/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9769669
The war would be over in hours. Conscription would be a moot point.

Since we're technically mentally disabled.... wouldn't truNEETs be ineligible for a draft?

I want to mindbreak a NEET like in a fatalpulse doujin

I'd tell those soldiers to check their entitlement, while acting self-entitled myself. Then I'd explain I have severe illnesses like depression and anxiety, and blog on my Tumblr about how I'm being oppressed.

That is one meaty butt.

Welp, time to die in a desert

>>9769693
Useless leeches would make great human shields.

>>9769693
But 95% of /jp/'s ``neets'' go to school and have jobs.

>>9769703
Human shields only work if your enemies are reluctant to hit "innocent" targets.

>>9769700
Is this a butt thread?

>>9769709
Actually, the human body stops small arms fire pretty effectively.

>>9769709
We could just use you as suicide bombers then.

>>9769696
You need to find a /jp/sie first.

>>9769713
It should be.

>>9769720
There are no small firearms in war

>>9769718
You can't make them suicide bomb. Best case scenario is they fuck up.

>>9769720
And what are you going to do? Strap 2 human bodies onto you to protect yourself from small arms fire? Use your brain retard.

>>9769733
>You can't make them suicide bomb.

They can suicide bomb or be tortured to death. Their choice.

Break a leg.

Conscription is already necessary in my country

>>9769737
>be tortured to death
Edgy solution Captain Razor.

>>9769737
One of the many ways this is completely retarded is that now you have several people with bombs and a grudge in the middle of your troops. Can you spot another?

Would put my face in.

>>9769750
>>9769741
My boss saw this and I got fired. Thanks alot assholes, now I have to join the army.

Do I still have to go if I got reproved at the army's medical exam...?

Any BR can assist me on this one...?

Pic not related to me but to the person I am looking for...

>>9769669

is that sankuma?

>>9769764
I wish you luck in your search for employment.

>>9769754
Stop being dense, leech. Their duty is to blow up as many enemies as possible, if they refuse their duty they will be killed. It's simple.

The fact that you claim that NEETs would rather suicide bomb their own country out of anger than the enemy proves that they are worthless.

>>9769792
You are threatening people to become suicide bombers and die to kill the enemy or die to your guys. You are completely retarded if you think it would play out any other way.

>>9769792
They're so worthless they killed a 100 of your soldiers out of angst with all the bombs you gave them.

Nice job dumbass.

The only effective ways to have people kill themselves for their country are to brainwash them into believing they get something for it, like virgins, or threaten their loved ones.

>>9769805
All the people who would normally be ineligible turn themselves into weapons against your own army, ruining morale, and leaving you with a nation of children. This guy is the enemy.

>>9769818
So we have to convince them that the country they're fighting for is allied with Gensokyo.

>>9769792
>The fact that you claim that NEETs would rather suicide bomb their own country out of anger than the enemy proves that they are worthless.
The "enemy" would be perfectly happy to have them peacefully live out their lives alone. Their "friends" want them to commit suicide so they can save money by not having to purchase real munitions. You'd have to be a saint or a retard to side with your "friends."

>>9769818
NEETs don't want anything other than more autismbucks which they can't use after they're dead and nobody loves them so you can't threaten anybody.

>>9769836
So we have covered that most of /jp/ is army proof. Most of you also have a legitimate out in the form of mental illness, but I think I am a pretty good type of crazy for the army, unfortunately.

>>9769838
They would agree to suicide bomb, and then take out your troops. And then you would be discharged and imprisoned.

>>9769831
>>9769805
>>9769800
You're right, you guys are even too useless to suicide bomb I guess we'll just have you all executed.

>>9769800
>>9769805
I guess we can't expect useless NEETs to have the guts to suicide bomb like the glorious Japanese pilots.

>>9769836
You can get a pension boost to your existing autism bucks. That's something.

>>9769838
I'll wave to you when you're lining us up against the wall.

>>9769841
Can you not read? I just said that I agree that NEETs are even too useless to suicide bomb the enemy, and therefore should just be executed.

>>9769848
And you would be discharged and imprisoned for attempting to genocide the mentally ill. If you can convince them you are doing it for the good of the country, you might even get boosted up to war crimes, if you are not there already.

>>9769848
So you'll go on a witch hunt for NEETs? Way to take us back to the dark ages. If you think people will bother to check someone's history after someone else claimed they were NEETs you are sadly mistaken. People will look for any excuse to shoot someone they don't like.

>>9769723
But can I mindbreak them? Do they even have minds to break?

Most people here seem to be masochists that would love it, which kind of kills the point of breaking

>>9769869
I am not a masochist, but if you tried, I would be glad to break you.

>>9769854
Don't tell me you actually believe that the good guys win wars or something? The allies bombed millions of civilians to death in WW2, but we don't read about that. Winners write history.

>>9769864
You know they keep record of people on autism bux right? It's not the dark ages, we're eliminating useless leeches from our society who contribute nothing. Other kinds of degenerates like the cast of Jersey shore would also be executed.

Maybe I could make a friend or something with someone in the same situation.

>>9769877
No, there is not a single way this is beneficial to anyone. This is completely retarded and incredibly harmful to everyone. You would be actively working against both the country and humanity as a whole in the stupidest way you could manage. There is not a single person who would cover for you.

>>9769877
Yeah sure thing, Emperor Hitler.

>>9769882
Eliminating useless leeches who contribute nothing isn't benefiting anyone? You're delusional. Ridding a country of the weak and feeble makes for a stronger healthier nation.

I'd serve my commanders in any way that I could! But it's doubtful I'd be put in any combat situations...

>>9769877
U forgot to cite cod

>>9769669
>World War 3
>conscription

Yeah, no.

I really hope I got sent in with the invasion force. I'd rape so many women. I don't care if I got court marshaled, we don't live in 1940's Soviet Russia anymore so I wouldn't be hanged on the spot.
Feels pretty bad though, knowing that I'd commit warcrimes.

I would also shoot niggers if I saw them, even my own comrades whenever I got the chance.
Nice asses by the way.

>>9769877
People on Jersey Shore deserve to die

Wow look at all this edgy, you can't even hold it

>>9769890
Shut up you edgy virgin.

>>9769890
You know what, Captain Darks, you go right ahead. You go right ahead and do this thing. And remember, go down, not across.

>>9769890
Your strong, healthy nations were reduced to craterized wastelands. Fascism is deader than dead. You're free to keep fantasizing, though, since fantasy is what we deal in here.

Marching, fixing, eating, shitting, fighting, sleeping, all the same shit to me.

Even if I die having actually achieved something, it's likely I won't even be remembered.

>>World War 3

Forget that I'm even fighting at all. There's a good chance that this will involve nukes.

>>9769908
Ever hear of the Roman empire? That was the inspiration for Mussolini's fascism. Human nature hasn't changed significantly since then, it's impossible to call an ideology responsible for all great empires "dead".

>>9769923
Out of everyone on this board, you have the smallest chance of taking over the world, I can guarantee you that.

>>9769923
Epic troll post bro.

>>9769928
That wasn't an argument. Go ahead and leave this thread in defeat now, leech. The time will come when this country rids itself from the shackles of the weak and worthless.

>>9769935
You have lost countless times already, love. Only you cannot see that.

>>9769923
Liberalism has won, either the left or the right-wing variety. Fascism is as dead and buried as theocracy in the Western world. Yes, there are soft fascist parties polling fifteen percent in nations that are total clusterfucks, but nobody actually fucking cares about that. Even the Communist Party of Russia polls more.

You can keep dreaming about a fascist resurgence. But don't pretend you're not in the same boat as people who think the South will rise again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImZTwYwCug

Do you feel it?
The icy breath of Autumn and Winter upon your neck?

>>9769937
>Liberalism has won

Nice joke. It's only been a couple hundred years and already America is heading towards ruin, the western European countries are no better. They can't hold a candle to any of the great empires throughout history.

>>9769869
I don't want to be mindbroken, I would never give in to the cock.

i played muv luv

i can handle it

>>9769955
did the mudslimes also demand they put down the dog for not believing in islam?

Booty Phatrock

Average liberal "male".

>>9769964
Letty's ass is the only ass I would fight in a war to protect.

This family would probably fit in here on /jp/.

A more realistic question would be

It's World War 3 and several hundred nuclear missiles are headed for your country. How would you NEETs survive it?

>>9769974
No, ugly fatties aren't welcome anywhere.

>>9769951
>Nice joke. It's only been a couple hundred years and already America is heading towards ruin.
Capitalism has won. Period. They have the guns, they have the capital, and they control trade and everything else. But no, I'm sure the Western world will collapse any minute now. Any minute now.

Even if the West goes under and the developing powers take command (this will never happen,) they, too, are varying shades of liberal.

>the western European countries are no better. They can't hold a candle to any of the great empires throughout history.
The idea of empires conquering empires is dead. Nuclear weapons have seen to that. Your understanding of the world became obsolete half a century ago.

>>9769970
Eirin has such a big fat butt.

>>9769976
Same way I survive everything else. Just keep doing what I like and wait it out.

>>9769976
I live hundreds of miles away from anything worth blowing up.

>>9769973

>>9769984

>>9769669
I am already in the navy, so if WW3 occurs, my boat has already launched nuclear missiles, and I'm drinking the special smuggled bottle of "The World is Ending" wine.

>>9769994
It's just so big!

>>9769989
If you served in the military and came back alive would she let you fuck her ass?

>>9769979
>Capitalism has won. Period. They have the guns, they have the capital, and they control trade and everything else.

The market and government are becoming more and more entwined here in America, it's only a matter of time before they merge. A couple years ago we bailed out corporations with tax dollars, the only logical conclusion of this path of thought it a merging of private and public power.

>The idea of empires conquering empires is dead. Nuclear weapons have seen to that. Your understanding of the world became obsolete half a century ago.

They are only 8 countries with nukes, and none of them could hold a candle to the America. The US could take over both North and South America easily, none of these countries have nukes and nobody would dare stand up to a superpower with thousands of them.

>>9770000
No, you'd come back home only to find her fucking another man while nursing his child.

>>9770005
Russia, China.

>>9769999

>>9770017
Russia is a 3rd world shithole and China lends us trillions of dollars so it wouldn't be wise for them to attack us. They also depend on American consumers to prop up their economy.

Gonna have to save all these juicy culos.

>>9770005
>The market and government are becoming more and more entwined here in America, it's only a matter of time before they merge.
Yeah, fucking right. America would have gone full fascist in the nineteenth century when business and state were marching hand and hand and America literally went to war for its corporations.

>A couple years ago we bailed out corporations with tax dollars, the only logical conclusion of this path of thought it a merging of private and public power.
Equating TARP with fascism is one of the most colossally retarded arguments I've ever heard and I've heard a whole lot. If anything, people like you should be railing against how liberal-capitalist Jew bankers raped America with it. But expecting ideological consistency or intelligence is too much to expect from someone who just pretends to be a fascist in his spare time.

>They are only 8 countries with nukes, and none of them could hold a candle to the America. The US could take over both North and South America easily, none of these countries have nukes and nobody would dare stand up to a superpower with thousands of them.
Laughably retarded. You can't even occupy two shitholes full of illiterate and retarded sandniggers or stop Mexican cartels from killing your own citizens, but yeah, America's gonna conquer the whole Western Hemisphere. That's really going to happen. I have to take back what I said; the South rising is far more plausible.

Liberalism in a nutshell.

>>9770029
Have you read Gensokyo Ass Festival?

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>>9770025
Rather, if that were the case, then America would have gone full fascist in the nineteenth century. Even more so because people were wailing about how socialists were going to conquer the world all the time.

>>9770020
I wonder who has the biggest butt in all of Gensokyo.

>>9770025
>The idea of empires conquering empires is dead. Nuclear weapons have seen to that. Your understanding of the world became obsolete half a century ago.

Not an argument.

>Equating TARP with fascism is one of the most colossally retarded arguments I've ever heard and I've heard a whole lot.

Public tax dollars bailing out private entities. Yeah, that certainly isn't a merging of private and public power. Also, not an argument.

>Laughably retarded.

Not an argument.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

Come back when your arguments are full of logical fallacies, kiddo. Pic related, liberal utopia.

>>9770037
Nope, where could I find that, anon?

If it's a nuclear war of the type that means Russia firing everything they have at the West, then I live too close to a major city and would be doomed to die from radiation sickness within a week.

If it's non-nuclear, I'm well above the draft age in a country that would not be invaded in any conceivable non-nuclear war. So I'd probably just be working long shifts in a war material factory or something. On the upside, my country is a net food exporter, so there'd be enough food. On the downside... net fuel importer, so there'd be terrible shortages of fuel.

>>9770041
Nevermind. Found it.

>>9770033
Not even a part of this argument, but you lose points by value of linking to outside sources, especially Wikipedia, for the sole purpose of calling out some fucking ``logical fallacy.''

>>9770007
Letty's hips don't lie and neither does her sweet, sweet ass.
She would be that sweet, cute, chubby girl that would always cook you hearty meals and keep you warm on cold winter nights.
She would stay faithful to you, Anonymous.

>>9770033
>Not an argument.
Nobody gives a shit.

>Public tax dollars bailing out private entities. Yeah, that certainly isn't a merging of private and public power.
The issuing of interest-free loans which must be repaid to private companies is the involvement of government in business affairs, but it's hardly a merger.

>Pic related, liberal utopia.
Nobody gives a shit about your little inbred island shithole. While you laugh at how retarded their regulations are and how powerless and ridiculous the liberals are, their elite continue to rape your society and laugh all the way to the bank. But hey, at least you're having fun.

>>9770049
>I'm well above the draft age
Get out gramps

>>9770045
It's my duty to correct ignorant people as to their gaps in logic. I provided a link because obviously he is not aware of logical fallacies or he would keep them out of his attempted arguments.

>>9770017
>Russia
They're less threatening to the US than the Mexican cartels. Give 'em another hundred years or so to get back on their feet.

>China
They'd fold almost instantly without the the ability to sell their labor for cheap to the United States and it's massive corporations. They are entirely dependent on our economy and have zero ability to project any power.

>>9770051
Why do so many artists focus on Letty's butt?

>>9770051
Why would she keep you warm if she's a yukionna

>>9770060
If you could address his statements you would have. Instead you linked to Wikipedia and whined about ``logical fallacies'' instead of actually saying something remotely substantial.

>>9770060
Calling a statement retarded isn't an ad hominem fallacy, though. It's just a non-argument.

>>9770051
Wouldn't she be cold to the touch?

>>9770053
>Nobody gives a shit.

I care about the logical integrity of /jp/ and will not let you defile it with your ignorance.

>The issuing of interest-free loans which must be repaid to private companies is the involvement of government in business affairs, but it's hardly a merger.

It's the first step. If you can't see the creeping corporatism in America I am sorry you were dropped as a child.

>Nobody gives a shit about your little inbred island shithole. While you laugh at how retarded their regulations are and how powerless and ridiculous the liberals are, their elite continue to rape your society and laugh all the way to the bank. But hey, at least you're having fun.

Didn't I just tell you to stop substituting ad hominem attacks in place of a coherent argument?

>>9770037
>No Eirin
>No Letty
We know the true winners of such a festival.
They just gave the other Touhous a chance.

What would it be like to have sex with Letty's cold, juicy, plump, healthy anus?

>>9770065
He didn't make any points he just rambled on about how retarded what I said was. I pointed out his logical fallacies and went on with my merry evening. I will not tolerate irrational behavior on /jp/.

>>9770074
I dunnoooo..

Udonge is some pretty tough competition.

>>9770072
>>9770076
You know, the irony here is that you are attempting to argue on another one of your precious logical fallacies. Stop being retarded, Anonymous.

>>9770072
>I care about the logical integrity of /jp/
You're a riot.

>It's the first step.
Yes, this is the first step to your glorious fascist future. Soon the whole world will tremble.

>Didn't I just tell you to stop substituting ad hominem attacks in place of a coherent argument?
Cry me a river. If you enjoy having your society raped by international raiders, so be it. I would expect a fascist to actually care about the welfare of his society, but hey, it's your shithole, not mine.

>>9770059
Have fun getting your limbs blown off overseas while I comfort some of the lonely female population left behind...

>>9770077
I don't see many Udonge pics in this thread.
Being shoved up rumps seems to be more her speed.

>>9770060
So this guy is from /v/? Not surprised by how retarded he comes off as.

>>9770064
>>9770067
>>9770075
Warm, cozy feels with Letty.

>>9770095
Maybe you could warm her up, /jp/?

>>9770094
He's just trolling for responses, response, or else he wouldn't throw insults and criticize ad hominem in the same post. This is all academic anyway since I already know he isn't a real fascist, just pretending to be one for shits and giggles.

Actual fascists are aware of the incredible challenge of dethroning liberalism, and are under no delusions that the Western world will inevitably bow to fascism. They advocate the merger of state and private power in service of the national interest, but no fascist would see private corporations making government into their bitch to serve private interests as a positive thing, unless they're deluded enough to think that giving the liberal elite all the power in the world so you can later seize it from them isn't a retarded idea.

Also, you guys are too lewd.

>>9770094
He's just trolling for responses, or else he wouldn't throw insults and criticize ad hominem in the same post. This is all academic anyway since I already know he isn't a real fascist, just pretending to be one for shits and giggles.

Actual fascists are aware of the incredible challenge of dethroning liberalism, and are under no delusions that the Western world will inevitably bow to fascism. They advocate the merger of state and private power in service of the national interest, but no fascist would see private corporations making government into their bitch to serve private interests as a positive thing, unless they're deluded enough to think that "giving the liberal elite all the power in the world so you can later seize it from them" isn't a retarded idea.

Also, you guys are too lewd.

>>9770051
Sounds like my ex girlfriend. Too bad she was also stupid and naive despite being older than me and easily charmed by strangers over the internet.

Why must they all have stupid flaws?

I'll become a spy for my brothers in the White Nation of Greece.

>>9770091
I think Udonge has a nice pair of hips and a butt to match.

They can't use me if I can't use my body
I don't use my legs much anyway. I won't miss those.

I'm too intelligent to receive a combat job

>>9770154
Oh yeah, then why aren't you posting pictures of her butt to back up your claim?

>>9770176
I don't have much Udonge butt, sadly.

I don't have many butts.

Cutest bunny-butt.

>>9770183
Then the artists and fanbase have spoken. Reisen's derriere is of inadequate proportions.
But not all is lost, as she may yet learn a thing or two from the Master.

>>9770204
Lies and slander anon!

Besides which, Eirin could easily devise a medicine to boost butts, no doubt put to use on her servant to dominate all others!.

>>9770218
is she talking out of her ass?

>>9770218
She looks asleep in that picture.
Is her ass talking to us?