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any wizards here willing to do this for me?
I don't want to wait until I'm 30.
spread that wealth around

>> No.9860389

>>9860387
Why would he summon the shittiest 2hu?

>> No.9860395

>>9860387
>Have to make sure I don't go BOOM when she wakes up
BOOM, indeed.

>> No.9860394

>>9860387
again an awesome plot.

>> No.9860397

>>9860387
truly a truWIZARD

>> No.9860409

>>9860394
I take that back. At least, she is not virgin in this one.

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>>9860397

>> No.9860470
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>>9860426

>> No.9860483
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>>9860387
The main problem with that doujin is realism -- the said wizard lacks the features of a real one, making it hard not only to sympathize with or to insert yourself as him, but also to believe his claims of wizardry.

>> No.9860494

I've been thinking wizards as hairy, greasy, slim, shaky male people loaded up in Harry Potter setting.
They would have fun playing magic the gathering together... And stuff. It would be so cute.

>> No.9860498

>>9860494
Boys can't be cute.

>> No.9860500

>>9860498
Not even in frilly clothing?

>> No.9860509

That's no good, you should use your magic for good only.
Sex with a touhou is the most evil thing one can do

>> No.9860506

>>9860500
hmm no
that just means he tries to look like a girl

>> No.9860514

>>9860483
He is 35yo not 30. It's a huge change in the average scenario.

>> No.9860564

>>9860514
So he wasted his time learning rejuvenation magic? That's why the weakling took so long to learn the 2D summoning spell.

>> No.9860569

how am I supposed to learn magic if there isn't a single mage school nearby?

>> No.9860573

>>9860569
Open your mind.
Go to libraries.
Discern fake magic books from true magic books.
Learn Legends and history.
Try not to fuck up by summoning a demon.

>> No.9860582

>>9860573
But then he uses his magic to summon and fuck a touhou.
And then anon was demon.

Good thing he gets killed by the touhou then

GOOD ENDING

>> No.9860652

>>9860498
30 year old a boy? Come on man.

>> No.9860664

>>9860652
at least in spirit.

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>>9860387
>summoning the worst 2hu

>> No.9860769 [DELETED] 

>>9860741
who are u quoting?

>> No.9860789

>>9860769
you're mom while she rides my dick

>> No.9860807

Ahhhn~ Yes~ Oh god..! Anon... summoning the worst 2hu... Yes! I'm coming!

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>>9860498

>> No.9860820

>>9860817
disgusting

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>>9860817
Eww, gay as HELL dude.

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>>9860509
Touhous are hundreds of years olds virgins. I'm sure many of them would like to have a gentle /jp/sie as boyfriend.

>> No.9860873

So now where is this doujin, never seen it before, looks like the one that had a baby fat belly Flandre.

>> No.9860879

>>9860852
None of you how to treat a magical being.
No sex at all, never.
Hundred of years old virgins are above such primal urges

>> No.9860886

>>9860879
Swing and a miss. Some of them are incredibly sensual beings; a fertility goddess, a vampire, and so on. And then there are the younger ones, who have not had the experience. And the odds that they would repress themselves for no reason are astronomically low.

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>>9860879
Please don't project your Madonna–whore complex on Touhous.

>> No.9860905

>>9860886
>no reason
A reason would be that you don't become a filthy whore

>> No.9860923

Since we're talking bout fuckin TouHou characters, do you think there's a way to escape getting a frost bitten dick if you fuck Cirno?

>> No.9860930

>>9860923
Magic.

>> No.9860955

>>9860930
Well no, I was thinking if she can control ice, which is to say, she can remove and move heat from areas, simply bring some heat to the inside of that area.

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>>9860923
see:
>>9857389

>> No.9861002

>>9860965
Okay go read Perfect Memento in Strict Sense and read the about 2-3 instances where it is stated her body temperature and the air around her can induce frostbite.

Her inside is more than likely the same or maybe a tad less cold, but still.

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>> No.9861016

>>9861011
;)

>> No.9861022

>>9861011
That doesn't look like Flandre at all.

>> No.9861027

>>9861011
now where is this one from

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>>9861022

>>9861027
Natsu Flan Remi Summer! by MeltdoWN COmet. He's the dude who draws all the chubby flandre stuff.

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>>9861027
Chubbies Gone Wild

>> No.9861056

You don't have to be ugly to value your purity.

>> No.9861059

>>9861035
downloading at the speed of DSL

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win.

>> No.9861106

>>9861002
But you'd still put it in regardless.

>> No.9861372

>>9861035
I don't like his works. They are rather boring and uncreative. His Flandre and Remilia are basically just some random loli and nothing more. Everything about them and the original setting is ignored.

>> No.9861376

>>9861372
/jp/ hates everything.

>> No.9861510

>>9861105
agreed, pretty epic

>>9861372
this guy on the other hand is fail. the point is to fap who cares about story or setting??

>> No.9861528

>>9861510
Those things can make a work more immersive and enjoyable. Well, if it's a good story at least, and not something like Nounai Kanojo, or "Sanae gets faith through sex".

>> No.9861539

>>9861510
Story and setting can make things a lot better.

The best art in the world gets boring eventually with no plot, at least for me

>> No.9861747

>>9861539
no, what matters is the girl.
if i put a fat lardy 50 year old granny in an amazing setting would you still fap to it?

>> No.9861800

>>9861747
Actually what matters is a lot of smaller things. If there's a gorgeous girl in a book with <insert fetish that disgusts you> I don't imagine you'd enjoy that either.

>> No.9862034

>>9861800
i hate ntr, but if the girl is hot i will watch/view the anime/manga even tho i hate ntr

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>>9861510
I do.

>> No.9862119

>>9861510
Are you serious? The right setting and story and using those elements properly can make things so much hotter.

Basically anything that isn't related to the actual sex is determined by those. Fetishes like MILF, NTR and many more only exist in specific settings.

>> No.9862413

What a beautiful story OP, it had action, suspense, romance, and a happy ending.

>> No.9863733

>>9862036
grate thumbnail

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