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Probably works as a dominatrix.

Things she can't do when on the inside world.

>>9823594
steal expensive things and eat humans

She hides people's car keys.

>>9823604
fuck with anonymous

I'm guessing the bitch is the reason why I keep losing my socks no matter how neatly organized I am.

>>9823772
I like to think Yukari as a "good willed prostitute" who visits anons at night and gives them her soothing love to calm their raging loneliness. She is not bound by simple mortals' definition of monogamy.

This is my canon and no one can say otherwise

>>9823898
Do you believe in mexican Tewi too?

She gets her hair did

>>9823903
No.

>>9823772
>>9823898
If only.

She goes to Mexico to get unsafe breast and ass implants

>>9823955
Does she get them from Mexican Tewi?

>>9824002
Yes, Mexican Tewi is the answer to everything.

What a great thread. Hilarious replies. Why are you so horrible, /jp/? Do you even care about touhou, or just use it for shitposting?

>>9824038
This is serious Touhou discussion you won't find on any other website.

>>9824038
So Touhou imagedump threads with fanon and speculation are not allowed on this board?

>>9824061
>sample-
You are a bad person.

>>9824061
>speculation
Please...
Yes, at least post pictures. Tohou threads are good only for this.

>>9824038
There is nothing to talk about. If you had been here for more than a month, you would know.

>>9824071

>>9824089
Then don't make another pointless thread.

>>9824118
I didn't.

>>9824168
Then make one so he can go to it and tell you to not make another pointless thread.

>>9823911
>She gets her hair did
she dyed her hair since 1200 years ago?

she probably hangs out with all her toubros and takes lots of naps, and gaps windborne semen out of the air so girls can go outside without getting pregnant.

>>9824331
lel

>>9823898
Yukari never visit you ;_;

Some bonding.

>>9824516
she visits you everynight when you go to sleep and close your eyes, she's there, you just dont see her

>>9824516

I'm actually fine with that. I'd rather she not visit.

>>9824552
>just dont see her
as if she were not there ;_;

>>9824610
Maybe one day you'll see her, at least in your dreams.

>>9824552
like a angel guard...

a lewd, lewd angel guard

Play cute tricks on /jp/.

>>9824753

What kind of tricks are cute though?

>>9824755
Tricks like moving something out of place or changing the bath water temperature.

>>9824755
Like if an Anon comes home and finds that his hidden stash of hentai doujinshis were moved and he thinks his parents did it but are too ashamed to ever mention it to them in person. In reality Yukari did it and just likes to see you squirm and get all flustered over nothing.

Or if you have a bunch of cumsocks lying around somewhere and one day find them all washed. You might get embarrassed that your mother did it, but it was really just Yukari trying to make you nervous.

She knows all your little dark secrets and likes to push your buttons with them.

>>9824790

Everything's out of place here, no organization at all. I shower instead of bathe. She needs to do better than that.

>>9824836
She uses all your hot water so your showers get colder quicker.
And then uses your soap and shampoo so you run out sooner.

>>9824858
and she shits in your toilet and uses the toilet paper so that runs out quick

>>9824813
Or if you find one of her big spidery fingers digging around in your butthole at night, it's just Yukari preying on your repressed gay sexual urges.

Whenever something is misplaced or I suspect my food is running out faster than usual, I blame Yukari.

>>9824873
I wish reimu could poop in my gap...

>>9824862
I bet she doesn't flush

I dunno if those tricks are cute. They're kinda creepy. I'm glad she doesn't visit me.

>>9824905
Tricks generally aren't cute. That's why they're tricks.

Does she canonically have big lewd breasts?

>>9824944
Definitely.

>>9824944
>>9824978
Deja-vu.

She makes humans disappear ala mexican cartels

>>9824988
#1 Border Jumper

>>9824988
she is the head for the mexican cartels

>>9825002
Does she canonically ignore signs?

>>9825008
Yes

>>9824618
I saw her in one of my dreams and she killed me, what mean that?

>>9825022
Has she ever been on a subway?

>>9825026
You were killed in an alternate universe

>>9825026
I'd be flattered if that happened to me. How violent was it?

>>9825028
I'd assume that she has at least been on a train considering she has a train spellcard.

>>9825037
so, Yukari is a murder?

>>9825028
What kind of stupid fucking question is this?

>>9825057
Please don't be mean to me. I was only asking a question.

>>9825040
i'm only flying in a colored space,
when she appears and killed me with a beautiful sword, I saw her expressionless face while my eyes closed and awake.

and I sense all pain...

>>9825046
fucking hilarious gif, would spend five more hours staring at

>>9825061
I'm sorry, let me suck your cock as an apology.

>>9825108
I don't swing that way, sorry.

>>9825117
But I'm a girl, btw.

>>9825122
I told you, I don't swing that way.