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>>979352

They died easy!

Meanwhile...

>>979546
Coolest yukkuri in the mother fucking world.

>>979772
>>979774
>>979775
>>979778
Ironic how the yukkurisa is probably one of the greatest yukkuri bullies.

Fuck yeah, Defender of Justice.

has anonymous found the artist name of that series yet

>>979835
Kira

Translated these. If someone can help me with the third bubble in the first page, I'd say editfags are a go.

>>979772

"Waai"

"I'm far out in the sky!"
[unsure about this, "tonderu" is translated as "far out" or "groovy" by wwwjdic]

"Yu!?"

SHAAAA

HYUUUU
[sound effect for wind rushing past on falling]

>>979775

"Yugu!"

"Yu!"

"Yuyuyuyu"

"Yugurouuuriiiiiiiii!!"
[This is a gurgled and muffed from "yukkuri" that would be translated "easy", but I don't know how it could be made into a reasonable english variation]

CHOMP CHOMP

"Iyaaaayugurouu"

>>979965
osora wo tonderu mitai

Means "It's like I'm flying in the sky!"

tonderu is a contraction of tondeiru.

>>979835
FUCK YEAH MY WAIFU

>>979352
The top part is cute =(

>>979352
>>980093
"Oh wow, the sky is beautiful! I bet this is gonna be great!"

So nice and heartwarming.

translated and animooted

if you can make this smaller, then by all means do so

A challenger appears!

>>980560
Finally someone to be under Patchy in the trophic chain..

>>980560
So moe. I will have to ignore all Yukkuri threads from now on to avoid ever seeing it get hurt.

I already had that saved. But I'm lacking the last page.

>>980581

>>980585

Lacking last page.

>>980577
Nothing bad happened... yet.

Finally, someone stands up to all the yukkuri torture.

>>980581
>>980585
>>980587
Looks like I'll have to reedit those to add all the "yu" and the last page, possibly even the SFX

>>980379
Original

>>979788
Technically, that's only a mutated Yuka, not a proper Yukkuri.

>>981184
>zzz
>Munch-Munch~
>This shit's good!

YU! reedition!

If someone with more shooping skills than me can edit the SFX, please do it.

>>981184
If >>981288 is the translation, editing...

Once I boot into Windows, I'll consider editing the translated edit for SFX and suck.

Just so the translators know, the Yukkuri manga editors have memorized what the character yu is by now due to THE SHEER AMOUNT OF GORE YES WOO.

I wonder if "this shit's good!" is common part of a yukkuri's language (like "yu")

You know, what the hell is the Aya yukkuri supposed to be?

>>981424

a dogy

>>981337
Yes, it's one of their staples. The Japanese form is "Umee!!! Meccha umee!!!". They also have other sfx, such as "mu~nch, mu~nch, joy!!!" and "hafu hafu, ama ama".

>>981424
A swift and graceful stallion?

>>981337
It is when they are in a "feeding trance"

>>980560
Do I want to bully it? On one hand it's China, but on the other hand it's a yukkuri.

Hell with it, I'd kill it.

>>981424
>>981502
Something... is wrong there.

Please, mr. Summary Anon.. We need our dose!

>>981184
Well, literally it's just "Tasty!" here, but shitsgood seems pretty appropriate.

>>981184
Yukkuri mouse? Sorta want

Anon is a complete vegetable maniac. Upon returning home, he sees a Remirya ravaging his vegetable patch. He's horrified, but as soon as it tries to harm his most precious food, his precious petit tomatoes (if I'm reading this right), he snaps out of it and orders it to stop. It's shocked for a moment, but immediately afterwards it starts demanding pudding. He takes it inside, not to torture it, but to teach it the value of vegetables. He ties it to a chair, and goes to the kitchen to talk to his tomatoes. (He does this often.) He then peels an onion and puts it in front of the Remirya. "This stinks!!! Puddin!!!" "This is actually pudding, try eating it." A moment's hesitation. "Nooo, puddin doesn'd sdink!!!" It grabs the onion with both hands and throws it away. Anon takes the onion and starts peeling it, wiping the juices with the towel. The Remirya's eyes begin to sting, and it complains while tearing up. It then wipes its eyes with its onion-stained hands. Needless to say, screams ensue. Anon pretends to feel sorry, and gives it the towel. The onion-drenched one. (It wipes its face by keeping its hands still, and moving its face sideways.) It's now in so much pain it has stopped screaming. Anon leaves it there, and it keeps absent-mindedly wiping its eyes with its hands, creating a yukkuri foul circle. He talks with his tomatoes for an hour or so, and goes back to the yukkuri. He can only imagine the pain it's been through. He wipes its eyes and feeds it one of the tomatoes. It says "Zorry. *sniff* I won'd do id again." He then lets it go. Despite its impaired visibility, it manages to return to the SDM. Anon goes back to his vegetables.

Hooray!

>>981650
The hero has returned.

>>981650
Remiryas can be educated?

For the last month, Cirno has been playing with a family of yukkuris. She brings them food, and they sing together.

Yukkuris, shorter than the roots!
The big one is the mother!
The small ones are the kids!
They always take it easy!

This time, however, when she leaves them at night, a group of men nearby start discussing about how much yukkuris can be sold for. The next day, Cirno couldn't find the yukkuris, no matter how much she searched. She went fishing and caught a lot of fish. She went to the marketplace and bought a lot of vegetables. She also bought some manjuu that looked just like the family. She thought they'd be overjoyed when they saw them. When she got there, she could only hear a faint voice. It was coming from her pocket. She took one of the manjuus out and placed it near her ear.

Yu.....sho......oots
Th.....ne....ther
...sm....ar....ds
...way....ke.....sy

And then the singing stopped.

>>981682
They are complete retards, but yes, through psychological trauma they can learn a few basic things.

>>981711
>And then the singing stopped.
...
*sob*

>>981711
Cirno shouldn't associate herself with such creatures.

>>981769
But Cirno is pure-hearted (unlike a bunch of certain anons) so yeah.

>>981788
She's also foolish, mildly retarded, and full of herself. In that way she's a milder form of yukkuri.

A Yukkureimu family is crawling through the plains during a snowstorm. The kids are too tired to keep moving, but the mother encourages them to keep going. However, it eventually faints too. When they wake up, they're in a reinforced box. A face in a screen (an A.I., although they don't know that) explains that they were taken care of by an organization that helps yukkuris. The box contains everything they need to survive the winter, food, warmth, the A.I. to talk to etc. After a few months, the plains are green again, and the food has run out. The yukkuris complain, but the AI tells them that the power will run out as well, so they should get out soon. It tries to say something else as well, but the power runs out. Oh well, say the yukkuris. They drag their fattened bodies to the exit, and press the button that opens it. A keyboard comes out.

"Please enter the 10-digit password."

>>981827
>an organization that helps yukkuris.
Those fucking greens don't waste time. First the whales, now this.

I'd join the organization that helps yukkuris. If yukkuris existed.

Anon is obsessed with catching the fabled Teruyo (yukkuri Kaguya). They say it's even rarer than the Mokotan. The problem is that it's always with an E~rin, which is very clever and always manages to outsmart him with traps and the like. (It also demands that the Teruyo stay inside, and brings food for it. For that reason, Teruyo doesn't know much about the outside world.) Today, however, there are no traps. He wonders what happened, but he also plans to torture the Teruyo a bit before selling it (for an astronomical price). When he gets to their cave, however, he finds that Eirin (real) is taking the Teruyo with her. Of course, he can't oppose her. Eirin: "Hehehe...now I have all three." Anon spots the E~rin nearby, riddled with arrows, but not dead (they're immortal as well), and decides to vent his frustration there. He pulls the arrows out and pretends to show sympathy. E~rin dashes to the cave and calls for the princess. Anon says "Sorry...she got taken by one of the villagers as a bride". E~rin's face goes white. "That's right, bitch! You'll never serve or even see a Teruyo again! In all of eternity! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" The E~rin then screams louder than Anon thought yukkuris could, and dies. Apparently, the shock and sorrow of never being able to serve a Teruyo again overrode its immortality. Anon, pale in the face, goes home.

>>981650
This is my favorite story so far.

So, power of despair beats immortality. Gotta write that down.

Ugh, are there ran-types (tenkos?) that go cheeenn now?

>>981894
Teruyos can say "Help me, E~rin!"?

>>981989
They can speak properly, although in hiragana. This Teruyo was actually challenging Eirin to overcome its five impossible requests, but Eirin just went ahead and picked it up.