/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is that colloquial for "let's fuck tonight" or something?

Do you have an AI make your bento?

She's going to kill you

>>9855995

What do you think "Tonight <3" can mean?

が山だ。

>>9855995
It means "tonight", and it even has a heart. I think it means what you think it means.

L-lewd.

Call the police.

Does that say "ko-n-ya"

What does konya mean?

>>9856033
tonight

I'd be slightly disappointed that all I got was rice.

Throw the box away, call the cops and get back into your room.

>>9856042
Look to the left.

>>9856055
>get back into your room.

What do you want in my room, you creep?

I don't understand anything but the heart. Who would even give that to me anyways? It's free food though.

>>9856059
Oh, there it is. Well all is right with my lunch then.

>>9856067
>taking free food from strangers
I have no idea why you're still alive.

I read it as "nin'ya" first (that's how German peasants pronounce "ninja"). That scared me for a moment.

>>9856089
Not all of us live in shitholes or are unlucky/frail enough to be posioned.

>>9856089

To tell the truth I don't know how I'm still alive either.

>>9856089
Even if you're out to kill people passing out poisoned food is a very inefficient way to do so.

>>9856042
The goodies are in the other portion. You can see a dumpling.

Ah~, I wish I had someone to make bento for me.

>>9856141
I'd make you a bento every day, if you took care of me in return.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLQup-_N84I3
Reminded me of this

>find the nearest weeb
>tell him to translate it

It would be interesting and disgusting if whoever gave me this 今夜　lunchbox left a condom inside it as well.

>>9856199

What does =hP means?

>>9856268
It's a =P face with a fork stuck in it.

>>9856010
If it's a yandere, I wouldn't doubt it.

>>9856817
Would it give a yandere a lady boner if I stood to fight off her attempt to kill me?

>what do?

Play this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUBwjyhRweQ

gib hir dik!