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"Welcome to Yukkuri Pet shop!"

>> No.9769712
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>> No.9769728
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I want to abuse them all!

>> No.9769811

I remember one of these with a creepy asian guy in the background making a hilarious face. For the life of me I cannot find it.

>> No.9769813
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"Please buy cute deibu mister!"

>> No.9769850

They're out to get you:
http://exhentai.org/g/368557/53fdcf88f1/

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I HATE THESE THINGS; PUT IT AWAY

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Where are all the cute yukkuris?

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Gera-gera-gera-gera!!

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hello jp. tell me ideas for yukkuri drawings

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>> No.9769983

I don't know what it is about happy Yukkri that make me just want to smash them.

Maybe they just look too smug in their happiness.

>> No.9770006

I want more yukkuri comics

>> No.9770011

>>9769983

I'm sure your stepdaddy said the same thing before he beats you.

>> No.9770016

weirdos

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Welcome to the yukkuri whorehouse.
How may we service yu today?

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>>9770438
Every time you mention sexual Yukkuri, I'll quote it.

"I could just imagine using one as an onahole, shoving a tiny little Yukkuri onto my cock as it yelps, eventually succumbing to the ecstasy as I shoot my load inside it's cute little womb, afterwards it's just panting "fu~ fu~, id felt so good and eajy" I'll then raise it up to my face and lodge my tongue in it's mouth, being delicate while stimulating the Yukkuri's vagina until it starts to piss, I'll then drink down that sweet sweet piss with a smile on my face, before cuddling up to my Yukkuri and going to sleep.

Bliss, true bliss."

>> No.9770441

yukkuri's are the most frightening things i have ever seen and i will never understand why it has such a big following in japan

>> No.9770443

>>9769983
It's their smugness combined with their selfish attitude. They're always acting like giant assholes because they think they're hot shit and that the world revolves around them.

>> No.9770445

>>9770443
What about the cute pet yukkuris that are loyal to their master?

>> No.9770455

>>9770445
I'm perfectly okay with them, and they deserve to be treated as one would treat any pet. The wild ones though, are all unbearable.

>> No.9770464

>>9770445
They still look like assholes.

>> No.9770470

>>9770441
I wonder if 2ch is mad that their epic yukkuri meme is so mainstream now?

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>>9770464
Fuck you, dude.

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>> No.9770515

>>9770494
hmm

>> No.9770529

>>9769663
I'd buy the Patchouli one. Patchouli types tend to be very easy yukkuri's.

>> No.9770532

>>9770529
>easy

Are you going to have sex with it or something?

>> No.9770553

>>9770532
No, you stupid Brit

>> No.9770556

They all look so adorable. I would purchase as many as I can then care and love them for ever.

>> No.9770560

>>9770494
Jeans are awful. Please stop wearing them. Even cum-stained sweat pants would look and feel better.

>> No.9770565

>>9770560
Not that guy but I love jeans. Sweat pants are for fat people

>> No.9770569

>>9770560
Please be a troll.

>> No.9770573

>>9769663
>>9769813
are there more Yukkuri sculptures like these? saucenao and google dint pick up on anything

>> No.9770577

>>9770569
Sorry, I don't troll. I'm too hardcore for that nonsense.

>> No.9770579

>>9770560
What kind of pants are we supposed to wear then?

>> No.9770580

>>9770579
Track pants

>> No.9770582

>>9770579
Pants are for plebes. Just wear shorts or underwear and wrap up in a blanket.

>> No.9770583

>>9770579
Pajamas.

>> No.9770585

>>9770579
Panties

>> No.9770587

>>9770560
I come in my sweatpants quite often. Bitches love the smell.

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>>9770579
Skirts of course, what kind of girl are you? Some kind of tomboy?

>> No.9770657

>>9770648
I don't want boys to peek at my dick.

>> No.9770790

>>9770440
Why does that image always make me want to masturbate to it? There's something about it and I don't know what.

>> No.9770803

>>9770790
It's seductive. Her lips look quite moist and dick suckable.

Her face looks nice and soft for all around dick rubbing etc.

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