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How do you confess to a virgin nerd?

>> No.9771433

>>9771427
*whips out dick*

>> No.9771432

any way you want
they have no standards?

>> No.9771440
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>>9771433

>> No.9771452

What's with Japanese and confessions anyway? It's always blurting it out from nowhere, or leaving some note, or, if a guy, just shoving the girl over and seeing if she wants to fuck.

>> No.9771449
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Take them with your authority and with violence.

>> No.9771453

>>9771449
fug I didn't mean to upload that image.

>> No.9771456

Can't help you there. I wouldn't know, because I'm a virgin badass.

>> No.9771460

>>9771453
A decent alternative to Reunthal to be quite honest.

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>>9771452
So.... just like all developed countries then?

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>> No.9771465

>>9771456
Cool oxymoron, nerd.

>> No.9771466

>>9771462
I'm gonna have nightmares

>> No.9771467

>>9771465
why are you calling a moron?

>> No.9771470
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>>9771462
What in the fuck

>> No.9771469

I will keep this thread as proof of your tsundere nature.

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>>9771465
Unlike you, I don't let the fact that I haven't stuck my dick in a germy flesh cavern dictate my status.

Jokes aside, I'm celibate.

>> No.9771479
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>>9771469
You don't even know if it's me or not.

>> No.9771483

Wait for him/her to make the first move, maybe wait for them to say "I've had feelings for you for a while now" or something, then confess. Worked for me a few years ago.

>> No.9771487

>>9771479
Okay then. But just me, okay? Nobody else.

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Like this.

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>>9771487
Fuck that.

If you can't accept my strong and independent nature then you can go fuck yourself.

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>> No.9771497

>>9771494
I cannot let anybody else have you now.

>> No.9771507

>>9771461
I thought normal people asked each other out.

>> No.9771516

>>9771497
enjoy your nerdy imposter, fartcatcher.

>> No.9771513

>>9771497
If you can't have her, then no one can.
That's right. You know what you must do.

Thump.

You must ____ that woman.

コロセ コロセ コロセ

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>>9771490

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>>9771497
I'd like to see you try to do something about it. You don't even know who I am. I could easily be a 300lb hambeast furry lover.

Get bent, dweeb.

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