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9818590 No.9818590 [Reply] [Original]

If the Lunarian civilization is so great, why did they get their shit wrecked by three dudes in a lightly-armed American landing craft back in 1969?

>> No.9818599

Weren't they essentially three elite commandos, best of the USAF?

Also, possibly better equipped than you were told.

>> No.9818608

>>9818590
Remember that the FBI confiscated Tesla's documents at the time of his death. They probably put his concepts into practice. Not to mention they landed outside the moon capital, being virtually undetected by doing so. Then they snuck in on the capital and wreaked all kinds of havoc.

>> No.9818620

Not even the supposed best of the best stands a chance against pure American spirit.

>> No.9818632

Does anyone have that picture of a shuttle gunning down several moon rabbits?

>> No.9818647

They were probably genetically engineered mutants too. Probably had all sorts of weird powers.

>> No.9818663

I thought their mission failed and they erected the flag to save face?

>> No.9818700

>>9818663
Their mission was successful. The raising of the flag was symbolic, like in Iwo Jima.

>> No.9818842

Because reality trumps fantasy every time. Special powers don't trump bullets.

>> No.9818861

Niel Armstrong's danmaku is unbeatable.

>> No.9818863

>>9818861
So are his fists.

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>>9818632
Here, you monster.

>>9818842
What are you talking about? Yorihime eats them.

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