/jp/ - Otaku Culture

tf2 no gf

>>9803069
Why do you choose /jp/ to shitpost on? I don't get it. There are more appealing and popular ones out there, right?

Which of my qualifications do you fit?

-9 inch penis minimum
-$500 000 yearly wage
-Must not mind me having sex with other men
-Must work out at least 10 hours a week

>>9803081
Damn girl, you got some low ass standards.

>>9803081
>-9 inch penis minimum
no
>-$500 000 yearly wage
no
>-Must not mind me having sex with other men
maybe
>-Must work out at least 10 hours a week
no

>>9803081
>typical_woman.jpg, am I right, /r9k/bros?

>Like a 3D girl. (She's 17)
>Sometimes talk
>Suddenly she goes with some ugly fat dude since 2 weeks ago

ok;__;

I should've listened to you /jp/

>>9803118
You mean when we said "Get out of /jp/"? Yeah, you should've.

>>9803118
I've never felt that infirior and clicked on submit with tears in my eyes.

>tfw when no white aryan nordic gf

>>9803133
>tfw manjaw fetish but all the white women are taken

>>9803123
I just want companionship...

I didn't even have sexual attraction to her.
And I only have myself to blame.

sage for kuso and poor quality shitposting

There's only one girl for me and her name is Fukune. I love you Fukune.

>>9803214
Great to see another Fukune fan.

>>9803223
>liking "moe" lolis
She doesn't compare with Nono.

>>9803226
Who is Nono. I'm talking about the greatest poster on /jp/, Fukune.

Does anyone else here love Mugen?

I intend to marry Clammy.

>>9803261
Get a load of this nerd, trying to hit on my girl.

>>9803261
>>9803281

>>9803281
I'd suck the load up

>>9803261
Who the fuck is Clammy? I'll kill anyone who says she's better tan Fukune.

>>9803133
imperial here, nords are scum, on the same level as khajlit furries.

>>9803243
yeah, it's a fun game, though the community is shit.

>>9803297
I don't understand this.

Did the bully mods see their error and forgive you? This makes me happy I missed you.

>>9803326
I sucked Moot his cock.

>>9803363
>>9803297
Please do not impersonate my friend.

>>9803302
Clammy is a gay pedophile obsessed with butts.

>>9803372
It was so horny when he started liking my clit and bit out some hairs from my vagina.
Then I solved his bowel problems by eating all of it.

I very much mean what I said Clammy. I think we would be very happy together. I only ask you will wait for me to be able to support us both.

>>9803389
That's very sweet of you.

>>9803405
Are there any means which we can talk further? You can email me your preferred method. Just let me know what is the first letter (or last) of the address you use so I know it is you.

>>9803458
First letter is S? I usually have my email open, and I'm also logged into Steam pretty much always, so there's that too.

OP, why don't you just have a waifu? The pain of loneliness isn't as hard when you have your waifu by your side.

>>9803478
It's just a troll thread that was made to replace another deleted troll thread and somehow survived.

>>9803470
OK, first letter is f.