/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Please don't sexualize Touhous.

Nue 43
Tenshi 38
Mystia 33

>>9819170
You've counted how many times you've fapped to them?

>>9819171
no just guessed

>>9819171
You don't? What kind of freak are you?

Anal Flandre
With Nue a close second

Including doujinshi, Yukari.
Picture folder slideshows only == Patchouli.

I can't fap to my favorite 2hu because she's too pure.

Sanae without a doubt.

Yes, let's make another shitty touhou thread.

>>9819211
>>9819110

>>9819198
Who's your favorite ?

>>9819198

>>9819234
Sanae

>>9819234
>>9819273
I missed

>>9819274
Sanae is pure, but she's still probably my third-place fappee

>>9819353
dork

>>9819362
Stop forcing that stupid non-meme.

>>9819374
He's just stating a fact. Look at her hair.

>>9819374
umad sperglord? Why don't you cry to you're mommie and get some more autismbux you sad pathetic no life loser autist sperglord thunder cunt?

To hazard a guess

>>9819374
This

The Sanae rape doujins are never rape, why does Sanae always want sex?

Patchy
just so much

>>9819538
Patchy's vagina is black from all the use.

>>9819280
1) search 東方爆乳 in google images
2) count the number of pictures that feature Sanae

Does this matter? Non of this is canon, the only thing different about the girls is hair. I just fap to all pictures I find worth fapping. I don't even treat them as real touhous.

>>9819556
1) there are more yukari pictures
2) 東方爆乳は不純なじゃない

Say what you want, Sanae is a pure maiden.

>>9819587
>不純なじゃない
日本語でおｋ

Those Patchy Garigari doujins.

Patchouli
Yukari
Sakuya

Just a guess. I fapped to Touhou long before I knew what it was.

>>9819592
Good tastes.

>>9819612
They are gross and boring.

>>9819624
I like the way he draws their asses.

>>9819594
不純ない?
でも...ちがう

>>9819624
I think they are great,

Suwako I am certain. She has some really really lewd ero doujins that I've masturbated to countless times. Omyaa or obyaa, not sure what the artist goes by.

>>9819642
Why? It's just sex, there is no story.

>>9819666

It's really well drawn sex.

>>9819666
That's kind of the point.

>>9819671
I should not have loaded it back up to see for myself, I need to fap now.

suwako or sanae

Yukari and Yuuka.

>>9819198
How fucking bad at cooking do you have to be to get several raw eggs on your tits?

Nue, satori.

Yuuka.

>>9819666
>Story
>Hentai

You gay son?

blonde touhou characters > green > everyone else

I don't know, when I fap I just usually fap to random things or characters from things I've never even heard of. The most I've fapped to a single touhou is probably no more than 5, which is probably why I don't remember.

Hard to say.

Probably Flan. Maybe Patchouli. Or Suwako.

>>9819912
>bad
I see our opinions of cooking skill differ.

either meiling or cirno

Orin is extremely erotic.

Remilia, Patchouli and Reimu.

Tie between Suwako and Suika.

Alice and Suwako

Ayayayayaya

>>9819671
>It's really well drawn sex.
It's just another generic doujin...
>>9819929
No, but story is the most important thing even in porn.

>>9820330
>No, but story is the most important thing even in porn.

Oh you sad, malformed person. Did you hit your head as a child?

>>9820344

Not that guy, but come on. A decent story adds a layer of eroticism to anything. And by decent I mean anything with some sort of plot relevant to the sex scenes.

Reimu with Suwako being a very close second.

>>9820344
People like this on /jp/?
I didn't think we could get worse.

Yuyuko

cirno

It's likely a tie between Satori, Youmu, Suwako and Remilia

>>9820355
It's nice, but I don't really need it. As long as the characters look like they're having fun I'll fill in the story gaps myself, whereas I find the reverse harder to do.

>>9820386

Indeed. I don't find it necessary either. I just think it makes good erotic work a little bit better.

>>9820382

hnngg

Yukari without a doubt.
Awesome faps

>>9819952
Blonde touhous and Kanako > green > everyone else.

>>9820403
epic spoiler abuse, /a/-kun

>>9819282

Absolutely disgusting


I warned /jp/ about those moriya sluts, this is the kind of filth you get from worshiping fertility

Ran. Forgive me, mama.

>>9820415
>/a/-kun
Did it hurt your feelings?

>>9820426
Looks like I hit home.

>>9819952
I can agree with this.
I'd say Ran, Yukari, Yuugi, and Yuuka are among my top fapped-to Touhous.
Maybe Eirin too.

>>9820426
Just ignore him. His posts get deleted for a reason.

the moriyas
such amazing orgies (futa and not futa)

>>9820448
Never seen even one of them deleted.

>>9820455

But if you had to pick one of them, who would it be?

>>9820463
cant do they only work as a threesome

Suwako, Yuuka, Suika, Rumia, Ran, and Sanae. In that order.

Yukari, Yuuka, Yuyuko, Byakuren, Patchouli, Sakuya, and Sanae.

I'm a horrible person.

>>9820416
It seems pretty sexy to me.

>>9820416
Lick the toad.

What touhou should I fap to right now /jp/?

>>9820563
Tojiko

Okuu. Secondary candidates are Yuuka, Sakuya, Aya and Yukari. Otherwise I think it's fairly evenly distributed.

I only fap to Okuu, because for me to be able to fap to someone, I have to love them deeply. I sometimes, on rare occasions fap to Rin because I like to think Okuu would allow a threesome with her best friend.

>>9819282
>>9819655
Mah niggas.
I'm gonna go stand next to these guys, because they obviously have found some way to have the opposite of shit taste.

>>9820617
Pffft, fag.

>>9820617
Cute Okuu image dude.

>>9820660
Don't lie to him. She has no nose in it.

>>9820617
The only Okuu I can fap to is the power-mad one who is intent on conquering the world with her extreme hotness.

>>9820691
Me too. Otherwise I feel like I'm taking advantage of a slightly retarded girl.

>>9820699
But that's part of her appeal. Why wouldn't you want an adorable slightly retarded girl?

>>9819156
I could even tell you what image.

>>9820686
Yes she does. See? It's right there.

>>9820707
>fanon appeal

Fixed that for you.

>>9820860
Canon Utsuho is not very smart.
See: Touhou 12.3

>>9819353
Good taste.

>>9820904
That's like fapping to a 12 year old boy.

>>9820922
>That's like fapping to a 12 year old boy.
Can you explain how that is a bad thing?

>>9820937
https://tips.fbi.gov/
https://report.cybertip.org/

You know what to do, /jp/.

>>9821037
Oh? Did I miss the huge uproar about when it was made illegal to fap to imaginary people? Or when thoughtcrime laws were instituted?

>>9821056
/jp/ - Minority Reports. Your time is over criminal scum.

>>9821056
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A
Drawings are illegal.
Cartoons are illegal.
It is not a requirement that the minors you abuse actually exist.

Think your imagination doesn't count as a "visual depiction"?
http://youtu.be/nsjDnYxJ0bo
Think again.

>>9821076
I am, right at this very moment, fapping to shota.
I dare the FBI to arrest me for it. That would be a fun trial.

>>9821076
lol why do people actually cave in and think these bullshit laws are justified?
Oh, thats right, Americans are weak ass pussies

>>9821200
>>9821113
>>9821076
lol

You Eurofags know that your anti-loli codes are stricter than ours is?

Example: Denmark/Switzerland

>>9821200
Americans throw tantrums at the mere idea of pedophilia. To the point where if you were to fuck a 17 year old at the age of 20, half the country would want you lynched for being a "pedophile".

>>9821233
>Currently, countries that have made it illegal to possess (or create/distribute) sexual images of fictional characters who are described as or appear to be under eighteen years old include Canada, South Africa, Sweden, the United Kingdom, and the Philippines.

-wiki

>>9821246

>Sweden

>>9821233
what the fuck. The Netherlands and Denmark are probably the best countries regarding this stuff, when not counting Japan.

>>9821254
At the same time, no one there proactively pursues charges like that. The only guy who got charged was only fined, and people at the court laughed when they were shown the images presented as illegal.

One of the doujinshi he was prosecuted for is up in exhentai:
http://exhentai.org/g/152021/b524517e93/

I'm also guessing they showed this in court.

What if ambiguous loli laws are all part of the plan?

>>9821246
What does an 18 year old look like in their definition anyway?

That shit should be written to say "prepubescent" not "under 18"

>>9821310
Normals don't know the difference.

>>9821310
14-year-olds are pubescent. Are you telling me you'd enjoy lewd images of 14-year-olds, you pedo fuck?

>>9821280
Sweden banned DoA as child porn. DoA, THE titty fighting game, where every single girl is a titty monster, was banned as cp because the girls are like 15.

>>9821246
>countries that have made it illegal to possess (or create/distribute) sexual images of fictional characters who are described as or appear to be under eighteen years old.

Not even on pictures now? Wow, here comes 21 century freedom!

>>9821323
Silliness aside, tell me a 14 year old from an 18 year old.
Shit I'm like 28 and I "look 16." Would I be arrested for posting nudes of myself?

>>9821323
this thread sure went to shit fast

>>9821335
In some countries/jurisdictions, yes. Australia and I think Canada had a few cases where flat chest 18+ porn was counted as CP.

Regarding the Swedish "ban", it was said to be because someone wanted to prove the swedish law's being ridiculous by reporting the game.

Instead of resulting in the laws being reviewed for being silly, it ended up with the publisher skipping the country because they didn't want to go through the annoyance of court.

Quite ironic really, since it was only like a single person who caused this, and that person didn't have anything against the game either.

>>9821366
>Canada
Fuck my shitty country. What'll happen if they find the 5TB nude loli collection I have? Nothing sexual, they're just all naked.

>>9824767
Lascivious display of the genitalia (and possibly the breasts) is against Canadian law.

https://www.cybertip.ca/app/en/report
You know what to do, Canadabros.

>>9824772
>Canadabros
Pls stop this shitty >meme.

>>9824767
How do you not know about this until now? I live in the city where an idiot was caught importing Comic Lo or something similar so I'm extra paranoid about anything and everything I have.

>>9819156
where is the pic lol

>>9828517
in ur moms ass lol rofl