/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Food Stamps is the only thing i refuse to use. Far too public and at the start of the month supermarkets are crammed with niggers and single white mothers.

>>9857861
I'm sure if you managed the money well enough/he;d out for a few days after the first it wouldn't be so bad.

Can I get food stamps if I've never worked?

>>9857861
what are you talking about, everyone uses food stamps now

Also why don't you just go in the mornings or late night to get your food, you're less likely to deal with others, idiot.

>>9857861
Give them to your mom.

>>9857861
Man you really need to get out more, food stamps basically look like debit cards now, so NOBODY would know you have one but the cashier.

Also I'm using food stamps and I'm the palest guy in my area

>>9857867
The start of the month everyone gets their foodstamps. The stores are cramped as fuck regardless of the hour, it's also embarrassing to be lumped in that group. I'd rather starve.

>>9857876
Don't talk to me about going out you useless fuck. I actually have a job.

>>9857879
So everyone that's unemployed are "useless fucks"?

Yeah you really need to get out more and stop telling fantasies.

>>9857879
getting food stamps doesn't mean you're lazy plus I doubt you have a job

>>9857879
>I actually have a job

At sucking cocks?

>>9857892
Hey man that's a respectable age old profession.

>>9857892
DAMNIT, I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!

>>9857892
Oh yeah? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!

>>9857877
Good god then just starve if you're going to be that much of a faggot about it.

What "group" do you mean? You have everyone on food stamps and not giving two shits about it, I hope you have a job and independent with that attitude or you're just doomed.

>>9857881
You're the NEET that's on foodstamps and you're trying tell me I'm the delusional one? Get a clue you, useless fuck.

I'm not a NEET anymore

Getting pushed back into normal life made me realize how much I miss it, it's pretty depressing.

Doing okay, playing video games and watching animes. I gave my mom my EBT card since she does most of the food shopping.

I think the isolation is starting to affect me. I could be going off the deep end. Just today I met my dead grandmother in a state of trance. She seemed happy, she's probably in heaven.

>>9857906
>On /jp/
>Telling everyone that he has a job to feel mighty
>Not the delusional one

I'm not even him but do you even know where you are?

I'm learning about tarot cards. I never knew they all represented something, they're really cool.

>>9857914

One weird thing about being on the internet is I can never tell if someone is being serious or not.

I'm feeling the pull of the consumerist lifestyle.

I want to make music, and I've convinced myself that I need a $500 MIDI keyboard to do it.

>>9857919
EPIC GREEN BRO

I'm not even him but do you even know where you are?

>>9857906
>You're delusional, why aren't you starving then using benefits to temporary feed you?

>>9857931
I can tell that you're the same person as >>9857919 because it's obvious that you're straight from /a/.

>>9857931
he's delusional just ignore him, my mom was on food stamps if people think everyone on food stamps are lazy fucks then they're idiots.

>>9857936
I'm >>9857931 actually.
I just don't get people with idiotic thinking like yours.

>>9857937
Your mother was a piece of shit then. Probably some trashy whore who got knocked up at a young age.

>>9857951
My mom was a piece of shit for feeding me? Well okay mister troll

>>9857951

take it easy, bro. We don't welcome /b/like behavior around these parts.

What's with all this

"I ain't no using no food stamps, hmm hmm, no way no Sir I ain't doing that."

talk...
Come on d00d...!
You're sounding like a sassy black woman...

Why would anyone on /jp/ care if someone is on food stamps, you're all fucking NEET losers.

>>9857957
Yeah, your mother was a piece of shit for continuing your existence.

I have a job and go to school, am I eligible for food stamps? I dont know anything about them.

>>9857948
Sorry, the abundance of >greentext and reaction pics threw me off.

>>9857962

I aint no loser!

>>9857962
This.

>>9857964
If you're white and don't have a mental disability, then no you aren't eligible.

My computer is finally unable to play new games. How do I get money to get a new computer?

>>9857971
funny, I'm white with no mental disability and using food stamps.

>>9857962
Social anxiety.
Not that I'm saying I wouldn't use food stamps though. Actually I never went shopping in my life.

>>9857977
Which makes it true?

>>9857962
The angry guy said he has a job.

>>9857974
How did you acquire them and do you have a job?

>>9857978
Nope, the unemployment rate in my state is high.

>>9857977
I'm Bill Gates, I guess you have to believe me.

>>9857978
If you have no job and going to school you can get them easy

>>9857979
>>9857982
it's not something to lie about...

>>9857992
Just like I'm saying, I'm Bill Gates

>>9857992
if he (you) had a job then why would you care about any of this, it seems a bit childish.

>>9857992
But you're lying about it

It's easy to see you're samefagging

>>9857998
Cut him some slack, he's just now old enough to get a high school job and he's excited about it.

>>9857925

Everyone on /jp/ has a form of autism so everything should be taken at face value.

Hobbies alone don't make you a social reject, NEET, or a shut-in. You people need to stop assuming because someone visits a board they're just like you.

>>9858017

I can't do that anon. I've been here a while but some of the stuff I read is just crazy.

I just assume you all are joking

i'm supposed to help my sister move on friday which also involved meeting my uncle who will be asking what my plans are now that I've skipped out on yet another year of university, what do I say?

>>9857998
>>9858001
I wasn't even part of the exchange until now. Stop bullying.

>>9858021
>>>/a/

>>9858029
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>>9858029
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xD

>>9858027
Jut say whatever he'd most like to hear you say,

It's not like you have to actually go through with it.

I'm sorry. I just lost it for some reason. You really hit a nerve there. For someone like you to have to audacity to try to seem superior to me really really pissed me the fuck off.

>>9858044
Who are you and who is that post directed at?

>>9858027
Just fake illness and blow the whole thing off.

>>9858034
>>9858036
>>>/a/

>>9858021

Because you know me right? You know me so well. You know everything about me, my influences, what hurts me, what helps me, what haunts me, you know it all right? You know what I’ve been through, going through and will go through don’t you? You know all my choices and the reasons as to why I made them, right? Listen, think what you want when you come and mouth off about how ridiculous, or stupid, or slutty or dumb or ugly or whatever else you want to call me, but remember that you don’t know half of the story, and I doubt when you’re pointing the finger, your own slate is clean, is it?

>>9858044
Good, I'm going to get my favorite fun foods with my EBT Card and have fun as a NEET, while you slave away at your job with minimum wage

>>9858044
Don't get flustered that we're better than you. The fact that you work makes you an inferior person. Slaving away all of your time. Maybe someday you can be like one of us.

>>9858060

NEET FIGHT!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

>>9858059
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LOL owned

If I apply for food stamps while on /jp/ bux does it cut into the amount I get in /jp/ bux or is it extra credit?

>>9858200
Nah it's extra credit. Eat up!

>>9858208
Can you save up food stamp credit or do they reset every month?

>>9858227
No you can't save up.

>>9858227
you can save up, the don't reset but if you're frequently not using it, they'll reduce the amount of money you get.

>>9858279
They do both here, they expire at the end of the month, and if you don't use it all they give you less.

how do you guys deal with the soul crush loneliness?

>>9858080
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How do I get /jp/ bux? I have 10 years of medical records saying im mentally ill. Who do I ask for the bux?

>>9858885
Wow, should be a piece of cake. Just google SSI and follow the steps.

Looking for neetfriends again, anywhere, bonus for yurop.

i know that's not much to go on but i'll try to be a good friend

My mom got an EBT card a while back, at my grocery store you could tell them "debit" when they asked and it would still go through as food stamps, no idea if it still works though.

I'd always feel embarrassed when I used it so I'd pretend I borrowed someone's card to buy them food. You can always tell the cashiers look down on you for having one.

am I the only person with self check out at the grocery store?

>>9859002

No, we have those here too, but there are no food stamps in Australia so I only use it to avoid talking to the cashier.

>>9858897
email this guy he's cool