/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Put condom on and rub it against dakimakura.

>>9823389
That'll only take five hours to cum.

robotic waifus

Hypnosis

Tulpa.

>>9823413
>>9823414
some people value their sanity.

>>9823428
Drugs.

>>9823428
What is sane about liking 2D in the first place?Just embrace the insanity.

>>9823397

You say this like it's a bad thing. Dry humping is the best way to masturbate.

lucid dreaming. closest as you can possibly get.

>>9823431
What sort of drugs can I do that will aid me in imagining sex with my 2D waifu?

>>9823481
shrooms

>>9823397
Never took so long for me.

>>9823414
How do you have sex with your tulpa?

>>9823474
This.

>>9823474
>>9823921
But it's so damn hard. I always wake up after 2 minutes and have this chance only once in 2 weeks or so.

>>9823483

Shrooms are great but personally, I've never felt much in the mood for sex on them. I'm usually too busy laughing my ass off at everything.

Extacy on the other hand turns me into a raging fucking machine. You should give that a try.

>>9823967
how do you do it`?

>>9823967
Try reading a book on it. It might give you some more methods.

>having sexual organs
>2012
I hope you guys don't do this.

>>9823989
well what I did was: >>9823994

Looks like I need more training. But I have to admit superman style flying is even greater than I thought it would be.

>>9823450
confirmed for doing it the right way

even counts as practice for doggy style

>>9823995
>>>/v/

>>9823995
lol hilarious meme /v/ro

>>9824051
I think dakimakura is better because you can grab it and think you are fondling her breasts.

>>9824103
only if you have 40lbs of tits and ass

otherwise you're grabbing pillow

>>9824103
>>9824109

http://www.gamebaz.com/?a=i&i=115571#picture

>>9824103
>>9824109

http://www.gamebaz.com/?a=i&i=115571#picture

Bathsalts. When you go crazy and start eating your pillow you can pretend its just like a vore doujin.

>>9823384

Download an ero CD.
Put on portable play of choice or if your bed is close enough to your computer use headphones.
Get onahole or put on a condom and get a pillow.
Press play.
Grind and hump until you cum.

The ero CD is optional if you have a good imagination.

>>9824712
but what if your parents walk in on you?

>>9823384
1. buy twenty pounds of pussy and ass
2. ????
3. fucking a 2D

>>9824736
Lock your door?

>>9824746
Had to look over this image a couple of times to make sure I wasn't seeing things.

I have a set up that has been working pretty well for me so far.

>>9823384
I think you could make yourself a daki-sized pillar of ballistic gelatine and put the daki over it.

The problem would be attaching the sluthole to it, which could be done by carving out a hole into the pillar and only pulling the daki 1/2 over the pillar. Otherwise you would have to cut a hole into the daki.

>>9824962

>>9824736 see >>9824906

Your door should have a lock on it. If you're that paranoid wait until they go to sleep.

>>9825021
The gif is not mine but I did replicate one like it.

I wish CirnoWink would find out what his perfect onahole actually is.

>>9825062
He will never tell you and I am glad it will remain a mystery.

>>9824043
meditate before sleeping.

>>9825062
It's made of semen.

>>9824962
>>9825042
What the hell is that thing?


and where can I buy it?

>>9825227
and dream diary.
erry mornin'
before opening your eyes, try to remember everything, recite the main parts aloud and write them down.

>>9825227
that guide is bullshit

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

OP, you, to the roof. Do it today.

>>9825255
>>9825227
I always seem to have trouble controlling the dream once I become lucid. Here's a part of dream #81, a prime example.

>Then the other people in the room that I was in disappeared, leaving only myself and Yuuka. I then became at least semi-lucid, and told myself it was a dream. I remember going to a computer and typing Yuuka's name in it, and pictures of her popped up. I tried to control the dream, but Yuuka grabbed me and and started kissing me. From there I lost track of my lucidity.

>>9826476
Hardcore

>>9826488

Anyone else remember that guy from several years ago that posted pictures of his absolutely bizarre home made love doll and also told us about how he collects all of his semen, spins it up in something like a centrifuge at the end of the year and then sends it to the coworkers that he hates under the guise of "fruitcake".

I'm trying to find the pictures of it but unfortunately they're unlabled and buried in an unsorted pile of 400,000 other images. Archive's not showing anything either.

Does anyone else have those pictures?

>>9826693
I remember that guy, but I'm not gonna bother looking for the pictures either. He's my hero though

>>9826693
Somehow I remember it as being a repost or something
or maybe I remember a repost of it somewhere else

>>9823481
2c-b, its like mdma mixed with lsd.
better yet, mix all 3.

>>9826693
Here's the thread. I don't have the cap.

http://archive.foolz.us/tv/thread/8360822/#8361363

>>9826693
this?

just use your hand. why make it complicated?

>>9826764
>>9826786

That's the one. Thanks guys.

>>9823384
very otaku culture here

>>9828562
Just say "bump" next time.

You guys are hardcore with this. I still use my hand.

>>9826789
>>9828750
samefag

>>9828750
/jp/ is home to many professional masturbators.

>>9828756
Uh. No, actually.... Sorry Senpai :)

>>9828562
Of course this is otaku culture.

ahaha u guys are fukin nerds

>>9828797
arigatou gomen :D

>>9828902
STFO

Homura Subaru's Patchy?

He gets my vote.

>>9825227
>>9825757
I think it's time I begin to try again.

Bump

>>9828902
r u a gurl?

>>9825757
>Become lucid
>Shit goddamn I'd better rub my face on the floor and shit to keep myself lucid
>Set off to accomplish something afterward
>Immediately lose lucidity

>>9833407
I'm quoting my last lucid dream, by the way.

>>9833407
>>9833409
e/b/in story, /a/-kun

>>9833468
I'm from /fa/, actually.

>>9825243
looks handmade

But I use real girls for that

>>9834072
I pity you

>>9834072
shame on you.

>>9834072
epic spoilers dude.

and bump

>>9834072
Why?

>>9826786
I don't believe this.

I once tried to do it but the cum would after a few weeks of storage turn black and smell horrible. I had to dump it all in the forest.

>>9834596
I think the only way to really store cum is to freeze it in a container. That shit starts rotting fast.

>>9834779
I wonder what rotten cum looks like.

>>9834977
You can easily make it yourself. Just ejaculate in some kind of container, forgot about it for a week or two, then open it up again. Now, how it tastes like is something to wonder about. That takes some real guts. I was nearly paralyzed by merely smelling it.

>>9834779
In your lifetime?

If you like Kagami, this is for you.

http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-14822

>>9834977
Like water. Cum eventually liquifies. It's a way to test the effectiveness of your cum.

>>9834977
Looks like rotten

>>9834551
they move, I'm too lazy

>>9843681
I can see you right now, you fucking disgusting lump of fat.
You make me sick.