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9779900 No.9779900 [Reply] [Original]

Can someone legally marry a touhou?
Do it need to have the permission of ZUN and his wife?

>> No.9779915

this is so sad...

>> No.9779917

You can marry a horse, so I'm sure you can marry a Touhou.

>> No.9779925

>>9779915

Normie pls go

>> No.9779922

Yes, but you must be able to capture all of her spellcards on lunatic in 1 go, if she's in a game.

>> No.9779926

If a man can marry a Loveplus character, I'm sure you can marry a touhou.

>> No.9779931
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>>9779915
How? Better than marrying some fucking ugly 3D whore.

>> No.9779936

Someone asked ZUN if he could marry Marisa and he said no. I wouldn't count on it.

>> No.9779938

>>9779931
>>>/a/

>> No.9779941

>>9779931
literally marrying them what are your parents going to say it has no soul it can't love you. you are taking this waifu thing too far. your family will think your crazy

>> No.9779944

Marriage requires consent.

>> No.9779953

Just keep loving her in the platonic way, you damn well know she's not real and can't say yes.

>> No.9779958

>>9779941
> it has no soul it can't love you.
This applies to 3D girls as well.

>> No.9779982

>>9779958
no your mother loves you and she's 3d right? 3d can love your parents are proof

>> No.9780000

>>9779982
I was talking about romantic love.

>> No.9780013

>>9780000
your mom loves your dad right?

>> No.9780022

>>9779982
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9776481

>> No.9780042

>>9780013
No, she doesn't.

>> No.9780106

Marry a touhou? Isn't that alienation for the poor girl? It's not like she can say no or anything.

>> No.9780153
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9780153

How would you know she wants to marry you?

>> No.9780162

>>9779900
Hey OP, maybe you can fuck off.

>> No.9780180
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9780180

Sanae is a miko and is therefore celibate OP.

As long as she's a miko she can't marry or have sex. And Kanako isn't going to allow her to retire any time soon.

I'm sorry that you had to find out this way.

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>>9780180
Can I marry Kanako instead?

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>>9779900
Ha ha ha. I almost felt bad for laughing but it was just to much I'm not sorry for laughing either.

>> No.9780209

>>9780204
Do I need permission from Satori to marry Okuu?

>> No.9780216

>>9780204
I don't think I've ever seen that image have the same filename twice.

>> No.9780220

>>9780209
Depends. Would someone let you marry his dog?

>> No.9780230

>>9780220
That's not even close to the same thing and you know it.

>> No.9780240

>>9780230
You are right, you'd be human and way inferior to any youkai pet.
So no, I wouldn't let you marry her

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