/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9809092

>>9809092
yay satorin!

First we must fix this problem.

AWWWW YEAH, GETTING SATORI WASTED!

Is...is that really a good idea? You know you're not good with alcohol, Satori.

>>9809120
What are you talking about?

>>9809130
HELL YEAH, SHE CAN TAKE IT!
SHE'S A REAL TROOPER!

>>9809120
>>9809137
Stop that. Satori has normal arms.

How do you think Satori is when she is drunk ? Is she the friendly type or the angry type ?


Maybe she is the reaaly happy and daring type ,that would be funny

It's a good idea to brush your teeth soon after vomiting, as your stomach acid can damage your tooth enamel.

PISSED DRUNK WITH SATORI!!!

Does Koishi drink alcohol?

>>9809140
So she can't hold her vomit OR her shit.

>>9809167
wrong. Scrubbing your teeth after vomiting only grinds the acid into your teeth. It is better to rinse your mouth out with plenty of water first.

>>9809186
Satori is not good at parties. ( ._.)

>>9809174
Yeah. Then she gets weird.

>>9809186
What a loser. Poor Koishi, she has to be related to a loser like that.

>>9809195
Don't worry, she knows how to treat her sister well.

>>9809202
See how well they get along?

>>9809195
Shut up, you. Don't be mean to her sister.

>>9809211
Satori in a ripped sweater is cute.

I bet Koishi uses her powers to sometimes steal sake and food from parties.

>>9809223
Start ripping it then.

>>9809227
Urk. I meant ribbed.

>Eh!? Hey, you!
>W-... W-... What are you thinking there!? ...Eh? You're kidding, right? Is that kind of thing even possible?

>>9809227
Ok.

>>9809251
Oh, if only.

Hungover with Satori!

>>9809260
She's hungover and she still has to deal with other people's thoughts forcing her way inside her mind constantly.

>>9809266

looks like she drunk too much and is undressing again

>>9809266
Actually getting drunk starts to dampen the inhibitors in he brain so she would start to get even more thing floating in her head than she usually would. Not to mention that the lack of concentration would also lead to thoughts getting jumbled, it would probably sound like a broken tape player with the speed control speeding up and slowing down every second.

>>9809282
>it would probably sound like a broken tape player with the speed control speeding up and slowing down every second.
That still sounds like the worst thing for a hangover.

>>9809283
Satori is not good with alcohol.

>>9809282
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>9809194
How can she get any weirder?

>>9809310
>How can she get any weirder?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_sSpPVoU4s

>>9809310
Don't ask.

I'm not cleaning this up.

>>9809332
You're a real gentleman, anonymous.

>>9809275
"And each mind I peered into was stuffed with the same sing object of obsession. That selfish and atavistic desire to pass on one's seed."

>>9809360
satori_reads_jp's_mind.wav

Do you want to...

>>9809360
But I'm not like that!

>>9809373
WELL DO YA DO YA DO YA WANNA

>>9809360
I wish to attempt to impregnate satori.

>>9809392

>>9809360
Would she feel better if she could also see that I was disgusted with myself for wanting that?

>>9809395
I don't respond well to teasing.
But she already knew that.

>>9809395
>>9809392
>>9809381
>>9809371
>>9809360
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agEdci5zEWo&feature=player_detailpage#t=92s

>>9809395
Ugh, fucking skank.

>>9809395
Oh my.

>>9809405
That picture proved it, autismo.

>>9809405
explain this

>>9809401
She is not.

>>9809395

!

>>9809405
Would she be happy or upset if my reaction was a mixture of lust and anger?

>>9809409
>>9809398
No matter what your mental reaction, she'd still be disgusted with you in the end.

She is just a cartoon. I really doubt anyone here treats lewd comments seriously.

This thread is getting too lewd

>>9809411
Okay then, that's good to know.

Best touhou

It's too late to save her

>>9809421
Well she clearly wanted that to happen since she can read the minds of the aggressors before they do it and just leave while they are still thinking about it.

>>9809421
What...? What do you mean?

>>9809428
They could've been wearing tinfoil hats.

>>9809431
I imagined she was getting raped by Magneto. Someone needs to draw this right now.

Guys, you are scared of real women, let alone mind-reading demon with super powers. Seriously, this thread is silly.

>>9809441
B-but the mind-reading demon with super powers is adorable.

>>9809441
If anything the mind reading factor makes her less threatening.

>>9809631
How? I'm sure she is still more powerful than any human. Even fairies are.

>>9809421
Youkai are durable. It'll be an unpleasant experience, whatever you're talking about, but she wont die or anything.

I want to intercept Satorie's mouth with my face as she starts to puke.

I want to firmly press my face into Satorie's behind as her beer induced diarrhea looses control out on her dress.

>>9810120
Actually alcohol is ingested twice as fast when it is taken in rectally. Satori is about to have one bumpy ride.

>>9810158
You can't do both at the same time!

>>9810178
So is she going to get incredibly drunk or incredibly sick?

>>9810180
Maybe so...

I can probably plant my face on her butt then I could cup her mouth so I can receive both of her gifts at the same time

>>9810158
>>9810186
That's disgusting. Please don't.

>>9810185
Both.
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

>>9809681
I don't know why but she always gave off the impression of being kind of sickly to me.

>>9810233
Oh dear. Who would do such a thing to Satori!?

>not suika

>>9810479
whuqot?

Satori is my favorite mommy.

>>9810549

>>9810559
That chair when called teacher 'mom'.

embarrassing!

>>9809399
Oh wow, the moment I saw that collar and leash my penis just shot up.
That has never happened before to me, such a direct reaction.

There's a Satori tied up on your bed. What'll you do?

>>9810650
hug and kiss her until she calms down and she can understand that I don't want to hurt her.
Satori, I just love you, please understand!
Please stay with me!

>>9810650
if you love her
set her free

>>9810650
Praise the gods because it looks like they even replaced my old bed with a bigger one. I'd throw her the fuck off and have one comfy ass sleep session.

>>9810669
You can't throw her off, she's tied to it. Can't you see?

>>9810674
Damn, forgot about that. Well it's a big bed, I'm sure I can just move her to an angle where she won't get in the way of my nap. Besides, it can't be all that bad. She would be almost as comfy as I am!

>>9810650
Just untie her since I love her. Since she reads minds and can feel my emotions there would be no reason to restrain her. She would undoubtedly recognize my genuine love and care for her, and either simply appreciate it and part ways or reciprocate it.

>>9810559
Satori loves her little daughters!

>>9810757
I always saw her more as an indifferent leaning on uncaring pet owner. Could be because of her "I'm too tired for shit shit" face expression in the game.

>>9810706
She tied up, barely clothed, in a place she doesn't know with a person she doesn't know. I don't think she's very comfy, nice bed or not.

>>9810767
No.

She loves them.

>>9810780
Well she can still rest easy knowing it could have been worse. It could have been some rapist instead of a sleepy fellow that just wants to get some sleep.

>>9810805
Well that's good, at least.

>>9810720
>simply appreciate it and part ways

Yeah, maybe if she can hold back her vomit. Which this thread clearly demonstrates that she can't.

Ok... who is responsible for miniaturizing Satori and turning her into Okuu's personal plush?

>>9810839
Some asshole wizard in europe.

>>9810844
That Merlin dick is always up to no good.

>>9810839
Inanimate transformation is horrifying.

>>9810848
He thought he could escape justice by morphing into a girl and joining a band but he isn't fooling anyone, especially since he kept his white hair and wizard's hat.

>>9810839
I feel like I'm in fucking /gaia/

What the hell happened to you /jp/.

>>9810880
These kinds of threads bring out the worst in everyone.

>>9810880
You make me feel like I'm in /v/.

>>9810880

There is literally nothing gaian about that post. Maybe you should lighten up.

>>9813515
I like this artist.

Satori has boobs now. What do you think of that?

Sucking lollipop with Satori!

How long should I expect it to take to achieve Satori?

>>9813767
I still have my copy of SICP I stole from a library five years ago.

I still haven't read it.

>>9813767
Why do they make it look like the book is about awesome magic shit when it's just about computers?

>>9813547
I don't see a problem. I will love Satori in any and all of her forms.

>>9813767
I want to know why the table has that scary leg.

>>9813805
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.

>>9813805

Dude, there's a leg underneath the table. That's practically a youkai! That or a killer with a sense of humor.

>>9813809
>>9813813
That just makes the contents of the book seem that much more disappointing.

Please dress your Satori responsibly

>>9813896
But I don't own clothes that small. Why can't she just wear her old clothes? Did a bird shit on her old dress or something?

>>9813896
I think she is fine as is; let us be off.

Brush! BRUSH

>>9813973
Why is she crying?

>>9813973
Meh, I hate pictures with some random hands. Am I supposed to self-insert? They are so soulless.

>>9813985
Well do you expect her to hold her own tongue out and force herself to brush her teeth against her own will?

>>9814021
I do this twice a day, so yes.

>>9813805
Both the book and the lectures use sorcery and metaphysics as analogies, because that appeals to the bottom-rung of computer scientists who can't accept that they are engineers. The D&D autists should stick to fantasy, whereas the mathematics autists can do real-world work that actually benefits people.

A proper, technical textbook is both engaging and informative, without resorting to ``philosophical'' and zany gimmicks about how programmers are like wizards. This would just be another run-of-the-mill Lisp tutorial if you removed all the, "IN THE OLD DAYS, WIZARDS USED ARCANE WORDS, BUT WE USE SCHEME ZOMG," cruft.
K&R is a great example of how such a book should be written. It's non-patronising, but also engaging. And the authors didn't even consider it a textbook.

小五ロリ

>>9814103
That actually sounds like the way my friend explained learning computers to me. I wonder if he read that book too.

Also I personally thing that sounds like a fun way to learn computers and I'd read that if I was interested in computer stuff.

My alcohol tolerance is zero, so Satori would be one of the few Touhous I'd challenge to a drinking match.

She can't last too long, having such a small frame.

>>9813547
That SoPM drawings are hurting my Black Tewi.

>>9814406
translate it you weeabos

>>9814908
Satori has breasts, and Sanae is flat. He's doing it on purpose, I swear.

>>9809431
Psychic here. Tinfoil hats do nothing. You need shielding which can only be made by another psychic.

>>9815053
Yeah, that is a bug.

>>9814908
I love those canon tits

>>9815053
What if you have a magneto helmet?

>>9815149
you get cancer

I'm on my fourth can right now.

>>9815236
Of what, poop?

>>9815241
Beer, dummie

>>9815089
What is she doing?

>>9815256
Vogueing

Could you beat Satori and Koishi in a brutal bowling match?

>>9815292
Probably not. Last time I went bowling I fucking sucked. It was pretty embarrassing.

>>9815292
Maybe, it depends if they are actually good or just casuals.

>>9815292
I'm bad at bowling...but Satori is probably worse. No strength, and she's probably never even bowled before.