/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9783633
all the time

I take pleasure in knowing that I could beat the HELL out of anyone posting here.

they would scremming "pls no bully" and I would be smacking them around, making them my bitch

your a bitch
my bitch

even me T_T ??

No I'm pretty cool because I wouldn't dare talk about the Internet to anyone in person.

This is why I like /jp/. On the various IRC channels and external websites, people show their true colours. Everyone on /jp/ (and probably 4chan in general) falls into the following two camps:
1) Obnoxious narcissists who think they're hilarious because they shout catchphrases and brag about their fig collections. Would probably turn up to a /jp/ meetup in their lucky Milky Holmes T-shirt and a fedora.
2) Quiet nerds who are awkward to be around, and give one-word answers to anything you ask. They suck all the energy and fun out of anyone within thirty feet. Would turn up to a /jp/ meetup in pyjamas.

>>9783650
Send my regards to my lawyer. Deluded tyrant.

>>9783650
i fucking doubt it nerd

I got angry at the Comiket thread because I couldn't be in Japan this summer, so I ended up calling everyone who went to the offline meet normalfags who should get out of /jp/ out of jealousy.

I will go next year though.

>>9783653
Absolutely. Even you must yourself acknowledge this already.

>>9783658
>Would turn up to a /jp/ meetup in pyjamas.
>/jp/ pyjama party

Sign me up

>>9783653
You are a pretty cool guy so Im sure theres some people who wouldnt mind meeting you.

>>9783650
lets see you talk tough with your jaw snapped back into your neck spunklord im a red belt in krav maga have practiced bjj for half my life and am curently training under a cruiserweight world champion. ill have my cock up your ass faster than you can say “aikido”

>>9783633
I'm thinking that's not true. I regularly meet with people and they keep wanting to meet with me. Given how I don't pay them in any way, I deduce it's because people genuinely enjoy my company.

>>9783658
Sounds like you need to study harder or pick better people to hang out with. I've met 14 /jp/ers of varying personalities and none fit your bill.

Some were quiet but wouldn't shy away from friendly conversation. Some were over-bearing fun-lovers, but wouldn't dream of spouting memes and kept themselves in check for the benefit of others before long.

Besides, anyone who showed up to something in their PJs has to be a cool and relaxed dude. Probably a bit amusing and eccentric too.

>>9783693
you sure showed him dude

>>9783686
You are drunk.

>>9783687
Hey now, that guy may weigh over 300 pounds, you could overexert yourself and get a muscle-cramp. Let me offer my services and help - I'm trained in tai-chi.

>>9783658
3) epic as hell dudes who love to make funny shit/fakeposts but also know how to post seriously. I'm the exact same person IRL as I am on /jp/

>>9783686
you are so sweet :3

>>9783687
>have practiced bjj for half my life


b-blow jobs?

>>9783701
Ugh, no, crap, I posted before I finished writing. I meant "since I'm a hoopy frood and on /jp/, then there probably are other hoopy /jp/sies".

>>9783710

You shit post in real life?

>>9783735
you dont?

That's the main reason I'll never go on irc with anyone on 4chan. This site is full of insufferable people either with hordes of mental diseases or as normal as a brick.

>>9783658 has the right idea. A lot of people on here are pretty messed up. I don't blame them, it might just have something to do with the mentality of Western people.

>>9783687

why do you want to keep forcing yourself sexually? that can't be healthy.

I'm glad that I don't know a /jp/ IRL because I would forcefully suck his cock. I would molest him all day and night knowing that he is too weak to do anything about it and too socially awkward to go to the police.

It doesn't matters how ugly he is, as long as I knew that he lurks /jp/ I would bully his cock, make him wear girl clothes, tie him up and force him to orgasm while he calls me Mama Ran.

>>9783633
It takes me a while to forget this place has an infestation of FYAD tryhards and various other less notable circlejerks, with a sprinkle of /v/ kiddies and /a/r9k/ rejects.

>>9783783
Everyone here has a pretty abnormal worldview and either loves or hates themselves.

>>9783633
No, because I actually met my best friend IRL through /jp/.

I wouldn't mind meeting some people, but I wouldn't go out of my way to do it. If it happened by mere coincidence, it'd be interesting but besides that I wouldn't really care.

>>9783795

That's...Interesting. Any reason why?

>>9783798
there's like 2 actual FYAD posters on /jp/. the rest are pathetic goons who wish they were FYAD but are too unfunny / uninteresting to even shitpost.

>>9783795
Pffft...

No, you wouldn't have the guts to do that to anybody here.

>>9783795
Yeah right! You talk big but I bet you couldn't even restrain me!

I always thought it would be nice to meet other otaku...

Then it happened, oh God, it freaking happened.

(ie someone kill me)

>>9783828
Please. You people are all in the same bag. You're no different from the SA people you lash your elitism out on.

>>9783838
SA is an unfunny shit site run by the worst mods I have seen. It is irrelevant pay2win bullshit only faggots consider worth visiting.

>>9783833
What happened? Was he a /jp/sie or just some other idiot?

>>9783844
Are you adding to my point or did my post make it sound like I'm on SA's side?

>>9783838
That's why 100% of FYAD users only post on FYAD and the average SA user is too afraid to post there. All in the same bag.

Yeah, I'm a faggot.
I wouldn't be able to stop sucking all of your cocks.

>>9783829
Lately I have been the horniest in my entire life. I doesn't goes away no matter how many times I fap. I'm so desperate that I would rape a /jp/er no matter what.

>>9783830
I don't need to restrain you, You'll like it so much you'll stay on your own.

I ended up living with a literal gaia frequenting congoing weeaboo for a year. It's my firm belief that anyone on /jp/ would very likely be exactly the same as they were, and the few still here who aren't wouldn't ever meet other people intentionally.

Then again, this may just be the trauma speaking. Never ever sign a lease with these people, no matter how good of a deal you might be getting.

>>9783852
If 100% of FYAD users only post on FYAD, what the hell are you doing in /jp/ bragging about your forum?

>>9783685
So... no one interested? ;_;

>>9783852
Please remain on FYAD so as to not tarnish your statistics.

>>9783666
That delinquent girl wanted his dick.

>>9783861
Sure thing, anon! We could have a pyjama party, just the two of us! I could be madoka and you could be homura and we could re-enact that picture!

>>9783852
Yes. All in the same bag. How does your post prove otherwise?

>>9783861
I would, but...I would have to lose a little weight first.

>>9783879
always nice to see a genuine autist on /jp/. its a rare treat.

>>9783883
Are you sure you're on the right board? Misuse of medical terms as a form of insult goes on /v/.

>>9783883
>rare

Nahhhh it's rare not to see an autistic post on here.

I'd bet 1/2 to 3/4 of the poster here have some sort of autism.

Except me I think.

>>9783886
which part of my post did you have trouble understanding? It was pretty clear, its your broken brain twisting it into something that it isn't.

>>9783883
Gee-whiz! I must be missing a ton of fun if all FYAD posters are like this! I can't wait for my mom to give me ten bucks so I can get an account on SA!

>>9783869
I want to stay up all night having girly chit chat, making takoyaki and watching tv together before going to bed like that.

I wonder where to buy cute pyjamas like that...

>>9783883
>genuine autist on /jp/
>rare treat

Not that I was expecting a FYAF circlejerker to be around the board long enough.

>implying /jp/ is NEET and not actually your average person with Social Anxiety.

>>9783895
It frightens me that I just learned how to spell pyjamas tonight....

I always thought it was pajamas.

I feel so dumb

>>9783883
Am I the only one who gets embarassed when I see posts like this? Anon has nowhere to go and ran out of arguments but instead of letting it go he keeps on going with name-calling in a vain attempt to keep a modicum of pride... On an anonymous message board.

You really should drop that forum mentality, anon.

>>9783906
Don't worry! Both are perfectly acceptable.

>>9783842
I don't actually know. I'd think he was just some other idiot; after all, we are a unique group of highly sophisticated individuals.

>>9783908
For a very short time it was, directly between when we had real hikkis lurking here and occasionally posting about it, and it becoming the next great thing for /r9k/ers to post about.

I'd put this time somewhere around when we were drowning in shit toward the end of meido's career.

>>9783912
That post was autistic as HELL though.

>>9783908
I don't get it... I'm just saying I wouldn't want to ever meet any of you.

>>9783895
I have pyjamas! They were offered to me by my aunt but they're oversized, my collarbones are completely exposed! It has a frog design on it too. It makes me feel like Suwako for some reason.

I'd love to chit-chat all night and eat tasty snacks. What kind of TV shows would you like to watch?

>>9783908
I am an actual NEET, though I joke about it and exaggerate for giggles. I do not like the unfunny garbage that goes on in NEET threads however, I try my best to shit them up often.

>>9783912
that reply was really autistic

>>9783923
No it wasn't and you had no need to reply like that when you obviously had ran out of arguments. Take it easy, okay?

>>9783928
Stop samefagging, autismlord.

It's sad how everyone complains about how /jp/ has declined instead of making quality posts.

>>9783926
most of /jp/ are neets your nothing special

>>9783933
I'm not NEET. I'm going to be an IT wiz and you can't stop me. <insert psychotic laugh>

Could you please stop talking about SA shit? There's a development going on ITT and I want to know where the sleepover will be so I can spy on it.

>>9783942
you are the 1%

>>9783653
especially you

If you guys cant talk to each other like truNEETs I will delete this thread

>>9783936
That's not 4chan exclusive.
But there's no real incentive for people to make good posts when the moderation ignores rampant shitposting, and anything of worth is more likely to be ignored or deleted rather than encouraging a well thought out response.

Doesn't stop some people, but that's becoming more and more of a small site thing. While larger sites lean more towards short and concise helpful posts stuck between pages of shit.

>>9783942
I'm actually working on a kickstarter scam. I will use reddit to drum up support, make a million dollars and move to the Bahamas.

I think everyone on /jp/ is just a chill bro who wants to suck some dicks.

>>9783925
I have some pajamas... but they're not very cute. The thin kind they're wearing looks good for cuddles. I think I'm going to buy some nice ones online soon if I can find any. I'm skinny and not that big, so hopefully I can find some nice girl ones that fit.

Actually I don't watch TV that much here since I'm always on the computer. I don't know very much about western TV really, I mostly watch anime and normal Japanese tv sometimes... but anything is fine!

>>9783938
its at my place qts only dont even try peeping if you make it onto the premises i will be immediately alerted and have you annihilated by one of my many defense systems my tested average response time is .386 seconds

>>9783955
That's it I'm sick of you homo freaks.

>>9783959
Bill Gates is a total freak. I once saw him walk around in a butt plug on in a hotel lobby. You could clearly see it through his pants.

>>9783961
The cuteness doesn't come from the pyjamas. The cuteness comes from the people wearing it! And you're really cute!

I don't watch much TV either. Maybe we could snuggle in your bed and watch anime from your computer instead. I'm really skinny too even though I eat a lot of junk food.

Anyone care to get back on topic?

>>9783955

I'm not interested in the second part though. I just want to take it easy.

>>9783975
Could I suck your cock? *blushes*

>>9783974
The topic of this thread, which is shitpost central?

Who died and made you Kami?

>>9783985
Well... Okay. Don't bite, okay?

>>9783986
Yeah your right my bad.

Deleting the thread now.

This thread did confirm the way I feel about a lot of you guys though thanks.

>>9783985
That's not me!! I'm not that lewd.

>>9783995

>>9783995
Leave your mail before 404, or in /ghost/!

>>9783994
np dont mention it man

Okay!

>>9783995
There's nothing lewd about making others feel good.