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>Resume
>No job experience

>> No.9760958

i've been a home security guard for 23 years nerd

>> No.9760978

I've got 800,000 all weather accident free driving miles under my belt.

>> No.9760982
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I actually do have job experience, but this is what i've learned from countless job interviews, it doesnt matter that much. Just show them you can do the job and thats it.

>> No.9760994

I've been an intern every summer ``vacation'' I've had.
At a BMW assembly plant a district away, and another at an Energy distribution cooperative.

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>>9760982
And for god sake, don't take a T-Shirt like this to the interview, is not a jp-meetup, is a job interview.

>> No.9761000

>>9760995
wait, what am I supposed to wear if I can't wear my Milky Holmes shirt?

>> No.9761005

Well sir, I'm obviously here to get job experience.

>> No.9761008
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>>9761000
This guide is really good.
I hope /fa/ makes another one, but for hair and facial hair stylings.

The health and /fit/ness bit for looking presentable is easy though.

>> No.9761013

DONT JUDGE ME ILL BITE YOUR DICK OFF

>> No.9761018

But I did have a job for a year.

I was so bad at it, they wouldn't give me a reference though.

>> No.9761026

>>9760982
HER HEAD! WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS WRON WITH HER HEAD> THIS ARTIST IS TERRIBLE FOR EVER MAKING SUCH A MISTAKE! JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER.

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>>9761000
Like this
And im talking about the old man, not Youmu.
Dress like him if you want to be someone at life.

>> No.9761032

le are you serious face

>> No.9761034

>Being in college
>Not taking a few Internships down the way

Seriously hope you don't do this

>> No.9761036

>>9761028
I wonder if that old man is scolding Youmu for dressing up like that in public.

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>>9761026
Holy shit I just notice

>> No.9761038

>>9761036
We can only hope.

>> No.9761041

>>9761037
Classy.

>> No.9761042

>>9761036
Old guy is probably calling him a fucking dork.

>> No.9761046

>>9761028
The old man looks like Youki.

>> No.9761089

I wrote an article that was published in a newspaper. That's work experience right?

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>>9761026
Maybe something like this but even more severe.

>> No.9761101

>>9761089
what article?


NEET culture?

>> No.9761110

>>9761089
thats cool anon, what did you wrote about?

>> No.9761118

do a project for free. put it on your website.
profit.
http://www.minimallyminimal.com/blog/2012/7/3/the-next-microsoft.html

>> No.9761144

>>9761118
Holy shit this site makes me mad.

You better not be Andrew Kim, anon.

>> No.9761146

>>9761101
Well of course.
>>9761110
I don't remember. I was only 10 years old. I think I've a small amount of writing talent, I was told all through school that I should write, but I just never cared about writing. I'd be more interested in writing a game than writing for a newspaper or writing a book. I guess I would've been willing to do the writing side of a comic if I had ever had a drawing friend in school, but obviously I've never had friends.

>> No.9761149

>>9761118
thats really awesome anon

>> No.9761189

>>9761034
>Being in college
I seriously hope you don't do this.

>> No.9761248

>>9761008
>polo
>blue shirt
>shorts
I'm sure you all realised by now that this guide is a troll guide full of traps and treatchery.

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