/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maybe a senior home?

You can sit on my dick.

>>9779689
in your parents basement like you have your whole neet life

No sitting allowed. Get to the job centre, scum

>>9779700

what if they die though? it's not a long term solution. I need to find a safer resting spot

>>9779702
they're not going to die any time soon so take it easy

No. You're not a fucking baby. You're not entitled to anything and should thank the heavens that you don't live as bad as 90% of the world does.

Get a job you goddamn parasite. Either contribute to society, move deep into international waters where you won't hurt anyone with your leeching, or kill yourself

>b-but muh hedonism
Grow up already

who sloth here

Go to japan, they will accept you and take you in.

>>9779715
get out of /jp/ fag

>>9779715
Woah, man, calm down the bully language. This is a board for friends.

Get out of /jp/ leech.

>>9779715

>hedonism

Is sitting really hedonism?

How many resources does a sitting person actually take up? They just sit there and sometimes eat the food you give to farm animals and then drink a little water. People spend more money on bird feeders.

>>9779718
I'm a sloth.

Prisons would be good, but they don't let you sit there forever. They'll eventually bully you and make you go into the yard.

>>9779733
You're not a fucking animal or a pet. Even farm animals pull their weight by providing eggs, manual labor, milk, or meat. Nothing in this world is free, no food goes unearned by SOMEONE. No gift goes without its giver sacrificing something. No space goes without a fee that someone is paying somewhere.

You are a human being. A human born with an intelligent mind and a body capable of at least simple tasks that not even the most complex animal next to humans could even dream of doing. In your DNA lays the genes of thousands of generations of men and women who have worked and struggled and fought to find their place in the world. You're a human, so act like one.

>>9779715

>>9779741
If only it was like in anime.

>>9779746
I think that getting maximum satisfaction of needs through minimum efforts is hardcoded in every living being, including humans.

NEETs just happen to have very limited needs.

>>9779773
What's with that white spot above her hand in the thumbnail? It's really bothering me.

>>9779785
>I think that getting maximum satisfaction of needs through minimum efforts is hardcoded in every living being, including humans.
Most living beings don't have an aversion to putting in effort. They'll run around for fun or what passes for that in animals.

>>9779787
can't post duplicate images, that is a way to bypass it.

Don't go to a psychiatric hospital, they're shit. They make you interact with people and do inane and humiliating exercises, and if you don't, they keep you there. NEVER EVER admit that you want to kill yourself, unless it's to a therapist, and if you do, don't mention any specific plans. They will have you institutionalized if you name your specific plans, and it's hard for you to get out, especially if you get agitated in the hospital and lash out.

Drugs don't work either, I did heroin on and off for a year, but being a drug addict is gay and I had to talk to too many scary puerto ricans.

>>9779792
I have an extreme aversion to putting in effort.

I doubt I'd have this kind of aversion if I had the opportunity to relax in a different environment where I felt like what I did actually mattered at all.

Don't some states offer subsidized housing? How can I get in that?

>>9779741
They'll take you out of PC after awhile unless you get violent or become suicidal. You cost more when you're in PC, it's much cheaper to bounce you back into GP. If you thought school was bad, prison is a million times worse.

>>9779807

By being Haitian, Mexican, or sandnigger.

Dig a hole in the ground and sit in it. Eat any earthworms and bugs you find and drink any rainwater that comes in. Bring an extension cord so you can plug in your laptop and browse /jp/.

>>9779814

Also, you need to be married and have kids.

>>9779715
You might be on to something here. Maybe we can simply trade places with one of the other 90%. I'm sure a random person from rural china would be able to actually make something of themselves in our position. They would be more motivated than anyone here because they know what's it like to live a hard life.

As for us, we can spend the rest of our lives in peace just farming and never worrying about having a proper job or education ever again. I'd personally like nothing more than that.

Strength through adversity. Take up gardening or homesteading, the more you're working, the less time you have to think about things, and the exercise makes you feel better, especially when you're working toward a specific goal.

>>9779792
Yeah not really. Most animals do not waste energy for shit, reptiles especially can sleep for days as long as they do not need to feed or reproduce.

>>9779746

I don't want any of that stuff though. The minimum amount of work that I can do is unreasonable when you look at the life that I want. Even with minimum wage I would be working the same amount of hours as the people with big houses and cars, but I would only want to rent out a spot to sit on and buy tiny amounts of food.

That doesn't make sense. If working 8 hours for 5 days a week can make them enough to live in big houses and in luxury then shouldn't I have to work maybe 10-20 minutes? How is it that I also have to work the same 8 hours even though I want nothing near as extravagant?

>>9779827
``goals'' are just buzzwords.

>>9779715
>Waaaaahhh muh first wurld pruhblems!

Just leave already.

Stop responding to an underage /a/ pedophile who hasn't lurked and began his thread with entry-level pedo anime.

>>9779833
This. I wish I could just go live on a farm and work for a bed and a small amount of food.

I have a feeling that modern farms are nothing like the old timey farms I'm picturing though.

>>9779833
Because nobody is willing to pay you that much money for twenty minutes of work.

>>9779848
Most people working on farms in the US are migrant laborers and the work is shitty. There are some more upscale organic farms that may resemble what you're envisioning a little bit more.

There is a guy who streams mmos and lives off the money he gets from viewers, I'm sure you guys can think of something.

>>9779837
You need some kind of goal to feel that what you're doing has a purpose. Why dig ditches if you don't know what you're going to do with them? You turned on your computer today with a certain goal in mind, whether it be coming here or playing a game.

>>9779862
I turned on my computer today with the goal of killing boredom. Should I just do everything in life for the sake of killing time?

>>9779871
That's for you to decide.

>>9779844
You don't know any of that.

why can't the government just cut off foreign aid and use it where it's really needed, to house and feed neets

>>9779862
I turned my computer on because it was my goal to avoid my goals.

See, goals is just a buzzword.

>>9779876
But if your goal is to not have a goal then isn't that a goal?

>>9779881
Whoa dude far out

>>9779881
Fir fuck's sake, I just left the ``empty set'' thread on /prog/.

DON'T BRING THAT SHIT HERE.

>>9779833

That's the problem with capitalism. It's based on the assumption that everyone wants tons of shit and they will keep wanting more and more so they will work very hard to acquire all of that shit. This is usually true, but not always.

Some people want a lot less shit than everyone else and they never want more, but they have to work just as much. They have no carrot to chase after to make this work feel meaningful since they have fulfilled their life's goal a long time ago. They work equally as hard as everyone else but their money is useless to them since they only use a tiny percentage of it.

No motivation to continue working, but no other option because our society assumes that you care about advancement.

Become a monk.

I am shocked nobody else has said this yet.

>>9779899
You have to pay money to be a monk now.

Parasite here, who leeches of his Parents Money for 26 Years now and they still feed me without Feeling Bad.

Then again we are not a poor family

Homeless not an option

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPlxyJc7pFc

>>9779881
3deep5me

>>9779913
you ever think your parents are going to kick you out?

>>9779913
what does the rest of your family think about you

>>9779905
gosh darnit
there goes that dream

>>9779916
>Uploaded by NWOresistanceMilitia

What kind of "freedom" is it if the only freedom you have in choosing whether to die of hunger on the streets, or work at some mind-numbing job?

It's ridiculous that they try to force everyone into the same mold. What if I don't want to buy iPhones and luxury cars? I still have to work 8 hours a day just to support myself. Where is the freedom in that?

My dream is to become a multi-millionaire and have a big mansion.

Then I'd start a shelter for NEETs. They could live in little studio apartments attached to the mansion and could simply live alone if they pleased. But I would also hold intimate holiday parties for members of the house and any family members of the NEETs that household members want to invite. We could just be a little family, or I could just be a doting parental figure, it's all good.

I just have the desire to give to people what I wish someone would give to me.

>>9779937
*sighs*

Who are you quoting?

My dad is the CEO of a major company. He pretty much said I can do whatever the fuck I want with his money and after he dies I take it all am set for life. I'll even be the CEO and won't have to do shit with all the family appointed advisors. U Little nerds be mad jelly ?

>>9779937

>>9779950
epic. epic ftw.

>2012
>still dreaming about being a CEO one day when you live in a trailer with your wife, 8 kids and mom

ishniggerdig

>>9779956
HATERS GONNA HATE

>>9779905

What country were you looking at?

>>9779946
This. Just... this.

>>9779946
There isn't any, anon. That's the point. You're a wage slave.

Why don't you just kill yourself?

>>9779746
>You're not a fucking animal
Get out fucking christfag.

>>9780044
Why don't you just get a job and get a wife and resign another 18 years of your life to being "normal", you loser.

Bam. Owned.

>>9779946
You don't deserve other people's money just for existing. Prove your worth.

>>9780064
Can I try to prove my worth like women by sucking many dicks? Does it work for guys too?

>>9780073
Women are different because they only exist to serve men. I think we NEETs are admirable insofar as we live for ourselves and not for society, but I still don't feel like I should be supported simply because I exist.

If all else fails OP you can do the following:

1. Join military and get sweet benefits
2. Retire and collect retirement paycheck
3. Congrats! You are NEET for the rest of your life.

>>9780099
/jp/ is 35% women

ur going to make them mad

>>9780100
Not OP but I've considered joining the military. In the end I decided I would but only once I've failed at everything and have no other choice. I like my hair and I'm not eager to chop it off.

>>9780061
...Why don't you?

>>9780111
Lets get the lesser sex out of their ratholes and gas 'em. Hopefully, this isn't their time of the month and there won't be any blood on the carpet.

>>9780139
Why the fuck would you put a carpet in a gas chamber?

>>9780100
being in the military is mentally, physically and spiritually demanding.

Live in the "wilderness'. It's pretty easy to survive in a place like Hawaii, or something.

I would fly there and just set up camp, before that practice all your survival skills until you have them down to an art, and a science. It's really easy, Hawaii even has wild chicken if you eat meat.

>>9780156
>>9780139
Please use **trigger warnings** before you talk about gas chambers.. my people were murdered by Hitler in the holocaust and these kinds of words can bring back traumatic memories.

Thanks.

>>9780168
if they were murdered how come they arent dead

>>9780168
holocaust more like hololcaust

point is it never happened

>>9780168
Mine weren't.

>>9780168

holocaust never happened

>>9780188
heil me

antisage

>>9780010
>>9780037

Thank you for responding. It's good to know I'm not the only one who holds that opinion.

>>9780056
You realize that Christians aren't the only people to distinguish humans from animals right?

Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle weren't Christian, and they basically codified the western notion of the soul. Muslims and Jews aren't Christian. Hindus aren't Christian. But they all believe that humans have a spiritual element to them which animals do not posses, or at least not in a way that we do.

FYI anyway

>>9780210
*sagebombs u and ur mom to oblivion* XDD'

>>9780212
You're a wage slave because you are inferior. You should be using your time as a NEET to develop beautiful works of art, or partaking in other intellectually stimulating activities. Instead you waste away doing nothing of the sort, yet you still feel entitled to a good life? That you deserve anything but pity?

Laughable. truNEETs are artists and thinkers, independent from the world, they create their own value and let others look upon their brilliance with envy.

>>9780234
antisage

>>9780243
>they create their own value and let others look upon their brilliance with envy.

But you don't leave home.

>>9780243

Preach it brother, preach it!

>>9780243
i`m a neet but i don`t think that makes me superior how does mooching off people that provide me services like internet make me superior. i know what i`m doing is morally wrong and it does not make me superior but i don`t want to work. people who work and provide for society running the internet or making computers are obviously superior

i know i am going to get hell for this but its the truth

HIIIIINAAA!!

>>9780269
Stop taking "truNEET" posts seriously

If you are middle eastern or african you could move to Sweden.

>>9780269

You don't understand
>people who work and provide for society running the internet or making computers are obviously superior

Right there. What he means is, you have unlimited time. You have everything in front of you that you can learn to become that ideal person I just quoted in your post. Instead you decide to waste your time here complaining about nothing.

>>9780243
Blow it out your ass.

>>9780256
It's not people being envious that makes you great. Art and other form of intellectual expression are means of improving yourself, to the point where you are above the common man. How can you expect to be treated as anything but a member of the herd if you are an uncultured philistine?

>>9780269
The act of being a NEET doesn't make you superior, but rejecting society does. All great thinkers were deviants from mainstream thought. We are taught to go with the flow and never think outside the box, and the sheep that make up the masses listen. But the few that resist this calling are the ones who are truly great.

As a NEET you have taken the first step to greatness.. but will you use this time to develop as an individual, or will you waste away in a hedonistic abyss? The choice is yours.

>>9780281
but you are not going to work or give anything into society you have lots of free time but that doesn`t make you superior.

>>9780282
Too bad I'm 100% white, then.

Stay strong my brothers.

>>9780291
you will never create anything or help anyone with anything. your a NEET you don`t contribute anything

>>9780269
Why did anyone even reply to this bullshit?

My cat could do a better job of writing by walking over the keyboard than you did there.

>>9780301
Many great thinkers were shut-in rejects, stop making baseless assertions.

>>9780301

Moot was 15 when he made 4chan. Today he contributed by making this site while living comfortably. Maybe you are seeing this contributing factor set on high standards.

>>9780291
Your worldview is silly and childish and generalizes away all of the complexities of history and humanity. The way you look down on the nameless masses that have moved the world and done all the work so that certain few can call be addressed as "great" by romanticists and propagandists is frankly disgusting. What's worse is that you continue to misuse the word NEET to fit some bizarre and brittle worldview of entitlement. Stay special, snowflake.

>>9780310
but you won`t that is very rare they were geniuses you aren't going to do it. What things have you contributed so far.

>>9779946

I don't like it either. Seeing people working jobs they hate, having to struggle through those dull days all their life, it's depressing. I don't want to go down that road but it's as if I'm stuck. I'm not against hard work, not at all, but it's as if all that hard work goes to a reward you don't even get to enjoy until you're old and decrepit. It's not even worth it.

>>9780322
The masses are needed to forward the goals and needs of great men. But they are nothing but cogs in the machine, easily replaced and by themselves meaningless.

It's time you come to terms with this reality.

>>9780322
>The common man's death rattle.

>>9780351
but what makes you a great man being a NEET doesn't mean your a great man or an innovator

Job worker here. Thought I might enlighten you on the realism of 'normal' life. I'm not trying to convince you, in fact I'm envious of your lifestyles. But personally I cant let myself become that way, no reason why, just who I am.

I work as a barman/front of house/wait staff.
25 hours a week avg
I study full time, langauge major, Chinese and Japanese, minor in music.
I learn piano actively, I also run and go to the gym.

Work is shit, I use it to pay for my course fees, and hopwfully from my course I'll get a job teaching english over there sometime soon. (once im done)

One benefit of what I'm doing though, is I managed to get accepted to a program to visit Japan, all paid, for 10 days this December. I'm pretty stoked.

Unless you have a goal of obtaining a job you enjoy, dont bother working, stay NEET as long as you can soldiers.

>>9780361
Are you incapable of reading?

See >>9780291
>As a NEET you have taken the first step to greatness.. but will you use this time to develop as an individual, or will you waste away in a hedonistic abyss? The choice is yours.

Understand?

>>9780361

It does if you utilize your time correctly.

sage for off-topic shit

>>9780351
That's all "great" men are too. The only difference is that their name and face is remembered. Revolutions may have individual heroes, but those leaders are raised in times of crisis to fulfill the will of the people. Dictators too are the results of pain and and suffering and impatience that summons such people to placate needs temporarily. Kings, heroes, inventors, idols...they all just play the roles that society needs. You overemphasize the specialness of certain humans so as to prove to yourself that you can be special too. But each and every human is distinct and moves the world and affects others.

>>9780376
what are you going to create anime, books. NEET's don't contribute a whole lot there are over 1.3 million in japan and they haven't accomplished anything. there maybe some geniuses out there but they would be in school learning the skills to create their art.

>>9779715
who r u quting

>>9780400
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/who-are-you-quoting
lol me and my gf just read about this thanks for that we're laughing really hard now

>>9780382
Is a common wage slave equal to a great philosopher? A mcdonalds employee equal to men who produce beautiful works of art? Nonsense. The average man cries out for someone to save them during a crisis, while the great man rises up to the challenge.

>>9780393
all geniuses have received some form of school or training. whether it be einstein, da vinci, isaac newton. drop out NEETS don't make successful people. look at japan for proof

i feel sorry for poorfag NEETs. being a richfag NEET is the greatest thing ever.

>>9780393

You have some weird standard for the word contribute. I'm not trying to become a Zuckerberg, it's just something to do in your spare time that you like doing while having a roof over your head. Things like math or programming will "contribute" to an eventual job (because heaven forbid my mom won't keep me here by age 24). It's a job, you aren't in shackles being whipped by your boss or something. Which is why people should get jobs that they will benefit from in the long run while enjoying hobbies and being able to buy shit you can't afford with minimum wage. If whatever make gets "popular" by random chance (like a video game for example), then cool beans!

>>9780424
Are they equal? Of course not. They're different, they're distinct, and everyone is unique. Your "great people" can be said to be tools and puppets used by the masses to further their own collective goals. Royals used to be bred and raised and groomed for the express purpose of serving aiding the society they lived in. Dictators are tools of the people, fast medicine that the people choke on in their impulsiveness. etc etc.

>>9780427

>whether it be einstein, da vinci, isaac newton.

They didn't have the internet.

>>9780340
The only way out of this that i can think of is to literally flee.

You'dd save up money until you can travel around the world but you would have to find a way to keep this up indefinetly or for a very long time atleast.

>>9780496
but the shut in's in japan do the 1.3 million of them did you even read my post? however they still remain unsuccessful.

>>9780502

I've actually considered that at times. It's difficult though and at my current level of fitness it wouldn't work out, I've tried and failed multiple times. Such a person would look out of place but it'd be an interesting experience to say the least.

>>9780484
>They're different, they're distinct, and everyone is unique.

Your egalitarian view of the world is disgusting. No one man is equal to another. There are great men and there are the masses who follow the carrot on a stick known as "normalcy". You seem to be strawmanning what I consider to be "great men", where have a said that dictators and public servants are great? A great leader would not serve the masses, he would scorn them for being the mindless sheep that they are. He would encourage individuality and personal accomplishment, both foreign concepts to dictators.

In this way a NEET has begun the journey to greatness by rejecting society and realizing his own will as an individual. This alone does not make him great, but as I said before, the choice is now his whether he will cultivate his individual excellence or fade away into a hedonistic abyss.

Regardless, you seem to have made up your mind that a fry cook and a great artist are equal, so this is going nowhere.

>>9780522
There'dd be tricks to it that you would need to learn to survive with minimum expence.

There should be a way though. I want to believe there is.

Im kindoff afraid to try this because if this fails what do i have left but finding an interesting yet unmessy way to end my life?

>>9780531
why are you defining people by their occupations?

>>9780531
you reverted to your original argument read my posts
>>9780269
>>9780393
>>9780427
>>9780511

>>9780531
You have the same mentality as the society you are regressing from. Please kindly shut the fuck up with your "superior" and "inferior" mentality, you sound brainwashed as hell.

>>9780542

It's something that'd require some research at least. Even if you couldn't sustain it all your life, there could be a lesson in all that traveling and perhaps you'd find a place you'd want to stay.

>>9780531

Great men are both fry cooks AND artists.

>>9780511

The hikkis in Japan are pathetic sacks of shit.

They live that way because they couldn't cut it in the real world and they feel ashamed/depressed.

truNEET westerners leach off their parents, feel no shame, and love every minute of it.

>>9780522
i did this for 2 years. nearly died.
would not recommend.

>>9780596
Those are literally two halves of the same coin. You are no better. They are no worse. You are all equally pathetic and fucked up.

>>9780578
But unless you can keep it up its just a matter of being shown a little bit of light before going right back into prison.

>>9780577
The existence of superior and inferior individuals is not a mentality, it is a fact of life. If you are a useless slave that is your choice, but don't pretend to be deserving of anything but pity from those that are your betters.

A truNEET is one who uses his time to develop as an individual. I'm sorry this cold, hard reality is hard for you to come to terms with.

>>9780596
but even in the west high school drop out shut in's haven't accomplished anything. most people are shut in's in the west for the same reason in the east.

>>9780611
So, what is your idea of "better"?

>>9780611
Spoken like a true normalfag.
For you NEETs seeking to awaken truNEETdom, do not listen to this agent of lies. He harbors the mind of normie in the shell of a NEET. He is hardly even worthy of even being called a halfNEET.

False messiah! begone with you.

>>9780616
Someone who lives for himself and creates his own values. A man that takes part in intellectual pursuits on the long road of self-mastery and understanding.

The time has come to ask yourself.. do I live the life of a master or a slave?

>>9780598

Yeah, it doesn't seem very sustainable unless you know about the outdoors and stuff, and even then you're missing luxuries like a soft bed and nice internet and all that. Still, it seems like a neat adventure. I'd like to do something like that one day, at least if I had money.

>>9780609

I don't see why they'd put you in prison but I'm not familiar enough with law stuff.

>>9780633
If you are satisfied with a life of mediocrity then fine, but us NEETs who are truly awakened will continue to seek the greatness dormant inside each of us. I pity those like you who are content with a life of pure hedonism, for you lack the hunger for knowledge present in those who transcend the masses.

NEETs really are the master race when you think about it.

We emerge from the womb and then proceed to take over and rule the lives of the same people that birthed us. We are the kings of our houses and as such they pay us tribute and give us free home, food, and luxuries.

We are the conquerors. We exist in a state similar to that of a royal, yet we bear none of the responsibilities and annoyances that come with royalty. In this sense we are even better than actual kings and queens.

Is there anyone on this earth better than the NEET? The man who does no work, has no responsibilities, and yet receives everything that he could want from his subjects/parents.

>>9779715
Normalfags? On my /jp/?

NEET4lyfe bitch nigga

>>9780636
You tell me how to maintain a long road of intellectual pursuits without at one point or another being forced to suck corporate cock.

The thing with sucking corporate cock is, eventually you start getting comfortable and feeling responsible for that cock and then it starts getting kinda difficult to stop sucking.

What if i want to be neither master or slave? Cant we do better than owning or being owned? i just want to live for myself and for the few people i care about.

>>9780642
I would trade a soft bed and nice internet for the ability to maintain that life-style this very second if i could.

>>9780679
>everything that he could want
What a lack of ambition

>>9779715
I love seeing mundanes getting owned.

>>9780679
they don't pay you tribute they just don't want you to die on the street so they feed you.

if you call your parents your subjects and you think your their king you should kill yourself your not worth they're money if you don't respect them.

>>9780695
How exactly did he get owned? The only way I can see it is that he wanted the thread to die, and then it got another hundred replies.

>>9780692

What do you want? Cars, women, and a bunch of useless shit? The internet is all you need or should want. It is the source of everything worth having and it's all freely available through piracy.

>>9780692
What is ambition in your eyes? Working as a wage slave to line the pockets of your bosses? No, that is pure silliness. Is there anything more ambitious than the pursuit of self-mastery? I think not.

>>9780698
For what do you need to suck corporate cock for? You have all the knowledge you need right here on the internet, it is up to you to use it wisely.

>>9780703

>if you call your parents your subjects and you think your their king you should kill yourself your not worth they're money if you don't respect them.

I would imagine that many subjects wished that their king would just kill himself, but they weren't so lucky.

If my subjects wish to end my reign then they must overthrow me either by the sword or by throwing me out. Until that day, which will never come, I will remain the ruler of this kingdom.

Even in death my loyal subjects will pay me tribute in the sum of several hundred thousand dollars in life insurance.

>>9779819
>>9779814
You're kidding, right? I'm autistic, isn't that enough?

>>9780704
Shut up

>>9780735
Good on you, my brother. There is nothing more noble than the life of a NEET. He is free from the chains of the world that seek to drag us great ones down the their level of sheepish obedience and servitude.

/jp/'s NEET threads have really taken a dive now that the closet normals have busted in here with their self-improvement nonsense.

>>9780642
even if you knew a lot of outdoors and had survival training, winter in most places will hurt you.
i spent my first winter in northern italy, it was very harsh. It starts by getting rainy all the time, the ground is constantly muddy and cold. you go to sleep in the hills or forest, even if you wear your coat inside your sleeping bag, you will wake up with your feet cold, white as paper, and wrinkly. after 2-3 weeks of doing this, they start to turn red, and finally purple, and it will hurt to walk. you can hang your clothes on tree branches all you want and they will not dry, so you will have to walk around wet permanently.
by the time the snow starts to fall, your hands will be going through the same process. if you don't find shelter, you will probably die.
fortunately there are TONS of abandoned buildings in italy, because of the economic crisis. the ideal places to squat are at least 20-30 km from urban centers. the farther away you go, the lower chances it will already be occupied by homeless people. however, the smaller the town is, the more you will stand out, so you have to be careful. findings these places takes time.
recently due to the already mentioned economic crisis, many unemployed people, including a lot of african inmigrants, have left the cities and have headed to the countryside to find shelter.
i recommended using strings, cans and pieces of metals and leaving them in the doorways, they will alert you when people enter.

Don't get deluded, knowledge brings only suffering, the absence of knowledge is happiness.
We should strive to bring happiness from within, not from art, for art is temporary and ephemereal.
No person is what he acts like, how he thinks, looks, or behaves, genes or upbringing don't define someone, there's more to that, you're not a great person, nor a horrible person, not enlightened nor stupid, there's more to you.

>>9780753
NEET threads were always astoundingly shitty. Either there are "normals" and NEETs engaging in retarded arguments for the hundredth time or it's just NEETs blogging about useless shit and circlejerking about how they're extra special unique snowflakes.

>>9780727
Because my parents arent push-over retards who will just continue to feed me indevinetly.

>>9780753
Don't lump those of us with a love for reading and the arts in with the /fit/ children who want abs to get a girlfriend. The latter is the thought pattern of a common slave that lives for others, while the former seeks to understand and express himself, FOR himself.

>>9780776
How does having knowledge make you better?

>>9780767

>snowflakes

Stop that. I get a picture of a 3rd grade teacher with gray hair with fat on the sides, an apple on her desk and stamps "you did it" stamps for A+ homework of you.

joke's on you, OP, I get autismbux

>>9780769
>Because my parents arent push-over retards

Or maybe you aren't fit to be their ruler?

>>9780753
The truNEETs have been usurped by normals and they won't stop until all of /jp/ has been has been ravaged by conformism.

>>9780782
Spoken like a true anti-intellectual philistine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

>>9780782

Stupid question for a stupid minimum wage slave who decided not to stay in school at least.

>>9780800
>>9780805

>Discontinue sagacity, discard knowledge
>The people benefit a hundred-fold
>Cease learning, no more worries
I'm quoting a chinese dude who i jerk off to every night.

>>9780760

Ah, I see, I never really took weather into account too much, now that I think about it that's a huge factor as to why that kind of lifestyle is difficult. Around where I live, summer is probably more worrisome, winters tend to be more subdued while in the summer there's either a thunderstorm going on or it's ridiculously hot and bugs of all sorts are ready to pester you. It seems like a life that's only really enjoyable if you can actually afford somewhere decent to stay at.

You're an autist if you think attempting to make your life better is being normal, get ass cancer nerds

>>9780785
Gold star for you!

>>9780800
Is this a common activity in America?

>>9780816
This fuckin' guy.

>>9780819
That's how we settle small claims court cases here.

>>9780823
epic /a/b/v/ reaction image man. I seriously hope they don't do this amirite xD

>>9780823
gas yourself if you want to be miserable

>>9780828
It's funny because you think your post is somehow more acceptable.

>>9780833
>>9780828

Today i learned that NEETs actually think of themselves as living pretty good lives.

I mean, its better than rotting in a day-by-day ritual but only by default, i thought.

>>9780816

Any life with a job is objectively worse than a life without a job. You cannot make your life better with employment, it can only make it worse.

Any job you get will be 8 hours. That is 8 hours of your day, likely more than that considering drive time and feeling exhausted after work, which will be stolen from your life every single day you work.

リア充ここから出てけよ

>>9780833
He pointed out that poster's wrongdoing, while also using the sage feature as he was not contributing anything to the thread. Off-topic for sure, but certainly more acceptable than the /v/ poster.

>>9780828
Epic win /b/ro!

>>9780833
But... Irony is acceptable...Right?
I mean I'm still shitposting but I'm doing it ironically so it must mean it's okay.

>>9780844

TRANSLATE IT WEEBS

>>9780839
Isn't being a sadsack a full time job?

>>9780845
Saging your post doesn't give you free reign to post whatever the fuck you want, contrary to what many here believe.

>>9780839
Who said anything about work? Work is antithetical to self-improvement, how can you improve as an individual if you're a slave to someone else?

If /v/ and /r9k/ merged their shittiest threads it would probably look something like this.

>>9780845
Because reaction images are inappropriate on an image board, right? Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.

>>9780853
the pleasure of being [can't show this on a christian imageboard] inside

>>9780863
Get out.

>>9780838

Don't post sora in this shitty thread please. Thanks.

>>9780868
Falling back on "g-g-g-g-g-get out of /jp/" always works when you have nothing relevant to add.

>>9780868
We can't have him lowering the quality of discussion going on in this fantastic thread with his shitty reaction images. Intolerable.

>>9780868
I'll stay instead.

>>9780872
She can only make things better.

>>9780875
>always works when you have nothing relevant to add

That's funny coming from something who posts /v/-tier reaction images.

Let's change our topic!
How many times a day do you fap?

>>9780883
It's a shame they drowned in the end.

>>9780893
That isn't the same guy.

>>9780902
You've shifted from /v/ reaction images to /a/ reaction images, your range of shitposting is commendable.

No but really, kill yourself.

>>9780897
~Or did they~

>>9780291
Thank you for helping me see the light, sensei.

>>9780906
Signs of new /jp/ denizens:

-Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
-Never posts without using sage
-Feels the need to police the board
-Will spam board redirects to anyone who disagrees with or irritates them
-Complains about greentext, image macros, and other standard 4chan fare
-Complains about established /jp/ content, usually Touhou or visual novels
-Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
-On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"
-All in all, treats /jp/ as if it's a secret club that only they belong to

>tfw miserable virgin losers' cognitive dissonance convinces them that they're happy and everyone else is a sheep
>tfw you realize they're emotionally traumatized and deeply longing for acceptance and validation
>tfw they die slowly and painfully, as their muscles atrophy and their bodies and minds waste away
>tfw their only way of expressing themselves is lashing out at people on the internet for not sabotaging themselves and committing gradual suicide through inactivity and isolation
>tfw they pigeonhole everyone else into a single group of "normals", trying to convince themselves that they're happy
>yfw they die alone and scared, wishing they had someone to acknowledge their existence

>>9780914
who are you quoting?

>>9780896

Shit, I haven't fapped all day today. Whats happening to me?

>>9780906
You sound really angry. Does it frustrate you that there is nothing you can do about it?

>>9780913
Totally stealing this.

>>9780913
>-Complains about greentext, image macros, and other standard 4chan fare

I still laugh at how /jp/ doesn’t understand what greentext means.

If only Touhou was allowed on /a/ or /v/ so I wouldn’t have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using greentext as a way to “quote” someone’s post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in boards like /a/ and /v/. Fuck, /b/ and /sp/ do it right. It’s just /jp/ and /jp/’s lame knockoffs that fail at using greentext.

The true meaning of greentext lies in YOUR POST not in others. It’s ironic, because you think that you’re quoting others while you’re just, in fact, quoting yourself. Yes, greentext can be used when ironically posting a derogatory comment about other posts, but posting while just quoting other posts accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board.

The greentext feature was never meant to serve as quote feature! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose to use greentext with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using greentext to enlarge and enrich their stories instead.

I want to use greentext, yet I almost never do it on /jp/ because people will jump on me thinking I’m quoting their post or something.

>>9780927
I look forwards to your revival of this shitty meme in the future.

>>9780922
Amusing post, if you were going for that.

>>9780914
tg;dr lol

>>9780919
What the FUG is up with that kid's reflection???

>>9780936
Me too

>>9780943
This is now a rustle thread

get in here bros

>>9780943
>>9780946
i just reported ur sick pedo asses to the fbi

>>9780922
>mfw people expect any kind of proper conduct from any kind of 4chan denizens.

>>9780945
he's a nigger

>>9780956
>>9780946

le rustle face.jpg

>>9780943
>>9780945
>>9780946
>>9780953
This thread makes me physically sick.

>>9780945
It is an /x/ picture.

See, I can shitpost in three board styles!

>>9780958
take it eajy

>>9780961
Thats a good girl, use the mans big cock to sqwirt some cream over your deliciouse little body. Now show daddy
what a grown up little girl you are now. :)

>>9780977
Average gelbooru comment.

>>9780958
Let autism flow through you.

I like this thread

>>9780896
4-5 times a day on average
How do I stop, I'm tired of this

How did this board get so bad in the like 2 months I've been gone?

>>9780985
I was going to post that!

>>9780994
prozac

>>9781001
that feel when no more good old days

let's bring the good old days of 2012 back together anon.

>>9781005
Oh god I'm on Prozac I hate it I hate it

moar Rustle pls

>>9781013
It gave me really bad derealization, it felt like I was watching a movie of me living my life. Wellbutrin is the only med that's ever worked for me.

>>9781001
/q/

>>9781034
this isn't /a/, you silly newfriend.

>>9781036
/q/ueer detected

Diogenes of Sinope is my favorite NEET.

>>9781036
Don't call me Jew u cunt ill break your teeth and shove my dick down your throat and force your mom to watch. I'll shove it so hard and deep your tears will start lubricating my balls and you'll be gasping for breath while I viciously defile your face and release my superior genes all ovr your tender wimpy complexion. Your mom will cry and ill slap my dick left and right acceross ver aged face and will impregnate her with my seed. My son will be favored and I'll have him rape you every day and bear the shit out of you.

>>9781084
I'm a jew too, stop insulting your fellow kindred.

>>9781080
>Diogenes was also responsible for publicly mocking Alexander the Great.

Sounds like a queer.

>>9781096
Stfu, cynics were the most awesome and unrecognized people in the history of mankind.

>>9781096
> Alexander then declared, "If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes."

Alexander didn't think so.

What a fucking eyesore. Every single moron from /a/ and /v/ should learn to lurk.

>>9781132
expecially u

>>9781132

Your parents gave you life. If not them, you are at the very least indebted to the society you leech off of

>>9781154
"No man ought to obey any contract, written or implied, except he himself has given his formal adherence thereto. It is only slaves that are born into contracts."

Remember when /jp/ was about taking it easy? Yeah me neither I just started browsing a year ago n_n;

>>9779689
Why sit when you can lie down in a coffin, silly.