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9852958 No.9852958 [Reply] [Original]

What modern wonders would you introduce to Futo first?

>> No.9852964

smokeless gunpowder
next question!

>> No.9852972

My dick.

>> No.9852973

vibrators

>> No.9852974

Internet

>> No.9852977
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>>9852964
That just sounds dangerous
>>9852972
>>9852973
Lewd!
>>9852974
But then you would have to explain a computer, which could be a frustratingly cute experience.

>> No.9852981

Depends on what she sees first. I'd just stand back and explain things as she rushes from item to item around the area.

I love that picture, by the way.
>Let go, let go! What insidious device is this!?

>> No.9852986
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>>9852973
>What is this mysterious thing!?
>It must be a magical fetish! Teach me how to use it!!

>> No.9852995

Video games, just so I'd have someone to play with.

>> No.9852996

>>9852981
>Let go, let go! What insidious device is this!?
does she actually talk like that? i haven't played TD yet.

>> No.9853006
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>>9852996
I think so.

>I have gotten a fine idea!
>It will not be cold if the two of us are to sleep together, am I not correct?
>Well then, let us sleep together!

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>> No.9853015

>>9852996
According to the translation, yes.
>A god, thou sayeth?
>Dost thou come before me seeking to deliver me unto Heaven?
>Then mayhap there was value in having once before tasted death.

>> No.9853027

>>9853006
>cowtits Futo

Why.

>> No.9853040
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>>9853027
Behold the power of taoism!

>> No.9853083
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9853083

I wonder if she has any hard feelings toward Youmu.

>> No.9853089

A television. I can't imagine how hard she'd lose her shit.

>> No.9853088 [DELETED] 

a hug.

>> No.9853109

>>9853006
>>9853015
huh
so is she another ressurected taoist like Miko?

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>>9852973

She already knows dude

>> No.9853167

>>9853110
Needs moaning in the speech bubbles instead of "The pleasure of being cummed inside"

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>>9853110
I love this edit.

On topic though, why is Futo so stringy?

>> No.9853193
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I would introduce her to all the music of the world. A few days later and we'll be singing We Are the Champions together.

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>>9852958
Okuu's third leg.

>> No.9853213

Birth control pills

>> No.9853215
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Sunglasses

>> No.9853248

>>9852958
kitchen and microwabe

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>>9853083
It's ending, and it would be pretty.

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>>9853083
It's ending, and it won't be pretty.

>> No.9853310

>>9853307
I hope Futo kicks her ass and claims what is hers.

>> No.9853315
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>>9853310
It's probably not going to happen, the guy always ends up being the one to die in the end.

>> No.9853332

>>9853315
Aw. Well I guess I could see one of them killing him out of spite so neither of them could have him. 5 bucks says Youmu will do it.

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>>9853307
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO ENDS LIKE THIS

THINGS COULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT!

>> No.9853365

>>9853083
I've got some "hard feelings" toward Youmu, if you catch my meaning.

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>>9853365

I completely...don't catch it. Please explain further.

>> No.9853407
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9853407

Fuot is best TD

>> No.9853415

>>9853356
Are you worried that Futo will lose?

>> No.9853431

>>9853356
I wonder what kind of dreams I had if I inhaled a smelly girls armpit sweat all night long.

>> No.9853436
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>>9853407
I would say she's a very very close tie for first.

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>>9853436
Eh.

>> No.9853486

>>9853371
I'd "explain further" to you, if you get what I'm saying.

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>>9853486

You lost me.

>> No.9853606

>>9853436
Who's first, Kyouko? Because that bitch is fucking adorable.

My personal choice for best TD would be Yoshika though.

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>>9853606
Kyouko is probably the cutest Touhou in the series, and Yoshika is oozing with potential fun.

But no.

>> No.9853737

>>9853647
Yes she is. No touhou I'd want to cuddle more the Kyouko and she isn't even top 10 for me. As for Yoshika, sadly she probably can't do too much without Seiga around to tell her to do it.

>> No.9853780

>>9853647
thumbnail looked like futa

>> No.9853796
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>>9853780
It's not a futa, it's a Futo! Dummy!

>> No.9853821

>>9853796
Are you into futonari?

>> No.9853843
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>>9853821
Futomari? What is this thing you speak of?

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>>9853843
An unusual pairing.

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9856423

Where'd everybody go?

>> No.9856447

>>9856423
Home. I suggest you do the same.

>> No.9856518

>>9853942
>>9853821
I can't believe how far retarded shipperfags have gone.

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>>9856447
But I'm already at home.

>> No.9856548

Mix up the offering to baby Jesus!

>> No.9856566

>>9856530
Well leave and come back in 6 hours then.

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>>9856548
You mean like this?

>> No.9857360

>>9856569
Best TD doujin yet.

>> No.9857544

>>9857360
It's not exactly as though it has difficult competition, mind you, and even then the translation is pretty shitty.

Well-drawn, though.

>> No.9857630

My dick, OP.

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