/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I've always wondered what ti would be like to date a mexican girl. Sure, she seems nice enough.

Whoa your forehead is fucking shiny!

Why would I wan't to date a mexican ratgirl?

"Ok"

lets do this

What anime is this from?

get a bobcut nerdlinger

>>9819982
But then she'll just look some dork. Are you willing to date a dorky mexican chick?

Please be gentle

>>9819998
Like a Mexican Youmu?
I'd date a Mexican Youmu.

>>9820003
Well she's already a gardener.

Why is she so mean?
Will she sit in my face and slap my penis?

>>9820026

She's a good girl in the end

>>9820010
5 star post.

Finally. A cute /cgl/ girlfriend.

>>9820026
I can't imagine her being sadistic during sex, she just teases the hell out of you for fun.

>>9820010
Youmu Conpacho

"Prepare for tonight, it'll hurt a lot."

>>9820067
Nah, she probably puts up a tough front but is really submissive in bed.

>>9820089
They really need to put something like that in artificial academy.

>>9820097
Just use Mistress or Empress Personality and make her preferences "Devotion."

I don't get off of being insulted 24/7, so no.

>>9820097
No no no.
There are already enough eroge characters with this personality and I don't need to see more of this kind.

>>9820124
The guy is actually cuter than her. I'd fuck him while forcing her to watch.

>>9820128
But he has no vagina.

Why is Saten black?

>>9820128
He's gross.

>>9820136
Don't men have a back vagina instead of a front vagina?

>>9820136
You can fuck dudes in the ass. Sure they won't get pregnant but it's still a good substitute.

>>9820124
She looks like a dirty paki.

>>9820149
But japanese people are actually that color.

>>9820124
Bros before hoes I would beat the HELL out of this bitch

>>9820149
Aw, but that's part of her appeal!

>>9820124
There's something about this guy that makes me want to fuck him in the ass. Not even in a sexual way or anything. I just really want to fuck his ass.

>>9820156

But they're in love.

>>9820155
Japanese people tan into a cute reddish hue, not shitty greenish brown.

>>9820162
Girly guys do that to you. It's like, I dunno, they're supposed to take cocks?

>>9820162
How can you get hard and fuck him if it's not sexual?

>>9820165
I'm not gonna let my bro be deceived by some conniving skank under the guise of "love".

I'm gonna beat the shit out of that bitch and then we gonna fuck some hoes down a the club

>>9820174
He'll hate you and kick your ass. Did you see that kung fu shit he was pulling at the end? He'll kick your ass.

>>9820178
Fuck no he wouldn't do that to his bro, bro

>>9820182
A bro in love with a hoe would put his hoes before his bros

>>9820185
bro... for a ho?

>>9820185
bro that's breaking the bro code

>>9820190
Sorry bro.

>>9820190
fo sho

>>9820193
It's true though, bro that's the way things go when a bro loves a ho.

>>9820201
Fuck that ho, she stole my bro

>>9820202
Why WAS he laughing?

>>9820210
Fuck your bro, he stole my ho

>>9820212
She was laughing at your stupid looking face.

>>9819982

>bobcut on a female

absolutely disgusting

only the hepburn could pull this off

>>9820182
>>9820190
>>9820193
>>9820201

do you even pimp? You don't love hoes, you use them to make money.

Why isn't there any nagatoro sex?

>>9820218
You can have that ho if you'll be my bro

I can't believe /jp/ is having fun.

>>9820225

They're not home yet.

>>9820225

Because they're not home yet.

>>9819947
How old are you?
Yur just a kid (Pat her on the head 3 times).
Yeah I remember when I had on older girls, so know I get where you're coming from......

Well I better get to class, but I'll see you around.....squirt (Big grin look at her, with my eyes closed waving backwards)

Run into my friend with big boobs. Crash. I'm disoriented after one of the bypassers is one of my groups of friends who hit me with their baseball bat while I fell. Look up . My face is in her breasts. As soon as I realize where I am my nose bleeds just a little (Broken blood vessel) and my dick shoots out full 30 degrees right between her legs. She's not waring panties, but only those skin tight yoga pants (Actually the no panties and tight skin yoga pants were real at my uniform school). Before we know it I am practically inside her. She groans whit a "uumeh". All in one quick 3 seconds. Everyone starts laughing saying "Haha That's our Anon" and "Typical anon being hilarious" or "hahaha Anon! Anon! haha" maybe a little "Oh no anon" from all the freshman girls, then "Anon is the funniest senior I know".

>>9820228
Tell me about it! This is an outrage!

>>9820250
Part 2
Big boob friend pushes me off runs away with a slight warm pinkness in her face accompanied by a slightly angry scowl, yet I and a few others can see a affectionate embarrassment at the same time. Bell rings Teachers say get to class get t o class and I'm closing the door! Several chuckling friends from different grades and one well liked teacher help me up. "heh heh Well heh you better get to class anon or that's a detention" the teacher says. "Haha yeah" I say with a goofy embarrassed look on my face. Walk for a moment, but turn back realizing I dropped my book, while saying "Good thing I was able to hide my boner in all that commotion..". Just then right in front of me is the freshman girl who asked me out crying, tears down face, sniveling snot.
Me: Um...I-
She runs away crying with little whimpers.
I then realize I just made tw o girls run away from me within the last 4 minutes....

>>9820202
>all these insults
>dat bikeshort

>>9820226
You can be my bro if you'll fuck my ho.

>>9820254
WAYQ

>>9820254
get the fuck out of /jp/, thanks.

>>9820250
>>9820253
Please fuck off with your fanfic, loser.

>>9820254
nice meme arrows tripfiend

>>9820263
Is there anything else better going on in this thread?

How stressful.

>>9820308
Shut it you worthless piece of shit.

>>9820315
Please don't bully.

>>9820315
Getting some heavy feels from post

>>9820321
>>9820323
Kill yourselves. Preferably together.

>>9820331
I'd rather go on a rape spree before I off myself.

>>9820331
That affect when you can no longer feel your feels unhindered.

Bad affect man.

>>9820336
As long as you end up dead I don't have a problem with it. The most important issue at hand is ridding the world of your vile existence.

I can see my reflection in her forehead.

That's pretty useful.

>>9820360
Are you making fun of her cute, oily and smooth forehead?

>>9820369

I was commenting on its possible uses. I guess that's more of a compliment than making fun of it.

As I said, it seems pretty useful.

>>9820383
Don't play coy. You're trying to make fun of her and you know it.

>>9820393
she wants to fuck.jpg

>>9820398
that face isn't a she wants to fuck face, autismlord. more like a 'i want to blueball you because im a dumb bitch'

Some other girl already asked me out. What could go wrong?

>>9820407
>i can't read animu face feels.jpg

sucks for you, nerd.

Good. I have her just where I want her. When she least expects it, I'll tie her up and make her my slave. Nothing would bring me more pleasure than to get her to beg for mercy.

>>9820411

Yuno is better.

>>9820423
Oh how awful

ill take her to the dentist to fix those fangs

I don't think I'd be able to accept knowing how she treats people. If I wanted to play games I'd just play Touhou! I have my Tou-Bros on /jp/ and they give me the strength to be a strong, independent white man who don't need no woman.

I'll say "No I'm not going to take you back with me to America".

>>9820472
>Tou-Bros
Please stop.