/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm too awesome to shut or open things, I have a day room, where I go when I am awake, and a morning room, where it's dark 24/24, that's where I go when I want to sleep.
I bathe as much as four times a week sometimes, so I'm quite clean.

don't actual NEETs usually have to live with other people (e.g. family)?

well, anyway, yes, I keep my house in complete darkness to save on electricity (most appliances are thus left unplugged).

I shower approx. twice a day, eat twice a day and sleep whenever I feel tired.

>How many of you try to keep your homes in complete darkness? Why?
I have lights on, but have all the curtains shut in case people see me.
>How often/much do you bathe, eat, and sleep?
Once every 2 or 3 days.
Twice a day.
5 hours.

I'm not a "NEET" nor am I a "hikki". I go to a university, studying engineering. I've a successful life ahead for me.

>>983050
>I've
Not if you talk like that.

>>983050
２００k/y　is success to you?w

sleep from 5am to 3pm, take a shower, eat twice a day.

>>983050
This is >>983041, and I've already got my degree and I have a full-time job.

Doesn't mean I care to spend my free time anywhere other than my house.

i prefer a dim light setting for my room coming from a light source that isn't my monitor so i can see where everything is

try to shower once a day, eat 2 times a day at least and sleep 12 hrs a day at least

>>983060
I've = I have

Could you faggots stop speaking in a tone as if becoming a hikikomori is some kind of accomplishment? Call yourselves shut-ins for crying out loud, you're not fucking Japanese and it's shorter to type. I doubt most of you have even truly lived a "hikikomori" life for more than a year since apparently you do not realize it's nothing to brag about at all.

Live this kind of life for at least 2+ years, and then we'll talk. But until then, stop watching 'NHK Ni Youkoso!' and shut the fuck up OP, and as well as the rest of the fags here trying to boast how much of a bigger failure they are.

I am a hermit, not a hikkikomori, and since I make a decent income from home, I am not a NEET.

I live alone, make money from the interbutt, and only go outside to buy food.

I like sunlight, and have my curtains open most of the time, I have netting so people can't see in but I can see out.

I bathe rarely, basically if I need to go somewhere. I eat 2 or 3 times per day, when I wake up and before I sleep. I sleep 5-7 hours, the times vary.

Currently, I am falling asleep at around 5am and waking around noon, but I could just as easily be sleeping at 9pm or something.

>>983050
I lead a perfect mix of holed up living and studies.
I'm sure I'll have a better life than you.

>>983075
I've = Music

ಠ3ಠ

>>983070
How do you made money from the internet?

Other than credit card fraud I mean

>>983075
No shit, but that's not how "I've" works.

>>983075
No, you have to put "got" if you want to use "I've" instead of "I have".
Enjoy your hamburger flipping success.

>>983104
How much do you earn on average ?

>>983083
PPC and affiliate marketing.

You know those annoying ad-infested sites you click on when you're googling something?

Yea, I run several hundred of those.

It's about 30 hours of work per month (about an hour a day, but I don't do anything most days besides checking my earnings) and I get to spend my days playing games, reading, crying, drawing, watching movies and talking to you fags.

>>983050

>engineering

McDonalds Kitchen Engineer ಠ3ಠ

>>983106
faggot, you ruined my joke.
I got the hamburger idea first !

>>983109
$40k/year (tax free)

which leaves me enough to actually save money.

>>983114
Yeah I know, thanks for giving me a lead-in ಠ3ಠ

>How many of you try to keep your homes in complete darkness? Why?

Why do I need my lights on to look at my monitor? Its all I look at for the duration of the day

>How often/much do you bathe, eat, and sleep?

I bathe when once every couple of days, eat when im not too lazy to get up from the floor, and sleep usually from 10 am to around 4-ish. I spend the rest of the time lurking

You faggots fail at grammar

"I've a [noun phrase]" is perfectly fine.

im gonna save the world with my anime collection ill show those meanies

>>983077
who said anything about accomplishing anything as a hikki?

>>983120
You're welcome.

>>983127
No it isn't.
You don't say "I've a cat".

>>983137
>I've a Chen.

fix'd.

>>983146
>"I've HONK HONK"

What the hell is so wrong with being reclusive? I like my lifestyle.

I alternate between curtains shut with low lighting and sometimes opening them up to enjoy the sun. Shower once a day, eat three meals and sleep about 8-9 hours, usually between 2am and 11pm.

I know this pseudo intellectual news writer that keeps writing "I've" like that, he's such a retard.

Why the fuck do you guys shower so much if you never go anywhere?

>>983137
you can if you want

it's not ungrammatical

you should read more, eventually you get to have a natural understanding of what is and is not grammatical simply by reading it.

>>983169
For the callgirls/boys.

>>983169
to clean ourselves

>>983169
Because I don't like being sticky.

>>983168
Britfag linguistics major here

It's perfectly grammatical and a quite common in journalism, since it's more compact and an easy edit when you have to give out a piece with an exact word count.

There are much more important things to rage over, like when people say "I could care less" about something, rather than the correct "couldn't care less".

>>983182
>britfag

Your argument is invalid, 'hotcakes'. ಠ_ಠ

Damn, this thread sure made me laugh.

>Why do I need my lights on to look at my monitor? Its all I look at for the duration of the day
That's bad for your eyes!

>>983169
I may have nowhere to go, but I enjoy being clean

>>983182
>major

MORE LIKE MAJOR ASSHOLE ಠ3ಠ

>>983160
I think you're picking the wrong person when it comes to reading.
I've never seen "I've something", tell me if it can be found in anything old.

>>How many of you try to keep your homes in complete darkness? Why?
I keep my room in absolute darkness with blackout blinds, no lights (sans monitor) and door shut. I prefer it that way.

>>How often/much do you bathe, eat, and sleep
Once every 3 to 4 days on average
When I'm hungry, what kind of stupid question...
When I'm tired, generally around 11-7 lately, though it used to be from 9 in the morning until 5 in the evening

>>983207
>I've never seen "I've something"
read more

not just visual novels and anne rice

>>983218
Low attack is low, give an example.

>>983227
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q="I've+a+new"
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q="I've+got+a+new"

>>983169
I don't always like the smell of myself.

I like sunlight. I spend all day down here in the kitchen with my laptop, the brightest room in the house.

>>983232
Why is "I've" composed of only blogs?

>>983254
I've not a clue!

ಠ3ಠ

>>983182
>like when people say "I could care less" about something, rather than the correct "couldn't care less".

Truth.

>>983266
That annoys the hell out of me.
"I could care less" means the opposite of "couldn't care less" and people don't give a shit.

I work as a librarian that never talks to people and then I come home to sit in my computer room.

;_;

Does anyone have the You "I put the tip in the hole" screencap?

How many of you try to keep your homes in complete darkness? Why?

I try to keep my room in complete darkness because I like my room when its dark. Its alot cooler and alot more comfortable. I do open my blinds and let some light in when its hot though.

How often/much do you bathe, eat, and sleep?

I take showers every night and bird baths in the morning. I eat whenever I'm hungry and I go to sleep whenever I'm tired.

What does that make me?

>>How many of you try to keep your homes in complete darkness? Why?

I try to keep my room in complete darkness because I like my room when its dark. Its alot cooler and alot more comfortable. I do open my blinds and let some light in when its hot though.

>>How often/much do you bathe, eat, and sleep?

I take showers every night and bird baths in the morning. I eat whenever I'm hungry and I go to sleep whenever I'm tired.

What does that make me?

I turn the light on when I'm eating, to avoid risk of spilling food. I have the curtains closed all the time, except when it is dry outside and I open all the windows to change the air. I feel much more comfortable in darkness.

I shower at least once a week, try to eat at least 3 times a day but often fail and only eat once or twice, and sleep for about 10 hours a day. Exact sleep time is uncertain because I sleep very poorly.

>>983277
>and people don't give a shit.
That's kinda the point.

>>983277
I could care less about what annoys you. ಠ3ಠ

>>983361
So that means you care about me?! (ﾉ´∀｀)ﾉ

>>983368
Tu-lu-lu
(ﾉಠ∀ಠ)ﾉ

>>983368
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ I-I care about you, Anon!

>>983381
ヽ(・∀・ヽ) Horray!

(//_-)

How many of you try to keep your homes in complete darkness? Why?

>>Perfect darkness. House only brightened by monitor and fridgelight. I don't have much longer to live anyways, my eyesight is already terrible, and darkness makes everything seem so much better. I can't pick out a single detail, it's just better.

How often/much do you bathe, eat, and sleep?

>>Shower once a week (because I have to go get groceries), I eat whenever I feel like it in whatever amounts I want and I sleep when I feel consciousness slipping away from me. I usually sleep for 12+ hours.

>>983483

Go the fuck outside man! Fuck and I thought I was bad.

I'm no hiki, but I wish I could.

I'll quit my day job and be a full-fledged hiki once my internet marketing business gives me enough monthly income to give me financial freedom. Then I spend the most of my time just staying in the dark, playing video games, fapping to porns and surfing.

I shower one to three times per day. My apartment is at the top floor and has big windows, it is never dark (except in the winter). I eat 0-5 times per day. I mostly sleep every day, but often only for an hour or two at a time until I really have to deal with the sleep deprivation.

I only shower once a week.

>>983070
>>983104
teach me. please

>>983483
>I don't have much longer to live anyway

What's wrong with you, anon?

>>983857
Probably depression

>>983870
Probably, yeah.

I'm a freelance writer, don't get paid much. Thing is it's sorta like a hikki life without the burden to society bit. I go outside about 3 times a week though so it doesn't qualify but I do sometimes realize that I haven't stepped outside in days.

I still bathe daily, eat maybe 2 meals a day and sleep regularly 6-8 hours.

>I do open my blinds and let some light in when its hot though.
Wut... Why...
...

I stare outside all day, looking at those people with friends and wishing it could be me, and then go cry in bed before I sleep with many nightmares.... it just won't stop, this pain, it won't stop

>>983933
;~;