/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kill yourself atop Mt. Fuji by choking on an eggplant

Drown yourself in a river, choking on a cucumber beforehand.

>>9786506
We've been over this.
This thread is getting old fast ever since I posted the original about two months ago......

>>9786557
Since you're still here I guess you didn't have much luck.

/jp/ meetup/group suicide when?

>>9786570
hopefully soon we need a drop in faggots here

>>9786561
No. I couldn't get the sword I wanted for seppuku, so I have to wait a little while longer.
I am thinking of getting a lot of holy water a bottle at a tme, until I have a few gallons, put on some kind of military uniform if I can find one, drive down to the local Forrest like public park at 5:00am, getting a huge plastic bin that is wide/long yet very low sides, get into the plastic tub, immerse myself with the few gallons of holly water so it eventually fills the small plastic tub, and then perform a semi-perfect seppuku, but minus the head chopped of.

That way my body will be found very quickly that day.
Hopfuly I can leave enough money behind for family and what not too.

What do you think /jp/?

>>9786583
I don't think you have the balls to disembowel yourself.

>>9786603
You'd be surprised. I would have gotten away with dying if others didn't step in before all my blood spurt out last time.

>>9786603
he doesn't have the guts.

>>9786682
I see what you did there
I won't afterword

>>9786506

I've read somewhere that Gensokyo is located in the valley bettwen the Tateshina and Asama mounts.

Just go to Aokigahara and hang yourself. Seems like a good shortcut.

That's a nice picture, got anymore like it?

Fukuoka mountains

D: Hate to lose a fellow Tou-Bro. Best of luck to you in the next life my friend, don't let the border hit your ass on the way in lol

>>9791604
i'll suck your cock if you stop.

>>9791642
Why do nerds keep posting this picture of Reymoo?