/jp/ - Otaku Culture

re i mu ha ku re i

Do not forget Reimu birthday coming soon

you aishiteru my dick

How old do you perceive Reimu being? I picture a solid 13.

>>9794249
15 at the very least.

Reimu was born in 1994

>>9794249
>>9794254

She is the hero Gensokyo deserves.

>>9794233
Lies. Her age is unknown.

I asked her and 1994 birthday is coming soon

>>9794265

I don't like Reimu. Marisa is better. She is more cheerful and boyish. Even girls like her. Reimu is dull, materialistic and lazy. No one likes her.

>>9794273
kunt i'll wreck u, m8 i swear.

>>9794273
Marisa isn't boyish. She has more varieties of clothing a keener sense of fashion than any other touhou.

>>9794273
Trying to hard. If you don't like Reimu don't post in this thread no one gives a shit what you like and don't like.

>No one likes her.
I beg to differ.

Duel master Reimu. Power of the cards bitch ass.

>>9794288
You know what I mean.
Reimu is like "Yeah, whatever" and Marisa "Yes, let's do this!". She is more adventurous. Reimu is kind of boring.
>>9794289
Why do you like Reimu?

>>9794273
I know right? How the hell does she keep getting number 1 in popularity polls? Who keeps voting for her?

>>9794295
There's nothing to beg to differ about it fucking common touhou sense everyone loves Reimu.

>>9794308
secondaries.

>>9794314
The marisa fanbase is voting for her.

>>9794308
It's me you got a problem with that?

>>9794308
Because people like her.

Only those who are biased don't like her, like you. Who seem to think liking Marisa means not liking Reimu.

Marisa is too bland and generic for me, and apparently the mayority.

>>9794308
Saber is first in popularity polls, that doesn't mean she isn't boring.

>>9794337
I dislike Reimu for the same reasons you dislike Marisa. Guess it's just a matter of perspective.

>>9794337
Shhh marisa fags are extremely susceptible to people talking shit about her. Don't wanna hurt their little feeling now.
Last thing we need is more marisa fag tears making more oceans.

>>9794314
It would think it would have to be tertiaries. Reimu is an unlikeable jew in fanon, I can't imagine why even secondaries would like her.

>>9794316
SIEG HEIL MEIN BRUDER!

>>9794337
Okay, but why they like her? What is the reason? What's so interesting about her? Oh, I forgot, Neko Miko Reimu xD and armpits :3

>>9794340
It's because when you vote for saber, you vote for ten characters.

>>9794307
>Reimu is like "Yeah, whatever" and Marisa "Yes, let's do this!".

Well the latter isn't like that at all, she acts almost the same as Reimu albeit instead of being laid back she just talks...normally, with references here and there.

In fact people like Reimu because of her laid back attitude, combined with the fact that she befriends everyone she meets despite such befriending contrasting with what just happened earlier on, that is, fighting.

If you don't get that then too bad, pardner. Leave your preferences out the window before you look hypocritical.

>>9794361
Why do people like Marisa? Oh I get it, it's because she says DAZE! and she's a pimp and shoots lazers! so cool!

>>9794365
That face is absolutely revolting.
Refrain from posting it in the future.

Every fucking time marisafags have to storm in and ruin everyone's fun because they can't understand how people could possibly have different opinions.

This is sad.

>>9794373
whatchoo gonna do about it fagget

>>9794365
I don't like Reimu because she's mean. I like Marisa because of her wit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wit..

>>9794377
Because a post with a picture and lyrics from an Iosis video is a good omen for a good thread on /jp/, right ?

>>9794377
Can't we all just get along.

What are Reimu's ten desires?

>people actually like the main protagonist?!

What a shocker.

>>9794371
At least she looks like an Aryan and not dirty yellow pig.

>>9794390
>wit

What wit? All she does is reference things and inform Reimu of news. In fact I've yet to see wit spoken by any touhou character.

>Because a post with a picture and lyrics from an Iosis video is a good omen for a good thread on /jp/, right ?

Oh my, what a sin. Go cry about it somewhere else.

That video was deceptive: it only showed her with cat ears for less than a second!

>>9794400
Did you even play the games ?

>>9794407
I do. That's why I say that all she does is spout references, she's also apparently only liked by weirdos according to ZUN in SA.

Don't tell me that those things that her fans add in the ''memorable quotes'' section of the wiki are witty.

Other character threads don't get shat upon like this.

How much money do you have to donate to marry Reimu?

>>9794425
Isn't it her duty to get married anyway? She needs to ensure the hakurei line continues.

>>9794421
At least there's something to discuss about.

>>9794417
``I didn't laugh to that line therefone deny it has any form of wit or humour in it, because if I don't laugh at it, then it means it's not humoristic in any way'' - u

Heard about that memorable quote thing for the first time here.
Maybe if you spent more time playing and less time pretending to play while browsing the wiki, you'd know what I'm talking about.

If you actually think Marisa never displayed any wit, then maybe you're just too dumb to get it.

>>9794425
10 American dollars

>>9794421
That's complete bullshit and you know it.

>>9794450

>>9794435
>Maybe if you spent more time playing and less time pretending to play while browsing the wiki, you'd know what I'm talking about.

What part of ''I did play the games'' do you not understand?

And even if I didn't, the wiki has all the dialogue from every single route in every game, so it wouldn't matter in the end. Not to mention it also includes the books, from where you can gather more character info from.

>then maybe you're just too dumb to get it.

And here's where your bias crosses the line. You having preference of the character does not mean you can just pull things out of your ass and claim that everyone who disagrees is just ''too dumb to get it''. As said before, I've yet to see any actual ''witty statements'', but I can't be even sure of what I read due to the games' almost non-sensical dialogue at times. Not to mention ''forged'' translation like in Imperishable Night.

>>9794429
Lookin' pretty cool, R-dog.

>>9794431
Does this need to be her child? What if it will be a boy?

yaza reimu is best reimu.

>>9794472
Who is this artist and why do I keep seeing his work everywhere?

>>9794457
>And here's where your bias crosses the line
Your imediate rebutal of the hypothesis that you could be dumb without any proof to back that claim makes you retarded.
Which in turn, proves that you're too dumb to understand it.

/discuss

>>9794492
>>9794472
These pictures are how I imagine Reimu when she has PMS.

>>9794500
>Your imediate rebutal of the hypothesis that you could be dumb without any proof to back that claim makes you retarded.

Whoa whoa whoa, who says I have to back my claim? Burden of proof is on you, buddy, you're the one claiming things here.

>>9794518
My favourite expression.

neko miko reimu nya nya nya nya nya

>>9794536
Don't type like that.

>>9794518
Why is Reimu so smug?

>>9794472
This artist's Reimu is the only time I like her. She looks like the asshole that she is and I like that,

>>9794541

b-but OP did :<

>>9794567
op's a fag

>>9794552

>>9794429
In this picture, Reimu looks a lot like Reki, from HR.

>>9794667


>swag

Jesus Christ, I can't believe we actually have people like this hanging around in /jp/.

>>9794667
looking like a total fucking dork != swag. you probably think fedoras are swag too.

hope this helps, nerdlord.

>>9794725

>>9794732
Reimu is not worthy licking Marisa.

>>9794725
Say that to my jorts motherfucker

>>9794718
j/k wwwww

whooosh.

Don't use these words:
-pleb
-swag

>>9794737
Marisa's eyesocket isn't worthy of being licked by Reimu.

>>9794748
Please give a couple of reasons for both.

forgive me ZUN.

>>9794763
Only one reason need be given: they are the current in-words for normie scum.

Please watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYFmxgzPP3Q for an idea of the kinds of people who use these words.

Notice that you won't be able to get through the video. That is the point.

>>9794783
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrU_ef7DQgs

>>9794796
Aw dammit, I was gonna post this guy.
Oh well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk

>>9794288
But she does have a roguish, boyish charm about her. She's like Lupin III with a vagina and a fetish for frilly shit.

>>9794807
Reimu's legs look kind of manly.

>>9794813
>But she does have a roguish, boyish charm about her

This is only in fanon.

In reality she acts pretty calm and normal, she isn't the ALWAYS GRINNING EXTREEEEEME twat she's always depicted as in fanart.

The only thing that she has going for her would be her ''ze''.

>>9794425
Don't know, but it only takes 10,000 yen to make her lewd.

>that feel when you're an Americlap and now that's more than $100.

I don't think I've fapped more to any other doujin ever.

>>9794667
That is not swag.

>>9794827
Dude, the shit she says with Alice during SA and IN, as well as her ZUN sidebook excuses for stealing shit are pretty roguishly charming. In WaHH she is almost always happy or playfully scheming/fucking around.

She's generally pretty excitable.

>>9794783
>normie

Omega autist detected.

>>9794868
That isn't boyish, that's just being excitable. And she only goes into that ''mode'' whenever something mischievious happens like her tricking Reimu into thinking her miko ritual didn't work or when she thought kyouko had been murdered and got all excited about it.

>>9794849
>gapped armpit pussy

glorious

>>9794935
Why does every doujin add the -pussy suffix to everything?

>my mouthpussy!
>my asspussy!
>my titpussy!
>my nosepussy!

>>9794935
Who doth thou quoth?

>>9794783
I like the part where that girl talks about 4c­han, 9ga­g and red­dit.

>>9794940
When you stick your dick into something, it becomes a pussy.

>>9794849
Same here, along with this one, and it's pretty recent too.

>>9794940
because its hot as heck you dork. go jack off to Jenna Jameson, dweeb.

>>9794969
bite me turbonerd

>>9794976
You picked the wrong motherfucker to mess with, dicklord. Already tracked your street address and I'm on my way. ETA 15 minutes. Say your prayers fucker.

This is the best Reimu doujin, it's not good fapping material, though.

>>9794976
*bites off cock*

>>9794984

>This is the best Reimu doujin
>It's yuri

A number 6 thread?

6: Reimu had a home in a large city, and I went to visit her. You had to sing the "Niko Miko Reimu" song for her to open the door, but I figured out that she wasn't there because there was a note near the door that said that she was at the market. I then walked over to Marisa's shed, which was right next to Reimu's home. I remember seeing a Yukkuri Marisa rolling around.

>>9794997
Here we go.

>>9794963
That was a great read, I liked the art a lot.

>>9795005
But why has there passed 3 months and no translation has been made?

It's frustrating.

>>9794997
There's been a few updates recently if anyone is interested.

http://uboachan.net/yume/res/24.html

>>9794972
Off-topic a bit.
This ∪ actually is a fake smile, worn by those appear on TV. But for some reason it appears A LOT in drawing (and anime).

>>9795041

I need more Reimu doujins like this. It's the only way you'll get me to like her (again).

>>9795085
get that pansy ass reimu outta here

we don't accept cute cuddly gay shite like that and you should be ashamed, nerd.

>>9795102
That's not a halberd.

>>9795107
id ont care thats what i thot it looked liek whatchoo gonna abotu it fagit

>>9795123
Politely correct you and tell you it's called a naginata.

Make way.

>>9795156
Reimu's smile is a wonderful thing.

>>9795176
>>9795156
GALORE.

>>9795195
~

>>9795195

>>9795212
Such an intense person.

>>9795212
No being can resist the pheromones Reimu releases through her armpit sweat.

>>9795211
what if Ran farts?

>>9795229
her fur absorbs the smell.

le monkey face

>>9795239
Reimonkey xd

>>9795245
it's an oreimutang

>>9795093

I don't give a shit sperglord, Touhous should be cute.

>>9795362
I agree. Still they can be badass also.

>>9795362
eat my shit fagbot.

>>9795410
No thanks, I don't think I will. Enjoy your shitty Touhou that everybody hates because she's only portrayed as a bitch cunt 99% of the time.

>>9795460
>everybody hates
>won popularity poll for the last 6 years

Geheheh

>>9795410
O-OK...

>>9795464
Hey, bitch cunts make for awesome main characters that go around slapping faggot youkai and not giving a fuck.

She probably goes home after laying the smack down on a stage 6 boss to drink whiskey and pass out.

>>9795481
She fights youkai out of necessity, not because she particuarly enjoys it. Without Reimu, all the humans in Gensokyo would probably be dead.

100% armpit sweat.

>>9795481
Gensokyo loves strong people. That's why Reimu is liked by all. She also treats everyone the same, I like that.

>>9795499
Oh, pfft. They would not.

>>9795512
The books say she is liked by everyone because of her strength and because she treats everyone the same, I'm guessing it's referring to the tea parties.

>>9795499
You forgot secondaries don't know that big fact.
Not to mention her desire is to have peace without conflict.

>>9795519
I've wondered, would she still be as strong without danmaku rules or does she just happen to only be good at that?

>>9795556
Actually she is, in the PC-98 games there were no spellcard rules, she still defeated a dimension-creating god.

The books say she herself implemented the spellcard rules so that the youkai could fight her (and everyone else) on even foot as well as ensuring that should an ultra strong foe appear there wouldn't be any fear of killing Reimu (since she's the one that sustains the barrier and should she die without a heir Gensokyo would go poof, according to the books).

>>9795556
Guess we'll never know for sure. She does have god given power though So I'm guessing shes strong even without danmaku.

>>9795567
>since she's the one that sustains the barrier and should she die without a heir Gensokyo would go poof, according to the books
...really. Citation?

>>9795573
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Reimu_Hakurei

Under ''Ability''.

>>9795556
Her Holy powers would probably be effective against spirits and demons, but she probably wouldn't do as well against a more physical opponent.

>>9795572
I wonder. According to Byakuren, said god is pretty upset with Reimu.

>>9795577
She beat Yuka though, without spellcard rules and everything.

Yuuka even went EX on Reimu and everything, -ish.

Deleted my post since >>9795567 covered it.

>>9795580
Thank you.
Doesn't explicitly state that...but eh, open to interpretation canon is nothing new.

What a stupid shrine maiden.

>>9795593
You could just go read the all books you know. Then you yourself would know for sure.

There's this doujin where one of the pages is Reimu standing with her panties down while looking at the viewer with an uncaring look while Yuuka covers her crotch with her hands closed in fists.

The next panel is her springing her hands open while flowers shoot out and they both smile.

Can't find it for the sake of me.

>>9795520
But in SoPM she's all tsundere about that fact when it's brought up.

>>9795603

These two keep the barrier up.

>>9795613
because it's her secret desire.

I'm guessing it's her inner thoughts conflicting with her shrine maiden anti-youkai training she had as a child. That's the only way to explain the befriending and the tea parties, as well as that SoPM moment.

>>9795619

>>9795567
But that was the old world before the apocalypse happened and it started anew. Does new Reimu have all the powers of the old one?

>>9795603
mumi pls go

...How come Mamizou isn't more popular? You'd think she'd be a BBA by now, and the tanuki transformation opens up cosplay opportunities.

>>9795625
I've seen the term BBA come up more than a few times now. What the fuck does it even mean?

>>9795623
>Does new Reimu have all the powers of the old one?

Actually she was a WEAKLING compared to her Windows self, and the latter is limited by spellcard rules.

PC-98 Reimu couldn't even fly by herself. And even then she still beat motherfucking Shinki.

I can't remember where it says so but basically she gets stronger as time passes.

>>9795613
Its cute.

>>9795625
She's popular because of her big fat balls.

>>9795625
Ten Desires is taking it's sweet time getting popular. It's even less excusable for Kyouko and Mamizou, who can piggyback on Byakuren's team.

>>9795640

>>9795631
Does she just implode from all the power after a while to have a new baby Hakurei born from the ashes?

>>9795621
Or it's putting up appearances.

I think in WaHH she points out youkai have gone from scary, flesh eating monsters to weird bitches in silly hats and worries that some ineffable part of them is going away. Who knows; ZUN's probably too sloshed to remember where he's going with things anyway.

>>9795644
Anon, it's time we had the ''talk''.

There's some things that your feeble little mind might not comprehend, but you must try to understand. These things happen, and this is how babies are made.

>>9795660
...what?

>>9795648

>>9795651
Why is she such a jerk?

>>9795635
ばばあ- slang term of a slang term for old hag. Eirin, Yuyuko, Yukari, Byakuren and Kanako get called that since they're at least 1000 years old and are portrayed as elder stateswomen youkai. Yuyu and Yukari sound kind of senile sometimes in games, too.

>>9795655
I still like to think that the shrine maiden just morphs into a new one every now and then Dr. Who style.

Every touhou work seems to be one big character development for Reimu.

Bits and pieces slowly forming together, I wonder if ZUN is keeping her past a secret for later.

>>9795655
Went right over your head didn't it?

>>9795664
Why not just spell it "babaa"? It would be make more sense and people wouldn't think it's an acronym for something.

Yeah, yeah, I know, you don't make the rules but I'm just saying.

>>9795655
I love this picture so much.

Ignore marisa being jealous of an awesome seat.

>>9795679
Japan has a hardon for acronyms made out of romaji that is only matched by their hardon for little girls.

hey guy, prepare to get another huge influx of faggots and shitposter here sice touhou has become even more mainstream and this guy is playing it (he is quite famous and alot of people watch him and alot of the fans are faggots)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfgeyA6UTDk

>>9795704
Touhou was way more mainstream before this guy played it anyway.

/jp/ got filled with this kind of people last year after the earthquake.

>>9795708
That was a sweet read.

I wish more artists had enough skill to 1cc the games and see more things like that (Reimu A ending in SA in that doujin's case).

>>9795704
Holy fuck those top comments caused me physical pain.

>>9795725

"Binbou" Miko?

MORE LIKE "BIMBO" MIKO AMIRITE

>>9795704
That was probably the most unfunny dialogue I've ever heard.

How does that fag have so many views.

>>9795747
I know, right? So stupid.

Classic.

This thread was good while it lasted.

>>9795827
Indeed. Until next time.

>>9795825
I want a nue.

>>9795827
Fuck me that picture is gorgeous.

>>9795835
To bad there's only one and shes Reimus.

Wow, I haven't seen a thread hit image cap so fast in a while.

>>9795825
When is he gonna continue the series, it's been 6 months, goddamn.

He has only teased from time to time since.

>>9795844
Bitches love Raymoo

>>9794302
>power of the cards?
2012 - shiggydiggyrammalammadingdong

get out and re watch all of yu-gi-ho

How do you guys know that Reimu was born in 1994?

So, how succession works in Hakurei Shrine? Does Reimu need a daughter? What if she is infertile or give birth to a boy?

>>9796528
I've said it before but I think that it's always been the same shrine maiden. She just morphs into a new one after a certain amount of time. She may or may not keep her memories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=340gqeE9kBw

According to canon doujin Yukari can impregnate Reimu. It's probably the reason why Hakurei Shrine maidens are so powerful.

Say what you want but you can't justify what Reimu did during UFO

>>9796813
What?

>>9796835
>doujin
>canon
Don't listen to her and her futa fetish.

>>9795671
I want to keep this.

New Hakurei spawn from her armpit when she's deeply in love. You should know this.

>>9796528
You never thought that all the Hakurei miko are adopted? Like in Osana Reimu?
And wasn't it in one of the side manga, where Reimu was gone for a time, it was asked what would happen if she didn't come back- the answer was simply to get another shrine maiden.
Which implies that the gods are not very picky about who serves as shrine maiden

What's the difference between aishiteru and daisuki?

>>9798117
The lewd intention.

>>9798068
>>9796528
Mima says that Reimu's blood is that of the hakurei's so it's safe to say the heir is passed down the hakurei family's generations.

However according to aya there's apparently an emergency measure where a non-related shrine maiden can be appointed heir, obviously because otherwise gensokyo would go poof without anyone sustaining the barrier, according to the books.

>>9796822
I can.

Her route isn't canon, according to ZUN. Marisa B is the canon one.

>>9798117
daisuki can be used between friends while aishiteru, not.

>>9798633
It doesn't matter. I really doubt we will see Reimu's successor.

>>9798690
I never said we would, I'm just answering the question.