/jp/ - Otaku Culture

He should have married me.

>I'm not saying that he deserves a better wife but, like, he deserves a better wife.

Seriously

No females but smelly crotched fujoshi losers care about ZUN. In fact, no one but huge faggots care about ZUN and his shitty little games.

He really likes her something, I dunno. I really doubt ZUN is rich though. As for doujins, I kind of want to see something where he goes to Gensokyo and visits everyone with a song or a drink. No porn, just something nice and sweet.

>>9798866
Is that the ancient aliens guy?

He's looking like a boss

You don't want to marry a beautiful wife with bad personaility. She is a programmer so she understands him and his job better. He is a nerd and he has drinking problem, bonus point for her if she can stand it.

>>9798900

I'd much rather hang out with ancient aliens guy than ZUN

>>9798905
same

I'd probably suck his cock just to get a chance to spend the whole day with him to see how his life is and to discuss things that have been on my mind.

She knows how to brew good decent beed.

>Why would ZUN marry... this?

What do you mean? Is she infertile or bad at cooking?

>>9798909
wow thats gay dude

>Why would ZUN marry... this?
Because he loves her.

>>9798859

>he deserves a better wife

Perhaps.
The question would be who.

Why do people assume internet-famous people are rich? I doubt he makes significantly more than anyone else at Comiket, and it's not like he has done *that* many merchandise deals.

He's not a 2D-only otaku like you or me, he's just an artist who respects his art but has the common sense to separate it from the real world. Personally I'd hate to be like that, but Touhou wouldn't be what it is if he didn't see it that way.

>>9798914
Well I wouldn't literally do it, I'm just saying I would go great lengths to spend time with him.

>>9798917
cutest post 2012

>>9798917
I don't understand

>>9798950
He had a chemical break-down in his brain and concluded that getting married as fast as physically possible, before he returned to a rightful state of mind, was the best way to proceed.

>>9798917
People in Japan don't love each other, they "like" each other. They rarely pretend there's some magical category "beyond" being physically and emotionally attracted to someone.
Then again, they also think blood types determine your destiny.

It's always one step forward, two steps back with those people.

>>9798958
>Then again, they also think blood types determine your destiny.
At least it makes more sense than the signs of the Zodiac.

>>9798958
You’re a grade A Nipplepon expert.

>>9798859
You're right. ZUN is so rich and famous he has to beat supermodels with a stick to get them off him after all.

Do you not understand love?

>>9798983
It doesn't, weeb.

>>9799068
What is love?

>>9799090
Baby don't hurt me

>>9799082
it does, nerd.

something that's inside you and actually exists, no matter how stupid makes more sense than magical symbols that were pulled out of someone's ass after he looked at stars for too long.

stars that never affected you, never will, and in couple hundreds/thousands of years will shift enough to disfigure/destroy all those symbols on the sky.

>>9799095
fag

>>9799115
>stars that never affected you

They shone their light upon us, nerdnik.

>>9799120
fuck off, gaylord

Love works in mysterious ways.

OP,

If you ever decide to leave the basement, you too may discover that there is more to women than just how they look. Only being familiar with women in digital format tends to do that to a person.

>>9799121
so does the sun, moon, fire and ur mom's anus.

>>9799134
>there is more to women than just how they look
like what

>>9798859

Hey! Don't call her wife "this"! Have some respect you sick fuck.

>>9799149
You're right, I should have said "that". I'm sorry.

>>9799144
how tight and warm they are

>>9799144
How they cook, how their pussy feels etc etc

>>9799140
It looks like you have a completely function sense of sight, Anonymous!

>>9799159
We've already got good accessories for that.

>>9799158

You're disgusting.

>>9799164
>How they cook
What the hell was that? Women don't cook silly.

>>9799144
Personality!

>>9799177
Sir, women cook, it's in their genes and all that magic.

You know, this reminds me of one that Nostalgic Critic guy got married. When I saw the picture the only thing I could hear was "Hi I'm the Nostalgia Critic, and I fuck her so you don't have to!"

>>9798859

Maybe because he likes her, loves her and get along with her?

Who are you to say who he deserves or not?

>>9799164
>How they cook
when at the same level, men cook better than women.
proof, the professional chefs are all dudes.
fact.

She looks pretty cute. She's not even fat or anything. You guys are pretty shallow.

>>9798859
>Why would ZUN marry... this? I mean, come on.
Way to think like a normal.

>>9799186
Let me say that again : 3D women don't cook anon. Please, understand it, i'm saying that for your sake because I'm actually worried that you might get stolen from a liar woman.

>>9799209
>You guys are pretty shallow.

Where do you think we are?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG-jdiBtNiU

>>9799215
Maybe true in shitty Anglosphere.

No wait, it's not even true here.

>>9799215
My mom just cooked me some food.

Your move, nerdmeister.

>>9798917
>>9799134
>>9799199
>>9799209
Please, stop being such whiteknights. I'm pretty sure we all went over the fact that it wasn't a good way to act.

>>9799235
Nobody here is in knighthood, Anonymous.

>>9799234
You think it's good because you grew up eating this kind of food. I think that your reasoning is biased because of that, and the fact that you love your mother.

Your move, Sir.

>>9799235
Okay, fine, continue living your life thinking you're going to be handed a 3D version of your favourite waifu on a platter.

>>9799242
The point still stands that women cook.

>>9799242
Nobody said they cook well, only that they do cook.

>>9799247
Oh.. All right you got me there. Still I'd suggest you to start cooking your own food for your sake.

>>9799221
Holy shit it's pretty clear that she doesn't eat salad.

>>9799258
I would if I was out on my own, but I'm too lazy.

anyways this thread is dum ur dum im dumerest

>>9799260
She probably does, but in large amounts with a shit ton of salad dressing/ranch.

>>9799260
As if eating salad makes you thin...

>>9799272
That's in addition to the mountains of other food she shoves down her mouth.

>>9799221
And I thought I was fat.

>>9799304
Gotta be a troll post... gotta be a troll post... 7/10 replying.

Filling yourself with lettuce (read: water + fiber) is going to make you skinnier than filling yourself with pretty much anything else.

>>9799320
>water + fiber
why dont i just eat taco bell instead then

>>9799272
The second question is: "what does she have on her salad" and he says "trick question, she doesn't eat salad," and later a question is "what is one food she won't eat" and he says "salad" and she's all "yep, that's me I hate salad."

Break out (ba-dum-tsh) the harpoons.

Maybe he likes her because of her personality rather than looks you shallow piece of shit.

Also, they've been working together since EoSD, it's not surprising if they became attached to each other.

>>9798859
You've been looking at too many idol pictures and have a warped sense of what Japanese women look like. She's actually above average for her country.

>>9799320
Eating doesn't make you lose weight, moron. Quite the opposite in fact.

She bagged the original Tou-Bro, I'd love to be in her shoes

>>9799403
Not eating makes you use up less energy and will kill you. But who really likes to eat leaves?

>>9799357
So a landwhale is fine as long as she has 'personality'?

>>9799396
And why wouldn't ZUN have an idol wife exactly? Are you saying that he doesn't deserve such? You're ungrateful. And she's not above average, she is normal and a bit fat.

>>9799412
>So a landwhale is fine as long as she has 'personality'?

Yes. Imagine how you'd feel if this was in reverse.

>>9799412
That wasn't what he said at all.

>>9799417
I have never seen a fat man who carried his weight as poorly as a fat woman.

>>9799412
ZUN develops loli doujin games. There's no way in hell he'd be able to get an idol wife.

>>9799412
>Are you saying that he doesn't deserve such?
did you even look at him? he's a scrawny, bespectacled otaku nerd who makes "creepy" by a normals' standard games.

of course no idol'd want to get close to someone like that, after all the idols are all normals.

The female with less dimensions he could find.

>>9799412
He can't have an idol wife because they're too busy putting their producer's dick in their mouths, obviously.

>>9799412
She's hardly a landwhale, look at her body dude. It's just the poor girl's fat goes to her face instead of hips/thighs/tits/belly.

>>9799357
>they've been working together since EoSD
If I recall the stream correctly, it's since IN

And you guys speak as if you've NEVER seen an arguably bellow average looking guy marry with an arguably bellow average girl.

I'm genuinely upset by how you guys are treating his wife. She's a human being, not an object. She's not pretty, but she's hardly ugly, either.

Am I being way too much of a normalfag in this post?

Do we have a better picture so we can more accurately judge the physical attractiveness of the waifu?

She looks cute

Based on that picture she's probably as much of a partner as a drinking buddy

yeah they look like a pretty kawaii couple to me

>>9799519

>>9799508
>She's a human being, not an object
It's like you're almost calling me a misogynist because I stated that she wasn't cute, are you a feminist?

>>9799417
That's going too far for me.

Physical attraction is important, but you guys' standards are too high.

>>9799218
On a site where I thought people didn't judge each other by appearance. >>>/soc/ might be more up your alley.

>>9799320
0/10

Eating less food makes you thin, not adding a side of salad to your supersized McDonalds meal.

>>9799235
Frigg off. I think she's cute, and if ZUN likes her she has probably good traits.

>>9799629
>I thought people didn't judge each other by appearance
In what kind of pink world are you living?

She looks like a sweet person; I bet she and ZUN have a lot in common. I don't think she's ugly either. Perhaps your image of what the typical Japanese girl is skewed by idols and such but I live in an area with a high population of Japanese people I would say she's actually better looking than the average Asian girl.

>>9799519
Well, there's this.

>>9799650
He specified he was talking about here.

>>9799650
The world? Who cares about the world? I swear, normals these days...

She looks cute from far away

ZUN is below average and his wife is below average perfect match.

She is fat and he is anorexic.

>>9799716
ZUN is not below average. He looks fine enough.

>>9799720
>ZUN is not below average
Are you kidding me?

>>9799747
He looks perfectly fine. I would not call him below average.

>>9799716
ZUN below average?

Dude he's pretty average in Japan.

No otaku are "averagely attractive" in the normals, guys.

And yes, they can tell from looking.

>>9799777
in the eyes of*

>>9799777
The most terrifying moment in my life was when a normal asked me if I played MTG. I said I used to and asked her why, to which she stated she could tell just by looking.

All semblance of control, that I could hide that facet of me, completely crumbled.

>>9799221
How come a fat girl like her get a decent looking boyfriend?

>>9799221
How can a fat girl like her get a decent looking boyfriend?
Is she rich or something?

>>9799720
>>9799747
>>9799761
>>9799763
I personally don't like men, but I think he's pretty good looking.

Wait what do you guys mean she has been working with ZUN since IN?

Who is her and what has she done for Touhou?

>>9800170
You wouldn't want to know. Trust me.

>>9800175
I won't ask then.

Please don't bully Mrs. ZUN.

>>9799791
I haven't had that kind of experience with normals in the west actually.

When people at university or work ask me what my hobbies I just say "anime" or whatever and they go "that's cool".

>>9800249
I actually had pretty relaxed interactions with them in the past as well. Not the older ones, though.