/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9833330
>how do you deal with it?
by calling you a nerd

by not having shit parents

>>9833344
This.

I have no male friends either, so there's no reason to suspect that.

I actually suspect my cousin is gay.

He is 25 years old and never had a gf.
He doesn't look even bad, a average guy and he is very outgoing so its not like he never had the chance to fuck a girl or get a gf.

No. Is this an American phenomenon?
Never in my life have they said anything to me about obtaining a girlfriend or whatever.

Having no friends at all kinda reduces the impact of no girl friends.

Why would they think I'm gay if I never even leave the house?

My father only married when he was 30, so I still have three years to go before anyone will ask me why I don't have a girlfriend yet.

I have a cousin that's turning 40 soon and refuses to marry so I don't have much to worry about.

>>9833357

That's bad logic. Just because he is a normal doesn't mean he wants to deal with some female's bullshit.

That might of been a problem... If my parents were tech freaks who found 50 gb of porn and hentai all neatly orgainzed and categorized behind 3 invisible folders only accessible through A. the link i hid behind an old school power point presentation of B. FUCKING TYPING IN ON THE SEARCH BAR ALL COMPS HAVE! Whoops....

>>9833397
Don't bother trying to explain it to him. King of /jp/ is a pussy whipped normal. He'll never understand.

That might of been a problem... If my parents weren't tech freaks who found 50 gb of porn and hentai all neatly organized and categorized behind 3 invisible folders only accessible through A. the link i hid behind an old school power point presentation of B. FUCKING TYPING IN ON THE SEARCH BAR ALL COMPS HAVE! Whoops....

I would be dead if they suspected that.

I just realized my dad married my mom when he was 26. This was roughly right after he finished his stuff at university and began working.

I'm 24 and a high school graduate superNEET. Jeez, no wonder my daddy never wants to see me even though I still live in his house. I guess I have my mom to thank for convincing him not to kick my ass on the street. She still coddles me like a baby.

>>9833405
What kind of sick fuck goes on one's way to search for other people's porn? Especially when they're related. I will never understand this. Why care? Why?

>>9833330
By being gay.

Of course not. They would only suspect that if I had a boyfriend.

I think they just suspect I'm socially inept.

>>9833405
Use truecrypt

>>9833397
1.He has shit tons of female friends
2.He is always pro gay on any subject that concerns gay people.
3.He said he wants to have a relationship but he never said anything sexual about any girl or that he finds girls hot.
4.He had many chances to have a gf and some of the girls where easy "wife" material, educated, nice ,smart,cute looking.
But he was just totally uninterested about them.
5.The only sexual jokes he makes are gay jokes..

Yes.

By telling them I'm not gay, and not caring whether or not they believe me.

I suspect they already know, but I'm too dependent on them to confront it about it. Plus my dad is prone to sudden violent outbursts.

>>9833424

Okay then. That is somewhat important information we weren't privy to in your first assessment.

>>9833424
Suck his dick

>>9833424
Other than 5, which is there because I don't make sex jokes, and 1 because I don't have many friends in the first place, that sounds like me, as well as the first comment you made. I'm also 100% straight.

My mother asked "Why don't you have girlfriend?"

I said "Because there aren't virgin girls older than 20 and I don't want to date a slut."

She got totally butthurt "Are you really so childish? What it matters if girl is virgin or not???"

And I said "If she isn't virgin, she is slut. I have no interest in sluts."

>>9833438

I dunno man, you seem 100 dollar gay to me.

kick them in the balls

>>9833439
There's no way you'd ever have a conversation that long with a female, even if it was your own mother.
Nice try, faglord.

>>9833441
If anything, I've spent too much time masturbating furiously to 2D girls and I've completely lost interest in relationships.

Stop worrying about stupid shit and become a fucking wizard.

>>9833433
no
>>9833430
also his favorite artist is lady gaga and song is "born this way" from her.

>>9833439
Or maybe she was mad that you called your own mother a slut?

I don't think they think I'm gay, they think I'm too pathetic and no girl would want me, which is true.

>>9833439
alpha as fuck

>>9833439

> Are you really so childish? What it matters if girl is virgin or not???

Your mother is a slut and probably had sex before the age of 20. How does this make you feel, anonymous?

>>9833439
Your mother is a slut that's why she's angry

>>9833439

She was upset because you were calling her a slut.

Probably really upset because she had most likely had multiple dicks in her before she was 20.

>>9833455

>>9833439
what a good christian boy

Why is it so important to have sex?
I don't see the point.

Wud rustle

>>9833474
It's to procreate and pass your genes onto the next generations

Normals do it as to not feel that their lives' are meaningless.

>>9833474

It feels good?

People don't point and laugh at you and say "look at the virgin nerd"

>>9833439

I wouldn't go that far as calling non-virgin girls sluts but it is depressing to know that you won't be able to take a girls virginity legally anymore.

>>9833475
This. Fucking normals.

>>9833477
I was born without emotions, I couldn't give two fucks.

>>9833452
I don't care and I don't really want to know about her sex history.

>>9833474
Everything in modern society can be traced back to early humanity. If you don't have babies then you can't expand your family and it will die out. If you don't have friends then you can't hunt as well as people that have friends.

Basically if you have friends and have sex then you are no different than a cave man.

>>9833489

Maybe you can be included in it.

>>9833464
This has nothing to do with being christian or religious. Men just prefer virgins, it's natural to want that woman who will be giving a birth to your child hasn't had sex with others. That's only way to guarantee she will be giving birth to YOUR child, not some random nigger's from streets. Also virgin doesn't have any sexually transmitted diseases.

>>9833498

Yeah, but past a certain age, you just have to accept that they won't be virgins.

Also, in modern society, it isn't likely that people who marry were each others first sexual partners or that a woman will fall pregnant with the child of her first sexual partner.

/jp/ really is anime/random now, huh?

>>9833501
It could be Otaku / Random.

At this rate, actually, we should just retitle it Politically Incorrect and call it a day.

my dad asked me if I was gay once
le trolldad rustling le jimmies

>>9833501
No dude if you add "NEET" or a cute girl pic to your post its /jp/ related as HELL.

>>9833504
Yes and I've accepted it. That's why I will never get a girlfriend.

>>9833498

>Men just prefer virgins

Nope, men will fuck anything with a hole in it.

Your creepy fixation on 'virginity' is a form of OCD and OCD is a mental disorder.

>>9833513

You could do what a friend of mine started doing and date a girl much younger than you, in her teens.

>>9833485
>Basically if you have friends and have sex then you are no different than a cave man.
I like your reasoning. It's really comforting.

>>9833516
At some point it gets illegal and also looks weird.

>>9833515

>Your creepy fixation on 'virginity' is a form of OCD and OCD is a mental disorder.

So, what you're saying is I can get autism box, citing I have a fixation on girls virginity as the reason?

Maybe they thought I was gay before that whole sister incident. Now I'm sure they think I'm some kind of pedophile.

I post this in every thread like this.

>>9833515
They prefer for girlfriend, not random sexual partners, which was whole point of this thread.

>>9833522

Do continue. Make sure to tell the story in an erotic manner.

I don't know of any male mammal that'd reject a female because it had sex with another male.

It's the same with humans, particularly traditional Europeans. European men cared only about fertility in women, they didn't give a fuck about virginity. They prefered sexually experienced women.

This unnatural obsession with purity was introduced with Christianity.

My mom always says I should have been born a girl.

>>9833527

Nah. Virgins have that bit of skin and I want to break it and hurt them.

>>9833527
Where does the value that non-Christian societies place on virginity come from?

As far as I know, no one has thought I'm gay, but apparently there was a rumour about me being a paedophile since grade nine or something.

The first time I heard about it was when I was being hit on by a fat seventh grader during my second year of high school.

I have absolutely no idea where they got the idea, but it made the rest of that year even worse than my school life already was, and I studied the last year independently to avoid leaving the house.

And that's how my life as a shut in began seven years ago, though nowadays I'm recovering.

I think I could have handled it better.

>>9833527
That is the most autistic post I've read today, humans have a much higher intelligence than any "male mammal" and it's a different experience on the first time for almost everyone.

>I said "Because there aren't virgin girls older than 20 and I don't want to date a slut."

You're not even a beta. You're an omega.

>>9833537
Can I be a delta? Or a psi?

>>9833485
Meh. Plenty of females don't want to deal with the bullshit of childbirth. Vomiting, possible complications, child health issues, financial weight, additional responsibility, no time for hobbies and work. The times when a female had to be married by the age of 20 and have 3 children by the age of 23 have passed.

>>9833537
Because I have standards?

This thread reminds me of old /jp/ a little.

>>9833516
Yep, it's possible. My cousin is a 30-something manlet living with his parents and managed to score a cute teen who I would attest to was still a virgin when she met him.

But he's a really outgoing guy. And that's a prerequisite I would say. You can't expect that cute girl to just suddenly appear at your doorstep. However, that's something we shouldn't concern ourselves with, since we have enough insight to realize that our imagination is better than any reality we could ever live in, right?

All they know is that I'm in love with my computer.

>>9833542
>Because I have standards?
>I have standards?

You know that works only if you are a good looking and charismatic guy?
If you are just a ugly failure and you say this sentance it makes you look like the biggest sperglord in the known universe and maybe even beyond.

I don't understand the whole purity/virginity thing even from a permavirgin standpoint.
Sure there's the mindset thing, women who have many many sexual partners are whores etc, but there's the case of like someone who's just had one and is a decent individual. Note not a normal one, just a decent one.
I don't see why virginity even matters. Maybe it's because 'well I'm a virgin so I have to expect the same of others', but that's highly illogical, since it's not exactly out of choice.
Even as a permavirgin myself (I will die before having sex with anyone), I don't see the appeal.

>>9833542
Standards? Standards of what? What exactly makes virgins more desirable. A vague concept of 'innocence' is irrelevant.

>>9833439
>there aren't virgin girls older than 20
That's wrong, nerd.

>>9833559
I am girl btw.

>>9833562
I don't think anyone cares

>>9833557
>What exactly makes virgins more desirable.
Because they want to be someone's one and only, I imagine.

>>9833484
No you weren't

>>9833559
Let me correct that;
There are no virgin girls above the age of 20 that are not extremely fat, disfigured or mentally retarded.

>>9833557
Read >>9833498

Has anyone got the chart which plots previous number of sexual partners vs probability of divorce?

Chance of divorce within a decade is low between virgin partners, and virtually as low when they had sex before marriage, but only with each other. Jumps up to about 50% for 1 other previous partner, and for anymore divorce in the first decade is virtually certain.

>>9833559

There are virgins over 20.

None of them are female.

>>9833571
I know a girl that is 24 and still virgin.
She isn't ugly just very shy, very very shy.

>>9833568
That's not true either. I know women who graduated college without having had a significant other who probably weren't just fucking random strangers.

Those people were in the same grade as me. Ah, fuck. Maybe one day I'll graduate too.

>>9833568
Same with males then.

>>9833474
normalfags need to justify their existence with sex

I heard here is virgin girl in this thread and I hurried here. Want to go out with me? Please

>>9833571
This^

3DPD

>>9833577

No. It will be my dick to pierce her hymen.

I'm a woman, ask me anything.

My sperglord meter is breaking all previous records
I have never seen such a high concentration of spergs at 1 place.

>>9833566
I kind of do. I see that post in a whole new perspective now that I know about the composition of her crotch. It's amazing if you think about it.

>>9833570
Don't trust any statistic you haven't forged yourself.

It's funny because otaku NEET's escape their self-created misery through diversions like anime and RPG's that warped their world view and now these disgusting mutants think they're entitled to the mythical 10/10 virgin princess.

I know a very cute girl in her mid-20's who is a virgin. She's boring though, which is probably why she's a virgin.

/thread

>>9833589
Normally if someone wrote something like this I'd ask them if they got here yesterday, except I know you've posting in threads with higher autist concentration for years now, you indefatigable shitposter.

>>9833591
>I know a very cute girl in her mid-20's who is a virgin.
no
>She's boring though, which is probably why she's a virgin.
no

>>9833564
This doesn't make sense either. There's no difference in value.

>>9833570
I saw that, but that's a classic case of 'correlation does not equal causation'. The causation is usually a bad childhood. But whatever, there are plenty of non-virgins who get married and live long lives without divorce.

Obsession with girls being virgins is the exact same normalfaggot mindset as being obsessed with not being a virgin.
It's the same shit, different side of the coin.
Maybe it'd be worthwhile judging the person instead of how much mileage the vagina has seen.

>>9833591

>She's boring though, which is probably why she's a virgin.

Every girl I meet seems boring or stupid to me, but none are virgins.

I had one of these "let's talk about sexuality" discussions with my mom when i turned 17 and i told her i'm not gay. One year later she brought one of her gay colleges home to talk with me, i was pretty confused what the hell is going on and didn't talked much. Since then she never asked me again about stuff like that. Good end!

>>9833570

>>9833598
>This doesn't make sense either. There's no difference in value.
They want to be a girl's only partner. Exclusivity makes them feel special. Thus, they place higher value on girls with which they can obtain this special feeling.

But I am gay,what do?

>>9833608
suck my cock, dude

O fuck O fuck ....
The spergs are again out....

fuck you Tim
I told you to fucking close the cage.
Now its your turn to get this sperglords back into their cages .

>>9833604
That makes more sense than 'nothing', but you're still being the creepy collector, and treating women as objects.

>>9833602
You're just mad because you're a virgin because you're boring. Don't worry, I'm the same. Everyone here is.

>>9833615
Although I will admit that the vast majority of women are objects. Or at least they have so little conscious thought that treating them like objects is actually what they want. They're like dogs. But at least dogs are loyal.

>>9833620

What about female dogs?

>>9833618
no guy gives a fuck if a girl is boring

Most parents would prefer having a gay son over one who's attracted to cartoon children.

>>9833615
>That makes more sense than 'nothing', but you're still being the creepy collector, and treating women as objects.
How so? It's not like the typical person who values virginity is out to collect as many cherries as he can. Presumably he wants one girl for life. And where do objects come into it at all?

>>9833624

By most you mean all of them.

>>9833597
I am entitled to the mythical 10/10 virgin princess, though. Not because of my otaki NEET escapism, but because I'm just totally rad. Don't project, loser.

>>9833620
this can be said for every man too

Man I would love to be a beautiful petite feminine shy virgin girl ;_; a symbol of purity. As a man you are just a failure.

>>9833628
I'm sure some parents think their child might grow out of the "cartoon phase" and give them grandchildren, but with gays, it's less likely.

>>9833635
Would your life's goal to become an old spinster, or to beautifully commit suicide when you hit thirty-five?

>>9833631

Get a load of this betalord pussywhipped mangina faglord (aw yeah, spellcheck caught all of my insults - that virtually guarantees they are good ones).

>>9833620

Your objectification of women is due to your autism, bitterness and sheltered life.

>>9833625
Female dogs are loyal too. Considering that my point was that women are actually less advanced than dogs, it fits. Dogs are loyal, and understand the value of loyalty. Most women do not.

>>9833631
Stop being wrong. Men value loyalty, and loyalty is what the military is based on. No loyalty, no military.

>>9833640
Most women are highly loyal to their children.

Exceptions abound, but a lot of men are backstabbing fucks too.

>>9833630
A princess isn't just going to fall into your lap, you have to go out and woo her.

>>9833634

Gays are more likely to procreate than otakus.

>>9833639
But my argument was against treating women like objects. Then they might learn that they aren't.
The truth is, at the moment, most women are objects. They strive to be objects, they're proud to be objects.
It's our job as the superior gender to correct this behaviour and teach them that they are people, and should think for themselves.

>>9833635
But you are a symbol of purity. Don't let society tell you otherwise. Blossom, my flower.

pls go

>>9833644
Is that so? I really have no idea. I thought most gay couples adopted.

>>9833621
I do. That's why I stopped dating her.

>>9833651
Your mom doesn't count.

>>9833643
How do I woo princesses and still keep my dignity?

I don't understand what is meant by deal with it. Their thoughts of me do not impact me.

>>9833653
Oh snap!
That goat trumpeter got told

Women are daughters, mothers, sisters, girlfriends, and wives.

Which of these roles most highly epitomizes the filthy, worthless sluts that all women are?

>>9833515
>you do not share my views, so you are mentally ill.
Stay classy, americunts

>>9833639
took you that long to understand?

>>9833638
commit suicide in a beautiful way.
what would be a beautiful way to commit suicide? stab myself? sudoku?

>>9833655
You have dignity?

>>9833658
Cool meme arrows.

my mum tells me to start going outside and get a girlfriend, because i'm not normal.

what a nerd

>>9833592

That picture was made by a virgin. The reasoning is stupid. It's like being squeemish of shaking peoples hands.

>>9833663
Yes.

>>9833668
You should let me have some of yours. I haven't any.

>>9833655
I'm not sure, but not getting caught by The Agency is very important, I have heard.

>>9833668
show me so I can take it away from you.

>>9833657
Mothers because they're the only ones that definitely have had sex?

>>9833657
Please respond.

>>9833526
I'd try to make it more appealing for readers, but I feel like I'm in a bit of a haze at the moment.

A while back she'd come into my room to watch movies on my bed, play my DS, play computer games in my lap, ect. One day when she came in and wanted to watch a movie, I decided I'd get in bed with her, since the bed seemed comfy. It must been summer because I remember the air conditioner blowing ice cold air into the room.

I'm not sure exactly what we were watching, but as usual, normal for my family, we bundled together under the one blanket. Growing up, family members would drag their fingers lightly over my back while I watched TV, so I decided I'd the same to her. She rolled onto her side (as to still see the TV), I pulled up her shirt, and began running my fingers over her naked back. At first her skin seemed so warm, but slowly I realized that was probably more due to the icy air being pushed into the room than her actually being warm. The position we were in was quite odd, and every so often when I'd stop, she'd mumble a bit and try grabbing for my hand to continue.

The most bro thing you could do in Latin America is sharing the same donkey pussy with your bro.

Latins are alpha cause they don't give a fuck.

>>9833675
Eventually once my arm was almost dead, she rolled onto her back and told me to continue tickling her. Under the covers I lightly tickled her tummy, making sure to go nowhere near her chest. The upper limit was the bottom of her breastbone and the lower limit was, well, her panties. Every so often when I'd get low down her breathing would quiver, and the more I did this the more excited I got. The skin of her lower stomach was very soft, it felt nice to touch, and it was interesting to make her breathe as she was. Naturally, I continued.

Every few passes my hand would make would incude a slight feel under her panty line on her stomach, and her response would be those quivering breaths. The more I did it and heard her breathing like that, the more aroused I became. Eventually I decided that what I was doing was really only one step away from molestation, and my erection made me feel guilty, so I decided to stop. She wanted me to continue though so to put an end to it I started tickling her harder, in a manner that would make a person laugh. Sure enough she laughed and tickled me back, and I thought that was the end of that.

She started pinching me, so I pinched her back, she pinched my ass with her entire palm, so I did the same. To show her who was boss I thought I'd try some kind of wrestling move on her. I got her on my shoulders and fell back onto her in the bed, and immediately after that she went out of my room and told my parents we were having sex. I don't know if she said it in response to being asked what she was doing in my room, or if she told them unprovoked.

I always feel bad no maky how many times I remember it. I was banned from having her in my room with the door closed, and she stopped doing stuff with me soon after. I guess she's more or less a normal kid now, with an interest in American pop-culture and all that hubbub.

>>9833522
>>9833675
I was in the opposite situation. My sister tried to suck my cock once, but I left and told my mom about it.

My sister's now a slut btw

>>9833679
Why did you hurt her after she was just being playful?
How old was she?

>>9833679
How old is she now?

>>9833682
You should make a long story out of it so everyone gets excited. The way you did it just lame.

>>9833682
>>9833679
>>9833675

Why can't I have a sister? ;_;

>>9833678

I don't know about Hispanics but in the West it was common for American platoons touring in Asia or Europe to share the same prostitute without a condom.

That was an age of manliness. Now we're in this age of lazy manchildren who won't even touch a girl unless she's "pure."

What the hell happened.

>>9833686
suck my cock dude

>>9833686
She's twelve now. She was pretty young when this happened, so I think she just enjoyed the feeling from the fingers on her skin. There's also the possibility that what she thought was sex was some childish idea of sex, like how some kids think babies are brought to a family when the mom and dad kiss. I know when I was her age I definitely didn't know what sex was.

>>9833689

Becoming hole brothers is the way alphas bond with each other.

>>9833687
Hurt her? Like, the bodyslam/suplex, or in some other way?

>>9833679
How did your parents react?

Did they talk to you about it or did they try to avoid having a conversation with you because they think there's a pedophile living in there house?