/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is that Cirno?

What are Konpaku's Ten Desires?

But isn't she underage? Also, who wears a ribbon to bed?

Terrible haircut.

Happy feely touchy time with Youmu!

Loving, adorable hugs with Youmu.

nerd

Naked time with Youmu

>>9837718
I want to see Youmu's bare body!

Clothed and innocent time with Youmu.

Going too far with Youmu

>>9837724
You can always go to the pool at look at 12 year old boys swim instead.

Winter with Youmu

Happiness with Youmu.

I started saying mean things about Youmu as a joke but I've actually managed to trick myself into hating her for real.

The power of the human mind.

>>9837738
But boys won't get embarrassed when I see their bare chests!

Violn time with Youmu

>>9837757
They will if they are moe enough.

I couldn't have sex with her, that would be weird.

>>9837743
It doesn't snow in the Netherworld. Youmu is ill-used to snow.

>>9837756
That's not a good thing.

Rape on a cold public bathroom floor with Youmu

>>9837788
But how many people could say they brainwashed themselves?

>>9837803
Not many, but you brainwashed yourself into hating someone undeserving of such hate. That's bad.

>>9837805
brainwash yourself into loving her. problem solved.

>>9837839
Yeah, do that.

Another shitty thread with Youmu.

What does Youmu do in her free time?

>>9837880
Cooking and gardening

>>9837880
More gardening.

>>9837894
I mean what does she do for fun?

>>9837899
More gardening.

>>9837899
She canonically has no free time. She is always gardening. It was in her interview with Aya.

>>9837899
Swing her sword dangerously.

>>9837908
That's it?
Gardening, cooking, and I guess sword training?

>>9837899
I can't picture her doing anything.

>>9837918
Pretty much. She doesn't really strike me as a person that has fun.

>>9837912
That's terrible! Yuyuko, give her some free time!

>>9837926
So...does she at least enjoy her funless life?

>>9837937
She enjoys the daily tea snack Yuyuko gives to her for her hard work.

>>9837937
Probably. While most people would see a life of honor and duty as boring and dull, she probably likes it.

>>9837944
Hrm...I'm concerned that she just likes it because she doesn't know what she's missing...

>>9837943
That's all the enjoyment she gets? She deserves so much more...

>>9837956
It's all that some people need. Some people wouldn't know what to do with themselves without someone to serve and she's probably one of those kinds of people.

>>9837956
She's not missing much.
What else could she do? Get a boyfriend?

>>9837961
So she wouldn't know what to do with more happiness?

>>9837964
All sorts of stuff.

>>9837956
There is always something to do in Gensokyo. Some annoying youkai will start an incident or a drunk miko and witch infiltrate the Netherworld. I don't think it gets boring.

>>9837978
Would you fund Youmu's recreational drug use?

>>9837985
I'd be her drug.

>>9837978
Nope. She was raised for the sole purpose of servitude and it won't be easy for her to shake off that kind of conditioning.

>>9838005
Would you encourage her delusional state of mind and reinforced a split personality, one of which abuses the other?

Youmu:
>I've never gotten any salary... and what's vacation time?
>Oh , I don't need any sympathy... I get a snack at 3 o'clock, and I've gotten sick leave before, I guess...
>Anyways, I've served the Saigyouji clan since I was born, so it's natural for me.
>The natural order of things is ideal. They say it differs from person to person, but I’m not talking about that kind of surface-level common sense. The dead belong to the Netherworld and the living belong to this world; the youkai eat humans and the humans defeat youkai. I've been taught that the natural order of the world is everyone's ultimate truth.

Perfect maid.

>>9838008
I don't know about her being conditioned to serve.

>>9838012
Not only to serve, but to serve the Saigyouji clan. At least this >>9838011
makes it sound like that's her "ultimate truth".

>>9838012
It's likely since the Konpaku house as been around serving Yuyuko for generations (probably). It would only be natural for Youki to raise her to take his place since birth. Youki was probably conditioned just the same way by the person before him and was equally as no fun allowed.

>>9838019
>>9838024
Aaaaugh!!! I can't accept this!

>>9838025
translate it weeaboos

>>9838024
If youmu's no fun allowed I don't know what you'd call youki.

>>9838032
A serious and orderly man who clashed with Yuyuko's laid back idealogy.

>>9838029
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1058311/3girls-animal_ears-bunny_ears-comic-cup-detached_s

faggot

>>9838030
Everyone is free to make their own little Gensokyo in their head by interpreting more loosely. That's why so much doujin work exists.

>>9838055
Cute image dude.

>>9838032
I imagine him as grim looking elderly but fit man that trained Youmu with no mercy. While he never said it, he was disappointed that his successor was a girl and trained her extra hard for it. A real old fashioned guy, hobbies included training, pruning bonsai trees, and standing guard.

>>9838064
Don't lie to him, it's kind of cute at best.

dorks

>>9838012
I want to make Youmu make this face

>>9838247
Tell her you took a pee on her swords.

Bonding with Youmu!

>>9838247
I see. Then she won't show such a face to you.

>>9838259
This guy is right. Youmu is trained to take untold amounts of torture without breaking. What chance do you think you have to break her?

Playing our special secret game with Youmu

>>9838297
Then why does she cry so much?

>>9838338
Is it the one where you tie her to a chair in the basement and electrocute her for 30mins?

>>9838344
She's been getting kind of soft lately. Are you willing to train her back to her old hardened self?

>>9838338
Stop writing like that. It's embarrassing. Are you 12 years old? Seriously, just post pictures.

>>9838355
Not caring what you think with Youmu

>>9838371
You're such an attention whore.

>>9838355
>>9838371
lol owned.

>>9838384
Aw shit, he just took that from you too!

>>9838344
She's hard with the things which require hardness, and soft with the things that don't.

>>9838455
Cute image dude.

>>9838455
Then why does she cry so much?

>>9838469
Because jumping at ghosts and such doesn't really matter. She doesn't cry at danmaku.

>>9838462
Don't lie to him, man.

F-Foot massages with Youmu!

What does Youmu's ghost semen taste like?

>>9840067
Cotton candy, I'd wager.

Anyone else find Youmu doesn't really fit in with the rest of the cast? With the exception of Sakuya and arguably Marisa she's the only one who isn't taking it easy.

>>9840136
Does Reimu ever take it easy? She always seems so mad.

>>9840143
Because she's fucking 40k incarnate when it comes to stomping out heresy. Why do you think /tg/ adores her so much?

>>9840174
But /tg/s opinion has not been relevant for years.

>>9840136
She's a fairly serious person. That's why she gets teased so much.

>>9840178
I thought it was because she was so naturally abusable.

>>9840143
She always takes it easy. The only time we see her is when she's out solving incidents. The reason why she looks so angry all the time is because she had to stop taking it easy to go deal with some youkai's shit.

>>9840185
Being serious and small is part of what makes her so abuseable.

>>9840185
Please don't start that. That quality doesn't actually exist, and we both know it.

>>9840203
We both know it is very true, and yet you continue to deny it for unknowable reasons.

>>9840209
I'm not playing these games with you, anonymous. It's always the same and it never ends.

>>9840203
Come on, look at her and tell me that you don't want to push her down, take her swords, and give her a lecture about why the european longsword is better while kicking dirt at her.

Caring for her wounds with Youmu?

>>9840231
These wounds?

Does Youmu have any other clothes besides her usual outfit? Other changes of said outfit don't count.

>>9840217
Because we both know that I am right. Tell me honestly you never thought about choking her. Not once, even for an instant.

>>9840217
Dork with a pig nose

>>9840239
Thank you.

>>9840241
Why bother? If I lie and say I have, you'll have falsely been proven right. If I tell the truth and say I haven't, you'll say I'm lying or that there's something wrong with me.

>>9840246
Her nose is one line in that picture. Come the fuck on, anon.

>>9840218
I don't want to push her down, take her swords, and give her a lecture about why the european longsword is better while kicking dirt at her.

>>9840241
Just leave the poor man and his dorky tastes alone.

>>9840282
Okay, that was probably a bit too specific but you know what I meant.

>>9840286
I do, and my answer will remain the same regardless of how you word it. I don't want to hurt or bully Youmu, and I don't want anyone else to either.

>>9840291
It's fine that you don't want to bully her but don't you take that away from those of us that do!

>>9840291
You would not stare into her eyes in the middle of the night, comforting her, possibly from some emotional trauma, drag your hands over her body, lock them around her throat, and watch her relax in your hands?

>>9840306
Why does it always have to be choking with you? Can't I just sneak into her room and hit her with a chair in the middle of the night?

>>9840318
I guess, but it is not nearly the same. I am not saying you should kill her, because then you have to find someone else, but still.

>>9840329
Would have have to try twice as hard to kill her or only half as much since she's already half dead?

>>9840306
No, I would not do that. I would do everything up to "drag your hands over her body" or maybe to "lock them around her throat," but no further.

>>9840304
No. You shouldn't hurt people, emotionally or physically.

>>9840343
but Youmu is only half a person.

>>9840349
Except. Not even as bad as hurting a black.

>>9840349
That excuses nothing.

>>9840359
I meant to say exactly.

>>9840343
You really are missing out, man. Maybe one day you will come to your senses.

>>9840363
see >>9840268

What did I tell you? Always the same.

>>9840373
Well maybe that will change when you come to your senses.

>>9840381
Mind break is terrible.

I don't want to cut Youmu or anything just give her a few bruises so that she becomes distorted and is forever grateful when I show her mercy when in fact I am just bored of hitting her again. She will think I am so kind to her.

>>9840390
Yeah. It's not as hot when they can't resist anymore. Even worse when they actually start liking it.

>>9840393
You really don't know how people think, do you?

>>9840405
I think it could work really well, especially if he gets some people who will play along. I, for one, will be glad to help give her Stockholm Syndrome.

>>9840419
That would require kidnapping her or something. You won't be able to do that.

>>9840426
I think you underestimate me.

>>9840433
i think you underestimate youmu by a fuckton if you think you have even 0.0000001% of capturing her in any way.

>>9840433
Youmu fights demons and gods, to say nothing of her monster. She can handle you.

>>9840443
>>9840446
There are easier ways to take someone than to physically pick them up and run, you know.

We could trick Youmu into a trap.

>>9840453
And what are you going to do about her ghost half?

>>9840473
Myon cannot talk to people, so I could probably just drug her, then pick her up and run.

>>9840329
Why don't you just treat Youmu nice, and make her like you?

>>9840488
Because then she would be happy.

>>9840509
And if you make her really happy, she might have sex with you! Sex with Youmu!

>>9840487
Drug a ghost...?
Myon probably can't talk to people besides other ghosts, but it CAN transform into Youmu and shoot all sorts of bullets and lasers.

>>9840487
>drug
good luck making her comfortable enough to accept and eat anything from a shady looking creepy neet like yourself.

that's assuming you think you can make her take the drug yourself, if you actually think you can inject it into her somehow, you don't have enough speed to get even close before she cuts you down with her near lightspeed sword techniques and reflexes.

>>9840512
Why would I want to have sex with a dork?

>>9840473
We can stuff it in a vacuum cleaner.

>>9840488
If she is happy with me through a delusional and defensive view of a miserable and painful reality whereas in reality she would be so much better trying to leave, I would be happy, yes.

>>9840514
No, drug Youmu.

>>9840517
I figured I would put something in a drink and offer it to her. That said, you are also making a faulty assumption.

>>9840514
She's covering the breasts, but I can still see the vagina`

>>9840512
I like how you brought it back around to what the thread was originally about. Good show.

>>9840520
Like you can be picky.

>>9840521
...that won't work. Don't be silly.

>>9840527
And the lasers and stuff?

>>9840553
I don't think it's being picky I just don't want to sex anyone.

>>9840527
>If she is happy with me through a delusional and defensive view of a miserable and painful reality whereas in reality she would be so much better trying to leave, I would be happy, yes.
That's completely contrary to the post you're replying too, you idiot. He said nice.

I want to bounce up and down on Youmu's petite frame, causing her to make cute noises like a squeaky toy! And when I cum inside her, I'll stick my finger inside her vagina, scoop out some of my cum, and "boop" her on the nose with it!

>>9840571
Right. Then you could have left it at "Why would I want to have sex?"

>>9840579
Pleae don't say such inappropriate things. And don't treat her like a kid, either! She's well older than you!

>>9840579
That's adorable.

>>9840573
Yes, but it is more fun my way.

>>9840579
I want to do the same except with foot stomping and no sex.

>>9840599
There are simpler ways to lose your feet, anon.

>>9840589
And?

>>9840527
>I figured I would put something in a drink and offer it to her.
and why would she accept an offer from some shady, unknown stranger who trespassed at her master's property without permission?

you just reek of suspicious, bad intents. the most i'd see is that drink landing under your feet or in your face, followed by chasing you out with a threat of being sliced to ribbons if you try to stall.

>>9840606
Ideally, I would do it while she on her way to do something or another and is alone. Hell, I have done the impossible before, kidnapping her should be fine.

>>9840623
Youmu's armpits!

>>9840615
>Hell, I have done the impossible before
Oh, like what?

>>9840623
Most of them involve not dying.

>>9840611
I doubt it.

Stockholm Syndrome is just another form of mind break. You shits are the worst.

>>9840632
This is what I've been saying. It isn't the same if she enjoys it for any reason.

>>9840627
Stomping on Youmu IS a guarantied way to get your feet sliced clean off, but you can just cut them off your self too and not have to travel to the afterlife.

>>9840626
Elaborate. I'm not buying it.

Wow, I'm quite new, but you guys are retarded. This whole thread is about your idiotic fantasies, and you treat Youmu like she is real. I thought /a/ is bad, but this is just horrible.

>>9840647
Who says she has her swords with her while she's getting stomped on?

>>9840652
your gay

>>9840652
I thought your mom was bad but you're horrible with my cock in your mouth LOL PWNED!

>>9840654
She does.

>>9840652
Well what the hell did you think we do here? Discuss Japanese culture like gentlemen?

No, seriously. I thought you are elitist jerks, but this board is not better than /b/.

So how long before the tentacle pit gets posted?

>>9840571
Because we are not talking about bruising anyone I'm talking about Youmu. If I said I didn't want to have sex with anyone it may sound like I would want to hurt anyone which is false.

>>9840683
What?

>>9840654
even if she doesn't (which is unlikely, she never goes out on any errand without them, and for a regular human to be able to unarm her would go beyond a miracle), she has myon who can blast a hole in your chest with bullets and lasers.

>>9840667
we are, most of the time. get the fuck out you subhuman scum.

better?

>>9840667
So are we being trelled or something?

Youmu's sweaty smelly bare feet!

ctrl + f "warrior".

So, that guy got tired of it?

>>9840514
Sadly, Myon is canonically sperm-shaped.

>>9840720
They're not smelly!

>>9840725
Only one way to find out...

>>9840724
Never played the fighters, huh?

Uh oh. You've really done it now.

Nyan nyan with Youmu.
Tail goes where?

>>9840738
Noooo, stoooop!! Youmu isn't a cat!

>>9840730
Never been too much of Youmu user.

Well, at least she doesn't in the STGs. Nor its mentioned on the books.

Not that it's a bad thing, I like double-team Youmu.

>>9840704
>>9840719
No, I'm serious. This place is actually worse than /a/. It reminds me of /b/ and /v/.
Fun fact: Youmu is not real, you can't rape her. Can't you at least talk about canon, not some random guy's fantasies?

>>9840752
Define real, define canon, define random, go away.

>>9840752
Get a load of this nerd.

>>9840752
Everybody back up, this guy's serious.

>>9840752
your just mad because we fucked you're 2hu

Why is tied up Youmu so arousing?
Imagine her trying to squirm out of this while also trying not to squirm to much and lose her balance. Imagine her crying out as slips a bit and the rope rubs into her crotch as she tries to stay on her trembling legs.

>>9840765
I would make sex with Youmu a comfortable environment that she would enjoy...

>>9840768
Agreed. Especially no cutting.

>>9840776
She went through the trouble to make custom pillow cases with "YES" on them?

>>9840788
Maybe, or maybe she bought them. Yes, you can buy things like that.
Imagine how embarrassed she must have been when she purchased those.

>>9840788
Yukari brought her some from outside.

>>9840798
>>9840799

Huh, never knew they had pillow cases like that. I gotta buy me some so my pillows look just as inviting as they feel.

>>9840776
If your answer was "no" then would she have to go buy new ones that say "no" on them or do you have to give her those yourself to replace the "yes" ones?

>>9840752
I think we're being trelled guys. Nobody would seriously act this way over the internet over how strangers want to like a fictional character.

>>9840812
http://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki/show?title=yes-no_pillow

>>9840830
The yes-no pillowcases come in sets. She's got the No ones somewhere.
It'd be a shame to turn her down, though. Look how hard she's trying.

You know the drill.
Got package in the mail, Youmu's inside, what do you do?

>>9840850
Did she bring the pillow cases with her?

>>9840850
gee i dont know, maybe some kind of forced sexual intercourse

>>9840858
Does it look like she did? She's just got the clothes on her back.

>>9840897
I'll ship it back and ask for the pillow cases I ordered then.

>>9840900
She gets very, very scared when you mention shipping her back and squirms around in the box. Still want to?

Counting with Youmu!

>>9837771
hey, for once it's a touhou violin picture that isn't extremely flawed. I'm really sur---oh never mind.

>>9840980
Maybe she's lifting the bow off of the strings.

>>9840744
>Noooo, stoooop!! Youmu isn't a cat!

Nonsense. When Youmu is wearing nekomimi and a tail, she is a cat. Kind of like how wearing a skirt makes one a girl.

>>9841172
No she's not! Youmu is absolutely not a cat!

>>9841189
Does she have the tail shoved up her ass or something?

>>9832799
What is youmu's DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY?

>>9841201
Yeah it's screwed on.

>>9841189
Cute pic

>>9841209
Sex in the missionary position is as lewd as Youmu goes.

I just wanna be friends w/ yomu

>>9841209
>>9841346
I think that Youmu's deep dark fantasy would be something like dressing up in a nice suit and then surprising Yuyuko by taking her to a spot in the garden with a table, surrounded by roses, and then they could have a nice romantic dinner together and maybe share a kiss before going to their seperate rooms.

>>9841375
What if people make fun of you?

What are Youmu's eight desires?

>>9841388
It wouldn't matter because one good friend is all I'd need, and she'd be a good friend.

>>9841405
She'd probably make a terribly boring friend though.

>>9841405
You could even say she's two, if you count myon too.

>>9841392
1. Happiness for Yuyuko-sama
2. Good Music
3. Myon stops being a perv
4. Soft pillows to lie down on
5. A big open space to practice sword techniques
6. Happiness for Yuyuko-sama
7. Myon stops being a racist
8. Beatz by Dr. Dre Headphones

>>9841418
So would you, jerk.

>>9841388
I would not care. My friendship with Youmu would be all that matters. We would hold hands and love each other.

>>9841426
Yes, but that's because I'm a self absorbed asshole.

>>9841425
Shitty headphones seems to be more up Miko's alley though.

>>9841432
That's for lovers, not friends, dummy.

>>9841437
You can love a friend. Youmu would be my love cuddle buddy!

>>9841475
That's kinda gay, man.

>>9841491
No it's not, because she is a girl.

And once in a while, I would do lewd sexual things with her, like rub her feet.

>>9841475
She's hard and lacking. You might as well cuddle a chunk of wood with a blanket wrapped around it.

>>9841507
>lewd sexual things with her, like rub her feet.
you wot

>>9841525
Do you remember the day your arms got muscles and you could fondle your own muscles? It will be like that but with Youmu.

>>9841525
But that piece of wood would not be a cute girl with emotions.

Imagine the sensation as her warm and incredibly soft stomach presses up against yours as her labia majora lightly push up against your pubic bone while fully inserted, all the while she is looking you directly in the eyes

>>9841534
It's kind of creepy that that is exactly what I was doing when I read that.

>>9841536
Wouldn't I have to be just as short as she is to make that work?

>>9841534
>Do you remember the day your arms got muscles

That day hasn't happened yet...

>>9841562
In your fantasies you can be as short or as tall as you want.

>>9841570
Can I be a zombie too?

>>9841277
>Cute pic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwKFCj1K7uY
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13409038

Just in case anyone isn't familiar with the origin of that GIF yet.

Youmu is sleeping, please don't wake her.

>>9841669

>>9841669
I won't. I'll just lift up her dress and have myself a little peek~

>>9841681
Don't be lewd. What if she wakes up?

>>9841697
She'll pretend to still be asleep and never say anything about it, but be bothered and ashamed by the experience for years.

>>9841727
No, Youmu's not like that.

>>9841189
>Youmu is absolutely not a cat!

A novice monk asked his Master, "Does a Youmu have the kitty-nature?" The Master was silent for a time, then answered, "Nyaa~".

The novice was not enlightened.

>>9841737
You don't know that because she will deny it saying that she was asleep the whole night.

>>9841681

Wha-Wha-WHAA! What if she's not wearing any pantsu under there? What will you do then, anon?

>>9841681
What if you find a penis?

>>9841763
Yeah, with a beet-red face and lots of stuttering and angry glances at you.
Youmu isn't good at lying.

>>9841777
even better

>>9841775
I will take pictures of her vagina!

>Lemme fuck you.
>You want to...get fucked...? Very well, then we shall have a sword duel!
>What the fuck!?

>>9841836
Wha...NO!! Don't do that!

>>9841843
I will, and I will have 24/7 visual access to Youmu's nude body!

>>9841847
Uh...did you get Yuyuko to help you with that make-up, Youmu?

>>9841865
I think it is supposed to imply some sleed-deprived yandere thing.

>>9841856
No...no you won't! She'll shred the pictures!

How did your date go Tokiko?

The only way to make Youmu happy would be to duel her to the death.

You'd lose, but hey, it'd give her some modicum of personal satisfaction, of which she has none.

>>9841886
You are right. That dork could not manage something so endearing.

>>9841874
Well, duh. I know that.
I like my idea better, though. Youmu wanted to look pretty for someone, so she asked Yuyuko for help, but Yuyuko made her look weird and creepy as a prank.

>>9841878
Not if I back them up on tons of flash drives! She'll just have to live with the fact that I can look at her nude body whenever I want to!

>>9841895
Then...to erase that shame and restore her honor, she will cut you down!
Prepare yourself!

>>9841906
But then the flash drives will get away and spread. Who knows how many people will be looking at her naked body as much as they, ogling her, raping her in their dreams, because she is a murderer.

>>9841911
They won't be going anywhere. She's break them all!

>>9841920
But how will she know where they are? She just killed her only lead. A murderer now open for the whole world to see in her most intimate and vulnerable position.

>>9841929
This hasn't happened yet, you dummy.
You aren't even the guy I was talking to at first; you're that other guy. Go away.

>>9841936
I could be getting closer any day. It is only a matter of time until she can no longer evade me.

>>9841950
...don't you touch her. Don't you dare.
Not that you'll be able too anyway. But don't.

>>9841960
Just a ghost of a feeling today. But it could be tomorrow, it could be not.

>>9841966
A person like you will never make it to Gensokyo.

>>9841976
I find it hard to believe you could stop me.

>>9841981
And I find it hard to believe I'd need too.

>>9841994
Believe what you will. Nobody can stop me, not really. Her best hope is for me to lose interest and move on, or else I will do my best each and every day to make her life worse.

>>9842001
Oh, so you're crazy or stupid. Or both.
Harmless.

>>9842012
Arguably the first, certainly not the second. But I do not blame you for your defensiveness; this course of conversation will always provoke it.

For everyone in this thread

>>9842022
It's less the conversation and more me. I take the bait far, far to easily.
Regardless, harmless.

>>9842037
Augh damn it I was passing over that picture all day, yet it never fit...except for >>9842012, which would have been a perfect opportunity. Rage.

>>9842054
We will see about harmless.

Youmu,

you are
my

BROmu *huggles*

>>9842063
Probably not.

>>9842054
Don't care about trivial things

>>9841906
Too bad. I already uploaded the pics to /jp/, the Boorus, and tons of other places.

The entire world has seen Youmu in the nude!

>>9842084

I think we're overdue for this.

>>9842088
Just how many versions do that picture have?

>>9842091
Don't lie. You never had any such pictures!

I want to stick my tongue in Youmu's dad[/spoiler[

>>9842114
I'd stick it in her pussy and watch her squirm with delight!

>>9842117
You can't! She doesn't even know you!

Youmu is one of the few touhous I don't like to see lewd pics of.
I think she's too pure for being lewd. And she's far from being my favorite.

>>9842117
I don't think I would be able to satisfy youmu. She would be bored and distracted, thinking about how she's wasting time and the garden needs tending and she still has many more chores to do before the day is over with.

>>9841911
they will even if she doesn't get her revenge. no point delaying the inevitable, prepare to die.

>>9842001
protip: you have to die and be 'invited to death' by yuyu to enter the netherworld where she resides.

when you die though, you lose your body and ability to interact with anything, so even if you didn't get sent to yama instead, you'd still be a harmless cloud that can't do anything.

>>9842208
Surely an impossible task for you people.

>>9842223
you have to meet yuyu first and then make her invite you to death with her ability, so you could die and enter the netherworld instead of being sent to be judged by yama and forced to be reborn or get fucked for ever.

she usually resides in the netherworld too, and doesn't like using her powers.

>>9842233
Please do not project your death wish onto me.

>>9842240
no, i only told you how to get into the netherworld, where you can meet youmu. without doing that you've got no chance.

>>9842330
Pretty sure she leaves the house on occasion.

>>9842380
yeah, good luck finding her in a huge, forested/mountain area and knowing when she's out.

>>9842394
I am a very lucky man.

>>9840652
There's nothing else to do here on /jp/. So we have these retarded back and forths instead. You should give it a shot sometime, you might find it fun.

+50% softer than life-like texture.

Youmu Kumpacker