/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I got a job for you.

>>9829861
Does it pay well?

>>9829864
Don't do it dude he's probably going to make you suck dicks or something, keep your dignity intact bro.

>>9829875
Oh

>>9829883
phew you're saved.

At least I can go to bed now knowing I made one good deed today.

>>9829883
the hourly wage is good

You could do night-shift stocking at a department store or grocery store. The first few weeks will probably be brutal if you're not in decently good shape already, but you can stay up late and you don't really have to talk to anybody all that much except for the odd co-worker here and there, who is probably in a similar boat as you.

Do you live in an area where you really have lots of options? If I want a job, I'm limited to either fast food (obviously around many people, in the day) or Wal-Mart. Which has some night positions, but people that I used to know still work there and they will ask what I've been doing for years. They'll give me shit for not being married and having twenty kids or something.

>>9829900
How decently good shape should I be? I won't lie, I'm fat but I still can lift stuff around. I'll sweat some but don't get easily tired

>>9829904
I live around grocery stores that I can walk to.

I applied to one of them for night shift positions. I hope I get them

>>9829857
>>9829883
>>9829925
Cute images

>>9829932
Where is your cute image?

>>9829936
I don't need them, my life isn't cute.

I have a question, are night shift jobs better? I really don't like being around people either.

>>9829959

You'll probably see less people out at night.

I got a better question... why the fuck don't you just use the archive instead of asking the same question everyday?

If you're a night owl you'll definitely enjoy night shift jobs

>>9829992
maybe because it's not in the archives? You ever thought about that, genius?

>>9829998
Give me lip like that again and you'll be pissing blood you little shit! There's job advice all over those shitty archives you repugnant weeaboo.

What do If I go the university? I mean sure night shifts are still possible theoretically but I would like to get some sleep.

So you're refusing to suck dicks even if it pays well?

>>9830067
How much does it pay?

Warehouse gig, dude. If you have any education you can probably transfer into an operations position and have a bit more (but still limited) social interaction, a substantial pay increase, and no manual labor.

Go for it.

>>9830067

Sometimes I consider being a prostitute instead of getting a real job. I don't think I could live with the guilt though.

>>9830076
That would depend on what you look like, obviously-and how good you are

So it's open for you?

>>9830037

yeh, FUCK NERDS

>>9830085
I'd think you could make more money sucking dicks than getting a real job.

>>9830040

That seems stressful. I suppose you could work for only four hours a day and then go straight to bed when you get home.

>>9830095
but jp is fat ugly neckbeards

>>9830037
I would like to see you try.

>>9830100
A mouth is a mouth

>>9830109

You better watch out, his dad works for the FBI.

Well, I'm a hospital janitor at one of the largest hospitals around my area. I make pretty decent money, $12.14 or so an hour. I am trying to get on graveyard shift because they make like $13.85 or some retardedly high shit for just mopping floors and slacking off because there's so few people around at night

Seriously, I've heard stories of these people literally just walking into empty patient rooms and taking naps. This is the shit they can get away with, apparently

You have obviously never looked for a job before. No place is going to just hire you simply because you filled out an application. There's a 20% unemployment rate for men 20-30. You would be extremely lucky to get a fast food job or a night shift position. Don't speak Spanish? You're even more out of luck.You're not going to get a job any time soon. You really think you can just get a cushy night time job with minimal social interaction? You're really naive, kid. You would be lucky to get a job, and it's probably going to take you months of job searching every day and applying to over 100 places. Wow, you think you can just waltz in and get a job just because now you feel like working? Get a clue. There's a reason why so many people have even given up looking for work entirely.

>>9830109
>>9830129
DISOBEDIENCE, HUH? THAT'S A MISTAKE.

>>9830158
holy balls what kind of poverty-ridden southern state do you live in that $12.14 an hour is decent money

>>9830163
Oh for god sakes, the economy isn't that bad, stop making excuses

>>9830163
Fucking this.

Night shift jobs are surprisingly hard to land.

>>9830172

I do not know if this is a troll or you just live where the standards of living are impossibly high like California or Las Vegas or some shit, but that is quite good pay in my area for a job with basically no requirements except "have a pulse"

>>9830163
I was this guy and then I enrolled in this community college program for medical lab technicians and the people at the hospital I did my rotations at liked me a lot. I guess I'm ok at faking not being a psycho.

>>9830172
How is that not decent money for mopping the floors?

>>9830163
eh not really, it depends on the state, I was able to land plenty of jobs within days, if you lived in a state with a high unemployment then your statement would have some truth.

>>9830168

I'm sorry. I was just shitposting. I didn't mean any of it.

Do any high paying jobs with low human interaction exist? It seems like every job nowadays wants you to be social.

>>9830214
There might be a few trade skills or something like a welder but generally if you want to get decent pay you're going to have to interact with people, it's just a must for getting any kind of big project done.

>>9830214
yes, google professional anime masturbator, then google ron paul

>>9830214

yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_-7Qp7uzbQ

>>9830214
>every job nowadays

But it's always been that way. Literally, it has *always* been most profitable to be everybody's best friend

From merchants plying goods to smiths offering services, from the doctor everybody likes vs the doctor everybody doesn't, from the lowliest spot on the corporate food chain to the very highest, the people with the most social influence reap the most rewards

Society is a bitch like that

>>9830214
sysadmin, programmer, actuary

you still have to talk to people but less than in other jobs

if you don't care about high pay then there are more

>>9830163
If I had an attitude like that, I would continue to be a NEET, I had a grocery job as a bagger a while back.

It's tough but if I continue to apply for jobs everywhere then I'll eventually get a job, having a positive attitude and patience is key.

If my mom can't understand that and kicks me out then whatever, I'll just lose it with the bitch and go on a killing spree. It's a win-win situation for me, society blows right now.

I either get a night shift job and enjoy my life or lose my mind and enjoy my final moments with complete chaos

>>tfw no night shift jobs
>>only jobs here are retail and food service

I'm probably gonna deliver pizzas for Dominos. At least its only 5 mins of interaction with strangers. If I look like a awkward idiot they won't remember my name.

>>9830292
Delivering pizza isn't that bad. A shame I don't have a drivers license. I also have a bad orientation.

>>9830214
Actuary.

>>9830249

My Mom did kick me out. I used my college tuition money to live for a half a year and go to college. I had been looking for a job, and I couldn't get one even though I had 4 Associate's degrees. I was at my wit's end and then finally I caught a break and got approved for autismbux. I'm still going to university, but I'm not depressed anymore. My autismbux will probably get cancelled with my luck and if that happens, I'm going to be homeless. Meanwhile, I haven't gotten a call back from any of the 40 or so places I applied to , even though I have 4 Associate's degrees. I'm due to graduate next year and then I'll be really fucked because I'll be 30 with 5 months of total work experience.

>>9830308

You'll get a job eventually! Don't lose hope!

I am sorry for this blogshit but I will go to college the first time in two days. Scared as hell. How did you survive college if you went to one? If it wasn't for my parents I would live a happy neet life.

>>9830292

Frankly, I usually don't even *acknowledge* the pizza delivery guy's name, so that's another plus of sorts

You could introduce yourself as Lord Zed and I would just smile and nod while grabbing my pizza and shortchanging you on tip money

>>9830333

Just try to blend in with the other people. After you're home from class, go over your notes and make sure you understand everything. Read the book, do the homework. Start practicing memorization of the material whenever you can. Show up early to class especially if there's no class before yours and they let you sit in the empty room without the professor being there. That way, you can avoid walking to class when everyone else is walking in between classes. I usually sit in the back row. All you have to do really is show up to class and study 2 hours per unit per week. So if you're taking 12 units, you should study at least 24 hours that week.

>>9830308
Associates degree are useless. They won't get you a job.

>>9830405
That's terrifying. I can't study more than a few hours a week, and that's only if there's an exam to cram for

>>9830408
only in retarded subjects like liberal arts or history
you can get an AA in nursing and still make good money

>>9830426
I dunno what kind of shitty country you live in but in America nurses have to have a bachelors degree. And the nurses aid the one who cleans up poop and pee is an aa and you only make like 10$ an hour. That's 1.50$ above minimum wage.

>>9830458
>What the fuck else do you have to do?

Browse 4chan and watch animu

>>9830425
>I can't study more than a few hours a week
You are going to fail college.

Why can't you? What the fuck else do you have to do?

>>9830462
That's all well and good but if you don't study you won't be able to do that in a few years.

Try to think long term.

>>9830454
This might be how it is in your state, but in Oregon, for example, there are 2 year RN programs. I'm not sure how they differentiate between the 2 year level and the 4 year level but they both get called registered nurses.

>>9830472
Also these programs are called 2 years but in reality they require a bit longer because in order to apply for the program to begin with you have to have all your A&P and other prereqs done.

>>9830308
Dude why don't you apply for a civil service job. You could've been fine with just one degree and studying for the civil service tests they give. And you could keep the job for life and retire early with a pension.

Its going to be one of my last resorts if I can't find a job with my degree. That's why I'm keeping out of trouble and refusing autismbux (shows up on mental health records depending where you live and can disqualify you).

>>9830333
Keep to yourself. Its not that bad. People for the most part actually act like adults, and when they don't it can be funny (joking around and stuff). If you don't like a class or find it boring then just sit in the back row and shitpost on /jp/ on your tablet/cell phone or take a nap until the class is over.

The studying isn't really that bad if you pay attention in classes.

>>9830333
If it weren't for your parents you would have to work.

>>9830510

>People for the most part actually act like adults

Hahaha, no they don't. Most of them act like they did in high school only with more freedom to be a douchebag.

>>9830523

If it weren't for your parents you wouldn't even have to bother with this shit. You could be nothing and not have to suffer through this shit filled life.

>>9830542
Not really, they're adults so if they go out of their way to directly attack or harm you there will actually be consequences. Not to mention in a college they don't know you or know who you are. They likely won't even remember you a week after the semester ends as being in the same class. But then again I go to a commuter school.

Most kids in my classes keep to themselves, at best laugh or say stupid shit.

>>9830549
But life is cool.

Look at this cool shit.

>>9830560

>>9830542

Say it isn't so.. please. I was looking forward to a single dorm but now I'll just stay home. Then again, the bathroom thing was putting me off anyway.

>>9830560

>But life is cool.

>Look at this cool shit.

>>9830557

>Not really, they're adults so if they go out of their way to directly attack or harm you there will actually be consequences.

Who said anything about attacking anyone? I said they act like douchebags. Do you not know what that term means?

Morons. Idiots. Troglodytes. Very stupid, obnoxious people.

>>9830523
I live in germany and we have welfare. But i am not against work. Just want something simple to have enough for normal good, new technology now and then and figurines.

>>9830549
True that. But it's too late now.

>>9830405
>>9830510

Well I hope it will be more anonymous than school. I am lazy but studying is my least fear.

>>9830581
>>9830581
>>Dorm

why. leeching off your parents is cheaper in the short and long term. it also lets you take it easy. sure, make friends and hang around or whatever with people in dorms but don't be stupid enough to actually live there.

i'd rather have a 2 hour daily commute than actually have to pay $6-12 grand a year to live in a shitty dorm and on top of that have to actually maintain/clean it, do laundry, and buy food for myself. at least with parents they do laundry for me, they clean my room, and they make my good. its the definition of taking it easy. no shame.

>>9830594
who cares? block them out. don't pay attention to them. they're real life attention whores

if you actually make them the center of your attention and pay attention to their shit taste, shit opinions, and shit knowledge they win.

>>9830582
Those bacteria are just trying to do what they like, just like you and I are.

>>9830609
>who cares? block them out. don't pay attention to them. they're real life attention whores
>if you actually make them the center of your attention and pay attention to their shit taste, shit opinions, and shit knowledge they win.

You're really bad at speaking to people.

You said they weren't there. I'm saying they're about 90% of the people you will meet.

No one said anything about what you do about them.

>>9830582
Fuck your bad vibes.

>>9830621

Exactly.

>>9830620
The number is hardly close to 90%

>>9830620
i'm not saying they're not there. i'm telling you to not pay attention to them. just avoid them if you don't want to deal with them. they probably won't even notice you

>>9830632

You're wrong.

In four years of undergrad, I met about 10 worthwhile people, professors excluded. I would say 90% is a conservative percentage.

>>9830641

>i'm not saying they're not there

>People for the most part actually act like adults

So you're a liar as well as fairly dim-witted?

>>9830582
Needs sum semen.

>>9830472
Those are not associate degrees. They're actually accelerated programs. Meaning they're doing all the work just faster and harder since they cram it into two years.

Garbage Man is a really good job from what I hear.

Lots of union benefits and such. Good salary and all that. Definitely night shifts.

>>9830652

How do those two sentences contradict themselves at all, Anon?

I believe you are just overly sensitive and petty. I used to be a salesman, and I guarantee I dealt with more people in a single day that you have in a month

Yes, people are shit, but your problem is you dwell on it. You're probably not very likeable in real life purely because you are such a negative and nasty person. And before you say "I don't care about that," do bear in mind that part of the reason your so-hated society seems so awful to you is because of how you act to them

Put simply Anon, you reap what you sow. If you're a holier-than-thou faggot who thinks himself above the very 10% rule you so constantly love to cite, chances are everyone around you is just interpreting you as the 90% that suck

>>9830652
I meant acting like adults as in, if you avoid them they'll avoid you. They won't go out of their way to meet or know you. If you do not want to associate with them they won't associate with you. They won't make fun of you or bully you for not wanting to associate with them.

Now calm down your assburgers.

>>9830679
It is in name, at least, an associate's degree. Here, for example: http://www.pcc.edu/programs/nursing/
There is also an option to attend a third year to get a bachelor's degree as well.

>>9830652
That's not a contradiction.

>>October
>>Beginning of the Holiday package season
>>Not applying at UPS for seasonal package handler or driver helper positions

Lift boxes all day, nobody bothers you as long as you can keep from backing the line or the truck up

>>9830791

WAYQ?

>>9830791
That image fills with me rage, but that's not an awful idea.

>>9830829
How the hell could a cute picture of Millhi fill anyone with rage?

>>9830829
>>Image from one of the most kind and gentle kemonomimi shows in years filling you with rage

I hope UPS hires you and makes you stack semi trailers 12 foot high on your first day until you puke

>>9830791
Who misuse of quote function here?

>>9831000
>Reliable transportation to the UPS job site is your responsibility. You must have a personal transportation plan in place to arrive and depart the UPS work site, particularly for shifts when public transportation may not be operating. Do you have reliable transportation?

>Answer no

>Well too bad fucker, get a car then we will think about hiring you