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Goodbye, /jp/. I think I'm about to die.

The very loud apartment fire alarms went off 15 minutes ago and woke me up. I heard everyone getting out of their apartments, talking loudly, and walking outside. I'm too scared to be around people so I'm staying inside.

If there's a fire then I'm going to burn to death. Bye

>> No.9783404

Good luck, I hope you're ok. If you are lying I hope you die in your sleep.

>> No.9783406

You should probably post your will, funeral arrangements, Social Security Number and bank details here, OP.

Also an epitaph. I recommend ``BETA AS FUCK ;_;''

>> No.9783407

why don't you have mommy walk you out coward

>> No.9783412

QUICK USE YOUR PISS BOTTLES TO EXTINGUISH THE FIRE!

>> No.9783417

>>9783406
He's probably dead by now, don't be a dick.

>> No.9783426

OP will end up having to be dragged out of his room, carried over the shoulder of a burly fireman.

>> No.9783431

>>9783400
don't worry, you're one step for gensokyo

>> No.9783433

If you don't make it out alive, say hi to Eiki for me.

>> No.9783435

Gensokyo Time!
Just think of being burned alive as practice for making out with Mokou!

>> No.9783436

>>9783426
If the OP is a cute little girl it would be cute, epic and I would like it.

>> No.9783439

Water beats fire, so if you stand in a shower during a fire then you cannot be harmed.

This is basic logic. Get in the shower

>> No.9783440

aw man, im the same ;_; i have loads of symptoms of cancer but im too scared of doctors... good bye /jp/, a slow and painful death awaits

>> No.9783441
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R.I.P.

>> No.9783446

>>9783441
posting some ugly gook in a dying thread. good job.

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>>9783441
The only reason you are still alive is because I want it so.

Respect BIYATCH

>> No.9783456

>>9783439
>Water beats fire

One day I want some game where the elemental cliches are reversed, for example fire beats water by turning it into steam.

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>>9783446
>>9783455
miss quoted, sorry brother

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>>9783440
>slow and painful death
why? if you can die now

>> No.9783476

I doubt he's still here, but he won't burn to death he'll suffocate before the fire gets to him.

>> No.9783477

That's it....? That's the message you decided to leave when you're gonna die? ......

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>>9783440
Like what symptoms...?
Don't tell me you took some online quiz and it told you you have cancer, cause even doctors cant say from symptoms if you have cancer , only 1 way to find it out is to go and do all the medical tests.

I did a full body check 1 month ago and its honestly nothing scary or painful

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>>9783441
>>9783455
>>9783459
Just when I thught this thread couldn't get any worse.

>> No.9784128

What does this have to do with otaku culture

>> No.9784166

>>9784128
one of our NEET brethren has died tonight.

we must morn in silence now.

>> No.9784167

>>9784166
>morn
Don't you mean "mourn"?

>> No.9784172

>>9784167
possibly but I'm not good with spelling

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let us know if you die op ill pour one out

>> No.9784177

>>9784166
He didn't die you faggot.

He just wants attention and you faggots have fallen for the bait.

>> No.9784189

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