/ gets deleted, at least I won't see my epic /jp/ memes being spouted by crossboarding mouthbreathers running around the place.

I feel like a hero on reserve, waiting for some disaster to strike. This engine is purring, the gasoline is burning, but the vehicle hasn't moved at all.

I don't have anywhere to drive to, so I'll take what I can get. "Would you save /jp/?" you ask? Sure, I've got nothing better to save. Realistically, though, there would be nothing that I could do--what's wrong is almost always a problem unwilling to be solved.

I love /JP/ so much that I might actually do something for it if it's at the edge of being deleted.

Who touhou here?

>>9877476
I fucked up again...

>>9878232
haha watta fag

good job LOSER

I don't like internet people. They're all crazy as hell

I enjoy browsing the good threads but the shitty ones really, really make me wish the board would just go the fuck away.

It's a love/hate relationship, I guess.

Its OK but I wish there wasn't so much anime and touhou stuff, I don't like either.

>>9878750
I miss when /jp/ was about feel threads

Which one of you nerds want to die? >:)

It's /jp/ related if you mention /jp/ in the OP